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>> [_] Anon 3492463 I remember seeing this in theaters with my aunt and grandfather. grandpa immediately fell asleep when the movie began. my aunt tried to wake him up and he just started snoring instead. this made my aunt laugh out loud right when the woman in the movie was dying. people started looking at us.
>> [_] Anon 3492465 >># Nice

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>> [_] Anon 3422858 Instant feels

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>> [_] Anon 3389934 I just want you to know that kevin is the wife reincarnated
>> [_] Anon 3389959 That movie is a masterpiece.
>> [_] Anon 3389962 >># maybe the first half of it but the rest is incredibly dull
>> [_] Anon 3389963 >># | || || |_
>> [_] Anon 3389965 >># HAHAHAHA this is like the funniest movie scene ever
>> [_] Anon 3389994 >># No, bitch pls kevin is confirmed SANS FROM UNDERTALE
>> [_] Anon 3390008 >># I agree. It's really good until the bird and talking dogs show up; it becomes just another cartoon.
>> [_] Anon 3390021 >># >things you'll never, ever have
>> [_] Anon 3390037 >># I'm sorry for your loss
>> [_] Anon 3390040 >># >loss HAAA
>> [_] Anon 3390045 If you don't cry at the beginning of Up you have no heart If you aren't masturbating by the end you have no soul
>> [_] Anon 3390046 What a terrible day for rain.

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>> [_] Anon 3277505 wow, this made me sad. guy spends most of his life selling baloons and still never figured out how many baloons he could put on his damn cart without it floating away... well, i guess thats life
>> [_] Anon 3277524 >># STOP PLEASE MY HEART
>> [_] Anon 3277543 tfw you'll never even have the chance to be sad about your significant other dying. you'll always be alone.
>> [_] Anon 3277572 She deserved to die! She was evil.
>> [_] Anon 3277613 >># This makes me cry like a little bitch every single time.
>> [_] Anon 3277623 still a better love story than The Hunger Games
>> [_] Anon 3277647 >># Good thing they played it on easy mode by not having kids. It could have gone much worse.

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>> [_] Anon 3250704 This mad me sad in a good way
>> [_] Anon 3250717 >># Damn it, Anon. I was trying to fap. I can't believe this shit still gets to me.
>> [_] Anon 3250727 >># to be fair they lived a long time together, and happily it would seem. this still gets me though. what a way to start a movie.
>> [_] Anon 3250731 started crying lmao
>> [_] Anon 3250762 That the meaning of life....DEATH!
>> [_] Anon 3250775 Never seen this movie, but that was sweet-n-sad. I work as a cna at a nursing home, and I always wonder what kind of lives the residents had before they became sickly and demented.

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>> [_] Anon 3250394 >tfw no adventurous tomboy to spend rest of life with
>> [_] Anon 3250398 >># why even live
>> [_] Anon 3250401 >># She's out there, anon, she's just not in your mom's basement, you have to go find her.
>> [_] Anon 3250418 Still a better love story than Twilight.
>> [_] Anon 3250419 >># nigga you're supposed to say that about something that's at the level or even worse than Twilight
>> [_] Anon 3250452 >># Worse than 3DCG in '90s
>> [_] Anon 3250454 Fuck you OP. I didn't need to have my feels felt on here on fucking /f/. ;_;
>> [_] Anon 3250457 >># you take that back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TA_2_G1 2zA still as beautiful as I remember it
>> [_] Anon 3250465 unsolicited feels

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>> [_] Anon 3219934 I get really sad whenever i watch this ;_;
>> [_] Anon 3219936 Fucker, you made me tear up.
>> [_] Anon 3219946 >># jesus, did you see the size of that fuckers hands? No wonder they couldn't conceive. He was probly blowing loads into her sternum.
>> [_] Anon 3219953 It's missing the childhood friends part. Really helps build up the feels. Without it, I didn't shed a tear. Then again, could be just me dead inside now.
>> [_] Sammy 3219962 >># Tis a good film indeed, many tears have been shed to this clipping, saved my friend, have a nice day
>> [_] Anon 3219969 >># I really want someone who loves me like that in my life...
>> [_] Anon 3219971 >># You fucker, you made me KEK
>> [_] Anon 3219991 f-f-fucking onion's man, I swear...
>> [_] Anon 3219996 I'm not crying. You are.
>> [_] Anon 3220007 So wait is it that she couldn't conceive or a miscarriage? Because if it's the former why did they decorate a room and buy all that stuff before she was even pregnant?
>> [_] Anon 3220017 The girl I used to go out with once posted this on facebook, we're no longer together and I can only remember her whenever I watch it. I really just want someone to love and be loved like this goodnight /f/
>> [_] Anon 3220021 >># I hate my fucking life
>> [_] Former Ryder Club Vice President !T/nuP8UdCs 3220028 >># Stop it anon. You're trudging some old feels here.
>> [_] Anon 3220054 >># pretty sure it was a miscarriage
>> [_] Anon 3220094 Every now and then while I'm washing dishes alone at home or some other unimportant task, I think about this short and cry a little inside.
>> [_] Anon 3220096 You Must (Not) Cry

