File: Agent 47 explains why Apple put a hit on Jack.swf-(9.85 MB, 1280x720, Other)
[_] Anonymous 10/03/16(Mon)23:32:57 No.3158254
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 10/03/16(Mon)23:50:15 No.3158262
Fuck Apple
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)00:13:41 No.3158272
>>3158254
I watched this for 10 seconds then assumed it would be really unfunny then closed it.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)00:20:36 No.3158278
>>3158254
Wow, that was actually pretty interesting.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)01:06:42 No.3158296
GENIUS!
I'll take this man's word and spread it over the word of god
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)01:28:02 No.3158306
AND NOW I KNOW. AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)01:29:08 No.3158308
FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAH- POOOOOOOOOOOLE
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)01:51:47 No.3158318
>owning Apple products.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)03:20:11 No.3158355
>Agent 47
kek
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)03:24:18 No.3158356
This I already figure. Leave it to a gay man to fuck more people in the ass. Apple bitches.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)03:49:00 No.3158359
I don't understand how this is not obvious for anyone with a brain.
Plus, in EU you can't have proprietary 1st party jacks for recharging on phones or some bull, but
with this Apple managed to fuck off and undermine that too.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)04:04:02 No.3158362
$500 per product is less than USB licensing fees.
what a load of hyped shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)04:33:49 No.3158368
why is he so bald
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)05:08:53 No.3158379
>>3158254
I'm glad.
I never bought an iphone and never planned on it. I'm not as stupid as most of their customer
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)05:26:23 No.3158385
>>3158362
orly?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)05:48:20 No.3158389
>>3158368
Cause he's the "D" we're looking for
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)07:36:30 No.3158401
Why would they keep developing advanced technologies when they can think backwards and obstruct
today's technologies to get even more money? But that's okay because we need more variety, right?
I mean who wants to use 3.5mm jack when you can distinguish yourself with this?
Don't be a sheep
Be different
Be better than others
Buy Apple products
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)07:40:21 No.3158403
Who the fuck buys all these fancy fag phones anyway.
I still have the same cellphone I had back in the late 90's.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)08:08:31 No.3158407
>>3158362
remember... he only talks about CERTIFICATION FEE...not the manufactturing cost per cable made
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)08:36:49 No.3158413
>>3158401
>Why would they keep developing advanced technologies when they can think backwards and obstruct
today's technologies to get even more money?
That's what they do now, Anon. That's what they're serving.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)09:52:17 No.3158420
>>3158368
So he doesn't leave behind any hair during one of his jobs.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)09:54:25 No.3158423
>>3158420
I haven't played any hitman games but does he actually shave his all body?
I mean is it mentioned somewhere or hinted?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)10:59:09 No.3158438
>>3158403
I like browsing the internet on the go. It's also nice to have a notepad on hand, as well as a
flashlight, and a calendar, and email access, and every once in a while having a camera is handy.
I mean, I don't use Apple products, I have an Android. But they're all about the same,
functionality wise. (Except if you like music now, I guess)
