File: 667934_pizzacattraining.swf-(4.24 MB, 1080x675, Hentai)
[_] Bring out the H Anon 3012979 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3013005 So, how do you open the present? Also rip, only one cum animation.
>> [_] Anon 3013007 >only oral and anal yawn
>> [_] Anon 3013010 Rock candy and Mittsies are faggots, not even including vaginal.
>> [_] Anon 3013011 Jesus fucking christ kill it with fire
>> [_] Anon 3013047 Gross
>> [_] Anon 3013113 >># >can't change the dick color >only one cum animation >no tri-atack lacks of content.

/ > /fap/ > Thread 8238 Age: 31.14d Health: 1% Posters: 10 Posts: 11 Replies: 10 Files: 1+2
>> Anon 26403 [G] Pizzacat Training [Mittsies] Mittsies Flash [IMG] 1445159884.mittsies_pizzacattraining.swf (4.25 MiB) 1080x675, Compressed. 6 frames, 48 fps (00:00). Ver9, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Yes. Bitmaps: Yes. Audio: Yes. Video: [find in archive]
>> Anon 26404 >in mouth >cum! >all of a sudden the dick is in her ass that's just so lazy. also why earn 3 "tokens" (cant even see what the icon is) before being able to press cum? might as well just use a progress bar that is three times longer can't say i like this pizza cat in the first place. isn't it time to use a new character? maybe one that almost never is done for some reason? for example, whats her name, the youngest daughter in bob's burgers. i havent seen any porn flash of her. this pizza cat however ive seen a million flashes of.
>> Anon 26413 >># this was made a while ago mate
>> Anon 26415 >># >2015 Thats no excuse. anon A has a point.
>> Anon 26417 DOSED
>> Anon 26421 Mittsies is a lazy cunt who intentionally gets off from trolling his audience.
>> Anon 26422 >># would you prefer he unintentionally got off from it?
>> Anon 26423 >># ironically being lazy is still being lazy mittsies should know this by now
>> Anon 26426 >># I'd be pretty fucking scared if i unintentionally got off,just doing your own thing,when suddenly,bam,you jizzed,that'd be fucking scary.
>> Anon 26428 a nice flash game
>> Anon 26431 >># >can't say i like this pizza cat in the first place. isn't it time to use a new character? The same autistic children keep paying him actual money to remake this shit over and over. Pizzacat getting assfucked by a horse in this case. Sometimes it's a giant gay Falco and Fox fucking in the middle of a city destroying buildings in the process. Autism has decided the direction we will go in life, we're stuck on this ride whether we like it or not.

File: PizzacatTraining.swf-(4.24 MB, 1080x675, Hentai)
[_] Anon 2871791
>> [_] Anon 2871794 >anal Well that was a waste of bandwidth.
>> [_] Anon 2871824 >># anal in and of itself isn't really bad, it's the fact that there are so many western artists, especially flash artists, who refuse to do anything but anal with some oral/hand/feet on the side. so much potential killed by the decision of making boring, repetitive flashes.
>> [_] Anon 2871827 >># >># you must be new here
>> [_] Anon 2871834 people actually payed for this shit
>> [_] Anon 2871845 >># you know the easiest way to spot a newfag? they try the hardest to call others out to seem like older users. besides, not everyone shares you shit taste or your love for mitsies or rock candy, a faggot so huge he dropped zu triple because he couldn't draw a pussy.
>> [_] Anon 2871850 Present anyone ?
>> [_] Anon 2871857 Everything about this is fucking disgusting.
>> [_] Anon 2871859 >># THIS! Rockcandy and mittsies have potential. If only they could draw vaginas, or if mittsies knew how to draw nipples without making them look like fucking cysts.
>> [_] Anon 2871881 $3,362.68 PER MONTH!!!! 40k A YEAR! To make this. https://www.patreon.com/Mittsies?ty=h
>> [_] Anon 2871883 >># Jesus, I should learn how to draw furry porn so I can quit my job and sit around being a useless fuck all day.
