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[_] Anon 3486387

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[_] Anon 3485492 >># Nobody, really?

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[_] Anon 3463257 my family was disappeared by the CCP today :(
>> [_] Anon 3463292 >># Seriously? Damn.
>> [_] Anon 3463303 >># Not something to joke about. The Chinese are running concentration camps and believe that tortured animals produce tastier meat. Meanwhile in USA people are arguing whether or not boys should have the right to use the girls' bathroom.
>> [_] 习近平 3463304 Sorry about your family.
>> [_] 习近平 3463305 >># Not!
>> [_] Anon 3463334 >># >Not something to joke about. Check the URL and try again
>> [_] Anon 3463340 >># I'm getting 200 OK Joke Found but it shouldn't be there.
>> [_] Anon 3463370 >># kek
>> [_] Anon 3463374 Your family probably deserved it, the CCP doesn't hold their citizens in custody without a very good reason, unlike say the US.
>> [_] Anon 3463382 >># Sure thing, they probably wanted to post their honest opinion on the net and we can't have that, now can we.

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[_] 纤夫的爱 纤夫的爱 3404298 纤夫的爱

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[_] Anon 3403890 A classic
>> [_] Anon 3403895 This made my day. Incredible
>> [_] Anon 3403928 >># >># Fuck You!

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[_] Anon 3402615
>> [_] Anon 3402670 havent seen this one in prolly two years
>> [_] Anon 3402675 >># Based
>> [_] Anon 3402700 fuck yes
>> [_] Anon 3402705 My xiao mei mei died today...

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[_] Anon 3338629 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3338695 Nice.
>> [_] Anon 3338777 source?

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[_] Anon 3335647
>> [_] Anon 3335651 my bird just died :'(
>> [_] Anon 3335669 >># 10/10.
>> [_] Anon 3335685 >># RIP ;_;7
>> [_] Anon 3335686 >># thank you OP
>> [_] Anon 3335689 nice
>> [_] Anon 3335693 >># My will to live died today :( Also I really, really like 小妹妹。Unironically. It's such a good song.

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[_] >># Anon 3312246 >>#
>> [_] Anon 3312262 This was actually better that I expected
>> [_] Anon 3312264 >># >Family had a blue fronted Amazon parrot just like the one on the right >He caught a lung infection a month ago and the vet couldn't do anything for him >He was only 25, so had him since I was like 6 Don't get parrots. They live forever, so even if they're super annoying like he was you still like having them around.
>> [_] Anon 3312290 >># indeed

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[_] Anon 3290517 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3290603 >># good birdie, good birdie
>> [_] Anonymöus 3290630 my chinaman just died :'(

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[_] Anon 3287904

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[_] Anon 3264884
>> [_] Anon 3264918 I lost it, thank op
>> [_] Anon 3264921 my xiao mei mei died today :(

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[_] Anon 3264563 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3264668 this is actually really cute
>> [_] Anon 3264708 birb
>> [_] Anon 3264731 Song sauce?
>> [_] Anon 3264746 haven't seen xiao mei mei in a while. thanks

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[_] Anon 3214563 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3214571 >># sorry about your sister
>> [_] Anon 3214630 This is amazing.
>> [_] Anon 3214737 >tfw no xiao niao niao to play the flute for

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[_] Anon 3187977

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[_] Anon 3183887 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3183960 noice
>> [_] Anon 3183995 >gets to the lyrics God my sides. What a beautiful abuse of nature

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[_] my dog meimei'd today =( Anon 3155096
>> [_] ui~senpai !gAYbaKa./. 3155102 fucking lol... how have I not seen this one
>> [_] Anon 3155127 I appreciate you
>> [_] Anon 3155128 >># >there's a flash board >the first thing I see is chinese parrots
>> [_] Anon 3155154 >># Flash Player also exists, and the Japanese get a special satisfaction from riffing the Chinese. Don't get your panties in a knot.
>> [_] ui~senpai !gAYbaKa./. 3155250 bump

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[_] My dog meimei'd today :( Anon 3133963
>> [_] Anon 3134032 i miss our memes :L
>> [_] Anon 3134056 +1 classic meame