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>> [_] Anon 3173264 Fuck you, I was expecting to get a John Cena out of this or something.
>> [_] Anon 3173265 no
>> [_] Anon 3173282 >># so.. if she's still in her wedding dress helping put the house together then no days have passed... and nobody in their right mind is gonna not consummate their wedding night... did they bang that night on the floor of that dilapidated shack where they first met? That's pretty hot and romantic actually.
>> [_] Anon 3173283 >># I think you might be slightly retarded just slightly
>> [_] Anon 3173285 Used to think this was depressing as fuck when I was younger. Now I dream of a life where I have a house and wife to come home to. Who cares if you spent your whole life selling balloons, you got to spend most of your years with a woman you loved. GG, Pixar.
>> [_] Anon 3173294 Expected this ending. Not impressed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKxhI4I5 kq8
>> [_] Anon 3173305 f-fucking onions man.
>> [_] Anon 3173319 >># Surprised there wasn't a jump scare thrown in there.
>> [_] Anon 3173347 The first fucking disney movie to have a sad beginning, the feels
>> [_] Anon 3173351 I didn't want these feels, anon. Even if there's a good ending after everything is done, the lows will never be met by the expectations of the highs. The world is just too sad, and your expectations have only made it worse. All we can look forward to is dying, and this video just proves that those highs will never amount to more than than the valleys we trevase below.
>> [_] Anon 3173356 Years of struggling with infertility with my wife has really made this movie emotional for me (by all means, it was sad before, too).
>> [_] Anon 3173359 >># Adopt, man.
>> [_] Anon 3173364 >># Fuck that he should find a surrogate.
>> [_] Anon 3173367 >># >># >># Just keep busting
>> [_] Anon 3173371 >ITT: people who've never seen UP
>> [_] Anon 3173375 >Oh, it's this film again >I can watch it without crying this time >s-surely
>> [_] Anon 3173377 >># it's been over 7 years since this movie came out
>> [_] Anon 3173381 >># So? Metropolis has been out for 89 years and not everyone has seen it.

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>> [_] Anon 3156195 >Up No, not again.
>> [_] Anon 3156211 ah. pixar. h man. they've done so much for my feels
>> [_] Anon 3156212 >># that shouldn't be fucking legal i'm fucking reporting you god damn it
>> [_] Anon 3156214 >># You asshole.
>> [_] Anon 3156217 :(
>> [_] Anon 3156234 This remains one of the best animated segments I have ever seen.
>> [_] Anon 3156256 damn it, came here to wank, now I can't. Fuck you, Up. Fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 3156258 Trying not to cry.
>> [_] Anon 3156307 >># 2) Cry a lot.

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>> [_] Acrios 3055112 The feels man..
>> [_] Anon 3055113 goddamnit anon, I didn´t want to feel right now
>> [_] Anon 3055114 >># >># Today just felt like a feels kind of day, to me at least.
>> [_] Anon 3055122 i'm not crying, my eyes are sweating...shut up
>> [_] Anon 3055126 The impact for me in this scene is different I suppose. Have been married eight years, have a three year old, and working on a second kid. The thought of losing any of them puts a pit in my stomach but I still wouldn't trade them for the world. I see people go on and on about their personal freedom but having seen it from both sides I can honestly say that all the freedom and in the world doesn't mean much against having that true connection and love built up over the years and especially for your kids.
>> [_] Anon 3055128 too bad I will never have this. even the sad parts would be better >captcha waterfalls
>> [_] Anon 3055159 >># This scene actually does nothing for me. A woman I was dating told me she was on birth control, and didn't want another kid (you may start memeing here), and has made my life a living hell for the last two years, despite every effort to get away from her. I have a court hearing in two weeks to see how much money she can currently screw me out of, and screw me out of increasing amounts of money the second I make beyond minimum wage. I only barely make enough to pay my own bills, and wanted to begin saving up for graduate school. I'm really into biochemistry, and eventually wanted to get into biochem research. But I guess that's not going to happen now, because any disposable income I might even potentially earn over the next 18 years is going to get stolen and given to a deadbeat loser to raise a kid I never wanted to be as much of a deadbeat loser as her. And I can't even imagine how much worse it would be if I had married her.
>> [_] Anon 3055160 >># Do you really think so, anon. I wouldn't know if you are right or wrong, but I sure hope so you are!
>> [_] Anon 3055180 >># I don't think you understand the scene if this is what you think of when you view it.
>> [_] Anon 3055227 Wait, this this guy a dedicated balloon salesman? That is his main job? That's kinda pathetic. The fact that he somehow managed to contribute anything at all is AMAZING though. Holy shit. This fucker sold balloons and managed to buy a house. Jesus.
>> [_] Anon 3055236 >># >managed to buy a house. It was a beaten down house, he and she repaired it.
>> [_] Anon 3055239 >># You do realise his wife has a job too right? He wasn't the main breadwinner. They bought the house together.
>> [_] Anon 3055241 >># Stop this shit OP, stop posting sad stuff, I didn't come here to feel.
>> [_] Anon 3055242 >># Check out Milo Yiannopoulos
>> [_] Anon 3055249 >># You just couldn't leave well enough alone, you had to open a bigass can of feels here. This was a hard movie to watch, not just the "backstory" part. Seeing the kid and the rest of the world peel the scabs from his wounded soul one by one really jolts the feels nerve too.
>> [_] Anon 3055254 >># Welp mate if you wanted to get into school then you should've prioritized THAT instead of sticking your dick in a lying bitch
>> [_] Anon 3055285 I miss my wife. So goddamned much.
>> [_] Anon 3055288 >># I feel for you, waterfallanon
>> [_] Anon 3055291 >># But I did. I got my undergraduate degree, then have been working whatever shitty science-related jobs I've been able to get since graduating with a B.S., in order to build my resume and try to get a decent enough job to save money. I never let any relationship with a woman keep me from moving to a different/better school, or prioritized them over my school work. The dozens of other women I've had sex with respected that.
>> [_] Anon 3055292 >># ;_;
>> [_] Anon 3055293 >># Ahh, you just ran into a bad lemon - not to downplay the situation you're in. It's pitiful that there are people that take advantage of child support laws to get free money.
>> [_] Anon 3055295 >># Go join her in hell, anon, she's waiting for you.
>> [_] Anon 3055296 fuuuuuuuuucccckkkkk
>> [_] Anon 3055298 damn
>> [_] Anon 3055301 >># No such thing, kiddo.
>> [_] Anon 3055303 >># you won't know for sure until you die
>> [_] Anon 3055310 >open it >watch it up until the last happy moment I can remember >close it HAH! I get all the gratification with none of the depression
>> [_] Anon 3055313 >># >not looking at her face of true sorrow after the doctor visit That's the best part of the whole flash though. My gut clenches for her everytime I see it.
>> [_] Anon 3055317 >># if you couldve done anything differently before you lost her, what would it be?
>> [_] Anon 3055331 >># Fuck you I didn't need these feels I'm getting married in 33 days