>> [_] Anon 2871885 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ-bp_A6 1MI
>> [_] Anon 2871886 >># she's kind of frumpy looking, too many folds and fat and whatnot. Format is overused and unoriginal. Never been less excited at sight of a horse dick. And last time I checked, futa's are hermaphrodites, not transsexuals. She's got no vag and a set of balls in "futa" mode.
>> [_] Anon 2871891 >># >And last time I checked, futa's are hermaphrodites, not transsexuals. She's got no vag and a set of balls in "futa" mode. Futanari is a crazy broad term. Originally it even applied to traps.
>> [_] Anon 2871900 >># sorry, one of the guys who made the flash is known for it and hates vaginal sweden yes
>> [_] Anon 2871906 >># >Originally it even applied to traps as far as i can recall futas in hentai had pussies AND dicks. traps are traps, and traps are men.
>> [_] Anon 2871919 >># >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSHygqgj VAY&start=154
>> [_] Anon 2871928 >># >># There are no such rules for futanari. Futanari simply means dickgirl. THIS is how you tell a newfag from an oldfag. We learned this kind of stuff when it was semi-new.

File: Pizza Training Program.swf-(4.24 MB, 1080x675, Hentai)
[_] Anon 2868744 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2868759 >people payed for this shit
>> [_] Anon 2868786 how the shit do you open the package?
>> [_] Anon 2868800 >># You don't, faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2868806 Oh my god fucking furries. By the way, I think RockCandy is working with Mittsies on something small (like Makoto horse anal) again. That flash is the only good thing to come out of these weirdos.
>> [_] Anon 2868807 >># what makes you think they're working on that? would be awesome to have another like that one.
>> [_] Anon 2868808 >># He said so on his weekly blog. >To make up for this shit, I'm gonna make a quickie flash collaboration with Mittsies while I'm here. Since Butt Bus is a pretty large scale project, you're not gonna see it soon. I'm going to try to make a few short flashes in between, so that the wait isn't forever.
>> [_] Mittsies !1Fb62TuBfs 2868809 >># Jokes on you, it's more furry shit.
>> [_] Anon 2868810 >># So let me get this straight... You, who shames furry porn, actually follows his blog more closely than I, who openly admits to loving and fapping to furry smut. You need to take a long hard look in the mirror, bruh.
>> [_] Anon 2868816 >># Alot of rockcandies flashes arent furry, just very anal-focused. Mittsie is the furry faggot, RC is just a regular faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2868822 To open the package you need to cum in all three 'extra' positions (anal + oral, feet + anal and feet + oral). Then click on the package until it comes up with "do you really want to open the package?" and hit Y on your keyboard.
>> [_] Anon 2868823 >># half of rc's flashes contain girls getting fucked by horsecocks and bestiality is basically 1 small step away from furry shit, just sayin
>> [_] Anon 2868825 >># nah. I've already decompiled the flash. There's no secrets involving the package, it was just put there to fuck with people
>> [_] Anon 2868826 >># Very funny.
>> [_] Anon 2868827 >># i'd say the inverse. furry is one step away from bestiality. son, if you look more down on animal-humanoids getting fucked instead of actual animal fucking, i got some news for you.
>> [_] Anon 2868829 >># And here you are, playing it for free.
>> [_] Anon 2868834 >># Either way, it is a kink. Many societies before ours had animal gods or spirits, and there were always "stories" *wink wink* about people having sex with their anthropomorphized gods/spirits... The real question is why are so many furries gay? (About 9 in 10 are male, and probably more than 60% of the are gay or the gay-end of bi...) Is it that one severe kink gives them the freedom to acknowledge the less unacceptable sexual preference? I do not know, just something I have wondered about. (Me? I do not care about furry or anything else, but I like straight stuff. Horse cock going into a fox pussy? Fine with me. Even though it touches on the hypocritical, I can watch a guy fucking a girl's ass, but not a guy's ass, or even a trap's ass. If there is not a pussy there somewhere, not for me. That is my kink.)
