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[_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)02:19:04 No.

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>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)02:37:18 No.

  Women are a meme gender.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)02:38:17 No.

  Uh....this was staged, right?

  Right?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)02:56:30 No.

  >>3144451
  I don't think so I've seen people who do this.
  it's more common than you'd think.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)03:16:36 No.

  >>3144451
  >I should scream to get people out of my face
  >Why does this world not have common sense
  I love this meme. The outside world is a scary place, Anon.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)03:18:58 No.

  dynamic^_^

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)03:21:34 No.

  This flash reeks of assburgers.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)03:22:59 No.

  as a fat woman, I can understand her reaction, even though she's clearly psychotic. I get plenty
  of people walking up to me on the street, making various comments and then usually saying
  something like "Sorry for bothering you, I just got caught in your orbit" or "Oops, I thought you
  were the Michelin man" or "Didn't mean to bother you, I just thought the zoo had an escapee." and
  then laughing and high-5ing their friends. Usually it's explained away with "Why don't you just
  lose the weight and then they'll stop bothering you?" but fuck that, people don't do that shit to
  fat guys.

  tl:dr: People are assholes, and she probably figured he was setting her up for something because
  it's happened (a lot) before.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)03:59:25 No.

  >>3144472
  So your excuse for killing yourself is "Well fat guys may be killing themselves to but at least
  they don't get made fun of!!!"

  I'm going to come to your funeral and make fat jokes once you die of your inevitable heart attack
  you fucking cow.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)04:06:30 No.

  >>3144481
  No, my excuse for being fat is that I like food and don't like exercise.

  Also, feel free to come to the funeral, I'll try to feel bad about not being there to hear your
  jokes.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)04:11:58 No.

  >>3144472
  >people don't do that shit to fat guys
  kek

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)04:13:48 No.

  >>3144472
  things that didn't happen for 500 alex

>> [_] 3 09/07/16(Wed)04:14:21 No.

  >>3144472
  nice bait.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)04:17:49 No.

  >>3144487
  How is that bait? Some people are legitimately assholes and will publicly abuse you for their own
  amusement, especially if you're fat. For some reason us fat people seem to attract more of them
  because it's almost socially acceptable to make fun of fat people since it's 'unhealthy'.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)04:22:18 No.

  >>3144483
  >No, my excuse for being fat is that I like food and don't like exercise.
  >>3144488
  > 'unhealthy'.
  You're literally retarded. How can you expect anybody to respect you if you can't respect
  yourself enough to not ruin your health over hedonism?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)04:22:34 No.

  >>3144488
  Lose weight you fat fuck.
  Its not only unhealthy its disgusting to look at

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)04:33:19 No.

  >>3144490
  I'm ugly when I'm skinny, too. At least this way I'll die sooner, so you'd think it would be
  pretty much win-win for everybody involved.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)04:35:35 No.

  >>3144489
  Everybody ruins their life over hedonism in some way or another. Whether it's putting yourself in
  debt while buying fancy clothes and accessories you don't need, having dangerous surgical
  procedures done to make you sexier, or whatever. At the end of the day, everybody's a hedonist,
  I'm just honest about it.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)04:39:14 No.

  >>3144472
  >as a fat woman

  You expect me to read after you started with this?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)04:40:17 No.

  >>3144494
  Don't say "everybody". What is with this projection?
  This is why people hate fat "people". They're always so delusional, and outright dishonest.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)04:42:34 No.

  >>3144472
  >as a fat woman

  Yeah fucking right

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)04:48:42 No.

  >>3144472
  LOL

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)05:14:09 No.

  >>3144472
  >as a fat woman
  you know what? you don't need to show TITS to prove that, just GTFO

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)05:32:31 No.

  >>3144494
  I don't. I'm trying to live as long as I can because I might make it to the point where medical
  tech can extend life further than we can use it up.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)05:33:50 No.

  >>3144494
  Also, while everyone is a hedonist, moderation keeps you alive.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)07:14:18 No.

  >>3144457
  >I've seen people who do this.
  What? Really? Tell us more.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)07:17:41 No.

  >>3144472
  >"Sorry for bothering you, I just got caught in your orbit"

  fucking kek

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)08:00:16 No.

  >>3144472
  Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman.
  No seriously, you're in the way.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)10:40:45 No.

  >>3144541
  kek

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)11:13:46 No.

  >>3144488

  question for you bait anon. what would you do if you asked somebody for their name and they
  replied with "my names hugh, hugh mungus."

  would you think it's a fat joke BEFORE thinking it could be a penis joke?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)11:25:35 No.

  >>3144472
  >"Sorry for bothering you, I just got caught in your orbit" or "Oops, I thought you were the
  Michelin man" or "Didn't mean to bother you, I just thought the zoo had an escapee."
  kek

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)11:38:25 No.

  The 5 dollar thing the guy is doing is usually some bullshit to sell you something.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)11:43:06 No.

  >>3144570
  I think that's a question for Ethan.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)11:53:17 No.

  >>3144472
  fuck off fat whore

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)11:55:36 No.

  >>3144470
  >Literally the only downside to having aspergers is that I don't understand the thought process
  that goes into people slapping each other's asses in sports.
  Seriously. What does smacking a dude's buns have to do with bonding as a team?
  Wait, no. I've got a better one.
  >What does slapping a man's ass burgers have to do with bonding as a team?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)11:57:01 No.

  I'd pay money to watch a TV show where that little guy walks or runs through a dark labyrinth and
  the fat women is also there and her job is to sneak up on him and scare him.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)12:00:31 No.

  >>3144472
  Should I start following fat people around and waiting to hear this kind of commentary or does it
  just happen somewhere else?