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[_] Anon 2965025
>> [_] Anon 2965038 Fuck. Source?
>> [_] Anon 2965046 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W32RBn5M thw

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[_] Anon 2956462 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2956468 Excellent, simply excellent
>> [_] Anon 2956472 >># My chinaman died today
>> [_] Anon 2956478 >Headphones plugged into the other computer >Click like a dumbass
>> [_] Anon 2956515 >># this is clearly the best thread on /f/ i wish i could be half this awesome.
>> [_] Anon 2956521 >># That bird must've listened to this a fuckton.
>> [_] Anon 2956539 >># What is this from anyway, the weird chinese music
>> [_] Anon 2956553 >># get out
>> [_] Anon 2956557 >># Chinese porn
>> [_] Anon 2956562 hey, birdbro, that's pretty cool. now sing "Cha la head cha la" from Dragon Ball Z
>> [_] Anon 2956604 >># I wanna believe this is a pet of an /f/ browser

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[_] My dog pulled a boat today =S Anon 2948543 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2948553 This is what happens when you browse /f/ while owning a parrot.
>> [_] Anon 2948554 >># Could have been worse. Could have been CHECHEN.
>> [_] Anon 2948558 Just as good a singer as the original.
>> [_] Anon 2948607 >># I want a Gachimuchi parrot next
>> [_] Anon 2948701 >># >># /r/ing parrot mimicking JOHN CENA.
>> [_] Anon 2948703 This is getting out of hand.
>> [_] Anon 2948709 >># never
>> [_] Anon 2948712 >># How many times was that poor parrot subjected to watching/listening to that video before it was able to sing that on queue. The sheer thought of that makes me want to report that bastard for animal cruelty...

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[_] My bird died today :( Anon 2937906
>> [_] Anon 2937915 >># Didn't your dog die yesterday?
>> [_] Anon 2937920 >># Yeah, I'd kill my bird if it did that too.
>> [_] Anon 2938003 I want to believe somebody locked their bird in a dark room and just played that flash loop over and over again, slowly breaking the bird and now, the only thing that bird knows is xiao.

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[_] My bird died today :( Anon 2918226
>> [_] Anon 2918349 >># Holy shit
>> [_] Anon 2918350 thx based op
>> [_] Anon 2918404 whats the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of /f/ for me it's xiao mei mei

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[_] Anon 2910263
>> [_] Anon 2910293 i like it
>> [_] Anon 2910344 poor parrot

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[_] tfw the xiao meimei meme is dying Anon 2907066 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2907071 Mongols and renamering are Stronger Forces. Fear not, bunkie, tomorrow brings a better meme.
>> [_] Anon 2907104 Why can't it sing the trumpet part as well ?
>> [_] Anon 2907127 >># Tiny trumpet cannot be imitated.
>> [_] Anon 2907147 >># Why did I read that in Heavy's voice? "POOTIS TRUMPET HERE"
>> [_] Anon 2907251 /f/ownsabird.swf

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[_] Anon 2896270 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] potatoking 2896426 song name ?
>> [_] Anon 2896430 Holy shit he's good. I've seen this kind of birds a few times in China before, but their vocabulary never went beyond "nihao".
>> [_] Anon 2896451 I wonder if hanging curtains on the walls like that would diminish noise
>> [_] Anon 2896454 where do the memes end?

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[_] Anon 2893234
>> [_] Anon 2893264 sings better than me

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[_] Anon 2892484
>> [_] Anon 2892516 Hahahaha, god damn it
>> [_] Anon 2892529 F
>> [_] Anon 2892530 is is this real does someone from /f/ own a bird for the sole purpose of this?
>> [_] Anon 2892560 >># Holy fuck
>> [_] Anon 2892614 This meme has gone too far

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[_] Anon 2891350 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2891351 I was going to post "not even xiao xiao" But that was as good as xaio xaio. Christ.
>> [_] Anon 2891360 >># Like... I can't even.
>> [_] Anon 2891391 >># go back to tumblr fagt
>> [_] Anon 2891440 >># My dog had no boat to pull today :(
>> [_] Anon 2891478 lmao

