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[_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)15:58:00 No.

  Goodbye /f/ - I always hated you

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>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)16:08:21 No.

  don't do it anon
  it is not yet your time

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)16:14:37 No.

  it'll get better man don't be a pussy and quit now be strong anon, you got this

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)16:19:13 No.

  >>3141487
  Not very convincing. I've got an ass full of debt, I'm going to get evicted. I'm fat as fuck. I'm
  a 28 year old virgin. Get on my level of suffering man.

  But hey you got about 3 3/4 hours left to come up with a more convincing argument why i shouldn't
  proceed. But it would be a shame because I already got everything prepared.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)16:20:29 No.

  >>3141489
  anime titties?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)16:22:08 No.

  >>3141490
  good joge

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)16:28:27 No.

  >>3141492
  hey its what keeps me around

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)16:34:09 No.

  You cut off the best part of the song like you cut your wrists

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)16:34:37 No.

  >>3141489
  Love can be found at any age.
  Though really you gotta learn to love & value yourself first.
  Weight can be lost. People can change.

  I mean its your life.
  I wish you well.
  I hope you find a stable path where you can once more relax and grow outwards.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)16:38:00 No.

  Wowww

  A 28 year old virgin. How original. I'm sure that nobody else in the world is like you, you
  special flower.

  Fuck you OP. /f/ is incredibly nice to you, all things considered. At least contribute better
  flash. I'm surprised nobody's already told you to kill yourself. Well, since you're already on
  your way and don't need orders, (and I like being a stubborn cunt) let me convince you not to go
  through with this.:

  Once you're dead it won't matter that you're a 28 year old virgin. Because you'll be a dead 28
  year old virgin, which is doubly pathetic. I've known trauma victims, much older, and maybe more
  tortured than you. Nothing will matter if you don't make it matter. Got a special gal out there?
  Feel as if you'll never get together with her. Well you fucking can. You have to pull your shit
  together and make your best effort. I'm not talking about some /r9k/ bullshit with their fucking
  walls of text. I'm talking big romantic gesture that girls will eat up. If you're so concerned
  about being fat, then go bulimic or something you piece of shit.

  ~Love Anon

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)16:40:06 No.

  >>3141480
  op youre a piece of shit
  suicide and self harm jokes arent funny
  fuck off

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)16:42:28 No.

  >>3141501
  I don't know any girls. During upbringing I was proven time and time again that women are vile
  creatures that can't be trusted let alone with your intimate feelings.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)16:43:19 No.

  >>3141503
  literally just go to some rave, get high and pull girls its THAT easy

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)16:43:30 No.

  >>3141502
  Who is joking? Sadly you won't hear about me, since media doesn't report on suicides because of
  the Werther effect.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)16:47:43 No.

  >>3141503
  Then find something else worth living for. It's your goddamn job as a human being. If you off
  yourself you have literally failed your ONE job as a human. To live.

  But why am I even doing this anymore. You seem pretty set in your ways about being this big
  victim. Go ahead then. Believe it. The world owes you some big favors for treating you like shit,
  you victim.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)16:49:01 No.

  >>3141506
  Lol

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)16:50:59 No.

  >>3141506
  >humans job to live
  I didn't ask for this. I was born in this cruel world without my consent. So who gave me the one
  job to live?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)16:52:41 No.

  >>3141480
  kys

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)16:53:38 No.

  >>3141509
  Mr. Victim, you take me too seriously. How about this, what are some things in life that interest
  you? And don't bullshit me with "nothing." That's a fallacy.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)16:54:18 No.

  You know what's the best thing. I never have to get up in the morning any more. It's like I'm
  just going to sleep forever.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)16:55:10 No.

  >>3141512
  You watch too many movies.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)16:55:52 No.

  >>3141507
  >lol
  they are right

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)16:57:23 No.

  >>3141511
  I'm not playing a victim. I gave everyone amnesty and told them it's not their fault but my own.
  I don't get where you get from that I'm playing a victim. It's just that I don't give a single
  fuck any more and see no point of going on with my miserable existence.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)16:58:35 No.

  >>3141513
  I don't watch movies. I don't even watch Tv. I don't even own one. So your argument is invalid.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)17:00:16 No.

  >>3141516
  >My miserable existence

  >Not playing victim

  I get that you don't THINK you're playing the victim card, but you are. But fuck it, let's say
  you're not. Just for now. Back to the topic at hand, what sort of shit interests you?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)17:01:18 No.

  >>3141518
  Don't bother with it anon. You're taking the bait...

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)17:02:19 No.

  >>3141518
  Well I guess I like to set up computer networks. It's a good feeling to physically set everything
  up setup all the servers and then see people being productive with my setup.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)17:05:49 No.

  >>3141520
  That's *actually* pretty cool. I'm pretty retarded when it comes to that sort of thing. Do you do
  this as a job, OP?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)17:06:33 No.

  See you tomorrow

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)17:07:36 No.

  You had better, you dumb turd.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)17:08:38 No.

  >>3141522
  No, but I learned it for 3 years and enjoyed helping other people with their networks and all the
  problems that come up. I'm currently studying computer science which I failed at utterly of
  course mostly because of the mathematics involved.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)17:11:23 No.

  >>3141526
  Freelance ever occur to you? I mean, that sounds stupid. But start with your relatives, see if
  they need your expertise. Before you know it, the friends of your relatives will be asking about
  you, and you can start making money, pay back those debts. Before you know it you'll have a
  business proper.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)17:12:21 No.

  Before posting I shaved my head clean. I had very long hair that was almost touching my hips. I
  cut my pigtail clean off and put some rubber band around it. My mother can put it up next to the
  strain of hair of our dead dog.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)17:14:13 No.

  >>3141530
  What the fuck, OP. So add that to the list. A wig. They can get pricey, to a hundred dollars
  even. If I didn't just pay rent I'd bail you out. But you'll have to scrape together some money.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)17:20:03 No.

  Another funny thing. My mother always told that all the really bad things happened to her on
  Friday.
  I didn't forced it to come out that way. It's just that I learned that I won't be getting any
  loans. But it looks like that Friday is going to be the day that I'm going to die. Quite ironic
  that I'm actually going to further that Friday myth.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)17:23:50 No.

  >>3141489
  what, you base your worth on your weight and the fact that you are a virgin? that is not what you
  are. I think we are taught that our worth s what others see us as. it is NOT.

