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>> [_] Anon 3261486 I dont get it
>> [_] Anon 3261490 >># >hands cucumber to nigger BLACKED
>> [_] Anon 3261495 someone needs to rape her.
>> [_] Anon 3261502 she looks like the bog brothers
>> [_] Anon 3261507 And it's my choice what I put my dick into. SO DON'T YOU DARE GUILT ME INTO A PITY FUCK BETHANY.
>> [_] Anon 3261514 >># More like Sacajawea.
>> [_] Anon 3261516 >># yep, you can pick whatever you want in you, but there are consequences to your decisions
>> [_] Anon 3261519 Bob's a cuck
>> [_] Anon 3261526 >># yeah it would be a bad idea to put beef jerky or a meninist's dick into my vagina. I would get a bacterial infection.
>> [_] Anon 3261527 >># like the one you have now? oh wait...
>> [_] Anon 3261528 >># dad, you're not supposed to tell anyone about us.
>> [_] Anon 3261534 JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD OR SHOULD BE ALLOWED. And that's a friggin man.
>> [_] Anon 3261548 I fucking hate vorefags
>> [_] Anon 3261558 No, it isn't. You can't put an animal penis in you. You can't put a dead guy's body part in you. You have limited choice about what goes in you. As for what you let in you? Well, it's your choice, but you have absolutely 0 right to stop people from judging you for your slutty or prudish ways.
>> [_] Anon 3261562 >># Stop manwhore-shaming me bro.
>> [_] Anon 3261563 >># she put the bogpill in her.
>> [_] Anon 3261568 >># wise words
>> [_] Anon 3261569 For a second there, I thought this was an anti-vaxxer thing.
>> [_] Anon 3261604 Aww... everyone's so angry that a woman has a choice Also, this is an ad for lube. You're welcome.
>> [_] Anon 3261610 >everyone all I can see is one angry comment 19 / 0 / 17 / 1 >oh
>> [_] Anon 3261620 >># >You can't put an animal penis in you. You can't put a dead guy's body part in you Not with that attitude for sure

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>> [_] Anon 3245128 Always bet against the millenials.
>> [_] Anon 3245132 >># shut up and put this cucumber up your ass
>> [_] Anon 3245136 What's up with her high cheek bones?
>> [_] Anon 3245140 >># As expected of country grown vegetables!
>> [_] Anon 3245151 SO TOLERANT AND PROGRESSIVE!
>> [_] Anon 3245153 >># botox maybe?
>> [_] Anon 3245168 It's also my choice who I put me in :)
>> [_] Anon 3245170 It's not your choice if you're raped, you dumb slut. Rape is only illegal in White and Asian countries. Go to the Middle East or Africa and it's not your choice.
>> [_] Anon 3245179 did this need to be said? anyone who's gonna rape a bitch aint gonna be swayed by this stupid ass bullshit, who's the target demographic here?
>> [_] Anon 3245180 It's my choice if I put it in her, It's my choice if I put it in her, It's my choice if I put it in her, And I would not put it in her.
>> [_] Anon 3245181 >># LOL I just got that banner too :^)
>> [_] Anon 3245186 >># Yeah, she's reading your comment right now. Thanks for submitting it.
>> [_] Anon 3245197 She looks like a bogdanoff. Anyone care to give me a quick rundown?
>> [_] Anon 3245203 >># >bogdanoff kek. No, they look like a flaming homo nightmare >before the knife https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ommons/2/2a/PHOTOS_IGOR_GRICHKA.jpg >after http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/05/1 9/article-0-09A11618000005DC-552_468x738. jpg She just looks like an SJW Apache princess.
>> [_] Anon 3245205 It's just an ad for Lube or some shit, you don't have to lose your mind lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJd_k89r 6-0
>> [_] Anon 3245206 >># The Rothschilds bow to Terrible Tim.
>> [_] Anon 3245219 It's an ad attempting to appeal to feminist millenials using an implied strawman argument. The implication is that the 'Patriarchy' thinks it can decide what women should put in their bodies. The childish song bolsters the idea that it is so idiotic to believe that only a cis-white male patriarch would hold such a view, and so he must be enlightened with a message appropriate to his low intellectual level. Typical smug, self-righteous, liberal masturbation. So what else is new?
>> [_] Anon 3245221 Who on earth believes differently than the message she is conveying? Criminals? Who cares?
>> [_] Anon 3245230 >># Honestly, if it gets a reaction like this I love it fucking autists
>> [_] Anon 3245233 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXAZEMcC mT0 Also I can't fucking upload anything on /f/ I haven't hit the 5 limit
>> [_] Anon 3245239 >># thank you based cr1t
>> [_] Anon 3245252 >># Beta males & white knights.
>> [_] Anon 3245261 >># the law in most places says she can't put (living) animals' dicks or kiddy dicks in her. and it was illegal to put old guy dicks in her until she's of age, though she wouldn't take the blame then.
