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[_] Anonymous 08/10/16(Wed)22:35:28 No.3130591
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/16(Wed)22:38:39 No.3130595
>you will never be a outgoing mexican manchild
I don't even know why I'm watching this shit since I hate pops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPDgFuXXcxQ
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/16(Wed)22:42:10 No.3130601
What beardman said irked me. Then I remembered he don't have his own youtube channel and he will
never get a decent show on Fox News.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/16(Wed)22:50:41 No.3130607
He's right though.
You can't be a real man and not build tables regularly.
I build between 1 and 2 a week and even then sometimes my balls feel small.
But anyway go ahead and ignore his wisdom. Go back to shooting pixelated nerd people with your
pixelated nerd guns on a small lighted screen in your basement instead of actually being men and
doing something with your lives, like building tables.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/16(Wed)22:58:08 No.3130611
Go away evil dogger.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/16(Wed)23:06:28 No.3130620
>>3130607
He just looks jealous that a massive faggot like Milo has more internet fames than he ever will.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/16(Wed)23:06:35 No.3130621
I can never tell if he's kidding, and if so, to what degree. I mean, he kind of has a point that
people are taking video games waaay too seriously. On the other hand, just because video games
and Batman WERE for kids in the 70's and 80's, that doesn't mean that they are necessarily only
for kids now. And this thing about reading fiction is a vice, but TV apparently isn't? I think
I'm getting trolled. Or, maybe he just wants you to think? I can't fucking tell with this guy.
Maybe I really am autistic.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/16(Wed)23:07:51 No.3130625
>>3130621
Hey, just thought of something... if I really am some kind of autist, then, even in the logic of
this video, I'm "special," and am free to be a man-child. Thanks, Gavin McInnis, for making me
doubt myself so much that I've become more secure with who I am!
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/16(Wed)23:09:56 No.3130628
>>3130621
He's serious
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/16(Wed)23:10:55 No.3130629
STOP POSTING THIS GOD DAMN FLASH
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/16(Wed)23:11:43 No.3130632
>>3130628
OK, I'm not necessarily doubting you, but how can I know that? Like, I know that he's a founder
of Vice, and I've heard about some of the stunts he's pulled. Has he regularly spouted off like
this? Is he a fake hardass like this all the time?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/16(Wed)23:16:34 No.3130634
>>3130632
Every time I hear him talk my 'try hard' senses tongle.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/16(Wed)23:21:23 No.3130639
If you've never built a table then you're not allowed to comment in this thread or criticize
Gavin.
:/
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/16(Wed)23:58:50 No.3130673
>>3130591
"i don't care if it as sexism" , "is mean to be for kids only"
i was hearing that , and thinking about that mission in GTA 5 with the paparazzi dude who tells
you to go and film a pop star that was actually fucking with some guy on top of a table.
come on 12 yr old kids go to porn sites and masturbates all the times , but i still feel this
kinda wrong (for vidya companys at least)
>> [_] Anonymous 08/10/16(Wed)23:58:51 No.3130674
Wish I could build pixalated nerd tables in my pixalated nerd games
>> [_] Anonymous 08/11/16(Thu)00:03:05 No.3130680
I don't see where he is getting at, dis is sum bait.
However, I do feel that video games are being taken out of context for the purpose they were
INITIALLY intended for. Entertainment.
Secondly, if you're not doing anything besides leeching off people and jerking around, then yes,
you do need to essentially put your big_boy pants on and lrn2bwageslave so you can really cherish
those off days you are bestowed upon by the mercy of your employer.
Being considered a responsible adult seems to only happen if you're angry and envious of those
who are essentially not a big_boy.
When in actuality you can make mad paper and do fuck all you want because it's your life, and not
give a damn what anyone else is doing with their life. I call this the level of Enlightenment.
Try to obtain enlightenment and set your mind free.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/11/16(Thu)00:20:17 No.3130695
>>3130607
Building tables is for little faggots. Look at the fucker, he doesn't know shit about being a
real man what with his hipster glasses and gelled hair. You spend that much time on your faggot
looks, you are just preparing to munch ass in a poz orgy.
What he should be doing, is chopping wood at the cabin with a frosty beer on nearby truck.
Instead he leaves that to others and just BUYS his table shit like the little queer he is.