  What your worth is is what you DO. so, you haven't done anything worthy yet, oh well. tomorrow is
  a new day. I was a fat fuck till I was in my thirtys. then, I learned that I was striving for
  things that i did not want. car, loads of money, sex? fuck that noise. I just want to fix shit. I
  enjoy troubleshooting and solving issues. now I repair old machinery. is it what society says is
  desirable? no. an I rich? no. do I have regular sex? no. but am I happy? YES

  Do something that you can be proud of. woodworking is a great hobbie, as is sewing, welding,
  painting, knitting, and working on cars. I don't feel alive if I am not working in my shop. maybe
  you just need to reevaluate why you feel so worthless.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)17:23:58 No.

  >>3141531
  >>3141528
  >>3141525
  >>3141522
  >>3141518
  >>3141511
  >>3141506
  >>3141501

  >Stop feeding his need for attention

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)17:24:51 No.

  >>3141523
  Before I'm leaving, I'm going to reveal my identity to you guys. So maybe you'll be able to
  confirm it.
  But not yet.

>> [_] !D0CT0R5JCg 09/01/16(Thu)17:26:12 No.

  Let me come too OP!

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)17:28:35 No.

  >>3141535
  BE A MAN, DO IT SATURDAY ! Break the curse !

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)17:29:31 No.

  See you tomorrow

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)17:29:38 No.

  >>3141538
  Well I guess one of the reasons I feel that way is that I haven't worked a single hour in my life.
  and I'm twenty fucking eight. I'm a burden to everyone around me.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)17:29:42 No.

  >>3141535
  >Taking sick pleasure in his mother's misfortune

  Do it, faggot. Kill yourself.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)17:31:34 No.

  >>3141547
  Like I said. I didn't force it to come out this way. It was just an observation.

>> [_] !D0CT0R5JCg 09/01/16(Thu)17:31:52 No.

  >>3141546
  I'm 21 and I feel your pain. I'm probably going to wind up the same when I get to your age.
  That's not to say I haven't tried to change that, however you can only apply for so many jobs and
  hear nothing back before your cynicism takes over and turns you into a hateful pile of shit.

  If you are in Australia, I'll steal a bottle of jack (cuz im too broke) and come join you.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)17:32:23 No.

  I'll assume for a minute that you're not just bored and fishing for attention, because you're
  fucking pissing me off. Killing yourself is stupid and selfish. Your friends and family don't
  deserve to suffer because you're too much of a little bitch to sort your life out. Even if we
  assume you have literally nobody in this world who cares about you, you have no way to
  empirically prove that your life won't get better in the future. If you look at the number, a
  vast majority of failed suicide victims strongly regret their decision. You can't tell the
  future, and I'd put good money on you looking back at this time in your life in 5 or 10 years and
  being baffled that you were such a piece of shit. And before you even think about bitching at me
  for not knowing what you're going through, I've fucking been there, I ended up spending half a
  year in inpatient psychiatric treatment. Nothing makes me angrier with myself than looking back
  and seeing how stupid I was.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)17:38:07 No.

  >>3141550
  I'm sorry I'm from Germany. And I don't suppose you know a way you to get here in the next 2 1/2
  hour.

  Also hey I know a value of myself: I've helped reCaptcha to identify store fronts, sandwiches and
  street signs!

>> [_] partyhard !n21TE7QU8U 09/01/16(Thu)17:40:54 No.

  Rest in Peace

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)17:41:22 No.

  >>3141556
  heh

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)17:44:52 No.

  >>3141552
  >>3141547
  Common sense and provocation did nothing so... Well, enjoy your suicide.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)17:45:16 No.

  This attention whoring blog thread is an insult to those with genuine mental illness and I'd like
  you to do this on /r9k/ and not /f/ or any other good board.

>> [_] !D0CT0R5JCg 09/01/16(Thu)17:49:12 No.

  >>3141556
  Sorry bro. Cant make it that far that quick. But ill still pour one out for ya.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)17:51:43 No.

  >>3141563
  cze here

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)17:52:35 No.

  >>3141561
  So everybody that ever killed himself was mentally ill?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)18:04:50 No.

  At least have a good one anon, anywhere we can look for you in the german news? Hope you have a
  good next/afterlife if there even is one.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)18:10:36 No.

  >>3141569
  afterlife. Shit I hope there is none. I mean getting born and the life that followed was
  suffering enough. I hope i just fade into non existence. Like it was before my birth.

>> [_] !D0CT0R5JCg 09/01/16(Thu)18:15:34 No.

  >>3141574
  Im of the belief that when you die you are stuck in a freezeframe of your last moment.

  Try to make it a happy moment bro.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)18:19:03 No.

  If anyone's still reading 50+ comments in, I want to stress something.
  The idea that suicide is cowardly, pathetic, or otherwise is an opinion. Nobody has an obligation
  to be alive. In ending your life you do add burden to those that are close to you, but only in
  the same way that so many other actions in life will.
  The important thing, as anything in life, is to make a resolute decision one way or the other.
  Anyone is capable of completely changing their life if they lay everything out and approach it
  one step at a time, and life can be very good to you. If you choose to end it, the responsible
  action to do it completely and cleanly.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)18:21:58 No.

  >>3141578
  I'm working on it(drinking for courage).

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)18:23:45 No.

  OP, read this, it`s important:
  STREAM IT!

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)18:23:48 No.

  >>3141561
  We're a community, man.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)18:24:18 No.

  >>3141581
  Rest assured that nobody will be harmed or otherwise threatened in any way. I won't make anyone
  an involuntarily murderer either.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)18:29:44 No.

  Come on OP, you only have to wait 2 more years before you're a wizard, don't waste this once in a
  lifetime opportunity!

  >>3141550
  Ever tried fast food? From my experience they always have people who walk out or are short.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)18:33:36 No.

  >>3141590
  Yeah that's exactly what I'm saying. You do whatever you want with yourself.
  I happen to be one of those guys that was really, really bad off some time ago, but I guess I
  just slowly worked at it a bit at a time and now I'm a completely different person and very happy
  with life.
  I'm just saying like, I'm not an animal rights activist but the people that tell you you're not
  allowed to kill yourself are often also eating some hunted/farmed animal. Their opinions on
  morals are shit and you do whatever you want with your life.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)18:36:32 No.

  >>3141591
  I'm technically not a wizard. I was sexually molested by my older sisters. Even though I didn't
  have a boner to actually penetrate them yet. But technically I'm not a virgin. Even though I feel
  like one.
  But I'm most certainly unkissed.

>> [_] !D0CT0R5JCg 09/01/16(Thu)18:36:48 No.