>> [_] Anon 3245262 >># the law in most places she can't put narcotics, (living) animals' dicks or kiddy dicks in her. and it was illegal to put old guy dicks in her until she's of age, though she wouldn't take the blame then.
>> [_] Anon 3245263 >># It's my choice what I put in me Botox to let me pretend I'm skinny
>> [_] DarkNecroman 3245271 damnit... Its her choice what she puts in her, Its her choice what she puts in her, its her choice what she puts in her, As long as i dont have to pay to fucking fix what she broke inside of her.
>> [_] Anon 3245295 how about you put some drugs in you

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[_] Anon 3126373 Post comedy flashes Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3126374 Pls STD gods smite her with something!
>> [_] Anon 3126379 >># >"""""""comedy"""""""
>> [_] Anon 3126388 >># rape would be more ironic :D btw totally unrelated question: anyone know where she lives?
>> [_] Anon 3126392 Could someone show me some straight girl stand up that is funny?
>> [_] Anon 3126394 >># i'll give you a straight answer: no fuck no
>> [_] Anon 3126397 >># Naw, women aren't funny. The pinnacle of their "comedy" are cunt jokes.
>> [_] Anon 3126398 >># If you love period jokes
>> [_] Anon 3126403 she is pretty unattractive
>> [_] Anon 3126419 >># I agree, if I wanna do heroin or meth it should be my choice to make, not the governments!
>> [_] Anon 3126425 >># You have to go to webcomics to find funny women. And so far there's only been 3: Katie Tiedrich, Kate Beaton and I forget the third.
>> [_] Anon 3126427 Mr Hands chose what he put in him
>> [_] Anon 3126436 Being wildly passive aggressive is not humor.
>> [_] Anon 3126446 >># It's an ad about lube and how you have the choice to buy their brand.
>> [_] Anon 3126454 >># no such thing, unless you like only penis and vagina jokes
>> [_] Anon 3126469 >># Butthorn
>> [_] Anon 3126506 >># >Butthorn No, Beth Evans doesn't have a sense of humor either
>> [_] Anon 3126518 >># Katie Rice?
>> [_] Anon 3126523 >># Oglaf writer
>> [_] Anon 3126524 >># >Katie Rice she's close, Camp Weedonwantcha is pretty cruel but not who I was thinking of. Huh, I'm detecting a pattern
>> [_] Anon 3126527 >># I thought that was a guy and the artist was a girl
>> [_] Anon 3126528 >># I thought it was the other way around, I'm probably wrong
>> [_] Anon 3126530 >># If a girl is writing Oglaf she definitely belongs in the ring of girls with actual senses of humor
>> [_] Anon 3126552 With that face? Id' say her choices are relay limited

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>> [_] Anon 3124701 >It's my choice what I put in me! We'll see about that nigger
>> [_] Anon 3124702 >># You touch your momma with those fingers?? How absurd! I can put whatever I want.
>> [_] Anon 3124753 >># you can't put a little boy's dick in you.
>> [_] Anon 3124764 I find this highly disturbing also why did they give the big cucumber to the black guy....
>> [_] Anon 3124767 >># I like the look on his face.
>> [_] Anon 3124770 >># I can put whatever I WANT in my body
>> [_] Anon 3124808 Vile.
>> [_] Anon 3124815 femanon here. i'll be brief: YES, WE ALL KNOW IT'S OUR CHOICE ALREADY. STOP THREATING PEOPLE LIKE THEY'RE STUPID ENOUGH TO BELIEVE I CAN STILL BE FORCED TO TAKE MELVIN'S GREASY COCK IN MY ASS. WHAT THE FUCK
>> [_] Anon 3124821 >># Femanon speaks the truth.
>> [_] Anon 3124822 NOT IF I RAPE YOU BITCH
>> [_] Anon 3124827 >># >this guy pretending to be a woman speaks the truth
>> [_] Anon 3124829 >># that's the best kind of woman
>> [_] Anon 3124831 >># >it;s my choice what I put in me Sure, as long as you aren't fat. But if you are, you forfeit the right to control what goes into you, and it's gulag until you're normal. Carry on, citizen.
>> [_] Anon 3124849 >># Jokes on you i was born with a dick
>> [_] Anon 3124850 No shit it's not the middle east where you get raped when your father sell you to a stranger for a camel and a bag of peanuts.
>> [_] Anon 3124859 >># >># welp, regardless of if you think i'm a real girl or not, we all here seem to agree this ad is fucking dumb. like yeah; no shit, sherlock, it's my choice who i have sex with. i know this, you guys know this, the beta cucks at /r9k/ know this. please stop; it's not even funny anymore
>> [_] Anon 3124871 I am genuinely offended by this flash

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>> [_] Anon 3119824 the only thing she needs in her is a massive cock in her gob to shut her mouth
>> [_] Anon 3119826 Is this supposed to be comedy?
>> [_] Anon of New Orleans 3119834 >># Yes. If you're like Bob then she don't want to put you in her. That's the funny thing.
