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[_] Anon 2980658 Just watched The Force Awakens. I really loved it. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2980660 nb4 all the shitheads who keep going on about 'it's not REAL star wars' or 'hyped up'. Go fuck yourself with a burnt out saber you dum fucks.
>> [_] Anon 2980663 My boy with the narrative from Star Wars Battlefront 2
>> [_] Anon 2980681 inb4 all the baiters telling people "Han solo dies" "Kylo Ren is actually Han Solo's son" and that Luke Skywalker is the new shit lord. Too many people trying to get attention baiting others over some hyped up crap that lasts a few weeks and is never thought about again.
>> [_] Anon 2980683 >># The script for this leaked before the last movie came out, how is anyone surprised by any of this?
>> [_] Anon 2980690 >># You'd be surprised how many people are surprised by this :/
>> [_] Anon 2980749 >># two of those aren't even treated as surprises and it was pretty obvious he'd get be killed off somehow
>> [_] Anon 2980758 it was good. But the storm troopers actually hit alot of their shots That triggered me.
>> [_] Anon 2980759 >># when? did we watch the same movie? They still died like lemmings and hit jack shit
>> [_] Anon 2980762 As usual they had women fighting in battles and as usual none of them died. Because in mainstream girls are stronk but girls never died, and if one does it is a big deal (while a hundred guys can die without so much of a closeup). I wonder how they could take in a whole sun into a small planet without it collapsing from gravity. Guess it's done via magic (or "the force"). New force ability in the movie btw: Timestop. A laser round was suspended in mid air and when let go it continued with the same momentum (meaning time resumed, it was not a regular "force grab"). Funny how Luke Skywalker had to train against bots to get decent with fighting with a lightsaber and train for some time with Yoda to be able to use the force, but this grrl comes along and defeats one of the strongest evil jedis alive without any training at all, even though he has been using them and the force for his whole life. The black trooper was pretty damn good with a sword as well. Also, anyone else noticed how they kept calling her "girl" even though she is quite clearly a woman? My guess is that they didn't go full retard with this, Disney just know that mainly kids will watch this and are trying to indoctrinate girls that they are strong. Or rather, teach boys that girls are stronk (further proven by her annoyance over him grabbing her by the hand early in the movie, I guess these days it's a bad thing wanting to protect a strong and independent womyn). All in all, pretty good movie for what it's worth. And that's not coming from a Star Wars fan. It's feels very mainstream and overly politically correct though. There's also a huge lack of the jar-jar race (did they just disappear) and the backstory is laughable... What happened exactly to make these new bad guys the bad guys in the universe?
>> [_] Anon 2980772 >># >be born into the empire/first order/whatever its the same thing >join imperial academy >years of military training >active duty >regular drills and combat >heroes come along >somehow fire 50 shots without hitting anything
>> [_] Anon 2980774 >># >be born into the empire/first order/whatever its the same thing aren't they the clones of mango fett?
>> [_] Anon 2980776 >># Not actual clones anymore. Just kids abducted from conquered villages or something
>> [_] Anon 2980779 >># well when they actually fight at the end the sith babby had been shot in the gut with the Chewy's bowcaster, which had killed armored storm troopers and sent them flying on multiple occasions.
>> [_] Anon 2980781 >># >be born in ebola planet of nigger nebula >be kidnapped by the empire >receive little to no training since we all die from ebola or aids eventually >they just train us to execute simple orders and not to chimp out >heroes come along >sheeeeeit >expecting to shoot successfully at master jedis they should had stick with the clones
>> [_] Anon 2980783 >># well the clones didn't fucking miss, hell I saw them hit a lot in the prequels
>> [_] Anon 2980786 >># >timestop Statis is a pretty old force power. I'm pretty sure that use of a vibroblade is a part of stormtrooper training, although blasters are just better overall, so that's why they use them. I agree that it's weird that Rey was so good, but we do see that she has some practical experience with melee weapons. Kylo Ren isn't confident and he was pretty shaken by Rey, also he had just been shot by a bowcaster, which probably hurt pretty bad. There's obviously not going to be any Gungans, since Gungans are natives of Naboo and rarely leave the planet. The backstory is all the other movies.. so... The bad guys are the bad guys because they are controlled by a dark jedi, basically making them immediately the worst thing in the Galaxy.
>> [_] Anon 2980791 >># >># The clones were really short lived, literally, they had much shorter life spans than average people. Also, their fighting ability deteriorated because of how quickly they aged. In fact, Luke was considering leaving his home to become a Storm Trooper before his aunt and uncle were killed.

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[_] Anon 2847622 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2847630 Is this a snippet of a longer thing? Or is this just the opening to a level in one of the games?
>> [_] Anon 2847639 >># I think it was part of the story in Star Wars battlefront 2
>> [_] Anon 2847647 >># Yeah, it's from the campaign of battlefront 2
>> [_] Anon 2847663 >># >># I need to replay that game, then. Always forget that they actually cover the series from a soldier's POV.
>> [_] Anon 2847674 >># That game has aged really really well. The mechanics are still fantastic, even though the AI is kind of terrible.
>> [_] Anon 2847675 >># Too bad BF3 is going to be utter garbage.
>> [_] Anon 2847676 >># I don't even care man. They can never take BFII away from us.
>> [_] Anon 2847681 >># >># There's no way in hell EA's going to one up BFII, and frankly I don't really want them to try. Only way you can beat a game like that is to either fix the AI and add in some extra maps, or rebuild the whole thing from the ground up.
>> [_] Anon 2847757 >># Too bad nobody can play online anymore on the Steam version, but still one of my favorite games of all time.
>> [_] Anon 2847761 >># It's still a glorious game at LAN parties.
>> [_] Anon 2847768 >># fuck that nostalgia just washed over me.
>> [_] Anon 2847771 >># Is there any custom servers up for people who can get a nonsteam copy?