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>> [_] Anon 3050719 fuck
>> [_] Anon 3050736 >># Too many feels
>> [_] Anon 3050757 tfw no gf
>> [_] Anon 3050759 >># damn it why do i always tear up with this
>> [_] Anon 3050815 the only thing i felt was let down when no hood/ackbar/etc
>> [_] Anon 3050818 Fuck The balloon with the tickets scene.FUCK.WHYYY

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>> [_] Anon 3003179 >># Anyone here that says they didn't at least shed a tear when they first saw this is a fucking liar.
>> [_] Anon 3003182 This makes me so sad.
>> [_] Anon 3003184 I can't watch it once without shedding a few tears, even after having seen it before. Luckily everyone on /f/ is a basement dwelling weeaboo so they never get to experience any of the emotions that come with love.
>> [_] Anon 3003185 >># sappy, sentimental, conservative Disney doesn't make me feel anything. It has all the sophistication of a children's book.
>> [_] Anon 3003188 Every time I watch the Walt Disney biography I cry like a bitch, because without his vision, animation wouldn't have progressed beyond cartoons to the depth that it has today. I don't care what anyone says about him, Walt will always be my hero.
>> [_] Anon 3003189 >># I disagree, I think the quality of Disney animations creates an environment in which the viewer can suspend their disbelief and really empathize with the characters. I also think you're a heartless faget trying too hard to be edgy.
>> [_] Anon 3003190 related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTpTgMyO w6Y
>> [_] Anon 3003216 I'm not trying to be edgy here, but I didn't cry, and I've watched this movie a few times.
>> [_] Anon 3003218 >># So you lookin' for a medal, or...?
>> [_] Anon 3003223 >># I'm just disproving the first reply.
>> [_] Anon 3003230 >># >everyone on /f/ is a basement dwelling weeaboo Welcome newfriend. >># >conservative Irrelevant.
>> [_] Anon 3003245 >># I mean you really aren't disproving it, because there's no way to tell if you're lying or not.
>> [_] Anon 3003248 >># Pretty shitty movie desu. Good scene tho.
>> [_] Anon 3003251 oh no, you're not going to make ME feel feelings.
>> [_] Anon 3003252 There's a reason this whole movie was up for Best Picture in addition to a fuckton of other awards.
>> [_] Anon 3003253 >># >this whole movie was up kek
>> [_] Anon 3003258 haha you're not fooling me I'm not watching this again ;-;7
>> [_] Anon 3003288 >># Only reason to watch Up is for the opening segment.
>> [_] Anon 3003310 it sums an ordinary life up quite well. you never know what'l' happen next. there is always that unforeseen aspect to life and it comes in both positives and negatives, so if you want to do something make sure you do it and let nothing get in your way because then it may be too late.
>> [_] Anon 3003347 married or not this still hits nerves
>> [_] Anon 3003356 nice scene unfortunately didnt feel anything
>> [_] Anon 3003360 >># simply and deeply touched by this, thank you
>> [_] Anon 3003380 >># I agree with >># You are the kind of faget that doesn't deserve to be called a faggot. You'd shame george takahi, of which the man knows none.
>> [_] Anon 3003382 NO FUCK YOU IM NOT WATCHING IT CANT MAKE ME SAD NIGGA
>> [_] Anon 3003384 Remember this is mostly a happy clip, what you saw is an expression of a life dedicated to another person and despite the eventuality of death and the gurantee of bumps on the way I can understand why people want that for themselves. Do you guys have a special someone?
>> [_] Anon 3003388 feels bad man
>> [_] Anon 3003406 >># I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep now.. Thanks OP.
>> [_] Anon 3003417 fuck you OP ;n; now i know that i will lie alone ;n;

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>> [_] Anon 2985510 shit.
>> [_] Anon 2985521 You will never be this happily married
>> [_] Anon 2985527 Such feels. k, sad nao. beautiful tho
>> [_] Anon 2985547 Fuck that. Saw the camera, instantly closed it. I can't deal with that shit right now.
>> [_] Anon 2985568 too heavy for me, got me crying a little
>> [_] Anon 2985576 I hate that movie because of that start. I want to laugh, not to feel.
>> [_] Anon 2985583 >># 8 minute story that is more beautiful than any teenie bopper movie ever released.
>> [_] Anon 2985592 Oh god, the moment when she slid the book to him I started crying, nothing said but "Its just your Adventure now"
>> [_] Anon 2985600 fuck i've seen it before and i knew the feels and it still kicked me in the emotional feels
>> [_] Anon 2985608 >the best you could ever hope for >still depressing as fuck life sucks
>> [_] Anon 2985647 >># its depressing because you live in the fallacy that this will last forever, nothing else forever. But take solace in the fact that you got to experience something this wonderful anyway. Have a good day anon!
>> [_] Anon 2985654 >># >this
>> [_] Anon 2985656 >># I won't even get to experience any of it though
>> [_] Anon 2985657 >># i know , me too :__:

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>> [_] Anon 2917363 i cried
>> [_] Anon 2917364 >># like a bitch
>> [_] Anon 2917381 >># Bv^)
>> [_] Anon 2917428 right in the feels
>> [_] Anon 2917438 >># FUCK YOU! I came here to Laugh, not to FEEL!
>> [_] Anon 2917443 Oh lord when I saw this movie I cried at the beginning and my gf gave me a stare and said "wow you are crying wtf" I'm like "a man cries when something is worth crying for".
>> [_] Anon 2917459 every. time.
>> [_] Anon 2917467 >># I cried because I realized one day my girlfriend or I will have to do that final part.
>> [_] Anon 2917479 >># i cried because i have no gf to part with
>> [_] Anon 2917485 yung trump
>> [_] Anon 2917516 well that sucked. T~T
>> [_] Anon 2917519 >># >ery tim rght in da feels

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>> [_] Anon 2909948 you fucker
>> [_] Anon 2909951 >># hAHAHAH FUCK ME AND MY ABILITY TO FEEL HAPPINESS RIGHT??
>> [_] Anon 2909965 >># >># Lulz, both of you when you are older, shagged out and busted with nothing to show for it like the faggots at you are. AH HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA faggots.
>> [_] Anon 2909980 goddamnit op, my eyes. The floodgates have been opened.
>> [_] Anon 2909983 >># You're not very good at this, you want a cookie to settle your stomach? I think you need a cookie...
>> [_] Anon 2909990 >># I think you need a reality check, you'll be old and busted like the other 2 faggots, with nothing to show for it either. Also, get me that cookie, I earned it for being awesome.
>> [_] Anon 2910009 >># nah you earned it for bein an edgy little tryhard, time for better your fucking parents need the computer
>> [_] Anon 2910023 that's what she gets for marrying a guy with a big nose.
>> [_] Anon 2910030 did anyone else's computer bluescreen right after the camera flash
>> [_] Anon 2910036 >># I was seriously expecting a hood or something.

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>> [_] Anon 2894154 ;_; i forgot how sad this part in the movie is.
>> [_] Anon 2894156 >doesn't end with her getting fucked by a black guy as guy weeps softly in bed next to her when she gets back contemplating the upcoming divorce court raping he'll get. Nah
>> [_] Anon 2894244 no no not again
>> [_] Anon 2894257 >># everytime man it kills me
>> [_] Anon 2894259 >># Goddamn Pixar. I can't see their movies anymore. Its too much feel abuse.
>> [_] Anon 2894282 >># They're from a different time.
>> [_] Anon 2894290 What's so sad about this? They both lived a long fucking life and had a happy marriage, that's a dream that will never come true for most people.
>> [_] Anon 2894292 >># Exactly. Aren't you sad when something awesome comes to an end? Personally, I'm almost incapable of feeling emotion anymore, but even I understand this.
>> [_] Anon 2894294 >># But everything comes to an end, it's normal. Sadder situation would be for the man to always regret something and see good things just pass by and end up dying lonely, but I guess it wouldn't make a good children's film.
>> [_] Anon 2894297 >># So, as a married oldfag I say this with full sincerity and a knowledge that I'll be mocked. This is what marriage is, when it's at its best. It's not about the pussy, it's not about money or status. It's about being with someone that will straighten your tie every morning, go on a picnic on the top of a hill, suffer tragedy and joy with. It, in its own way, all we really want, to hold, and be held, and know beyond the shadow of a doubt that there is one person who cares. What is so sad is how few find it. Pixar, you glorious bastards, if my life with my wife is as happy as this one, my life, and all the terrible shit that I had to get through to get here, was worth it.
>> [_] Anon 2894298 >># Agreed and see it the same way, since that's how I and many others will die. Either way, doesn't matter. Expect no, give no empathy. Mmmm, noodles.
>> [_] Anon 2894302 >># I think most people these days are too concerned with themselves to give 1/1000th a shit about anyone else. Maybe those are just the kinds of people I'm always exposed to.
>> [_] Anon 2894311 >># >># It's a romantic poetry, a tradegy which is fufilling and empty... Truly, it's not sad due to her dying, it's not even sad to them not being able to go to Paradise Falls. It's not even truly sadness. Sorrow: To envelope and understand the situation and circumstances surrounding you or another in such an empathy and sympathy which causes you to be saturated in every feeling of it. The reason people truly feel sorrow for this moment within this movie, for what I believe is the reason, is that they are able to simply get a glimpse into a wonderful and truly whole-sum life. It is literally overriding our mind in a way to cause us to break down. It feels good though, to know you can understand. To know that pain exists... A simple romantic tragedy in the highest degree.
>> [_] Anon 2894325 >># it's catharsis anon, is it not?
>> [_] Anon 2894327 :(
>> [_] Anon 2894340 Goddamnit ;--;
>> [_] Anon 2894342 Fucking hell, the feels. :(
>> [_] Anon 2894353 was expecting "JOHN CENA" tbh
>> [_] Anon 2894368 >># >wonderful and truly whole-sum life The state is what is depriving us of such "wholesomeness" in our lives. What many have forgotten is that society can continue independently from the state. Our whole lives, and the significant actions we take in them, are tethered to a monetary system, and that monetary system is ruthlessly controlled by a small group elite men. our economy maintains itself only by ensuring the creation of new debt. This debt comes in the form of interest, which is an immoral form of usury. When Bob takes out a loan, he repays that loan using his income. However, when he must pay the burden of interest, he has strained his economy by demanding that money be returned the bank which did not previously exist. Such money must come from a fellow victim of the state. Thebrainwashingimplementedbythemediainor dertoensurethatahighlevelofconsumerismism aintainedissosubtle,thatoneprobablywouldn othaveevennoticedduringthetearjerkingopen ingtothePixarmovie:UP.Itisbynocoincidence thatcatharsisisusedtoportraythenarrativeo fconsumeristsstrugglingagainsttheartifici alpovertyimposedbybanksandtheirinterest.W earemeanttofeelsorryforthepoorcoupleasthe ycarefullysubsistonjustenoughincometolive ,butnotenoughtopayforavacation.Wearemeant tofeeldisappointedwhenCarlcannotfulfillhi spromisetoEllieinpayingforairlinetickets, despitethefactthatCarlandElliehadbeenlivi nghappilyineachotherscompanyfortheirentir elife'sduration.Moneybuyshappiness;isthes ubtlemessagewemustswallowinordertofeelthe rewardofsadnessprovokedbythesociallyconst ructedideaoffindingtruelove/truehappiness withinamarriagewithsomeonewhoisso compassionate, so caring, and so complementary to ourselves that they could only have been made for us and no one else. The concept of a community/support network is completely absent from this fictitious narrative
>> [_] Anon 2894370 >># get out
>> [_] Anon 2894371 This made me remember how much I've cheated on my girlfriend. We've been together for 2 years and she's never done me wrong in any way. Best person I've ever been with and, with this flash, I cried my eyes out for 45 minutes after realizing how much I've wronged her. Pretty much the biggest shitlord I know is myself.
>> [_] Anon 2894373 >># smh fam
>> [_] Anon 2894374 >># Glad it's not just me that hates this shit
>> [_] Anon 2894391 can it be that this shit is some brainwashing
>> [_] Anon 2894393 >># It's sad because they left the world with so much left un-achieved. A lot of unfulfilled promises to each other and themselves. That's one of the reasons why it makes this so instantly relative and beautiful. We are all chained to dreams unaccomplished.
>> [_] Anon 2894394 >># I hope you die a miserable lonely excruciatingly painful death as soon as possible.
>> [_] Anon 2894400 >># if only shia were there to tell them to not let their dreams be dreams ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2894404 >># it's sad because in spite their being NEET they were never able to autism-bux their way to a vacation
>> [_] Anon 2894410 >># Hi reddit
>> [_] Anon 2894418 i cry T.T
>> [_] Anon 2894420 >># butwhy.jpg cuz you're stupid ? [trolling_skanks.swf]
>> [_] Anon 2894421 >># Don't tell her about this. Ever. Accept the consequences if she ever finds out. Are you still with her?