>> [_] Anon 3119835 Freedom was a mistake.
>> [_] Anon 3119836 >># Shouldn't be.
>> [_] Anon of New Orleans 3119842 >># >># You people gave power to her gender.
>> [_] Anon 3119845 Is Bob played by Rupert Grint?
>> [_] Anon 3119849 >># why does this trigger /f/ so much like, what, who would disagree that a woman can consent to what she wants to fuck?
>> [_] Anon 3119855 >># because muh niggers and muh cucks
>> [_] Anon 3119858 >># >Niggers >cucks where in the fuck do you see either of these subjects? Jesus christ.
>> [_] Anon 3119859 >># The woman is unattractive. The whole ad is extremely unfunny and obnoxious. And, as you say, most people would agree that a person is free to choose what they do to their own body so this ad trying to make a point out of it is ridiculous.
>> [_] Anon 3119863 >># It's why people get triggered by women saying they have the freedom to control their own bodies. They automatically assume they're going to make choices that they don't agree with. This is my first time seeing the video, but I'm also willing to be that the white guy being singled out as being unfuckable also probably bothers them. In other words, they're externalizing their own self loathing and blaming it on women.
>> [_] Anon 3119864 >># Because it's edgy and a meme to be okay with things.
>> [_] Anon of New Orleans 3119866 >># It's not about white guys. You're saying that after watching that video you still wanted to fuck that woman?
>> [_] Anon 3119867 >># i agree the woman is unattractive, and the ad un-necessary, this reaction is still pretty un-necessary >># I think this is the case desu >># or this .
>> [_] Anon 3119869 Nobody would want to fuck her anyway. She's better off sticking to the apples in her vadge.
>> [_] Anon 3119871 guys. People assume that women have autonomy. Why must certain people keep on making sure everyone knows it? People dislike someone who assumes they're an idiot. The tone of this video/flash is extremely condescending, and most people don't like being talked down to. People don't like being addressed as an inferior.
>> [_] Anon 3119883 This is cute. I like it.
>> [_] Anon 3119887 >># No, but I get to decide what I put myself in so I don't really give a shit
>> [_] Anon 3119892 >># NO IT'S NOT, NO YOU DON'T, FUCK YOU STOP LIKING THINGS. Is that the (You) you were looking for?
>> [_] Anon 3119893 people don't always get to choose what gets put in them thats a fact
>> [_] Anon 3119899 >># Because, we don't need a butterface dog to bark to us what's obviously obvious. It reeks of liberal bullshit, and insults us that we don't know any better. I wish she would choose to but a bullet in her temple.
>> [_] Anon 3119904 what?
>> [_] Anon 3119911 With the current state of society I would almost say this was not satire.
>> [_] Anon 3119912 >># this desu
>> [_] Anon 3119914 >># It really isn't.
>> [_] Anon 3119915 >guaranteed replies Always with the political stuff Why can't /f/ be filled with chill music and comfy loops?
>> [_] Anon 3119917 >># >like, what, who would disagree that a woman can consent to what she wants to fuck? Child support.
>> [_] Anon 3119918 >># You're opinion is wrong.
>> [_] Anon 3119920 >># UHH. ACTUALLY, IT'S SPELT "YOUR", YOU FUCKING IDIOT RETARD.
>> [_] Anon 3119921 women's suffrage was a mistake
>> [_] Anon 3119922 >># Choice doesn't exist, free will is an illusion, hard determinism is the only coherant view of systems at this time and complexity scale that doesn't resort to illogical dualism
>> [_] Anon 3119928 >># Fine kid, let me educate you on your 3rd grade grammar since you don't seem to have gotten that far in gradeschool yet. You're, (to belong to you) e.g.: "You're waifu a shit" Your, (abbreviation of you are) e.g.: "Your a faggot." Coincidentally both of these example statements happen to be one hundred and ten percent factually correct.
>> [_] Anon 3119936 I agree with her. Just like it's my choice where I stick my dick. Wouldn't stick it in her because she look god damn ugly.
>> [_] Anon 3119937 >># Would be all to easy.
>> [_] Anon 3119941 >># Nice bait, mate.
>> [_] Anon 3119942 >># woah cool
>> [_] Anon 3119943 >># It's still illegal to shag sheep anon, you can't just stick your dick in whatever you want.
>> [_] Anon 3119945 >># You don't even know my waifu, motherfucker. Take that shit back.
>> [_] Anon 3119949 >># Sorry that the truth hurts anon, but you're waifu a shit and a slut. She's probably out NTRing you right now.
>> [_] Anon 3119970 >># you are completely correct, however the song goes "its my choice what I put in me" and not "its my choice what that nigger sticks inside me"
>> [_] Anon 3119971 >its my choice what i put in me tell that to the court after reverse raping a little kid shit, i forgot its not a crime for women to rape
>> [_] Anon 3119975 >># /ss/ is the second purest form of love though.