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[_] My trumpet died today Anon 2878463 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2878477 I love this.
>> [_] Anon 2878485 What I'd like to know is how the maker of the flash found the video.
>> [_] Anon 2878499 Same, can't find it on that Chinese site.
>> [_] Anon 2878568 poor parrot
>> [_] Anon 2878626 >># legendary if real

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[_] Anon 2866898
>> [_] Anon 2867006 holy fucking shit berd
>> [_] Anon 2867008 I did not expect this

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[_] Anon 2865540
>> [_] Anon 2865552 top xiao

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[_] Superior Japanese Steel Anon 2861947 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2861955 Jap steel a shit. Folding maxes out after the 20th fold.
>> [_] Anon 2862124 >so maymay

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[_] Anon 2860880 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2860921 >The Chinese ate my dog today :(
>> [_] Anon 2860940 TOO DEEP
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2860967 >># MOst godly underrated post every

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[_] Anon 2859902 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2859911 my boat sank today
>> [_] Anon 2859962 >># tfw no xiao mei mei to row your boat for :(
>> [_] Anon 2860079 >># What happened to your dog today?

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[_] Anon 2858504 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2858552 >># oh the humanity
>> [_] Anon 2858624 >># Better than click here to smile
>> [_] Anon 2858642 >># I came here to post this
>> [_] Anon 2858667 My boat tracker died today
>> [_] Anon 2858686 but who was boat?

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[_] Anon 2857644
>> [_] Anon 2857648 Anyone got a youtube link for this?
>> [_] Anon 2857662 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fco83e12 4FE
>> [_] Anon 2857714 my boat crashed today :(
>> [_] Anon 2857720 >># xiao more like newbee.xiao8
>> [_] Anon 2857735 Sauce on bird?

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[_] Anon 2856225 >tfw no xiao mei mei to pull boat for Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2856269 >has science gone too far?
>> [_] Anon 2856273 >># I heard that the guy only babysitted the parrot and teached him this song >bird ruined
>> [_] Anon 2856301 >># >bird enhanced
>> [_] Anon 2856369 ...well, that was unexpected.
>> [_] Anon 2856388 Oh my god my balls

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[_] Anon 2856048
>> [_] Anon 2856053 I am temporarily happy.
>> [_] Anon 2856054 the chinese ate my dog today
>> [_] Anon 2856059 is this for real?
>> [_] Anon 2856076 I love parrots.
>> [_] Anon 2856093 omg even the damn parrots are singing this shit.
>> [_] :^) 2856116 song name?
>> [_] Anon 2856123 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zEWH-JP x0s Unedited.
>> [_] Anon 2856146 things have gone too far
>> [_] Anon 2856158 You have done a good service, OP.
>> [_] :^) 2856160 >># >2856123 Sorry, but you know the song he is singing parrot, is that the need...

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[_] My bird died today :( Anon 2854644
>> [_] Anon 2854645 okay but what is this song called.
>> [_] Anon 2854646 >># i am pulling so many boats right now
>> [_] Anon 2854649 eZ Skins
>> [_] Anon 2854658 Official nomination to replace subject to >The Chinese ate my dog today :(
>> [_] Anon 2854691 What's the name of this song?
>> [_] Anon 2854697 >># Official nomination to stop shitting up this beautiful song with stupid fucking titles like "My [insert stupid shit here] died today :(".
>> [_] Anon 2854698 >># Anon please give song name
>> [_] Anon 2854700 >># I like this idea "Click here to pull boat" is still a good swf name
>> [_] Anon 2854703 >># Love of the Boat Trackers Use swfchan to find more information about flashes
>> [_] Anon 2854704 tfw no xiao mei mei
>> [_] Anon 2854705 >># 纤夫的爱/尹相杰;于文华
>> [_] Anon 2854723 >># >># Thanks
>> [_] Anon 2854724 I was watching interviews of the dude in this song when I started thinking about why American Chinese are so successful. Their eyes are extremely narrow, which means that their eyelids have a smaller distance to travel when they close them at night to sleep. If it takes a white man one second to close his eyes, a Chinese man can do it in 0.1 seconds. This means 0.9 seconds of increased sleep efficiency per day. Over 80 years, this results in 26,280 extra seconds of sleep, or 438 minutes/7.3 hours. That's an entire extra night of fairly healthy sleep. Or maybe they're just smart because their parents beat the shit out of them if they don't get straight A's and become doctors.
>> [_] Anon 2854729 Why does the guy in this video dress like a 4-year-old who just came back from school while everyone else wears traditional Chinese clothing or medieval Chinese boatmen clothing?
>> [_] Anon 2854757 >># Daring synthesis is a go.
>> [_] Anon 2854770 >># :^)