  >>3141591
  I've been trying maccas stores for the past 2 weeks. They have the balls to let their automated
  system wipe out all of my applications at the exact same minute on the exact same day for more
  than 5 stores.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)18:42:38 No.

  >>3141601
  I don't know the exact quality of life differences between American and Australian military (I've
  been told Australian is better), but joining the military is better than it sounds. For a lot of
  people it's like a cool reset button for life. Then either you keep doing that or you use it as a
  jump off point to do something else later. It's momentum.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)18:46:11 No.

  >>3141611
  I've wanted to join military as well. But I got that stupid idea to become a computer scientist
  instead and Germany dropped conscription that year. Such cases.
  Later they called me and asked me to join. I declined. Worst mistake of my life.

>> [_] !D0CT0R5JCg 09/01/16(Thu)18:49:54 No.

  >>3141611
  Been there, tried that.

  My aptitude test was brilliant, I could have had any job in the military.

  However, Australia has this policy about medical history. Any registered GP or doctor can access
  a nation-wide database that contains your entire lifetime of medical notes (provided they are in
  the system). As such, the medical team saw that...

  > when I was 4 I had Parthes Disease, a hip disorder that I was given a clean bill of health for
  4 years later
  > I had reported to my doctor 5 years prior that I had depression
  > I have Assburgers.

  They denied me on those grounds.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)18:50:18 No.

  >>3141614
  Can't you still just drop everything and try to join again?
  I knew plenty of guys in the (again, American) military that were around 30 when they enlisted
  and they were completely rejuvenated with their options in life.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)18:54:45 No.

  >>3141617
  I don't think so. I'm just too fucking old.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)18:58:45 No.

  Ending it isn't the answer.
  Seek professional help.
  Motivate yourself to do the best you can do
  >>3141603

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)18:59:02 No.

  >>3141480
  Hey OP, I think the best thing for you is to get new scenery. I was in your exact position at 17
  years of age, and then magic happened and I went to China. After seeing how backwards the western
  world has become in terms of personal communication, it really changed my whole attitude. I know
  people who can get you to see this firsthand, while you get paid for it. What say you, /f/riend?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:02:05 No.

  do it pussy

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:07:20 No.

  >>3141622
  >>3141616
  I got nothing else for you guys. Maybe the military doesn't quite fit but there are still other
  options.

  >>3141626
  This guy is what I'm talking about, there are dozens of ways you can just pack up and go teach
  English in another country or some shit like that and it'll change your whole perspective.

  >Or just kill yourself. I made my point earlier. What matters is making a decision one way or the
  other. Just do SOMETHING different than precisely what you've been doing.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:07:55 No.

  28 and completely unattached to the others in your life sounds like utter bliss and more freedom
  than I will ever have without killing myself, and I would trade you any day for that type of
  opportunity.

  Fuck your debt, bribe a sailor to take you off that rock, sneak in with the cargo, mutinee a ship.

  Fuck your fatness, you know what a vagabond lifestyle will do to your gut? It'll make you miss
  it, you'll yearn for it when your sleeping alone in your car, freezing your ass off again under a
  shitty rough blanket.

  If anything ever goes wrong, killing yourself in custody is easy enough.

  All that said, I agree 100% with >>3141581
  I can't sell you on my value of life. I can just be idealistic to a fault and hope you see why
  suicide is a waste.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:08:25 No.

  >>3141626

  fake; and gay

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:10:05 No.

  >>3141624
  I get you, I really do. It's just that I'm too proud to confess that everything I did for the
  past 5 years was for nothing. I don't have that strength in me.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:12:19 No.

  >>3141634
  you still here?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:14:44 No.

  >>3141637
  Yes.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:15:44 No.

  >>3141480
  only faggots listen to hollywood undead

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:16:12 No.

  >>3141639
  how much time do you have left?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:16:17 No.

  >>3141641
  I feel you.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:17:53 No.

  >>3141643
  45 Minutes.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:19:24 No.

  >>3141634
  See, that's exactly the shit I DON'T like.
  The "best you can do" GANBARE approach is actually terrible.
  You know when someone eats a pizza every day, and then they go "I'm going to change, I'm gonna
  diet!" so they cut their calories down to 1500 and eat salad and tuna all day.
  So what happens? Well they can't fucking handle it.
  Don't try to be "the best you". You know why? Because right now you're too fucking far away from
  it.
  Just try to be better. Better than you were yesterday.
  A tiny bit better every day until those good habits start to form and you don't even notice you
  are the best you.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:20:03 No.

  >>3141645
  why 45 minutes?
  did you make some contraption and set it to turn on at 2 am or something?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:21:22 No.

  >>3141646
  You mean I should do baby steps?
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3JPa2mvSQ4

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:22:51 No.

  >>3141645
  I'm curious, why are you waiting for the post to expire? It seems pretty adamant that you aren't
  gonna back out of this, at least from text, but you're still waiting for the post to expire. Is
  it because you want to be heard by your /f/riends before your last minute?

  If that's the case, I'm making a swf to be posted in your honor. Do you have any requests?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:23:51 No.

  >>3141634
  Its probably better to confess and get a bad reaction, than keep it to yourself and end everything

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:24:33 No.

  >>3141650
  Yes. Let it say: "Jeder ist seines Glückes Schmied."

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:24:54 No.

  >>3141651
  Heck, everything may go better than you expect

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:25:55 No.

  >>3141647
  I think at 2 am my suicide will cause the least amount of trouble.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:26:05 No.

  >>3141634
  Too proud to admit your last few years were worth nothing, and yet your good with the easy way
  out?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:26:32 No.

  >>3141652
  Go with grace, /f/riend.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:27:50 No.

  >>3141655
  I don't think this is very easy.
  But it is more comfortable I guess.
  I mean if it were that easy, everybody would be doing it, right?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:27:52 No.

  >>3141480
  OP, I don't think any of us will be able to convince you of the worth of life.

  But let me tell you something else. Suicide is one way to end it, but in the end, it's simple.
  I've attempted it once, and I realized something. Offing yourself isn't on its own, entirely
  worth it. Those last moments you realize you don't want to die, luckily I didn't end up that way.
  You've hit rock bottom, I get it, but there's a benefit to being there, life can't get any worse.
  You've got to realize that. Death is the only way things could get worse, I've been there and
  understand what you're thinking. However, you've got to think. Sure you have nothing left, that
  means that there isn't anything truly holding you back. Suicide is always the final option, when
  you're truly 100% trapped, and death is inevitable. So instead of ending it so quickly, go big.
  Do something extraordinary. It doesn't matter what skills you have, just do it. Anything.