>> [_] Anon 3119980 >># the term reverse rape in itself is dumb. it's like it presupposes only men can rape.
>> [_] Anon 3119983 >># pretty much like this ad, they dont do anything to imply that men have the same rights
>> [_] Anon 3119986 Ask any pot user. The goverment decides what you are and are not allowed to put into yourself.

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>> [_] Anon 2896285 It's your choice to get surgery, It's your choice to get surgery, It's your choice to get surgery, Please do something 'bout that face. Don't care if it's a lube commercial. She's fucking ugly.
>> [_] rapist 2896296 its not ur choice, its mine.
>> [_] Anon 2896315 I love how she hands the giant cucumber to the black guy.
>> [_] Anon 2896319 >># Yeah and you're a real looker yourself, buddy.
>> [_] Anon 2896321 I kinda want rule 34. I dunno why. I mean, her face is fucking ugly, but she has a nice body. I just want an image or a short animation or something where she's face down ass up, with a giant open bottle or recipient of that lube their advertising, with people passing by it in a production line manner, dunking dildos and cucumbers and FUCKING APPLES on the lube and just jamming it in while she's pulling off some ahegao shit. I dunno. It might be the hunger and sleep deprivation talking. And the fact I haven't fapped in several days. help
>> [_] Anon 2896324 >># >cuck: the post
>> [_] Anon 2896331 >># i'd say the same to you ugly
>> [_] Anon 2896332 >># Must be nice for her having the luxury to choose what food she gets to put in her mouth
>> [_] Anon 2896338 >># That wasn't my point. My point is you're not really in a position to bash people for being "unattractive" if you are also unattractive.
>> [_] Anon 2896342 >># >My point is you're not really in a position to bash people for being "unattractive" if you are also unattractive. Not the same guy but I disagree. In fact logically that makes him to be not only in the prime position for this but also a qualified experienced expert on the matter.
>> [_] Anon 2896349 Thats why you tie them up
>> [_] Anon 2896352 >># stfu fag, go back to tumblr.
>> [_] Squares are my friends 2896355 >># Tumblr would say the exact opposite. Stop trying to fit in.
>> [_] Anon 2896358 >># Le cuck faec :DDDDD
>> [_] Anon 2896363 >># Wow you're a massive faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2896364 >># That doesn't make sense, like at all.
>> [_] Anon 2896396 I just came here to see people getting mad about someone stating a basic right. Thanks, 4chan.
>> [_] Anon 2896412 >># >you've never made a video game so you can't judge video games oh boy
>> [_] Anon 2896415 >># >implying you don't have a body to take care of >implying you take care of it
>> [_] Anon 2896421 >># >Tips fedora,milady. Jumps on white horse and rides off into the sunset forever alone.
>> [_] Anon 2896432 she kinda reminds me of the crypt keeper she looks like one of those ambiguously unattractive mulatto types
>> [_] Anon 2896444 I'm curious as to the standards of the average 4channer that makes an average looking woman ugly.
>> [_] Anon 2896447 >># Look, a 4channer who gets mad and defensive about whether a woman is sufficiently attractive on the internet. Come on 4chan, show me something new today.
>> [_] Anon 2896455 >># >all these buttmad mgtow >not realising it's a dildo add.
>> [_] Anon 2896457 >># To be honest, I never even got that far. I reached the start of the cucumber scene, then got bored.
>> [_] Anon 2896460 >># >You can't cook so you can't say my food tastes like shit
>> [_] Anon 2896462 >># oh they only cut it to there to create enragement. it's actually a lube add. the point being that "I don't want to put dodgy lube in me"
>> [_] Anon 2896463 >># That argument sucks total nigger dicks, go die in a hell fire of Satan.
>> [_] Anon 2896465 >># >It's my choice what I put in me No it's not. Those dudes have to agree to put it in you too; it's a mutual decision.
>> [_] Anon 2896469 >># >I have to know how to build from start to finish in order to be qualified to tell if something is fucked up in it
>> [_] Anon 2896470 I think rape is completely fine.
>> [_] Anon 2896496 >># kill yourself namefag
>> [_] Anon 2896497 >># Hi Reddit

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>> [_] Anon 2845643 I really wish I could post reaction images on /f/, because I can literally not convey the amount of disgust I am feeling right now in words.
>> [_] Anon 2845645 Just got this shit out of my head. Douche.
>> [_] Anyanymous 2845648 she can fit an apple in there? goddamn she must be pretty loose.
>> [_] Anon 2845684 >># But why? Really, why do people even get mad about this shit? >Chick gets angry about neckbeards >makes a song about it to convey her anger >4chan gets butthurt
>> [_] Anon 2845691 I don't get it. Why does anyone care about anything here. Why was this even made?
>> [_] Anon 2845695 >the men start to sing too kek
>> [_] Anon 2845718 maybe people get mad because they're neckbeards who still wouldn't want to fuck this chick. look at her face. what the fuck is going on there?
