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[_] Welcome, Normies! (VITAL INFORMATION INCLUDED) Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)12:07:52 No.

  In celebration of Hillary Clinton and CNN's upcoming piece on /pol/, I would like to open a
  whole-hearted welcome to any stragglers who accidentally wander onto quaint boards such as ours.

  While I would first like to redirect you to >>>/pol/ (where you belong, no real action will be
  happening on /f/), I feel it would be inappropriate to send you on your way without any
  information on your destination. This flash, should your device in question be compatible, will
  provide all the info you need to safely and securely browse /pol/.

  Thank you for coming, please make your way over to the exit, and have a nice day.

Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)12:19:15 No.

  >>3138102
  The fun part is that nobody gives a fuck about /po/ except its users.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)12:49:57 No.

  >>3138107
  I care about /pol/

  -/lgbt/

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)12:56:42 No.

  >>3138107
  It's the 3rd fastest board and is the topic of 1/3rd of the threads on /qa/.

  It is THE board people give a fuck about.

  Unless you meant /po/, then yeah, no one gives a fuck about it except its users.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)13:04:22 No.

  >>3138102
  Looks like some crazy shit's been going on lately. Boy am I glad all the boards I used to use and
  care about have already been raped into the ground harder than a bedrock drilling machine.

  >>3138107
  /pol/ anon, not /po/

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)14:11:24 No.

  >>3138114
  >doesn't go to /po/ to fight for the White race

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)14:30:27 No.

  NOTHING IS HAPPENING....... YET

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)15:55:53 No.

  I used to /pol/ everyday

  but now I can just go get news from regular sources without the shillaring or putindrones.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)16:43:29 No.

  >>3138102
  fuck off with this autistic shit

  for those who don't know, the song for this is about my little pony, by a fag called Eurobeat
  Brony

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)16:45:20 No.

  I CAN'T SIT IDLY
  NO
  I CAN'T SIT AT ALL

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)17:05:26 No.

  My sense of time is complete shit, this was about a year ago now wasn't it?

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)17:05:52 No.

  >>3138160
  >for those who don't know,
  Everyone already fucking knows.

  >the song for this is about my little pony
  The song is, at most, a double entendre on the names of one of the characters. Nothing in the
  lyrics themselves are indicative, only the background information.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)17:07:19 No.

  >>3138166
  wrong you fucking newfag, it's full blown MLP, stop trying to convince people your horsefucking
  faggot shit is okay

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)17:10:43 No.

  >>3138167
  I am looking at the lyrics right now.

  Aside from the background information of the song, there are no references to the show itself
  besides a double entendre with one of the character's names.
  There is nothing in the flash itself that is horsefucker related, either.

  You're grasping at straws to say anything is full blown about anything unless you're announcing
  how much of a full blown faggot you are.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)17:11:28 No.

  >>3138169
  >show is made by someone named EUROBEAT BRONY
  >g-g-guys it's not MLP please stop hating it, it's not degenerate horsefucking faggotry!

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)17:12:10 No.

  >>3138170
  That's called background information.

  Again; you're repeating everything I've said it.

  Please tell me something that actually invalidates what I stated.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)17:14:07 No.

  >>3138171
  i already did, it's made by someone named eurobeat brony, which invalidates everything you said.
  responding to me or my posts ever again is an acknowledgment of loss of the argument and your
  increasing state of anus anger.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)17:14:34 No.

  >>3138165
  There are literally timestamps scattered all over the flash.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)17:15:35 No.

  >>3138174
  wat

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)17:15:36 No.

  >>3138175
  Why so there are.
  Thanks

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)17:24:31 No.

  >>3138174
  >This nigger is baiting hard

  >>3138171
  >This nigger is chomping on that bait

  Points to self
  >This nigger is laughing his ass off.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)17:25:44 No.

  >>3138179
  He's not baiting, anon.

  He's just a full on autist that's pretending to bait.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)17:27:52 No.

  >>3138180
  >being this new

  lmao i'm samefagging you stupid fuck, you dont even have the plugin that shows postid's to
  differentiate between anons, you've just sealed the deal that you are a newfag that hasn't even
  been here for a whole year.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)17:29:37 No.