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>> [_] Anon 2881755 OP, fuck you
>> [_] Anon 2881768 FUCK
>> [_] Anon 2881788 >># Stop reminding me I have feelings.
>> [_] Anon 2881850 came two loads to that. one from each ball, one for each charater.
>> [_] Anon 2881867 I was expecting a joke. All I got was tears.
>> [_] Anon 2881869 ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2881911 still a better love story than twilight *tear*
>> [_] Anon 2881916 I'm terrified of my wife dying before me.
>> [_] Anon 2881930 Right in ma feels
>> [_] Anon 2881945 first time I saw this I cried my eyes out like a bitch it gets me every other time. god damn this movie.

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>> [_] Anon 2865287 one of the most brutal scenes in the history of cinematography.
>> [_] Anon 2865293 I never actually saw up. Thats fucking depressing. And this was marketed as a movie for kids?
>> [_] Anon 2865306 >># that was basically the first 5 minutes of Up, rest is a happy story about the boy scout kid looking for his last merit badge of helping the elderly finding the old alone guy and finally convincing him to take his trip to go on the adventures in his book.
>> [_] Anon 2865308 >># You really should watch it, it's a good movie.
>> [_] Anon 2865314 >># you bastard!! you utter bastard. why the fuck would you post this?
>> [_] Anon 2865325 >># Don't. Unlike >># I'll level with you. This flash is the only good part of Up. If this were a short and ended where this flash ended, it'd be perfect. But they had to continue with the fat mongoloid and the unfunny dog and bird. Everything else is garbage.
>> [_] Anon 2865338 >># now thats what i call edgy 2.
>> [_] Anon 2865345 >># So it's edgy to hold an unpopular opinion? Call me Ginsu then, cause I got all the edge.
>> [_] Anon 2865350 >got married a few days ago >see this I need to watch this movie again
>> [_] Anon 2865351 it's sad because he wasted all the money on vacation tickets and they never went there and he didn't have the money to heal his wife, i get it and i think in the movie they finally go there anyway with the flying house so my question is what did he do with the tickets?
>> [_] Anon 2865356 anyone know how to save these on Windows 10? used to right click save but that isn't an option anymore.
>> [_] Anon 2865368 >># uninstall windows 10 and install windows 7 problem solved
>> [_] Anon 2865374 >># oh lord, you're in for a world of pain. vvvvvvvvvvvvv >># ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>> [_] Anon 2865384 >># burn them
>> [_] Bill Cosby !!qZLyR4mmqNM 2865385 This makes me want to cry everytime.
>> [_] Anon 2865388 I cried... again
>> [_] Buller 2865394 >># >fat mongoloid seems relatable enough
>> [_] Anon 2865399 >># Up wasn't very good. This is the only part of the movie worth watching unless you're an actual kid. Maybe it was ok for kids after the intro but for adults it got really dull.
>> [_] Anon 2865402 this intro isn't /that/ sad. they have had a long, rich life filled with love for each other and happy memories. death and unfulfilled dreams is what every human experiences but far from everybody will be able to look back on their lives with pride and feel that they truly lived. >># really? thats the kind of thing we use "edgy" on? maybe your plan is to devalue that phrase until everybody stops using it because if that post is what "edgy" is then basically everything is. hell, even this post is edgy by your standards.
>> [_] Anon 2865403 >># the hell are you on about? why wouldnt you be able to save files on windows 10? why is save target as not an option?
>> [_] Anon 2865404 >># >># This. The first five minutes are beautifully done. If they had left it at that--one of those Pixar short films--it would have been perfect. Instead, it's an annoying movie with neon colors, talking animals, a stupid story, and cliche villains. TL,DR; watch the flash and be content.
>> [_] Anon 2865416 >># >># Protip: It was a children's movie If you're looking for something with the depth of Game of Thrones or Peaky Blinders, maybe you should watch.. well... those shows, obviously. The heroes and villains in Disney movies are made to be easily understandable and somewhat goofy. You can't critique a children's movie using the same standards as a movie geared towards audiences with experience and maturity. For what it was, it was good. Stop bashing it because it wasn't something that the writers never set out to make it.