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[_] My Xiao Mei Mei died today :( sameatsass 2853876 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2853885 Beauty!
>> [_] Anon 2853913 >not Click Here To Xiao ya fugged up, anon
>> [_] •▬• 2853936 10/10 made my night
>> [_] Anon 2853960 funniest fucking thing I have seen in a long time
>> [_] Anon 2853973 >tfw can't zuòchuán because it's àn-shàng >tfw your yīngwǔ isn't your xiǎo mèimei
>> [_] Anon 2854051 Fuck this is going too deep

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[_] blehbleh Anon 2852497 blehbleh
>> [_] Anon 2852576 pls song sauce
>> [_] Anon 2852623 >I posted it again LEL XDDDDD
>> [_] Anon 2852624 Whats with these made-in-China flash trash

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[_] Anon 2851369 My chinese dog died today :(
>> [_] Anon 2851373 Love it
>> [_] Anon 2851390 >># I clicked and I smiled A better alternative subtitle would be "The Chinese Ate My Dog Today :("
>> [_] Anon 2851433 He was the best trumpet player in the whole of China. He is the top-ranked player and speakers all orphans look for him. When I was a young boy, I'll play the trumpet every day, because I want to be like him. I played for years, and finally one day I approached his skill level. I love this song, and play it more than 5,000 times. My family has been denied, because I love this song for me. "You hurt my ears, stop," they say, but I never did. I'll keep playing trumpet introduction, until my lips and ears bleed. I became fluent in Chinese, so I can sing this song. I put this song down to my kids and my man anthem. This is my power of song. I did the Rocky series, replace "flies now," the song editing. I have to overdubbed every war movie theater this song. My grandfather's funeral played this song. I explode this song, because I drive through the bad parts of the town, it makes even the most difficult criminals to give up their weapons, hugging each other gestures of peace. I had a special trumpet player of this song composed. It hewn ear bones melt enemy, I killed my trumpet prelude grating. Brass folded in 1000 times.It withstood blowing my breath for a few weeks, they have the power over 10,000 solar power. I've been razed to the ground by the instrument nation and this song's strength and power. Little Mimi is musical beauty has earned its largest display Earth's overall human history. In the hands of the original artists show is unparalleled. I created a new form of music research center to solve this masterpiece. There is a religion, which I lead, is committed to this song and its creator worship.
>> [_] Anon 2851481 >Not "Crick Here to Smire" You had one job.

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[_] requesting japanese woman moaning like a racecar Anon 2851021
>> [_] Anon 2851027 sauce for the song?
>> [_] Anon 2851081 >># The Love of Boat Trackers (Qian Fu De Ai)
>> [_] Anon 2851083 >># darude sandstorm
>> [_] Anon 2851131 great for first 2 second then its just bad
>> [_] Anon 2851132 that bird has a wonderful voice
>> [_] Anon 2851135 >># >>#

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[_] Anon 2850707
>> [_] Anon 2850723 beautiful
>> [_] Anon 2850724 Damnit OP, I died laughing. Come clean up my corpse.
>> [_] Anon 2850735 Impressive
>> [_] Anon 2850789 sometimes when im really high I think that animals KNOW, you know like they just fucking KNOW dude. this bird for sure knows

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[_] Anon 2849971
>> [_] Anon 2849979 >># You Taught her well, Anon
>> [_] Anon 2849982 >># JESUS... Some people just want to watch the world burn...
>> [_] Anon 2849987 >># I just want to watch the world xiao.
>> [_] Anon 2849994 >># God damn it
>> [_] Anon 2850027 >dat en en ai ai kawaii
>> [_] Anon 2850065 Poor parrot was straining like hell on xiao mei mei's part. 70 years from now, original owner will be long dead, that bird will still be singing Quing Fu De Ai, and people will be like WTF?
>> [_] Anon 2850135 this meme has gone too far.