>> [_] Anon 2868839 >># No, people payed so they could make it. They did not look and the end-product (hah! get it?) and decide to give money then. Instead, they looked at the people making it, and sponsored them. Literal use of patron, here. All RC and the others have do to is make the people giving them money happy. He may not give two squirts of piss about your opinion if you did not pay.
>> [_] Anon 2868847 >># You need more futa furry shit mang.
>> [_] Anon 2868860 Reminder that if you like this, then you are barely a human being
>> [_] Anon 2868866 >># it is mostly because of the fact that animal gods or spirits usually don't have any particular gender, they are neither male or female
>> [_] Anon 2868900 Loli + Kitten = Cute
>> [_] Anon 2868907 >># Doesnt matter what mittsie makes, the animation will always be shit.
>> [_] Anon 2868908 >># >The real question is why are so many furries gay? I'd say, in all honesty, no more than 10~15% of furries are gay/bi with male preference -- and that is a very generous estimate considering the percentage of gays in America is probably between 2 and 5 percent (do a few quick googles if you want actual numbers). Furries are often creepy basement dwellers or suffer from severe social problems: that means members are more likely to lower their standards and get with anyone they can. Furry fandom in general is highly sexualized, which is something that women tend to avoid because a girl who is active in the furry fandom will be stalked and bothered by creepy furfreaks, and that is NOT something they want to deal with. Female furries are far less likely to announce their real gender or be apart of the community unless they are disgusting attention-whore hambeasts. source: 10+ years of experience dealing with furry bullshit
>> [_] Anon 2868926 where the fuck is the pizza?
>> [_] Anon 2868962 This could have been great if it wasn't tainted by RC and their hatred of all things vaginal.
>> [_] Anon 2868980 >># Well here is an underage

/ > /fap/ > Thread 7547 Age: 6.3d Health: 90% Posters: 19 Posts: 23 Replies: 21 Files: 2+2
>> Anon 21970 Pizzacat in Training To open the present you apparently have to click on it the correct number of times, after entering the name of Mittsies' second Flash animation. [IMG] PizzacatTraining.swf (4.25 MiB) 1080x675, Compressed. 6 frames, 48 fps (00:00). Ver9, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Yes. Bitmaps: Yes. Audio: Yes. Video: [find in archive]
>> Anon 21971 Well, let us know when you figure it out, I'm not going to even bother trying to figure that shit out.
>> Anon 21973 Decompile with sothink, figure it out, post here.
>> Anon 21974 Pretty simple really. Just use the tokens at the bottom of the bar to unlock combinations. As far as i can tell there are 3: anal+feet, anal+oral, and feet+oral. Dunno what the present does other than piss people off by telling them flat out theres no vaginal.
>> Anon 21976 On second thought sothink is not required: http://swfchan.com/35/172871/info.shtml? PizzacatTraining.swf
>> Anon 21980 >># I don't know enough about swfs to be able to tell exactly what I'm looking at. Does the present have any use outside of the text?
>> Anon 21982 Heh, the floating text is pretty cool. Says Rock Candy and Mittsies are faggots for not liking vaginal.
>> Anon 21985 >mittsies yup, it's shit. >># That's not even a secret by now.
>> Anon 21994 >># good maybe this way those faggots won't have kids in future if they are disgusted with vaginal sex... unless humanity goes retard mode and somehow make people get child from anal sex by some odd surgery...
>> Anon 21999 >># >unless humanity enable chicks to get pregnant from anal sex via surgery lol, i find great amusement just in the fact that you thought of that possibility
>> Anon 22004 >># It's only Rock Candy who doesn't do vaginal, and it's not because he's "disgusted" by it. His first few flashes were anal and people bitched about it (like you). Now he does it to rustle everyone's jimmies (like you).