>> [_] Anon 2845725 >This is what women actually believe
>> [_] Anon 2845726 the guy who holds the cucumber.....oh my god his face
>> [_] Anon 2845727 >># This is actually a commercial for lube. And what 4chan argues against isn't what she doesn't put in her, but what she does.
>> [_] Anon 2845756 >># >I don't get it. Why does anyone care about anything here. Why was this even made? >Why does anyone care about anything here. >I don't get it. LOL
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2845777 This would be SO much better at the end if we see her tied up in the basement strapped to a table spread out, and the basement guy starts singing what all he's going to put in her, showing various objects, some dildos, some not so dildos, some... really painful looking things. But at least he's using the company's lube!
>> [_] Anon 2845785 Perfect 4chan bait
>> [_] Anon 2845788 >># make it happen
>> [_] Anon 2845812 >># Seriously, are we the only two that noticed her fucked-up facial muscle structure? The fuck kind of alien bullshit is going on here.
>> [_] Anon 2845822 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>> [_] Anon 2845836 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>> [_] Anon 2845847 >Firefox right now
>> [_] Anon 2845850 >># best post in this thread

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>> [_] Anon 2828534 Fucking troll face
>> [_] Anon 2828572 That woman has the widest face that I've ever seen.
>> [_] Anon 2828581 Anyone who is not afraid of women does not understand them.
>> [_] Anon 2828593 Before anyone gets the wrong idea about this - this is an ad for lube. Specifically all-natural lube without 'dangerous chemicals'.
>> [_] Anon 2828594 >># that won't stop people from shitposting
>> [_] Anon 2828611 >># to fear and to be wary of are 2 different things. I am wary of everyone, regardless of who they are, that doesnt mean i fear them
>> [_] Anon 2828618 garuunteed ruplys
>> [_] Anon 2828624 She looks like one of the titans from Attack on Titan.
>> [_] Anon 2828667 It's my choice to call you ugly, It's my choice to call you ugly, It's my choice to call you ugly, Your face looks like a dumpling. You ugly fuck can't sing for shit, You won't be getting near my dick, I rather fuck a bimbo prick, At least I'll get my rocks off. I would fuck that bitch named Nancy, Got a face that I find fancy, Not a ugly cunt that I see, And that's the truth, you duckling.
>> [_] Anon 2828672 >># Fun Fact: Sex Toys and Lube aren't very regulated
>> [_] Anon 2828675 >># excellent
>> [_] Anon 2828680 >># hence "it's MY choice", not Uncle Sam's? The panfaced dyke has a point. And she's poking that point right up her tube with a safe lube she believes in. Not some petrochemical irritant invented by a scuzzy MAN. Not to rustle any jimmies, of course.
>> [_] Anon 2828681 >># i don't understand why ever one is getting mad if some dude wanted to shove a carrot up his ass no one care, so why does it matter when this lady says this?
>> [_] Anon 2828684 >># How many men do you see prancing around with a carrot up the ass (quite likely for 4chan) and declaring it's his choice what he shoves in his dumper, as if someone's trying to dictate his hobby-horse habits? Never. She comes across as a toad. She's a chan-less frogposter. Of course its her fucking choice, but if I have a say-so, it's SHARPIE IN TEH POOPER OR GTFO. /thread
>> [_] Anon 2828688 >># this is a video advertisement the woman is not real the song is not real the point is not real you're not even real
>> [_] Anon 2828690 >># Well done
>> [_] Anon 2828699 >># it should have been an ad for making drugs legal
>> [_] Anon 2828702 I thought this was a rape commercial
>> [_] Anon 2828703 >># Only if you live in a shithole country without consumer protection laws.
>> [_] Anon 2828708 This is why rape is okay.
>> [_] Anon 2828713 I was waiting for the video to end with her getting raped. Does that make me an awful person?
>> [_] Anon 2828729 >># No, it makes you stupid.
>> [_] Anon 2828730 >>#
>> [_] Anon 2828731 what the fuck is she doing with her eyebrows? she's worse than christopher lee, jesus fuck.
>> [_] π/3 !RadianYdsU 2828745 >it's my choice what i put in me yes, i get it, you're a free agent. please just stop being annoying & stfu. nobody gives a shit

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>> [_] Anon 2825097 Benis :-----DDDD
>> [_] Anon 2825098 >># that black dude in the end is the brother of Ainsley Harriott. just look how he looks at the cucumber
>> [_] Anon 2825099 >># i hope this ends with a message to legalize drugs or else it's really lame and hypocritical
>> [_] Anon 2825103 Fuck. Women.
>> [_] Anon 2825104 low quality bait
>> [_] Anon 2825108 >># That black guy at the end. "White People.swf"
>> [_] Anon 2825110 "unless I refuse medicine for a potentially fatal, highly treatable condition."
>> [_] Anon 2825111 It's my choice to put a bullet in your stupid head.
>> [_] Anon 2825112 I'm pretty sure this video is just an ad for lube. Don't get your panties in a bunch people.