  I'm fucking serious, you've got nothing left, go big or fucking go home if you really want to
  take your life. Maybe you don't life in America, so a shooting isn't an option, bombs are still
  easy as fuck to make. Go bomb the shit out of something, go wild. Get money to get an airplane
  ticket, hijack it or some shit. Run away, obtain as much cash as possible, loan shark, whatever.
  Go fucking wild. Fly across the world, become a monk or hobo or someshit, live off the fucking
  land. Go fucking wild. Sure you may be a fat virgin, but you've got nothing left, no regrets, so
  do something fucking stupid. Assassinate a politician, blow up something, jump on a cargo train
  with as much beans as you can carry, get involved with organized crime.

  You've hit fucking rock bottom faggot, and the only place you can fucking go is up. Whether
  that's you, or your soul, is yet to be decided.

  Go fucking big, or go goddamn fucking home, do it for the lulz, it doesn't matter, just go
  fucking mad.

  Godspeed you glorious bastard

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:29:46 No.

  >>3141654
  that's retarded anon
  it's gonna cause trouble no matter when you're gonna off yourself
  also how do you wanna do it? and where? I mean in a building or in a forest or?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:30:06 No.

  >>3141648
  lmao yes

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:30:48 No.

  >>3141652

  any request for the swf other than the words?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:31:46 No.

  >>3141658
  >Do something extraordinary. It doesn't matter what skills you have, just do it. Anything.
  I know right.
  Now that he has nothing he can go become James Bond and fight sharks.
  The world is now his oyster.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:32:40 No.

  >>3141658
  I told my friends that It wouldn't make sense to kill myself without taking some asshole who
  deserved it with me. Guess I'm breaking that promise as well.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:33:38 No.

  >>3141658
  this is the most retarded shit I've read all day
  or actually, OP, if you're being serious about the suicide follow these guy's tips
  death may come sooner than you're anticipating

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:33:51 No.

  Do you have a bucket list?
  Why not do all the things you want to do in the world before you go?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:36:34 No.

  >>3141666
  go where?
  hell?
  I see your trips.
  nice try.
  now im not killing myself.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:37:32 No.

  >>3141666
  I actually have nothing that I've always wanted to do. Except maybe kill the traitor of the
  german nation Angela Merkel. But I guess that is out of the question, because they tried it in
  the Czech republic and she is too well protected for a lonely guy who has nothing else to lose to
  get close to her.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:38:08 No.

  >>3141480
  Unless you show a live stream of you becoming an hero, I won't believe you will do it

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:38:36 No.

  Have you asked a psychologist for help?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:39:24 No.

  >>3141669
  I guess maybe having a girl that loves me to receive my genitalia in pleasure and full consent
  was one thing of course.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:39:58 No.

  Why kys?
  Just fap your troubles away

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:40:10 No.

  >T -20 minutes
  I can't wait how OP fails to deliver

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:40:19 No.

  mods, sticky this thread

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:41:04 No.

  >>3141480
  Why not tell us more about yourself OP? Life->Death by Choice is interesting no matter who you
  are.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:41:16 No.

  >>3141669
  Why not move to Germany and speak out about how you feel.
  Maybe start a news site.
  If you feel so passionate then go do something about it.
  If it doesn't work out then you had an escape route planned anyway.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:41:23 No.

  >>3141672
  Well in order to get a psychologist to help me I would need money to pay my health insurance and
  of course wait half a year for a slot to become free. And of course I've already have experience
  with those people and it was only negative. They couldn't help me at all. I mean basically they
  said the same stuff that was uttered in this thread.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:42:02 No.

  >>3141663
  Exactly.

  We can't stop you from killing yourself OP, we're just a bunch of faggots on the internet circle
  jerking over shitty forced memes on an incredibly outdated format.

  But you're killing yourself, you don't have to care anymore.

  So go out with a fucking bang.

  If you really still want to end it all, then at least make it something that the whole world will
  remember, go nuclear, become a fucking human supernova. Jesus Christ just go fucking ballistic,
  you have nothing binding you to this Earth, you've got No Ragrets, just do something fucking so
  insane it will go global. You really wanna kill yourself, then make sure every single goddamn one
  of us will hear about it.

  You can make C4, Thermite, Napalm, and a fuckton of other shit that will reach global news if you
  play your cards right, pick the right spot and the right time, and make sure the blast will kill
  you, and fucking boom, you've got the new high score.

  Suicide is selfish, but make your last act, one of kindness, do it for us, do it faggot.

  https://youtu.be/HgzGwKwLmgM

  Go nuclear, you've got nothing left stopping you, don't let anyone stop you, not us, not anyone,
  go crazy, go out having a time, defy everything and anyone that ever told you you couldn't, burn
  the fucking world. Don't fucking stop. Go supersonic, we won't, and can't, stop you now.

  Just have a good time with it, go ballistic. Go out of control.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:42:04 No.

  If you're dead you can't eat good ass food and play videogames

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:42:54 No.

  >>3141674
  Did that for the past 5 years.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:43:32 No.

  >>3141658
  Yeah, so instead of either trying to pull his life together or just being dead, he can risk being
  arrested and rot in prison for the rest of his life

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:44:19 No.

  >>3141665
  That's the fucking point dumbass.

  He's killing himself anyway, why not do something crazy, it's not likes he's got anything to live
  for, now fucking does he?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:44:19 No.

  >>3141682
  Do you have a job?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:44:35 No.

  >>3141680
  >Go nuclear
  STANDING

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:44:36 No.

  >>3141680
  I was being sarcastic bro.
  I mean no offense but what is some depressed fat guy with little money and perhaps not lots of
  confidence or good social skills gonna do.
  What adventure can that type of guy go on presumably without any financial backing or individual
  funds.
  I mean yeah becoming James Bond and fighting sharks sounds nice but we gotta be realistic here.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:45:51 No.

  >>3141681
  I've been living on 80€ a month for food for the past 5 years. You think that I give a damn about
  good food anymore? And regarding videogames. Yes I enjoyed some of them. But lately they have
  just become an excuse to do anything after I woke up in the morning. it was like: "At least I did
  xyz in game xy"

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:47:34 No.

  this one goes for you OP
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-BtquTKw78

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:47:52 No.

  Look at all of us trying to convince you not to end your life, shouldn't that be reason enough
  not to go through with it?
  You're on /f/ and your post reached a triple digit number of replies. That's an achievement by
  itself.

  Imagine those who have life worse than you, but still manage to power through it

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:48:04 No.