He should stop choking on so much dick and fellate a shotgun instead. Now if you'll excuse me,
I'll go fuck my wife. Bitch finally finished making a meal and thinks she now could do whatever
the fuck she wants, uppity cunt.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/11/16(Thu)00:23:44 No.3130696
Dude looks like he sucks off lumberjacks and trackers at rest stops.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/11/16(Thu)00:40:49 No.3130711
>>3130674
Wanna play some Terraria or This War of Mine?
>> [_] Creator of Homos of The Past 08/11/16(Thu)01:09:18 No.3130747
>>3130591
>GuaranteedReplies.swf
>> [_] Anonymous 08/11/16(Thu)01:13:06 No.3130750
I wonder if this guy actually believes what he's saying
>> [_] = 08/11/16(Thu)01:20:43 No.3130759
>>3130639
I repaired a table yesterday, does that count
>> [_] Anonymous 08/11/16(Thu)01:23:49 No.3130763
>>3130750
He does. Gavin is an aging hipster who has realized that even though he spent years at Vice that
literally no one gave a single shit when he left. He has realized that he left no real mark on
the world and struggles to find validation in his life. Now he tries to play devil's advocate on
an internet talk show even though he knows the only ones who watch it are the man children that
he himself claims to detest.
>> [_] Anonymous 08/11/16(Thu)01:27:57 No.3130768
>>3130759
somewhat, though not nearly as much as actually building one
>> [_] Anonymous 08/11/16(Thu)01:28:05 No.3130769
Reposting what I wrote last time, I'll look for some more.
>be me, pretty good at professional fighting video games, I at least make enough money in bets to
pay rent
>30 and still live in a basement though, can't afford anything else.
>see this guy's video
>realize that I'm not a man and that's unacceptable
>immediately sell all of my consoles and games
>I have enough to buy all of my tools and materials
>turn the basement into a table workshop
>start developing my manhood
>fast forward 3 days
>the whole basement is filled with tables
>walls covered in intricate woodwork from the tables I've used to line the room
>the workshop floor ranges from 2 - 4 feet taller than it originally was
>the tables are packed in the room
>month later
>rent is due
>try selling my tables
>most won't fit through the door
>my parents won't let me cart the 100 or so tables that do fit through their house
>try getting people to come to my "Table Cave"
>nobody who was serious about buying shows up
>parents kick me out, even though I'm so manly
>3 months later I'm at a homeless shelter
>I can only build tables
>think about suicide
>eventually I'm crushed by a table when I tried creating a balancing act of 6 tables
>I'm a ghost
>haunt Gavin for ruining my life
>break his fridge and scratch up his tables each night
>doesn't matter because he's such a man that he fixes the fridge and builds new tables instantly
>mfw I'm in hell
>> [_] Anonymous 08/11/16(Thu)01:35:56 No.3130771
Wait.
Are people taking this...seriously?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/11/16(Thu)01:36:06 No.3130772
Last two I could find.
>How many tables did you build today, /f/? I woke up at dawn and built one before breakfast, then
I fixed my refrigerator a couple times and knocked out three more by noon. My current long-term
goal is to be able to build a table in under half an hour. I expect it will be almost a lifetime
before my dream, the elusive 5-minute-table, will be within my grasp.
>2016
>realise that i have been wasting my life and should have been building tables in my leisure
time, not having fun on a game
>contemplate committing suicide but realise that i could be building a table instead
>build so many tables that there is no more room in the house
>family comes home and is distraught "Daddy why are there so many tables in the house?" my
daughter cried
>ignore her and continue building tables like my overlord commanded
>build so many tables that it envelopes the country, killing everyone
>i am the table king
>> [_] Anonymous 08/11/16(Thu)01:40:54 No.3130776
>>3130769
god damnit, I didn't want to laugh at this
>> [_] Anonymous 08/11/16(Thu)01:47:33 No.3130781
>>3130776
Any critiques?
How was the pacing?
What made you laugh the most?
Anything that fell flat or should be removed?
>> [_] Anonymous 08/11/16(Thu)03:56:35 No.3130808
>>3130607
HHhahaha! What?!
>> [_] Anonymous 08/11/16(Thu)05:27:10 No.3130830
This is not an intelligent man.