>> Anon 22005 >># I don't think he does it to rustle anyones jimmies. It's become his "thing", what sets him apart from everybody else. To get a "unique" stamp on the Internet today is rare so it would be unwise not to use this. It's not like he doesn't actually like vaginal, people tend to forget about the Triple Zu flash. It was probably around that time he realized what a big thing the anal angle had become for him, which is why he dropped the Triple Zu project.
>> Anon 22006 >># >To get a "unique" stamp on the Internet today is rare no, they're overabundant. the internet is full of dumb gimmicks and special snowflakes and not enough people who just do what they're good at as well as they can. which ultimately is what actually gets you recognition. examples are Zone in porn flash, Gunnerkrigg in webcomics, Cracked in articles... they just do stuff without placing pointless limits on themselves.
>> Anon 22007 >># >Enough special snowflakes True, but enough to remember? To post here about? To bitch about? To give lots of mohneys? Rock Candy is successful doing what he does, so why change a working formula? To please some /f/aggots on an internet board?
>> Anon 22013 I don't even know why I give Rock Candy the Time of Daylight, anymore.
>> Anon 22015 >># Rock Candy puts a hell of a lot more effort into making his flashes good than Mittsies does. Why does he still give HIM the time of day?
>> Anon 22016 >># >># Rock Candy has had some good flashes, like that Suika one. He even dropped his no vaginal bullshit a couple times, like the robot one. Mittsies has mountains and mountains of literal dogshit the furry community eats up because they have 0 quality standards.
>> Anon 22030 >># >># I'm not saying Rock Candy hasn't impressed me in the past, but I guess I'm just not feeling his work, anymore. MITTSIES, on the other hand, is a complete dick, and I don't like him.
>> Horsie 22061 >># I find so awesomely ironic that you say that when you're fapping to drawings... I hope you drawing-fapping faggots get extinct. Except if the humanity goes retard and somehow make a child from fapping to drawings.
>> Anon 22071 >># > is posting on swfchan > is using a furry name > bitching about drawn porn Woah, double irony all the way across the sky. What does it mean?
>> Anon 22073 (pretend this image is attached to the previous post) [IMG]unicorn.jpg
>> Anon 22155 but can you open the present tho? thats all i wanna know
>> Anon 22173 >># no

File: Pizza Training Program.swf-(4.24 MB, 1080x675, Hentai)
[_] Anon 2863978 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2863985 >># Jesus fucking christ that is horrifying kill it with fire please
>> [_] Anon 2863988 This animation was made possible by Patreon. Thanks Patreon, you furry-enabling piece of shit.
>> [_] Anon 2863990 How do I open the damn present?!
>> [_] Anon 2863993 can patreon go die now
>> [_] Anon 2863994 fuck i came hard to the feet+anal one
>> [_] Anon 2863995 can't believe this got patreoned
>> [_] Anon 2864020 >># You have to click on it the correct number of times, after entering the name of Mittsies' second Flash animation.
>> [_] Anon 2864024 oh look it's a flash by that one guy with a phobia of vaginas
>> [_] Anon 2864028 >># Not a phobia of vaginas. You will notice that almost all of his flashes have vaginas. He just does not like vaginal-intercourse. (I looked, but did not find an official name. Lots of pictures of dentata, though...)
>> [_] Anon 2864031 >># >Mittsies' second Flash animation. which is?
>> [_] Anon 2864036 >># How many times do we have to click what's the name of his second flash animation
>> [_] Anon 2864040 >># >># Oh my fucking god, they are TROLLING YOU!
>> [_] Anon 2864041 >># >They and are you sure about that? He put shit stuff like that in his other flashes too ya know
>> [_] Anon 2864056 >># >64024▶>># >oh look it's a flash by that one guy with No thats Rock Candy. Mittsies has had vaginal before, but not when he is collaborating with Rock Candy.
>> [_] Anon 2864071 This is the worst flash they ever worked on. >People paid for this Now it is just funny.
>> [_] Anon 2864072 >># Yeah, this is just terrible. That horsefucker city building flash is leagues ahead of this, and that was barely even porn.