>> [_] Anon 2825121 It's my choice to call you ugly, It's my choice to call you ugly, It's my choice to call you ugly, Your face looks like a dumpling. You ugly fuck can't sing for shit, You won't be getting near my dick, I rather fuck a bimbo prick, At least I'll get my rocks off. I would fuck that bitch named Nancy, Got a face that I find fancy, Not a ugly cunt that I see, And that's the truth, you duckling.
>> [_] Anon 2825123 itt: neckbeards come out of the woodworks
>> [_] Anon 2825127 Stop with oxygen next, now, would you.
>> [_] Anon 2825132 >your choice what you put in you Unless it's rape!
>> [_] Anon 2825134 Its also her choice what she can take out of her as well even if it does mean murdering a child! My darling... Cunts.. Female hypergamy has gone too far. There needs to be an effective male birth control pill out since abortion become legal.
>> [_] Anon 2825139 It might be her choice, but that means it's also my choice whether or not I give her any kind of attention as a result.
>> [_] Anon 2825141 >># Use a condom, or don't fuck her. How hard is that?
>> [_] Anon 2825144 >># LUBE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzceav5d QGY Should have know it was just a commercial. If she was an actual musician the lyrics should have been better.
>> [_] Anon 2825145 >># There actually is. They're making pretty good progress toward a commercial product.
>> [_] /pol/ 2825149 >># Subversive propaganda fed to the masses through marketing. Doesn't mean it's still not bullshit
>> [_] Anon 2825150 >Neck beards offended over a lube commercial Its like an inverse tumblr.
>> [_] Anon 2825168 >># How is this subversive? Are you a time traveler from the 1960s?
>> [_] Anon 2825172 >># I guess Botox was one of her choices.
>> [_] Anon 2825175 >># Strawman - didn't saw it was hard. But for some people it is - otherwise kids wouldn't be getting cut out of their mothers wombs. If men had a BC pill they could take themselves - do you honestly think that unwanted pregnancies would be as common? Think for a second before responding fuckwit.
>> [_] Anon 2825176 >># Condoms have something like a 8-10% failure rate when used *properly*. They suck. They're prone to micro-tearing big enough for sperm to escape, and they feel like shit for both parties. They're a really, really, really mediocre form of birth control. On its own, pulling out is more effective.
>> [_] Anon 2825178 Her fucking face. She looks like Voldemort with a wig.
>> [_] Anon 2825180 >># >># Seriously though. What the fuck is up with her face? Why is it so... flat?
>> [_] Anon 2825183 >># Using a word for a type of fallacy doesn't prove it is a fallacy. I'm guessing you don't understand what a strawman argument is; being that I introduced no hypothetical strawman opponent. You could have accused me of oversimplifying the issue. But that would require thinking beyond that of an inflammatory adolescent. Take a moment to think about a product audience. Do you think for one moment that the men who refuse to use a condom are going to put the money and effort into a daily pill? Please enlighten us all on how better male birth control will lead to less abortions.
>> [_] Anon 2825185 >># >Do you think for one moment that the men who refuse to use a condom are going to put the money and effort into a daily pill? Yes? Most guys don't use condoms because they kill the sensation, not because it's inconvenient or expensive. Stop talking out your ass.
>> [_] Anon 2825187 >># >On its own, pulling out is more effective. >precum Eh, no, definitely not.
>> [_] Anon 2825190 >># The "fact" that precum always contains semen is a myth. Pre-ejaculate serves primarily as a lubricant. It is true that semen in small quantities can be found in pre-ejaculate, but this is only when the man in question hasn't urinated since the last time he ejaculated. That's the reason you have to piss after you ejaculate. Your body is flushing out excess sperm. You don't want sperm cells decaying in your urethra, it's a potential for disease. In fact, failing to urinate after ejaculation is a large contributor to developing UTIs.
>> [_] Anon 2825196 >># Condoms have a 98% success rate. Combine that with use of a spermicidal lube or a female BC and you have a million to one chance of pregnancy. Pulling out has been found to be anywhere from 60% to 85% effective. Besides, what kind of an asshat do you have to be to put yourself in a situation where your woman is on the cusp of an orgasm and you have to tell her, "Sorry, babe time for you to watch me cum all over your chest, by myself, without you."
>> [_] Anon 2825198 >># >Condoms have a 98% success rate. I'm not sure you know what you're talking about. This is REALLY easy to fact check. Please do it. >Pulling out has been found to be anywhere from 60% to 85% effective. This is an old statistic from before >># was known. >Besides, what kind of an asshat do you have to be to put yourself in a situation where your woman is on the cusp of an orgasm and you have to tell her Yeah, because I'm sure when you're having sex, the two of you always cum within a few seconds of each other, right?
>> [_] Anon 2825200 >># precum can contain sperms, would you take the chance?
>> [_] Anon 2825202 Is her head too wide or is it the lack of cheek bones that throw you off?