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[_] Anon 2849549
>> [_] Anon 2849562 Original, I like it. 2 shitty overly posted flashes combined in one. Just hope this doesn't get posted once an hour.
>> [_] Anon 2849566 Hahahaha, nice.
>> [_] Anon 2849573 Beat me to it. Haha
>> [_] Anon 2849589 >># what the- 10/10 you fucked up the parrot. I love this idea.

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[_] My dog was eaten today. Anon 2849169 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2849246 Top meme.
>> [_] Anon 2849262 I fckin love parrots.
>> [_] Anon 2849290 Are the memes merging together or my brain mixes them up?
>> [_] Anon 2849316 poor parrot
>> [_] Anon 2849325 was not expecting the parrot to start singing
>> [_] Anon 2849335 Birds shit on human heads all the time. Sometimes I wonder if birds shit on each other. Like if there are a bunch of birds on a tree, do the higher up birds shit on the ones below? How do they get the shit off their heads without their moms there to wipe it off?

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[_] My sex drive died today :( Anon 2848603
>> [_] Anon 2848614 holy shit this is amazing
>> [_] Anon 2848625 This is the best thing ever. When the bird said xiao mei mei I died.
>> [_] Anon 2848630 xiao mei mei HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>> [_] Anon 2848634 See people. these daily doses are not just for show, they're created this masterpiece
>> [_] Anon 2848643 masterpiece
>> [_] Anon 2848693 Holy crap, this is the best thing I've seen this week, on 4chan or irl.
>> [_] Anon 2848705 >># 10/10 thanks opie
>> [_] Anon 2848713 Oh fuck I'm laffin
>> [_] Anon 2848717 >># Good.
>> [_] Anon 2848734 I ate my dog yesterday.

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[_] My Dog Boat Died today :( Anon 2847932
>> [_] Anon 2847939 >># hah, thats amazing, even though it sounds like crap
>> [_] Dick Hertz 2847948 why is the audio mastered so badly still, pretty great flash, 8/10
>> [_] Anon 2847953 Love it
>> [_] Anon 2847957 i wish my parrot would sing. All he does is REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE at least hes still cute
>> [_] Anon 2848017 fantastic
>> [_] Anon 2848042 LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE ANON ARE YOU HAPPY NAO?
>> [_] Anon 2848049 the horror
>> [_] Anon 2848066 >># audio source?
>> [_] Anon 2848071 >># birds are retarded
>> [_] Anon 2848083 Imagine chilling in your room and suddenly you hear xiao mei mei being shrieked right into your ear.
>> [_] Anon 2848093 >># poor creature
>> [_] Anon 2848094 only reason i want birds
>> [_] Anon 2848105 OP IS A MASSIVE FAGGOT, I HOPE HIS PARROTS REMIND HIM OF THIS IN YEARS TO COME FOR HIS OWN STUPIDITY AND TO ANNOY HIM.
>> [_] Anon 2848133 >># That parrot is a big troll. She sings the woman in deeper voice than the male.

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[_] My dog mei mei'd today =/ Anon 2846878 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2846879 >># amazing
>> [_] Anon 2846888 >># Fucking excellent
>> [_] Anon 2846889 Art
>> [_] Anon 2846892 poor parrot
>> [_] Anon 2846916 age
>> [_] Anon 2846922 >># Why poor? She prolly gets snacks for learning.
>> [_] Anon 2846937 This reminds me of the time a bird flew into my window & broke its neck.
>> [_] Anon 2846943 Now all the people in my office think I am fucking off at work. I am. Fucking hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 2846947 this is what it's come to.
>> [_] Anon 2846961 Fucking marvelous
>> [_] Anon 2846965 Amazing! Parrot!
>> [_] Anon 2846988 >># God fucking dammit, I want 10 of that parrot
>> [_] Anon 2847004 Not good enough until the other parrots can make the high pitched screech at the beginning.
>> [_] Anon 2847007 hahahaha, fuckin' a man. this is wonderful.
>> [_] Anon 2847019 Beautiful.