>> [_] Anon 2864074 >># I was looking at the flash on e621 see anyone knew what to do with the gift. Apparently everyone is defending Mittsies for making a quick flash. Isn't shocking since Rockcandy and Mittsies think they're the best animators now. I"m not joking they literally go around commenting on other people work and complain about the quality or audio. >Go ahead and make this awful PAID crap The irony
>> [_] Anon 2864075 >># >getting paid 3,300 a month and this is what he produced after months of work. Faggot. People do better stuff for free and you still can't produce quality shit, WITH a collaboration?
>> [_] Anon 2864076 >># Oh come the fuck on, you just reskinned that fucking squirrel animation and added a couple features. Weak work.
>> [_] Anon 2864077 >># >># 3,371 FUCKING DOLLARS PER MONTH THREE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED SEVENTY ONE DOLLARS PER MONTH LET THAT SINK IN. NOW TELL ME WHY HAVEN'T YOU BEGAN ARTISTRY, ANIMATION, AND GAMES TO CATER TO THESE AUTISTS? YOU COULD BE MAKING THREE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED SEVENTY ONE DOLLARS PER FUCKING MONTH FOR RELEASING EITHER NOTHING OR MEDIOCRITY.
>> [_] Anon 2864083 Still better than MnF games.
>> [_] Anon 2864085 Where is my pizza trainer?
>> [_] Anon 2864086 dick was in her mouth but when clicking cum a big nigger dick teleports into her ass and cums, wtf
>> [_] Anon 2864087 >># Not really. There's at least a tiny possibility of being able to jack off to a meet and fuck flash. This, not even if this were the last erotic media in the universe. I would rather masturbate with a fucking rock shoved down my cock than look at this shit for longer than a minute. I want to purge it with the Emperor's holy promethium fire, yet I have no flammenwerfer.
>> [_] Anon 2864089 >># Those are still being made?
>> [_] Anon 2864090 >Breeding season 5 years ago, looked like shit, animations were horrible, was all around a terrible game >was a free project wow this is pretty good, can't wait to see more! >Breeding season today, vastly improved in every category, incredible artwork, decent animations, game still sucks but it's significantly better >they're receiving money to work on it FUCKING GARBAGE
>> [_] Anon 2864092 >># I'd rather fap to this than what you've described. You are one sick fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2864095 >># Maybe I have standards. Maybe I have some very well polished and incredibly small rocks. Who knows?
>> [_] Anon 2864097 >># You do know that werfers don't actually flammen though right?
>> [_] Anon 2864098 >># Yes, they werf flammen.
>> [_] Anon 2864099 >># >>Breeding season today, vastly improved in every category, incredible artwork, decent animations, game still sucks but it's significantly better anon, pls
>> [_] Anon 2864100 >this entire thread this is like someone gave you a free plate of food, you took one bite, it wasn't absolutely perfect so you slapped it off the table and demanded the chef be executed stay classy, /f/
>> [_] Anon 2864101 >># Refrain from responding to Mittsies. As his flash said, he's a faggot. A money-grubbing one at that.
>> [_] Anon 2864103 >># you should a youtube channel where you rage at stuff you don't like. you could be rich, trust me i know potential when i see it.
>> [_] Anon 2864108 >># :^)
>> [_] Anon 2864113 >># >replying to mittisies at all I thought everyone knew that. The dude literally gets mad on every comment on e621 and /f/ anyway. see>>#
>> [_] Anon 2864114 >># I never asked for this food. who do you think you are you condescending little shit
>> [_] Anon 2864117 >mittsies comes to /f/ to get pats on the head >receives criticism >responds negatively >gets blown the fuck out by everyone And as it should be. Go back to e621, I'm sure they'll stroke your massive throbbing ego there.
>> [_] Anon 2864118 >click on present a bunch >eventually says "dosed" thanks doc.
>> [_] Anon 2864119 Makes me want to finish my old flash anim I started on in high school...maybe I could have another 3.3k a month? Yespls.