>> [_] Anon 2825203 >># Condoms can have micro-tears, would you take the chance? Hormonal birth control can silently fail, would you take the chance? Inserts can be improperly installed, would you take the chance? Better just not have sex.
>> [_] Anon 2825205 >># A guy that is willing to risk pregnancy or STDs for improved pleasure is most likely still willing to risk pregnancy out of laziness,lack of forethought,or expense. A male pill might help reduce the number of abortions by a small percentage. But I don't see it changing most young males opinions that it's just the girls problem.
>> [_] Anon 2825207 >># >A guy that is willing to risk pregnancy or STDs for improved pleasure is most likely still willing to risk pregnancy out of laziness,lack of forethought,or expense. That's a nice opinion. >But I don't see it changing most young males opinions that it's just the girls problem. Most young males are fully aware that getting a girl pregnant means you're paying child support for life. What world do you live in?
>> [_] Anon 2825209 ITT: Virgins talk about safe sex
>> [_] Anon 2825211 >># >projecting
>> [_] Anon 2825215 >># >reflecting
>> [_] Anon 2825220 >># whats the issue i don't see it if some lady want to fuck some random guy or stick vegetables in her kouter then let her.
>> [_] Anon 2825221 >># Planned Parenthood Of every 100 women whose partners use withdrawal, 4 will become pregnant each year if they always do it correctly. Of every 100 women whose partners use withdrawal, 27 will become pregnant each year if they don't always do it correctly. That gives pulling out 73% to 96% effectiveness (Somewhat better than I had guessed). No information of how many men that practice pulling out fail to do it correctly. The CDC and Mayo Clinic Condoms are found to be over 98% effective when used correctly. In cases where they are not always used correctly they are still over 80% effective. Telling someone to double check the facts when you haven't done any yourself is likely to end with you getting an info bitch slap. And, honestly, my wife usually cums before me. But the kind of asshat that practices pulling out is setting himself up for disappointing a lady.
>> [_] Anon 2825223 >># >It's a bad form of contraception if you use it incorrectly. No fucking shit. >The CDC and Mayo Clinic >Condoms are found to be over 98% effective when used correctly. In cases where they are not always used correctly they are still over 80% effective. Directly from the CDC website, when used correctly every time, condoms have an 18% failure rate. Keep trying.
>> [_] Anon 2825224 >># It's not about what people know. It's about how people act. You ask people if stealing is wrong they will tell you yes. You ask people if they have ever stolen anything most will still say yes. It's about how we think about our actions versus other peoples actions. You go and have unprotected sex, despite what you know, because you believe you are special and nothing bad is going to happen to you.
>> [_] Anon 2825225 >># >kouter nigga what the fuck
>> [_] Anon 2825228 >># >It's not about what people know. It's about how people act. Yes, which is why not use a condom is about pleasure, not laziness or expense. Sexual pleasure overrides plenty of rational thought. >You go and have unprotected sex, despite what you know, because you believe you are special and nothing bad is going to happen to you. Who said I have unprotected sex? Certainly not me. If you don't use as many birth control methods as you reasonably can, you're a moron.
>> [_] Anon 2825230 >># http://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-procedur es/condoms/basics/results/prc-20014118 Success of condoms when used correctly. 98% http://www.cdc.gov/reproductivehealth/un intendedpregnancy/contraception.htm#Barri er-Methods Typical rates (averages based on correct and incorrect use) 82% In either case (correct versus correct, or incorrect versus incorrect) Condoms have better rates than pulling out.
>> [_] Anon 2825231 dis fucking thread do
>> [_] Anon 2825233 >># Care to explain why the posters on the CDC website directly contradict the information below it? In the posters, it very clearly says "when used correctly every time."
>> [_] Anon 2825234 >># Honestly. These /f/uccbois make this board look stupid.
>> [_] Anon 2825235 >># The argument is whether or not a man that is not likely to use a condom is likely to use a pill.
>> [_] Anon 2825239 sharpie in pooper?
>> [_] Anon 2825241 >># I understand that. And the reason most men choose not to use condoms is because they don't feel good, not because they're expensive or inconvenient. Sexual pleasure is a strong motivator. That doesn't apply to pills. They don't affect sexual pleasure at all.
>> [_] Anon 2825242 >># >dejecting
>> [_] Anon 2825244 >># >refracting
>> [_] Anon 2825250 >># >5233 ▶ >>>2825230 (You) No you misread the poster you moron. If you look to the bottom of the poster it states, "* The percentages indicate the number out of every 100 women who experienced an unintended pregnancy within the first year of typical use of each contraceptive method." The column to the right states methods by which you can improve the effectiveness of your birth control method.
>> [_] Anon 2825252 >># kek
>> [_] Anon 2825253 >># >>damage control
>> [_] Anon 2825254 http://www.amazon.com/Simply-Slick-Perso nal-Lubricating-Lotion/dp/B00ZGXY28C/ With THAT price for only 2 ounces, most women probably just choose bacon grease or canola oil or something
>> [_] Anon 2825255 >># >># >potato
>> [_] Anon 2825257 Is this flash going to be renamed "guaranteed replies.swf" from now on?