>> [_] Anon 2865417 the story isnt so sad.. it could be worse
>> [_] Anon 2865418 The reason it hits you so hard is because you're reminded of your own mortality, and the mortality of your loved ones. Life is short, do what you love with those you love before you all bite the dust and leave each other with regrets.
>> [_] Anon 2865422 >># True, the ending is peaceful. They get to say their goodbyes, and it seems like she passed without pain. Still, everyone has regrets. This clip hits you hard and reminds you of all of yours.
>> [_] Anon 2865423 >># >the depth of Game of Thrones You're not very bright, are you? The first five minutes of Up have the depth of Good Will Fucking Hunting. >for what it was implying there haven't been good kid's movies that don't have these problems? >Iron Giant >Charlotte's Web >The Land Before Time >The Fox and The Hound All of these are cartoons. Some Disney. And they're all great, and tackle real world issues. Don't give me that shit that "hurr durr, it's a kid's movie so it's ok if it's braindead."
>> [_] Anon 2865424 >># You're wrong. Every Pixar movie usually have had value even for adults but not Up. Of course people were disappointed with it. 3D animated movies usually require a high budget when they are well made so usually they try to make it watchable for adults as well. I believe Up attempted this as well but simply failed.
>> [_] Anon 2865425 >># >2edgy4u
>> [_] Anon 2865427 >># >The guy who thinks Charlotte's Web is high film yeah he's fuckin edgy
>> [_] Anon 2865428 >># there's that word again. does it really feel that good to say "edgy" about everything you disagree with? >># What really gets me is that he initiated a race up the hill to tell her about the tickets which caused her to overstrain her body trying to keep up with him, leading to her eventual death. He wanted to surprise her but ended up causing her death.
>> [_] Anon 2865431 >40 or 50 years of married bliss >no kids >wife doesn't cheat or leave How the fuck is this a sad story?
>> [_] Anon 2865433 >># because not once did they log on to 4chan ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2865435 >># That and the not having a wife, or a girlfriend or a life...
>> [_] Anon 2865440 >># autistic, yeah sure, spending money on tickets instead of what?.... no she was dying, no going back...you are so fucking autistic......you poor bastard or troll.
>> [_] Anon 2865445 (bawwhahaha) tears me up
>> [_] Anon 2865448 >># Im on windows 10 and it still works you stupid cunt
>> [_] Anon 2865466 As soon as it started, I thought "what am I in for here? Surely nothing so crass as a hood or an alahu akbar. How is this going to end?" So I waited on pins and needles. Watched the whole thing, and... nothing. Just a straight rip from the movie. Gotta say, I'm dissapointed.
>> [_] Anon 2865478 >># >Game of Thrones >Depth Choose one.
>> [_] Anon 2865485 >># Fuck this shit you faggot I though this was going to be something good fuck off you cheeki cunt

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>> [_] Anon 2862820 Still makes me cry ;(
>> [_] Anon 2862825 >># Is and will always be absolutely brilliant. Makes me tear up. ...still a better love story than Twilight.
>> [_] Anon 2862832 Every single time. Every single goddamn time. This shit always fucks me up..
>> [_] Anon 2862843 They showed this shit to kids? Christ...
>> [_] Anon 2862858 Such a brilliant scene... God, what a wonderful movie. My only gripe is that I wish there were some more sympathy written in for the Big Bad. It's obvious he never meant to become crazy... Anyways, I just want to live a nice, married life like this, with a decent, rational girl. But all the girls who are remotely interested in me are all corrupted by the tumblr-mind-parasites.
>> [_] Anon 2862879 This is "Up", right? Whatever it is, I should probably watch it.
>> [_] Anon 2862882 right in the fuckin feels, again. come on
>> [_] Anon 2862891 >># It is indeed "Up". Godspeed Anon.
>> [_] Anon 2862898 >># Hang in there, my brother. They are out there. You just got to do what's good for you. Live a good life and she'll just bump into you one day. >Speaking from experience.
>> [_] Anon 2862907 >># I needed this. Thank you Anon.
>> [_] Anon 2862908 >># I tear up everytime.
>> [_] The Gross Man 2862917 I said out loud in the theater "Why don't they just adopt a child?"
>> [_] Anon 2862922 >># damn i came here to laugh not to feel