>> [_] Anon 2864120 >37 replies >21 posters
>> [_] Anon 2864123 Getting 3k a month for making shitty flash games basically means you've won the game of life.
>> [_] Anon 2864124 >># If it has any of the following, you will receive thousands of dollars per month: 1. Furries 2. Disgusting fucking abominations from the deep reaches of shit 3. Specific fetishes that appeal to weirdly rich fucks 4. New funny memes 5. Moving penises It's guaranteed to work.
>> [_] Anon 2864129 >># don't forget >pandering to popular new fandoms >stealing stuff from other successful people to slightly modify and post it as your own. >old funny memes
>> [_] Anon 2864130 does she even have fur? she looks like a robot or something.
>> [_] Anon 2864131 >># >1. Furries Yes, obviously. Notice how most artfags we've ever had eventually become furfags. >2. Disgusting fucking abominations from the deep reaches of shit Mind elaborating? >3. Specific fetishes that appeal to weirdly rich fucks Jews have some fixation with scat while other richfags love guro/torture/bdsm. 4. New funny memes Of course. Keep clicking that present in the flash and get ready for a le funny mene >5. Moving penises Bonus points if they're animal penises. Horsecocks are in right now.
>> [_] Anon 2864133 >># >Disgusting fucking abominations from the deep reaches of shit >Mind elaborating? Ponies.
>> [_] Anon 2864134 >># >Horsecocks are in right now They've been 'in' for years, it just depends where you look.
>> [_] Anon 2864135 >># I typically like Mittsies work... but this is obviously his worst piece of work.
>> [_] Anon 2864136 >># Or whatever that fucking thing from this flash is. Jesus H. Christ, I would donate a hundred dollars to see it set on fire. If I had a hundred dollars to spare on this shit.
>> [_] Anon 2864137 >># Calm down there, you're full-on mad.
>> [_] Anon 2864139 >># why do I feel like you've posted in this thread 15+ times, pretending to be someone else each time
>> [_] Anon 2864142 >># why do I feel like you've posted in this thread 15+ times, pretending to be someone else each time
>> [_] Anon 2864147 bad
>> [_] Anon 2864149 >54 / 0 / 26 / 1 /f/ pls
>> [_] Anon 2864151 >># >thinking they even come close to jasonafex, let alone zonk punch Shame they don't do other stuff.
>> [_] Anon 2864159 >># Jasonafex is awful too. He isn't animating anything other then messing with the picture. He actually put up the full tutorial on what he does. Jasonafex is just really good at what he does >zonk punch The only legit furry animator

File: PizzacatTraining.swf-(4.24 MB, 1080x675, Hentai)
[_] fresh new butts Mittsies !1Fb62TuBfs 2862534 I had to select 4 pictures of soup to post this fucking thing, it was barely worth it holy fuck why
>> [_] Anon 2862541 How do unlock present
>> [_] Anon 2862542 how do i opened package
>> [_] Anon 2862552 mom walked in on me watching this, fuck my fucking life dude, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>> [_] Anon 2862553 Okay I unlocked Feet+Anal, Anal+Oral, and Oral+Feet, but the present still won't open.
>> [_] Anon 2862560 >># DOSED
>> [_] Anon 2862562 WHAT'S IN THE BOX
>> [_] Anon 2862570 >># God damn it Mittsies I want my soup posted for this comment back.
>> [_] Anon 2862578 >># DOSED Also Mittsies and Rock Candy are faggots.
>> [_] Anon 2862579 >># >Mittsies and Rock Candy are faggots it's true
>> [_] Anon 2862588 Is it even possible to unlock the package?
>> [_] Anon 2862591 >># probably just a red herring
>> [_] Anon 2862600 >># I dunno I looks like its shaped like a dick to me
>> [_] Anon 2862605 >># That's what they want you to think
>> [_] Anon 2862617 >># Can confirm. RC is also autistic no? By his own admission, no less
>> [_] Anon 2862639 >># Asspergers