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[_] moonfag !SHjzCSZsqE 2846693 My dog mei mei'd today =/
>> [_] Anon 2846708 cats are better tbh
>> [_] Anon 2846713 >># This made my day friend :^) Sorry about you're loss.
>> [_] Anon 2846714 >># no bird to xiao meimei with ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2846733 What have you done to that innocent animal?
>> [_] Anon 2846742 Kudos, you win! I was about to post my version of the totoro parrot (fake) whistling the trumpet line. Never mind, then.
>> [_] Anon 2846743 >># The other dogs look uncomfortable.
>> [_] Anon 2846748 >># >tfw no boat to pull for a qt3.14 xiao mei mei
>> [_] Anon 2846794 This is simply amaze
>> [_] Anon 2846796 if only the bird knew about the love it is spreading
>> [_] Anon 2846798 I'm crying.
>> [_] Anon 2846799 >He will learn japanese before you
>> [_] Anon 2846800 >># lol
>> [_] Anon 2846803 Well meimei'd, cutie bird <3
>> [_] Anon 2846809 kek

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[_] My dog died today :( Anon 2845804 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2845806 Goddamn I was not expecting that
>> [_] Anon 2845807 I'd say it's animal cruelty to play this repeatedly to the bird so it learns it, but then again I watch the same video daily.
>> [_] Anon 2845811 I had no idea I was so ready to experience this.
>> [_] Anon 2845813 >># this made me laugh more then it should have.
>> [_] Anon 2845814 age
>> [_] Anon 2845821 >># God (or any god of any religion and of course sorry if you're an atheist) bless your dog! The video is funny!
>> [_] Anon 2845827 >># sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2845828 He was the best trumpet player in the whole of China. He is the top-ranked player and speakers all orphans look for him. When I was a young boy, I'll play the trumpet every day, because I want to be like him. I played for years, and finally one day I approached his skill level. I love this song, and play it more than 5,000 times. My family has been denied, because I love this song for me. "You hurt my ears, stop," they say, but I never did. I'll keep playing trumpet introduction, until my lips and ears bleed. I became fluent in Chinese, so I can sing this song. I put this song down to my kids and my man anthem. This is my power of song. I did the Rocky series, replace "flies now," the song editing. I have to overdubbed every war movie theater this song. My grandfather's funeral played this song. I explode this song, because I drive through the bad parts of the town, it makes even the most difficult criminals to give up their weapons, hugging each other gestures of peace. I had a special trumpet player of this song composed. It hewn ear bones melt enemy, I killed my trumpet prelude grating. Brass folded in 1000 times.It withstood blowing my breath for a few weeks, they have the power over 10,000 solar power. I've been razed to the ground by the instrument nation and this song's strength and power. Little Mimi is musical beauty has earned its largest display Earth's overall human history. In the hands of the original artists show is unparalleled. I created a new form of music research center to solve this masterpiece. There is a religion, which I lead, is committed to this song and its creator worship.
>> [_] Anon 2845838 OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 2845859 thank you for starting my morning with a "oh, fuckin' christ"
>> [_] Anon 2845861 I usually don't click on stuff with this name, I'm glad I did today.
>> [_] Anon 2845864 when a parrot knows more chink than you ;__;
>> [_] Anon 2845869 this is the best thing I've seen today
>> [_] Anon 2845877 >># THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!! op you rule
>> [_] Anon 2845878 >># This meme was too meta for me, well done OP I think need to lie down for a while
>> [_] Anon 2845885 Our stupid fucking jokes are too stronk, they're merging into a super swf
>> [_] Anon 2845891 >Female voice is deeper than male top kek
>> [_] Anon 2845905 this is the best i've seen all day
>> [_] Anon 2845929 Song name?
>> [_] Anon 2845932 sorry your dog died
>> [_] Anon 2845941 Criminally underrated.
>> [_] Anon 2845946 Omg epic
>> [_] Anon 2845948 awesomesauce ;)
>> [_] Anon 2845955 >># It's a Souna you fucking cuck
>> [_] Anon 2845968 All we need now is a bird that knows how to sing potato knishes and train it to swap to WTHA halfway through.
>> [_] Anon 2845969 Please give us the source.
>> [_] Anon 2845986 Takeo Ischii/MeiMei Bird collab when