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>> [_] Anon 2861815 this hit me hard as fuck
>> [_] Fogez 2861817 why would you do this you absolute fucker
>> [_] Anon 2861828 Why I'm never getting Married. Or dating. Or falling in love. Or going to talk to anyone.
>> [_] Anon 2861833 I Fucking love this movie but damn what a rough start!
>> [_] Anon 2861835 :'(
>> [_] Anon 2861836 Up. A movie where less than five lines of dialogue have been delivered within ten minutes, and I am already a crying wreck. Bravo, Disney.
>> [_] Anon 2861842 Screw you OP. Only things Disney has ever been able to tear me up on.
>> [_] Anon 2861849 fuck you OP I came here for a laugh but I wasn`t expecting this tear jerker to be here.
>> [_] Anon 2861869 Still makes me cry like a little bitch.
>> [_] Anon 2861899 >># You and me, Anon. You and me.
>> [_] Anon 2861906 i should have closed it when i still could... so hard in the feels...
>> [_] Anon 2861911 Easily one of the best animated sequences every made.
>> [_] Anon 2861921 >># better to have loved and lost than never loved at all, unless you really rally don't like peopl
>> [_] Anon 2861926 i was expecting an alah akbar when they were looking at the clouds, instead i got a feel trip
>> [_] Anon 2861927 >># As Agent J once said, "Try it."
>> [_] Anon 2861928 >># i feel this is a close second. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QAI4B_2 Mfc
>> [_] Anon 2861933 We get this masterpiece from Pixar and yet they still made Cars 2.
>> [_] Anon 2861945 >># She is ridiculously fucking hot
>> [_] Anon 2861950 >># That was the perfect thing to make me feel cynical again.
>> [_] Anon 2861962 Oh this movie....so many feels. So many manly tears.
>> [_] Anon 2861964 >># Your link has cancer
>> [_] Anon 2861965 This cartoon doesn't represent anything marriage is about. Maybe aside from the disappointment of being infertile. Protip: She will cheat on you. If she doesn't cheat on your she will leave you. She will make you pay child support for a kind you can't even see anymore. If she doesn't do that, she will ruin your dreams so how. She will fuck everything up for you somehow, and she won't even care.
>> [_] Anon 2861968 >># if you honestly think that every marriage is like that you need to stop dating trash

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>> [_] Anon 2858974 OP, you are a cruel, cruel person.
>> [_] Anon 2858989 Thanks for not making this a bait & switch. I always find it remiss that such clips never include the childhood part and the greater significance of the book. Sure the voiceless part is pure art, but I feel it needs that setup.
>> [_] Anon 2858997 >># I was waiting for the allahu akbar the entire time. Thanks for wasting my time, nigger.
>> [_] Anon 2859036 >># you have no idea how angry/depressed I am that liberalism/feminism/social justice/cultural marxism has stolen any chance of finding a good woman like this to live a life like this with. I wish I was dead.
>> [_] Anon 2859050 Fuck you a thousand times over OP I didn't come here to feel these feels
>> [_] Anon 2859056 >># Go to a different country. I'm serious. There is still half a world that is untouched by filthy 21st century cultural movements.
>> [_] Anon 2859065 Remember seeing this segment in theaters and how you could hear the audience holding back tears when the music faded out at the end?
>> [_] Anon 2859073 >># where.
>> [_] Anon 2859099 damn it OP, i thought i was done crying for the day also, >>#, kill yourself.
>> [_] Anon 2859102 >># The file is already 9.4MB. It can't fit much more content. If you want the whole intro you'd have to absolutely kill the quality.
>> [_] Anon 2859118 >># No, you kill yourself. That guy has a point. It's also why I don't bother with relationships and just hang out with bros or stay home.
>> [_] Anon 2859124 >># Your fedora is showing.
>> [_] Anon 2859127 >># He's still right you know.
>> [_] Anon 2859131 >># He's really not. Stop blaming your problems on other people. Saying that a good relationship is impossible is just sour grapes moaning from people that are too afraid to try.
>> [_] Anon 2859135 >># >implying staying single isn't the right thing to do after carefully observing the horrible relationship market nowadays top kek m8
>> [_] Anon 2859142 >># >the horrible relationship market nowadays All you know about it is what bitter self-sabotaging foreveralones tell you on 4chan. Don't you know what "sour grapes" means? Go outside with the normies once in a while. You really think on a planet with billions of people there's not a single person you could be happy with? If that's true it's because you're a miserable fuck, not because of anyone else.
>> [_] Anon 2859146 >># >observing the relationship market from the safety of r9k, far away from those filthy normies
>> [_] Anon 2859148 No breaks on the feels train https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O15dxrBN uAQ
>> [_] Anon 2859149 >># not wading through the "relationship market" to find some good material is why finding a good women will never happen. Just like how you lurk on 4chan, you need to wade through the vast amounts of shit to find the nuggets of gold that is worth it
>> [_] Anon 2859151 >># What about that korean/taiwanese/east asian one about the deaf dad and the girl that tries to kill herself
>> [_] Anon 2859152 >># jesus christ, it just started raining
>> [_] Anon 2859153 my eye cri evrytiem
>> [_] Anon 2859155 God damn it one of the few movies that made me cry.. And that within a small timespan of 5 minutes
>> [_] Anon 2859158 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBobmn_u 98w
>> [_] Anon 2859160 >># this was better with no ching chong voice and subtitles
>> [_] Anon 2859163 whoever keeps taking movies and youtube clips and just converting them to flashes is killing this fucking board
>> [_] Anon 2859172 If you liked Up, and haven't seen Inside Out, go see it, you'll love it. Both were directed by Pete Docter, and sucker-punch you in the feels.
>> [_] Anon 2859175 >># >sucker-punch you in the feels. if anything was a review not to see something, this is it