  >>3141480
  Hey, if you're gonna do it, at least do it on stream.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:48:34 No.

  >>3141691
  >Unfortunately, this video is not available in your country because it could contain music from
  SME, for which we could not agree on conditions of use with GEMA.

  I'm still going to watch it anon.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:48:34 No.

  >>3141688
  For starters, you can fly to Malaysia and take all the buses you can find until there are none.
  You could curl up and starve out there, or you could try finding a way to get food from the
  locals. I'd say basically just leave the West.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:49:23 No.

  Play some Doom.
  Doom is better than suicide

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:50:31 No.

  >>3141694
  just search MASH theme

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:51:19 No.

  >>3141696
  I already played Doom.

  You go down an elevator and then you start to shoot people. I hope that It's the same for me.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:51:38 No.

  >>3141695
  so become a street beggar in some middle of nowhere place?
  do they speak english there?
  sounds like he'd end up dead or in a prison.
  I am thinking there are better plans then that particular one though perhaps no really easy ones.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:52:08 No.

  >>3141480
  There can be a better you and the old you can die just the same. Who could convince you of this?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:52:39 No.

  >>3141699
  Have you played any good mods and maps?
  What ones are your favorite?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:53:20 No.

  >>3141701
  thats actually pretty deep m8...

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:54:46 No.

  >>3141688
  The adventure to gain confidence and social/survival skills. I mean shit, you've never been on a
  quest.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:55:55 No.

  >>3141700
  No. Out in the countryside, they'll look at you with total fascination. Most towns in Malaysia
  dont even know what the internet is.

  And no. That's the beauty, playing charades when your life depends on it.

  And in prison most likely. I'd mark that as a fun experience.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:56:12 No.

  >>3141702
  My favourite game of all time was Outcast and Gothic II. Because I was the unnamed hero in Gothic
  II. doing what he was suppose to do without any rewards. And basically revealing the flaw of the
  gods in Outcast. That they have been flawed by an outside intelligence.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:57:14 No.

  >>3141701
  this

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:57:16 No.

  >>3141702
  I liked project brutality for the kill animations.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:57:52 No.

  >>3141711
  Got any links to it? Maybe we should play together sometime

>> [_] The Guy Who Likes Battletoads 09/01/16(Thu)19:58:08 No.

  I like battletoads.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:58:54 No.

  >>3141715
  Can I borrow the battletoads?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:59:32 No.

  >>3141480
  OP came here because he wants us to change is mind. Nobody on earth really wants to die. Every
  human people knows inside of him how beautiful the world can be. Being loved is beautiful, but
  also feel the wind in your hair at night in automn, looking at the stars, reading (german)
  poetry, making the ice cubes creak under your teeth... Beeing in darkness for now doesn't mean
  it's for ever. In life light arise when you expect it the less. So don't do it.

>> [_] The Guy Who Likes Battletoads 09/01/16(Thu)19:59:37 No.

  >>3141716
  Yeah, what's your social security number?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:59:48 No.

  >>3141714
  You can't play outcast and Gothic II together.
  Those are RPGs. That's what I always be like. The guy that starts at nothing and goes on to the
  top.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)19:59:55 No.

  the time's almost up
  this thread was nice til it lasted
  gute nacht, suber prinz

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:00:29 No.

  >>3141480
  We live in a society where reproducing is no longer the main concern of human beings. It's an
  instinct, but most anons like you are intelligent enough to have other interests. Sure it's a
  unique experience to be with a grill, but if it's not worth your time, and you don't need to
  obsess over the unattainable. Take this thought and restructure it into something else, like
  another obsession(this is called CBT).

  Realistically, given your financial situation, you'll rarely find a grill of your taste that will
  even stay with you given your financial situation. It'll be even more heartbreaking once that
  grill abandons you since they want to survive as well.

  rethink your thoughts. There's not only one approach to a given thought. That's a foolish
  misconception of your thoughts. Find another approach to your thoughts; they don't have to be
  necessarily positive, but you can approach them in healthier way anon. Please stay alive, and
  dont obsess over things like grills and death. Because in the end, you're just another anon,
  another dead person. Realistically, assuming you have family, you'll only be mourned over for a
  few days at most.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:01:00 No.

  >>3141720
  hey if every digit of your social security number was a day, how many more days would you have to
  live?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:01:08 No.

  Post the picture of your last view OP

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:02:34 No.

  Before you go, where do you live?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:02:41 No.

  hey OP, if you're gonna die, dump your quality flashes before you go

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:04:11 No.

  >>3141720
  I wish I could scream at you.
  You'll get a tear from me, so what if I don't know you.

>> [_] !D0CT0R5JCg 09/01/16(Thu)20:04:16 No.

  Hey OP. I see we've reached 2AM.

  You still here? I'm not one to discourage suicide, but just want to see how you are doing. I dont
  mind if you pussied out. I've done that a few times.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:04:18 No.

  >>3141589
  You're right; I'm just extremely suspect about these threads. I'm sorry.
  Hang in there, OP. You're not alone, especially not here of all places. Escapism is the drug of
  choice and there's no shame in enjoying it. There's no need to rush towards the end when it comes
  to us all one day. For me and others here, please don't do it.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:06:00 No.

  150 replies? The fuck?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:06:01 No.

  My name is Dennis Seyfried.
  I'm from Germny, Dortmund, Grotenbachstraße. Number 65 44225 PLZ.

  If you want to call me: +4915110541408 It's my mobile phone number.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:07:21 No.

  someone call police now

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:08:02 No.

  >>3141733
  chill anon
  in Germany the feminist police have stun dildos and shit
  leave him in peace

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:09:17 No.

  best wishes to you anon

>> [_] The Guy Who Likes Battletoads 09/01/16(Thu)20:09:22 No.

  >>3141733
  Don't be a bitch.

  He wants to die. Who are you to deny him death?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:09:43 No.

  >>3141731
  See you space faggot

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:09:44 No.

  >>3141731

  not getting anything, anon, you sure it's teh right number?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:09:56 No.

  >>3141731
  I would come but live on the on the other side

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:10:30 No.

  Someone call the police

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:10:31 No.

  >>3141731
  My phone can't dial this.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:10:37 No.

  >>3141731
  do you have text services?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:11:24 No.

  >>3141741
  but who was phone?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:14:10 No.

  >>3141741
  mine neither.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:14:36 No.

  Germany Police Phone number in OP's area is +49 231 1321521.

  It's up to you anons. I can't speak Deutsche.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:15:32 No.