  >>3138181
  Whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayaboutme,youlittlebitch?I’llhaveyouknowIgraduatedtopof
  myclassintheNavySeals,andI’vebeeninvolvedinnumeroussecretraidsonAl-Quaeda,andIhaveov
  er300confirmedkills.IamtrainedingorillawarfareandI’mthetopsniperintheentireUSarmedfo
  rces.Youarenothingtomebutjustanothertarget.Iwillwipeyouthefuckoutwithprecisionthelik
  esofwhichhasneverbeenseenbeforeonthisEarth,markmyfuckingwords.Youthinkyoucangetawayw
  ithsayingthatshittomeovertheInternet?Thinkagain,fucker.AswespeakIamcontactingmysecre
  tnetworkofspiesacrosstheUSAandyourIPisbeingtracedrightnowsoyoubetterprepareforthesto
  rm,maggot.Thestormthatwipesoutthepatheticlittlethingyoucallyourlife.You’refuckingdea
  d,kid.Icanbeanywhere,anytime,andIcankillyouinoversevenhundredways,andthat’sjustwithm
  ybarehands.NotonlyamIextensivelytrained
  in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and
  I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you
  little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment
  was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you
  couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all
  over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)17:30:28 No.

  >>3138182
  Ifyouwannatalklikethattomewhydon'tyoucomehereandsayittomefacesoicanansweryourinsults
  withaswiftfisttothenose.yeayouhavealottosayfromhundredsofmilesawaybutibetifmyfistswe
  reinreachofyourfaceyouwouldbelikeatvonmutewithnovolumebuttonSodoyourselfafavorandkee
  pyourmouthshutunlessyouwanttodie.NexttimeyouthinkaboutsayingsomethinglikethattomeIwa
  ntyoutorememberonething.IknowtheguythatcreatedgooglemapsandIcanlocateyouinthetimeitt
  ookmetotypethis.Don'twantanymoreproblems....didn'tthinksofaggots.Youhaveanyideawhatg
  orillawarfareis?Ido,IwasintheUSMarineCoreandIperfectedit.I'mfullycapableofusingitony
  oumotherfuckers.DoyouknowthedanderyourinifIfindyou?Iam100$serious.Bunchofgoddamnnewf
  afloserhereandIwillnothaveit.AtleastI'vehadsex,hadgirlfriends,andgottenlaid,andblowj
  obbedunlikeyouvirginpiecesof
  unpatriotic SHIT.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)17:33:04 No.

  >>3138183
  Shou walked around the outside of the Palanquin Ship.
  "Why haven't I touched her yet?" she thought to himself. "I bet she feels nice."
  Just then he saw the object of his thoughts, the thing known as Byakumayo sleeping in the
  sunshine under a tree. She wasn't wearing the bottom part of herclothes, whatever it is. Then he
  saw it billowing on a clothes line, drying in the sunlight.
  "She must have wet herself again" she thought. For some reason, this made her feel a little
  aroused. "Now's my chance."
  Shou walked up to where it was laying and reached her hand downwards. She made pleasing sounds in
  her sleep. Her hand came into contact with her round body.
  "At last" she thought. Byakumayo felt soft and warm to the touch, like a warm bag of oatmeal.
  Shou then proceeded to pick her up. She squeezed her quite gently.
  She stirred slightly. "Namusan――" she murmured in her half awake state.
  The pleasure from finally touching Byaku made Shou feel like the happiest tiger in the world, she
  then put her back down gently and walked on home with a bright smile on her face.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)17:42:30 No.

  wtf is a /pol/? Is that supposed to be 4chan's janitor closet or something? because all I smell
  is floor cleaner and shame.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)17:52:48 No.

  The world has truly gone to hell, that not even 4chan is safe from politics and real life. You've
  turned this place into reddit, anons. I hope you're goddamn proud of yourselves.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)17:52:52 No.

  >>3138102
  lol.

  The Joot always gets me.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)18:31:51 No.

  >>3138167
  >>3138160
  >>3138170
  >>3138174

  fuck off autist

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)19:43:11 No.

  >>3138113
  In case /b/ wasn't an indicator, speed of a board is inversely proportional to quality.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)20:04:18 No.

  >>3138181
  what plugin is that?

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)20:05:57 No.

  >>3138102
  >/pol/ isn't full of normies.
  Yes, right wing is just soooo non mainstream.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)21:02:34 No.

  >>3138231
  Right wing will never name the jew.

  There is nothing mainstream about /pol/.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)21:03:00 No.

  >>3138160
  Too bad its an objectively catchy song so it doesn't even matter if you hate the show.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)21:10:05 No.

  I object to "normie", but other than that it's a decent idea.
  Fucking slacktivists.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/25/16(Thu)21:54:34 No.

  /pol/ and [R9K] are the go to boards