>> [_] Anon 2825262 I now want to rape her face. IT'S HER FAULT, SHE TRIGGERED ME
>> [_] Anon 2825270 >># I've never tried it, but i have heard that grape seed oil is a pretty good natural lube.
>> [_] Anon 2825273 What's the point of even arguing this on a site where the likely hood of coming into contact with them again is so low? Anyone can pull facts and information out of their ass. "Studies" in themselves are typically flawed in favor of one side over the other. You can have a highly researched subject, but how do you know that information is all unbiased? You don't. You put trust in the researches to ethically disseminate the correct and truthful facts just like you trust that people don't pull information out of their ass.
>> [_] Anon 2825280 >># whats the point of you posting your worthless thoughts? anyone can say things but most likely no one will care. so whats the point whats the point whats the point whats the point
>> [_] Anon 2825284 >tfw never going to have sex and therefore nothing to contribute to this thread
>> [_] Anon 2825287 >># Without doing all research on your own, all you can do is rely on the community of experts. You have two choices: Believe that the community of experts not a singular agency designed to perpetrate a massive cover up. And is self policed through the fact that they are often in competition for funding and publication fame; and further, that they believe it is in their best interest to provide truthful information. Or you can believe that it is all a mass conspiracy aimed at putting mind controlling fillings in your teeth and go hide under a rock. Trusting in experts isn't a stupid thing to do. Listening to the consensus of experts in not the same as an appeal to authority. The fallacy of the appeal to authority is when you listen to people in authority positions, that don't know what they are talking about, and say it like they are experts (i.e. republicans on global warming).
>> [_] Anon 2825293 Just pick a bullet already ffs
>> [_] Anon 2825302 >># >pulling out is more effective How long did your parents wait until they decided to try again? Or did they just give up?
>> [_] Anon 2825307 >># Anything that is trying to change the normal opinion is subversive.
>> [_] Anon 2825308 What's going on in this threaOH HOLY SHIT NOT AGAIN

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>> [_] Anon 2823300 Dark ally+gun=not her choice anymore
>> [_] Anon 2823305 >># i dont see how a black ally is going to force her hand
>> [_] Anon 2823306 >># >># if anything an ally would support her decision!
>> [_] Anon 2823321 >># What SHE puts in herself. Not what other put in her. Goddammit people can we not even use basic English anymore?
>> [_] Anon 2823323 Her face is too wide and square and it's honestly creeping me the fuck out.
>> [_] Anon 2823324 >4chan is this afraid of women
>> [_] Anon 2823327 Dat nigga's eyebrow raise at the end
>> [_] Anon 2823334 >># While you were busy whining, you screwed up your conjugation.
>> [_] Anon 2823335 >># >Around blacks, never relax.
>> [_] Anon 2823345 honestly I don't even care about the message, the song just sounds fucking terrible and the lyrics are stupid. I'm surprised this shit didn't get stopped mid-production by someone saying "wow I support your opinion but this is just awful"
>> [_] Anon 2823354 >># wtf even is this? i mean, what is the message supposed to be? afaik unless you're at gunpoint it's basically always your choice what you put in yourself, so what's the point of this?
>> [_] Anon 2823356 >># Her face is weird as fuck. Almost looks like too much cosmetic surgery.
>> [_] Anon 2823359 Who cares if women get raped
>> [_] Anon 2823363 I could give a shit about the message... wipe that smug look off your dumb face. Pretension kills your opinion.
>> [_] Anon 2823364 This woman's face creeps me out for some reason
>> [_] Anon 2823365 Do they really think people rape others because they don't KNOW that it's bad?
>> [_] Anon 2823366 >># even at gun point its still your choice, take the dick or take a bullet, your choice
>> [_] Anon 2823368 >># Seems more like the moral of it is less about rape and more about people telling her what she can and can not put in her body. Theres also been a lot of 'kids cant eat that anymore' crap going on right now. Fuck juice is not considered healthy anymore and bnned from schools in Canada. WTF is wrong with people.
>> [_] Anon 2823384 With a face like that, she has all the choices in the world as long as it's not living and can fight back.
>> [_] Anon 2823398 >># >feminists are so paranoid around men that they have to make videos like this
>> [_] Anon 2823401 >># it's only a matter of time before nutrient gruel is a real thing
>> [_] Anon 2823402 no its not bitch! get over and suck my cock!!!!
>> [_] Anon 2823404 >doesn't even follow the tune 0/10 its shit
>> [_] Anon 2823440 >># Why add the obligatory 'even' after not? Can we no longer speak Itsmychoicewhat?
>> [_] Chollux 2823443 Sorry, but gruel takes far too long to prepare (unless you don't heat it up, then it's fast enough). Nutrient pills or some other easy-to-manufacture method is more likely to catch on.