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>> [_] Anon 2857399 watched the whole fucking thing waiting for hood or something nope nothing just fucking feels that i didnt ask for god fucking dammit OP
>> [_] Anon 2857404 Depressing as fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2857405 Reminder that if you get married, you're either dooming your spouse to see you die or dooming them to live a lonely life without you. Yet another reason why relationships aren't' worth it.
>> [_] Anon 2857408 >># is this the excuse you make for being an unwanted basement dwelling waste of space?
>> [_] Anon 2857419 >># are you forgetting the 80% of the time being happy during it?
>> [_] Anon 2857423 >># >># Relationships are worth it you create and craft something beautiful Everyone dies eventually, but that's the beauty of life without death nobody can truly live.
>> [_] Anon 2857425 >># Not the destination, but the journey, and all that.
>> [_] Anon 2857426 >># more like 10% before you have kids
>> [_] Anon 2857428 >># confirmed for never having an gf. it's worth it, brah. shit hurts, shit feels good, but it's life. stop telling yourself all this, for your own sake. go try to get a grill.
>> [_] Anon 2857434 >># you actually call that happy? no, that's satisfied, and satisfaction is dangerous. if you're satisfied with this life, you'll never experience what it actually means to have dopamine running through your brain. REAL EXPERIENCES that aren't laughing at a picture or trolling some dumbass for the fiftieth time. unless you're ugly
>> [_] Some guy who is curious 2857437 I'm still looking for my Ellie, through all the bad or burned out relationships I have had I still hope to find her some day.
>> [_] Anon 2857440 Damn, I think i found all the 4chaners who have a positive outlook on married life... I mean... that's rare as hell on here
>> [_] Anon 2857441 >># I feel bad for you, anon.
>> [_] Anon 2857447 >># Man, I watched this the first time with the movie and felt very little. Now I'm watching it alone and this shit got me teary eyed.
>> [_] :^) 2857450 :^( Sad m8
>> [_] Anon 2857451 Where's the adultery? Where's the divorce rape? 2/10, almost gave me false hope
>> [_] Anon 2857458 >P no, this should be F. for Feels.
>> [_] Anon 2857459 >being able to love someone I want fucking normies to leave. Living is suffering.
>> [_] Anon 2857462 Every time I watch this movie. Every time. ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2857464 >># No one is normal and yes, life is suffering. That is why you find a partner. Then you can help each other, ease the suffering of each other and ultimately become the greatest thing to have ever happened to that person as well as have them to be the greatest thing to ever happen to you.
>> [_] Anon 2857469 all I have to add to this is life is pain, pain lets you know your alive and I'm quite alive my friends
>> [_] Anon 2857478 I like the part where it acts like marriage is conventional for a man in the 21st century.
>> [_] Anon 2857481 Oh dear lord feels Just makes me realize even more how I want to find my partner in crime, and spend our lives together until either he or I passes.
>> [_] Anon 2857486 /f/eels
>> [_] Anon 2857490 >># fuck you OP :(
>> [_] Anon 2857506 LOL this was the funniest shit who laughs now you miserable hag, not so physically superior now eh? KEK
>> [_] Anon 2857515 honestly i love it when they married and you have the hicks all happy and then carls depressing family
>> [_] Anon 2857521 >starting off a movie with that much feel A hell of a way to get you to connect with a lonely old man.
>> [_] Anon 2857541 When you know that you will never get a woman. This shit hit me harder than a train. I will be a shitty reject for the rest of my life i look cute but i have serious heart disease. Can never have a good looking body because of it. I dont want kids because of it so no fucking woman will ever want me. Well i hope evryone else will have good life married to a woman .
>> [_] Anon 2857547 >># You're healthy body is made in the kitchen, moving your body merely sculpts it. Can you go for a walk? Does your heart disease prevent you from exercising? And to be honest, if you are clean and friendly someone CAN love you. They will not automatically love you but it is atleast not impossible. Tons of women do not want children.
>> [_] Anon 2857550 >># *Your
>> [_] Anon 2857558 >># girl?
>> [_] Anon 2857562 >># L O N D O N O N D O N
>> [_] Anon 2857564 There's a game I like to play. It's called the "Up Drinking Game". It's where you drink until the first 5 minutes of Up are funny.
>> [_] Anon 2857580 The movie should have ended at this point. As a short film it would have been perfect, then they ruin it with the fat mongoloid and the unfunny dog and ostrich.
>> [_] Anon 2857589 >># dont worry man. you'll find that person some day. just keep your head up :)
>> [_] Anon 2857594 >># this is actually the only good part of the whole movie. i was very disappointed by this movie and consider it a failure from pixar. also why break the jar of savings with a hammer, spilling all coins on the floor, when you can just pour the coins out of the jar? because it's a jar.
>> [_] Anon 2857599 >># not trying to pour salt into your wounds but if this behemoth of a guy managed to get a wife and seem to live a happy life, so can you https://www.youtube.com/user/boogie2988/ videos it's not easy. i'll be a wizard myself next year.
>> [_] Anon 2857601 >># i dont get it, cant you be married and a druggy?
>> [_] Anon 2857606 Guys did you realize that she got hospitalized and eventually died from overstrain during that trip uphill? Since he arrives at the top before her and because they raced up there at the beginning of the movie he probably initiated a race this time as well. He bought plane tickets and wanted to surprise her with them at the top of their favorite hill but ended up causing a malfunction in her body leading to her eventual death.
>> [_] Anon 2857607 >># How often do you not get drunk?
>> [_] alundra 2857608 best thing in life is death! life is cruel, full of extreme pain, injustice and lost dreams. for me suicide is best solution. i hope i die soon..
>> [_] Anon 2857610 >># Me too.
>> [_] Anon 2857623 >># just watched the life story of this boogie dude and if you want more feels /f/ give it a try: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ1cUup0 ATg and that story is actually real