File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, 720x600, Game)
[_] TIME FOR GAMES Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)10:31:17 No.3144563
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)12:10:45 No.3144599
i was almost through that tedious fucking briefing and i accidentally clicked out of the flash.
fuck this
>> [_] ▄ ▌ !D0CT0R5JCg 09/07/16(Wed)12:13:11 No.3144600
Nope, fucking nope, not doing it, nope.
I got through that fucking tutorial once. Never again.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)12:15:25 No.3144601
bad game design is bad, and I haven't even gotten to the game yet.
bored out of my mind by the tutorial briefing.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)12:23:47 No.3144606
>>3144601
you're so fucking cute you don't even know about it
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)13:36:47 No.3144660
I forgot how fucking precise that jump is at the start of the third level
Protip: don't buy the upgraded secondary weapon
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)13:38:19 No.3144661
>>3144660
This, you will need that cash. Don't let the game jew you.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)13:47:04 No.3144667
>>3144660
>>3144661
>he can't buy the upgraded weapon and the armor bonuses.
i hoped /f/ was less casual than this.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)13:59:03 No.3144670
Can't be arsed to finish the tutorial.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)14:02:30 No.3144672
>>3144670
you NEED that knowledge anon
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)14:47:35 No.3144686
>>3144660
>don't buy the upgraded secondary weapon
Strange, I find the upgrade makes it more effective then the primary. Yeah it's half the DAM, but
the speed makes it so you can just spam in bursts.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)15:02:16 No.3144695
any tips for act 2 midboss ? his stupid splitting missle keeps nailing me
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)15:28:33 No.3144700
>>3144695
If you get the ichor sac from the spider king, you can not only instakill the act 2 midboss, but
you also can skip the musical cutscene immediately afterwards.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)16:01:10 No.3144714
>the song puzzle
How am I fucking supposed to remember the song in the turorial when I'm 5 hours into the game? Is
there a way for me to hear it again or am I fucked?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)16:03:57 No.3144717
>>3144714
just open it in a new tab
that's what I did
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)16:23:25 No.3144731
>that escort mission
How the fuck is Sam supposed to help me save Earth if he blows up after a single hit?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)17:05:49 No.3144756
fuck the tutorial
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)17:09:26 No.3144759
Its obviously not a game, the tutorial is way too forced
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)17:17:06 No.3144763
>>3144759
what
>> [_] noko 09/07/16(Wed)17:35:03 No.3144772
>>3144563
There is no game here. it kills you after the tutorial every time.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)17:42:23 No.3144777
>>3144772
>being this bad
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)17:57:36 No.3144781
>>3144772
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, I'm on level 5.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)18:03:01 No.3144784
>>3144772
git gud
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)18:21:23 No.3144787
>>3144700
>skip the musical cutscene
casuals
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)19:43:47 No.3144811
is this even a game? I have like 5 minutes on the tutorial
or is a nice bait?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)19:48:41 No.3144815
>>3144811
It's not actually a game; that's the joke.
The tutorial says the world is going to be destroyed in some time, and the tutorial takes that
amount of time, and then you die.
Then people on flash will pretend that it's actually a game to get people to watch the whole
thing. You die the second you start the actual "game".
>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)19:54:52 No.3144818
>>3144563
I know one thing for sure, I'm never playing this retarded shit again just because of the
ridiculous intro.
