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[_] Anon 3403220

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[_] Anon 3373352
>> [_] Anon 3373355 Leave Asmongold alown brah
>> [_] Anon 3373422 That thing I found in the street
>> [_] Anon 3373468 >># Everything alright until the bit where he fucks with food service workers. That shit ain't cool, brah.

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[_] Anon 3309992
>> [_] Anon 3310001 Like my place used to be but with beer cans.
>> [_] Anon 3310013 Real life ogre spotted on F ref to r9k to instill hope
>> [_] Anon 3310034 >># >stealing Whataburger numbers ABSOLUTE
>> [_] Anon 3310057 he sounds just like dingdong from oneyplays
>> [_] のこ 3310060 Oh look, it's just like my house!
>> [_] Anon 3310063 >># chris...
>> [_] Anon 3310075 >># I have a roommate who puts this bastard to shame. He just leaves dirty clothes, fast food bags, junk food leftovers, cups, and dirty dishes literally everywhere. You can't open his door far enough to squeeze in without hitting one of the above. His computer desk has the same amount of garbage on it too. AND THE BALL STANK IS UNREAL. You can catch whiffs of it every time you get within 10ft of his room, it's fucking ludicrous. Thank god I'm moving into my own place at the end of the month, I'll finally be able to breathe through my nose in my own fucking apartment again.
>> [_] Anon 3310109 This really isn't all that bad, go in there with a trash bag and in 5 minutes it'd look like a fairly normal bachelors room He's lucky he's not on the ground floor though, he'd be swimming in ants by this point
>> [_] Anon 3310121 Ya know...I don't feel so bad about my coke can ash tray and saltine crackers on my desk now....god I'm poor... Thanks Messy Guy!
>> [_] Anon 3310191 it's not even messy
>> [_] Anon 3310193 >># Tfw I'm this roommate.
>> [_] Anon 3310194 >># here's an idea: stop.
>> [_] Anon 3310196 >># It's hard man.

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[_] Anon 3201182
>> [_] Anon 3201275 I didn't even know coke could mold.
>> [_] Anon 3201278 >># >that thing I found in the street what the fuck

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[_] Anon 3183637
>> [_] Anon 3183675 My god that's disgusting. The first time I had mold develop in my room I've never had it again and this guy is just living with it.
>> [_] Anon 3183693 at first >I'm probably going to clean it today then at the end >well it's not actually as bad as I thought this guy has a problem

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[_] Anon 3098634
>> [_] Anon 3098662 every time i see this flash i can't help but wonder how someone like this survives
>> [_] Anon 3098670 >># Jesus how can someone be so fucking lazy
>> [_] Anon 3098695 >># Nah man. It's easy to be that lazy and still survive. The real question is "are we truly better than him?" Yes. Yes we are. The answer to that question is "Yes".
>> [_] Anon 3098707 Im bad but not that bad
>> [_] Anon 3098713 My former best friend lives like this except about three times more intense. I got bedbugs from hanging out at his place and had to throw out most of my shit. Haven't seen him in years, he's probably dead, just rotting under a pile of domino's pizza boxes. Feels bad man.
>> [_] Anon 3098785 >># Is this supposed to be messy? The cups aren't even knocked over or anything.
>> [_] Anon 3098789 >># He has fucking molded over coke! How isnt that enough to be messy?
>> [_] Anon 3098791 >># Only like 3 had mold. Also, they only had mold on the inside of the cup. So what, you can just throw that shit away whole sale without having to "clean" anything.
>> [_] Anon 3098816 >># this shits tame compared to the shit ive seen on /b/

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[_] Anon 3065663 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3065688 See, this is why you drink diet coke. It doesn't mold over. I've been nearly this bad before. I'm pretty bad right now. Its so easy to just not care.
>> [_] Anon 3065701 >># back in college I lived nearly this bad. No where near as many cups though - always paranoid of those fucks spilling. Stacking motherfucker. Once, my trash was so molded over I just threw the whole thing (bin included) in the dumpster.
>> [_] Anon 3065706 >># Why didn't you just take out the trash?
>> [_] Anon 3065708 Fire hazard. Roach haven. Mold hazard. Health hazard. Bastard customer. Who do I need to call to get him evicted, ostracized, and put into therapy?
>> [_] Anon 3065709 i will never understand how or why someone could ever let it get this bad, its so goddamn easy to just bring a trash bag into the room and throw away all the garbage in one sitting
>> [_] Anon 3065710 >># They say they just never have time, because they are constantly raiding. Well fuck dude, you have to go to bed sometime, do it before bedtime, do it when you wake up, do it just before you go to your diabetes appointment. Fuck, you are making a video, instead of making your stupid video to show how bad it is, fucking clean up.
>> [_] Anon 3065737 >># give me a month and I can compete with this guy
>> [_] Anon 3065741 Man I am glad I became a neat freak. Like I am nearly OCD level on making sure I keep my room completely clean and organized. Even a stray tiny piece of paper on the ground will trigger the fuck out of me and I can't ignore it. I dunno. Recently I have been having some general anxiety and having my room be very clean and minimalistic calms me in some way.
>> [_] Anon 3065752 >># >># >># >># Fucking normies REEEEEEEEEEEE
>> [_] Anon 3065785 I used to be this bad a couple of years ago. Stacks of soda cans lining my desk and trash can. You know what helps? A wife.
>> [_] Anon 3065791 At least I dont have piss bottles anymore
>> [_] Anon 3065792 >># and what about shit bowls?
>> [_] Anon 3065800 reminds me of the room of the guy im renting a room at (he owns the apartment). luckily it doesn't spill over to the rest of the apartment unless i go away for a few weeks
>> [_] Anon 3065818 >># I've cleaved the other way on my anxiety and everything is not as filthy/moldy but pretty unfindable. I'm getting kicked out as a renter in large part because I badly bother my similarly damaged, neat roommate. I recently drove 20 hours, tried to to do laundry, moved his shit and got yelled at. so fair cop I suppose