  >>3141480
  Don't do it, man :'(

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:15:32 No.

  >>3141746
  They probably have someone who can speak English

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:16:38 No.

  Whole /f/ community gets involved in life of a fellow fag
  this is a nice thread

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:17:24 No.

  >>3141746
  >>3141746
  >>3141746
  >>3141746
  Call it, save this dude's life

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:18:36 No.

  Stream it you fucking pussy

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:18:49 No.

  >>3141750
  yeah, but he has like 10 minutes left before his "planned" suicide

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:19:13 No.

  even if you called the police what are they going to do?
  they'll knock on his door at 2 am saying they got an anonymous call that he wants to commit
  suicide he says that's not true and they leave

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:19:45 No.

  >>3141751

  But how long will you save him for? Will he really change his mind in police custody? I'd rather
  not have him go to psychiatry wards just to get drugged up.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:19:59 No.

  >>3141750
  >>3141730
  >>3141720
  >>3141692
  >>3141676
  >>3141589
  >>3141480
  You've brought out some serious community spirit in /f/, OP

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:20:24 No.

  >>3141751
  can you chill out
  he isn't doing it now
  he is just venting frustration

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:20:53 No.

  >>3141755
  delay him. reminds him that there are still people that kind of think about him, which he seems
  to be struggling with

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:21:44 No.

  at least do something cool, like jumping off a fucking castle or getting a bike and driving it
  brakeless on a cool road
  that would be a nice way to go

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:22:27 No.

  >>3141755
  Police usually do that sort of things yeah, especially when dealing with a suicidal person.
  And they will at least send competent people to talk to him.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:23:07 No.

  eat a cookie, have a stroll with ear/headphones in and sleep it off

  really. these darkest thoughts rarely last, just make it through the night and you'll have
  another day and another perspective.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:25:08 No.

  Has anyone been able to successfully call? I've got a sibling fluent in German.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:25:27 No.

  Dammit Merkel this is your fault.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:26:39 No.

  >>3141766
  I texted him

  and i can speak german

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:27:01 No.

  >>3141746
  i can't reach this number fuck. Someone do it please

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:27:41 No.

  >>3141771
  Google voice not getting through?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:27:52 No.

  >>3141480
  cmon OP you have almost 200 fags who care about you

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:29:47 No.

  >>3141770
  Guide for Burger-anons like me to text suicide-anon:
  (01149)+15110541408

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:30:21 No.

  >>3141774
  actually it's just 41
  OP included

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:31:34 No.

  >>3141765
  I know what you're trying to say but really this is incredibly dismissive - if you don't
  understand what he's going through it's probably better not to just say he's okay. He quite
  clearly isn't.
  Of course he can get it together, and make life better, and of course he won't feel like this
  forever even it seems to him now like he will. But that may not just happen by "sleeping it off"!

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:31:56 No.

  >>3141779
  still most threads don't even get 10 replies
  and he got 40 individual posters
  that's like the whole board

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:33:26 No.

  Is this the first thread on /f/ to ever get 200 replies?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:34:07 No.

  >>3141774
  Dis...
  Dont do it man

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:34:18 No.

  >>3141784
  First in a long time, certainly

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:34:32 No.

  >>3141784
  nope
  wasn't there a thread that hit like 400+ when the board for a while

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:35:00 No.

  >>3141784
  yes
  because I'm here for a whole month next week so I know

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:35:20 No.

  dubs

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:35:34 No.

  >>3141787
  Pretty unusual though

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:36:34 No.

  you faggots need to fuCKING CHILL

  KILL YOURSELVES

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:37:27 No.

  Did someone success to reach OP?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:37:47 No.

  >>3141792

  Join in too.

  Together we will AN HEROES.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:37:48 No.

  is OP finally kill?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:38:38 No.

  >>3141772
  nope. Did someone try this number?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:38:48 No.

  i'm really touched by this

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:39:06 No.

  >>3141795
  no clue, couldn't reach him. text got through thanks to this tho>>3141778

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:39:17 No.

  >>3141796

  i got through by text

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:39:26 No.

  >>3141797
  show me on the doll where he touched you

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:40:57 No.

  I bet someone called the cops and An Heroed when they came. Does anyone have access to local
  Muenster news?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:41:14 No.

  ok OP stop fooling around and say something or otherwise we'll assume you actually did it or that
  you went straight to bed
  one way or another you're still a faggot

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:41:40 No.

  >>3141802
  i mean, damn man
  when i feel like my life is shit and that i can't take it anymore

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:42:24 No.

  >>3141480
  Stop whoring for attention and just kill yourself.
  Who am I kidding? If you actually wanted to kill yourself you wouldn't be posting this kind of
  shit.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:42:34 No.

  >>3141480
  Pic or it didn't happen.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:43:04 No.

  >>3141489
  Fuck all these fags,
  For Great Justice
  An Hero
  Livestream

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:44:14 No.

  >>3141807
  this
  there are so many unnoticed suicides that you don't even bother
  hell even now someone's committing suicide and you don't even know about it
  how does that make you feel anons?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:45:26 No.

  >>3141800
  Did you give OP's adress?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:49:04 No.

  さようなら、オッピくん。

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:51:53 No.

  >>3141816
  Japs always have the last word.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:53:03 No.

  Rest in peace anon we'll miss you

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:53:41 No.

  Did he actually do it?

  Any news from Germanbros?

>> [_] !D0CT0R5JCg 09/01/16(Thu)20:55:22 No.

  Cant find any news on whether he did it. But if he did, he was planning on doing it an hour ago.
  No news afaik on his death.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:57:34 No.

  >>3141770
  So??

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:58:40 No.

  OP had a facebook. Search his name. Looked like info given was true. Lived in Dortmund. Was a
  reporter of some sort 4 years ago. Rip OP

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)20:59:48 No.

  >>3141824
  Apparently looked happy with a football team

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:00:33 No.

  >>3141824

  FB link?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:01:16 No.

  Why wouldnt you livestream your death? Loser

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:02:04 No.

  >>3141827
  Here's his normiebook. https://www.fac.ebo.ok.com/PressesprecherUNIONVELBERT/posts/181430475224766

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:03:25 No.

  he kill himself yet or what?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:04:00 No.

  if he actually did it and someone called the police which I doubt since someone would announce it
  here
  he might not even killed himself in the house
  maybe he went to the nearby forest and sliced his wrists there or some shit
  what I'm trying to say is that they may not find his body as soon as someone wishes

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:04:25 No.

  >>3141830

  This link isn't working for me...
  Do you have any screenshots or other links?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:04:58 No.

  >>3141834
  YOU DENSE MOTHER--

  Remove the dots in "fac.ebo.ok".

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:05:04 No.

  >>3141834
  remove the periods in facebook, b-baka

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:05:15 No.

  >>3141834
  remove the periods

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:06:17 No.

  >>3141833
  judging by >>3141830 he may not have gotten far. especially since he said he was in worse
  condition.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:06:30 No.

  >>3141836

  I'm a dumbass... Thanks
  Why did they have dots though?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:06:49 No.

  >>3141834
  >>3141836
  I'm sorry, I lost my temper, I can see why that wouldn't be obvious to everyone, but I mean, AUGH
  I CAN'T NOT SEE THAT

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:07:57 No.

  >>3141841
  It's a way of getting around URL filtering, the board blocks you from posting if it thinks your
  URL is spam

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:08:39 No.

  >>3141830
  i don't think that's him desu

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:08:58 No.

  >>3141845

  Ohh, ok that makes sense.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:10:46 No.

  Holy shit this many replies on /f/, you better live faggot.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:11:30 No.

  Lol, let him die. Attention whore.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:13:01 No.

  all these (YOU)s
  don't do it you twit

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:14:35 No.

  >>3141846
  He looks like a semi-happy guy fragile enough to be broken down by some bs happening in his life
  He wasn't active on that profile it seams
  Here's a second account of this guy that's been active
  /DennisBalsStadionsprecherSsVgVelbert02/
  If it will be active in the future he might be alive

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:14:42 No.

  >>3141849
  This is definitely a historical moment for /f/
  Someone writing a suicide note on 4chan before committing suicide... He will be remembered.

  RIP OP

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:15:19 No.

  holy fuck, this thread is fuckin' exploding. Did OP get help yet or is it too late?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:16:24 No.

  >>3141857
  I only read like half the thread...
  Please tell me someone gave him the suicide hotline number...

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:17:00 No.

  at this same day in 1939 WWII started
  damn germs making history in september

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:17:36 No.

  >>3141857
  Someone should make a flash honoring his memory assuming he actually did it, I'll keep a look out
  on the news just in case

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:17:38 No.

  >>3141856
  To be fair, people on /b/ and /r9k/ an hero all the time. I'm pretty sure /r9k/ has the highest
  suicide rate of all the boards on 4chan. But a guy doing it on /f/...

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:18:12 No.

  >>3141857
  Nobody was able to help him. Not to late to call the police.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:19:05 No.

  >>3141480
  How much debt?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:20:07 No.

  >>3141862

  True dat...
  To be honest, this is the first time I've ever seen 4chan be this warmhearted and tender...

  Shit, you guys broke my heart...

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:21:35 No.

  >>3141864

  OP is probably dead, less likely dying or just cut off from society.

  You were a little too late Anon, sorry.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:22:17 No.

  book.com/DennisBalsStadionsprecherSsVgVelbert02/
  You can try and ask if it's him

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:22:49 No.

  >post happy_suicide.swf
  >comment "goodbye /f/, i hate you
  >guaranteed replies
  Kek, another day at 4fags
  Have a nice evening Anons
  I'm off to Bedfordshire.

  PS >>3141480 Buy some cocaine and go fuck some bitches. Life is not that bad. You are not a
  fucking Cambodian kid who earns less than quid per day. To be honest, I'm believing in You. You
  are a damn master of life. A lot of intelligent people have some suicidal thoughts because of
  pressure of the local community. People always like to talk mate, because they need some extra
  scandals in their silly decent life.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:23:42 No.

  >>3141480
  Y'know what assuming this is real and you haven't already done it then take some advice. It's
  never to late to disappear, to go to another country without a trace and start over as a new
  person. Grow a pair and try it out, anything is better than fucking death

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:24:25 No.

  60 people posting
  that's more than I'll probably have on my funeral

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:25:12 No.

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
  Thread theme

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:25:18 No.

  >>3141480
  Do a fucking flip.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:27:42 No.

  >>3141489
  Buy a gun, get a high score first cunt.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:28:13 No.

  >>3141861

  I agree...
  If you stir up /f/ this much, you should be remembered by all /f/tards.

  Does anyone know how to make flashes?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:29:21 No.

  >>3141874
  >inb4 nobody on /f/ knows how to make a flash

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:29:34 No.

  >>3141874
  i just save :((

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:30:16 No.

  >>3141861
  I was gonna make a flash, but I lost all my flash making programs and don't remember what I used.
  What programs are good to use that let me save as a swf?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:31:24 No.

  >>3141865
  The brotherhood of /f/ is a different bond, one that cannot be found elsewhere

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:32:56 No.

  >265 replies
  >62 posters

  WHAT IS THIS MASSIVE SAMEFAGGING? LET HIM KILL HIMSELF

  >wao so edgy

  i'm so done of people's shit, no one cares if you die.
  IN THE END, WE'RE ALL LARVAE FOOD

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:33:55 No.

  >>3141880
  then why don't you kill yourself you faggot

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:34:41 No.

  >>3141877
  >>3141875
  >>3141876

  I have something that might be useful...
  http://arch.ive.4ple.bs.org/f/thread/3133458/#3133458

  This contains good info that will be useful on /f/
  Give it a good read anon.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:36:59 No.

  >>3141880
  i hope you get reborn as a gecko so i can fuck you

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:37:06 No.

  >>3141880

  Someone could possibly be in hell right now...
  Our comments could've possibly given OP hope to get his life back on track...

  He could be in hell...
  Think about it.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:37:08 No.

  >>3141487
  what kind of a fucking faggot are you

  >>3141480
  pics or your suicide is worthless

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:37:18 No.

  >>3141880
  >samefagging
  it's 4 post per person avg

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:37:34 No.

  Jesus christ 270 fucking replies tryna convince this fucker not to kill himself. You guys arent
  his fucking psychiatrists, let him handle his own shit and stop wasting your fucking time.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:38:51 No.

  >>3141887
  But that's what we're here to do

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:40:42 No.

  >>3141887
  Seriously

  fucking faggots what the fuck are you thinking. You should be ENCOURAGING this fuck face

  fuck it, all 200 of these fucking retards should join OP

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:40:56 No.

  Alright, here's what I think we should do:

  >he's alive

  don't make a fucking flash about it... it'll cause problems.

  >he tried but failed

  don't make a flash... got it?

  >he's dead and in hell

  appropriate time to make a flash

  Before we do anything, we need to confirm one of these three possible destinies for OP.