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[_] Anon 2964755 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2964769 "…and… this is the one from today" *picks up random cup* Lost my shit!
>> [_] Anon 2964820 da fugg?
>> [_] Anon 2964851 >this piece of shit is living better than me Seriously, how do I go about defrauding the system for autism bucks?
>> [_] Anon 2964854 >># >defrauding I dunno, man, you're on /f/. Shouldn't be too hard to convince someone you're autistic. Most of us probably are anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2964855 >># hoard cup?
>> [_] Anon 2964983 >supyallitsmeitsyaboyasmongold
>> [_] Anon 2965026 A fine example of someone normalizing their mental illness.

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[_] Anon 2848751
>> [_] Anon 2848798 I've done worse, if I didn't live with other people I'd honestly have no shame leaving it really bad.
>> [_] Anon 2848818 >># Is it too hard to just chuck trash into a bag and throw it into your garbage bin?
>> [_] Anon 2848820 What the fuck
>> [_] Anon 2848822 >># Its not hard, I just don't see the point. Taking out the garbage every time it fills up is too much of a bother.
>> [_] Anon 2848846 >># >Won't spend 2 minutes a day taking out the trash >Spends probably hours on 4chan a day
>> [_] Anon 2848858 >># That's 2 minutes less time for 4chan. 'sides, cleaning is more rewarding when it takes some effort and you go from a really shitty apartment to pristine and clean.

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[_] Anon 2833891 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2833908 >going through the trouble of filming a video of his room filled with garbage instead of throwing away the fucking garbage
>> [_] Anon 2833913 >># >Im gonna clean it but dont want to forget the memories Are you deaf
>> [_] Anon 2833920 >># >wanting to remember garbage everywhere that's even more pathetic and retarded
>> [_] Anon 2833925 Who the hell is this guy? Why is he showing us his terribad room?
>> [_] Anon 2833928 >># Hes a relatively popular WoW player, this video is way old though, hes cleaned it up alot since then, still playing in that same room in that same spot though
>> [_] Anon 2833929 what a sad loser
>> [_] Anon 2833933 >steal some numbers and switch em out to get free shit Fucking smart.
>> [_] furblscrop 2833943 it's not even that dirty it's just full of trash throw all those fucking drinks awy and youve got a fine room
>> [_] Anon 2833986 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCU_Wgq1 skQ part 2
>> [_] Anon 2834006 living the dream
>> [_] Anon 2834042 this guy must be so fat but he doesn't sound fat...
>> [_] Anon 2834048 that's not that bad. It's totally been worse in my house and we're not even shut-ins. We had maggot breeding farms in our cooking wear that we totally left outside because FUCK CLEANING THAT UP.
>> [_] Anon 2834051 >># You should kill yourself you fucking scum. This planet is full of enough trash as it is.
>> [_] Anon 2834054 >># My favorite thing is double checking all my clothes for bedbugs before I leave for work. And I suppose it has been a while since food-dish-mountain reigned high on our counters, I do miss scavenging the mount for the cleanest thing I could find to make shitty hotdogs on. But what I really miss is the look on the girls' faces when I brought them over and tried to fuck them on my childhood couch that's totally tearing at every seam and covered in squashed bedbug blood. Which is really my blood anyways, so it's not that gross. I guess I could pretend I'm a sanguiphile. Is that a word? It should be.
>> [_] Anon 2834063 >># the owner of the cookware was upset because his 1 quart crockpot has sentimental value. >giggling noises
>> [_] Anon 2834064 >># Go to bed RADWIG
>> [_] Anon 2834066 change all soda cups to water bottles and you have me
>> [_] Anon 2834081 >># he isn't fat at all really
>> [_] Anon 2834148 My room was like this once. eventually I had to clean it out because larder beetles started infesting everything and there were fucking larva crawling all over my floor