  As soon as we confirm one of these, then respond accordingly, got it?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:41:18 No.

  >I will kill myself
  >hurr durr you have 20 minutes to convince me
  >Imma gonna do it
  see you tomorrow, faggot.
  I used to listen to this song thinking about killing myself. Was too much of a of a pussy to do
  it.
  Now it kind of disgust me.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:43:01 No.

  >>3141890
  >66 P.
  how new are you? go back to >>>/b/ if you wanna be edgy

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:43:18 No.

  >>3141889
  1. No, I feel like I've got stuff to do before I die y'know?
  2. To each their own, OP had every right to, I disagree but it's his decision to make

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:44:15 No.

  >>3141889
  1 - i'm glad i have learned to apreciate life so i don't think i would kill myself unless it were
  for some greater good or some shit like that

  2 - it's his choice

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:45:49 No.

  Tbh this thread is a little pointless now...

  >OP said he would kill himself
  >hasn't responded in a while
  >everyone thinks he's dead

  The only thing left to do is wait for the police to confirm if he's dead or not. This entire
  thread needs to stop

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:47:23 No.

  So... here's a couple questions for anyone who cares.

  1 - do you want to / what would it take for you to be willing to take your own life?

  2 - do you feel OPs decision is justified, or does the value of his life reach beyond his own
  personal feelings?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:47:30 No.

  >>3141896
  >not honouring his /f/ellow's memory

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:48:25 No.

  >>3141895 and >>3141894 weer both in reference to >>3141897, which was redone because i didn't
  like the wording

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:50:37 No.

  >>3141898

  Do whatever the fuck you want, all I'm saying is that talking about someone you think is dead
  will not resurrect them.

  Just wait for the police to confirm it.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:51:37 No.

  >>3141480
  i hope your dickhole blows out while you're taking a piss

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:53:04 No.

  When this thread expires, and anyone has news from him, just post this .swf again.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:54:55 No.

  i make poost

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)21:57:20 No.

  >>3141903

  Remember to post this link along with it to help /f/tards make the flash; and to learn the /f/
  culture :).

  http://archive.4plebs.org/f/thread/3133458/#3133458

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)22:00:14 No.

  >>3141897
  1. The repeated betrayal of my own trust. When my mind is no longer my own is when I no longer
  can cope.

  2. The value of his life does not reach beyond his own personal feelings. I do not know if he was
  justified. At the very least, I only hope that he was.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)22:04:04 No.

  >almost 300 posts

  Don't die, OP. I've hit my lowest point a few months ago and fortunately I've been recovering, so
  don't give up.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)22:08:58 No.

  A man has a right to choose how he dies.

  Good luck, Have Fun.

>> [_] !D0CT0R5JCg 09/01/16(Thu)22:10:10 No.

  Holy shit you /f/aggots stop talking shit about him. He died almost 2 hours ago and you are still
  telling him to kill himself.

  Oh right, this is 4chan.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)22:17:12 No.

  >>3141912
  >>>/reddit/

  ill find another doc

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)22:18:33 No.

  >>3141912
  We're just meming now because this thread has 295 (two hundred ninety-five) replies.
  /f/ doesn't get this very often unless it's a particularly big shitstorm.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)22:20:25 No.

  has anyone found out any news if hes actually dead?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)22:20:28 No.

  Of any decision, a man has chose his death.

  You're a retard, but may you find peace.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)22:22:11 No.

  darn it, to think the /f/ would be the most supportive board on 4chan, you make me proud guys,
  /fit/ has nothing on us!

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)22:24:45 No.

  for fuck sake

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)22:24:55 No.

  Once we find out if he's dead or alive, /f/ will explode again... Be prepared for aftershocks

>> [_] Pocket 09/01/16(Thu)22:30:01 No.

  I'm a cute girl, and if you havent died yet i'm telling you not to give up. if you are dead, good
  night anon.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)22:31:18 No.

  >Bump limit
  Damn son.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)22:32:12 No.

  I've never seen a thread on this fucking board get more than 20 replies
  I'm not gonna read all 300+ so can someone summarize for me/everyone else who just got in?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)22:32:52 No.

  >>3141928
  no

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)22:34:49 No.

  >>3141928
  eh half the posts are support for OP, the rest are a mixture of "kill yourself already,"
  asking/giving the OP's facebook info, and then shitposts.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)22:34:57 No.

  >>3141926
  Where are proofs?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)22:35:11 No.

  >>3141480
  do /k/ a favor and don't use a gun because your death would be used as anti-gun stats for
  propaganda

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)22:39:58 No.

  >>3141932

  he lives in germany

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)22:43:53 No.

  posting in 300 reply bread

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)22:46:13 No.

  >I-I-I'm gonna do it
  If you really were you would be doing other things than shitposting.
  Sage in a bumplimit thread.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)22:47:05 No.

  >>3141926
  L O N D O N
  O
  N
  D
  O
  N

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)22:53:19 No.

  i'd hate me too

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)22:59:55 No.

  >>3141489
  You probably aren't even starving and you speak of suffering.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)23:00:01 No.

  300 posts damn son.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)23:02:15 No.

  >>3141960
  There are many different types of suffering.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)23:03:42 No.

  >>3141699
  >I hope that It's the same for me.
  CRAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN
  THESE WOUUUNDS WILL NOT HEAAAL

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)23:03:51 No.

  Eh, if you're going to kill yourself, at least go for broke first. Do something you've always
  wanted to do. At this point you have nothing to lose. You're gonna kill yourself anyways, so just
  do it.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)23:07:21 No.

  posting just for the memes

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)23:08:07 No.

  >>3141962
  Don't speak about suffering, you haven't stepped on lego as hard as me. Get on my level of
  suffering man.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)23:10:05 No.

  wow wee this is the most replies I've seen in /f/

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)23:13:07 No.

  >>3141489
  >I've got an ass full of debt, I'm going to get evicted.
  So what? That's not gonna kill ya.
  >I'm fat as fuck. I'm a 28 year old virgin.
  Been there, done that.

  People worry about the weirdest things. Why would things like these make you want to off
  yourself? Feeling guilty is a waste of time, trying to become a better person isn't. You may not
  always succeed at the latter, but hell, you gotta try your hardest to avoid doing the former.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)23:22:24 No.

  Some faggot's gonna screencap this and put it on reddit.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)23:22:53 No.

  Im here just to post in a historical moment.
  Ripip German mang.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)23:23:12 No.

  you fucking faggots

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/16(Thu)23:23:24 No.

  This is a massive thread for /f/ what the fuck dude