  Also, exercising is fun if you can do it as a group. I recommend searching for an Amtgard group
  in your area. It's basically all the fun of sword-play with foam. You get plenty of exercise and
  the communities are often friendly enough to lend you swords for your own personal practice
  purposes.
  It's exercise but without the mind-numbing boringness of having to warm up first so you can
  actually get something out of it.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)12:02:41 No.

  >>3144589
  Genuinely funny concept. Here's hoping someone here knows an eccentric millionaire.

>> [_] ▄ ▌ !D0CT0R5JCg 09/07/16(Wed)12:16:26 No.

  >>3144472
  Fat guy reporting in. This isn't true. I've been subjected to bullying my entire overweight life.

  The difference between fat men and fat women is that fat men don't give a fuck, but fat women
  "have feelings" that are "damaged" by these comments.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)12:19:49 No.

  >>3144602
  Trump says go exercise and lose some weight.
  You can do it!
  He has faith in you.

>> [_] ▄ ▌ !D0CT0R5JCg 09/07/16(Wed)12:24:32 No.

  >>3144605
  Been trying. FYI exercise isn't a silver bullet to being fat. Some people just cannot lose
  weight, despite eating fuck all and spending hours a day doing vigorous exercise including but
  not limited to squats, curls and running.

  My problem stems from the fact that eating is a comfort thing for me. I take comfort in consuming
  food. Combine that with a bottomless appetite, and you have a recipe for a human flesh boulder.

  Also I kinda want to avoid exercise simply because you said "Trump says." I dislike him.

  >Actually I dislike anybody in politics, even non-politicians that make it their job to analyze
  politics.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)12:26:55 No.

  >>3144607
  did you know Trump secretly visits /f/?
  I know, quite a shocker, right?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)12:28:23 No.

  >>3144607
  Your post hits home with me.
  I used to be pretty overweight.
  Then my sister told me.
  Eat to live, don't live to eat.
  I wish you luck. Changing the habit and really the way you look at food is the hard part but
  afterwards it gets easier.
  Still if food is one of your only pleasure sources and you don't really have anything to replace
  it with then yeah... it isn't easy.

>> [_] ▄ ▌ !D0CT0R5JCg 09/07/16(Wed)12:30:47 No.

  >>3144609
  Dude the fucker probably doesn't even know how to open his web browser let alone browse an image
  board.

>> [_] ▄ ▌ !D0CT0R5JCg 09/07/16(Wed)12:31:48 No.

  >>3144610
  I thank you for your words of support.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)12:38:43 No.

  >>3144611
  how can you truly know? If I were so scared of Trump showing up here I'd never come here. ever.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)12:40:10 No.

  >>3144607
  Identified problem: food is a tool for comfort.
  Potential solution: find something else to use for comfort.

  If I might make a strange suggestion, perhaps do some exercises to increase your calf muscles.
  Then, when you're strong enough to walk without leaving even the slightest shake (this isn't a
  jab at over-weight people. My sister is about 130 pounds and she shakes the very earth when she
  walks because I guess she hates having healthy knees or something), do some graceful moves when
  no one is watching. Stand on your toes and use your off-leg to do a pivoting swing. Use your arms
  to manipulate your center of gravity and try to get creative with how you can flow between one
  pose to the other without altering your surroundings. It's almost like dancing except your doing
  it for yourself; your own enjoyment of the sensation you get when you move in such grandiose ways
  but manage to not only keep balance but use this change in balance to continue doing what you're
  doing.
  Think water-bending from Avatar (if you've watched it). Moving in a way that flows like water.

  But then again, what I've suggested is more about "joy" and less about "comfort". I'm not sure
  what I do for comfort aside from lie in bed and try to resolve what few problems I can by
  thinking about them.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)12:42:05 No.

  >>3144609
  >>3144611
  >>3144616
  If he visited /f/, we'd probably already know it. We'd probably know him as a Trump impersonator
  up until he made a tweet revealing that the guy who was being aggressively obnoxious on this
  board was, in fact, him.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)12:42:25 No.

  >>3144472
  I used to weigh 127kg, and was frequently made fun of. Also
  >I just got caught in your orbit
  kek

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)12:43:13 No.

  >>3144618
  Trump is sweet and loving.
  His golden touch will heal your heart.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)12:44:28 No.

  >>3144620
  This is why I want him to take me into space so we can both be safe when Earth explodes.

>> [_] ▄ ▌ !D0CT0R5JCg 09/07/16(Wed)12:52:35 No.

  >>3144617
  What I used to do for comfort was smoke weed.

  It became a problem, so I solved it.

  Now I don't smoke weed anymore.

  Nice idea anyway, but unfortunately my home doesn't provide me the luxury of space to "move"

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)12:53:40 No.

  >>3144624
  how did it become a problem?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)12:56:06 No.

  >>3144624
  >What I used to do for comfort was smoke weed.
  but that only made you feel hungrier you idiot

>> [_] ▄ ▌ !D0CT0R5JCg 09/07/16(Wed)12:56:50 No.

  >>3144626
  I got bronchitis.

  Cue that one meme.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)12:58:36 No.

  >>3144631
  Well if you wanted to keep smoking you could have bought a vaporizer I suppose.
  That way it wouldn't bother your lungs.

>> [_] ▄ ▌ !D0CT0R5JCg 09/07/16(Wed)12:58:50 No.

  >>3144629
  Actually no it didn't. That's a common misconception. Not all stoners get the munchies whenever
  they punch on. I honestly couldn't stand having food after having a bong without brushing my
  teeth and using mouthwash first.

  And I hate mint, which just so happens to be literally the only flavor of any oral hygiene
  product in Australia.

>> [_] ▄ ▌ !D0CT0R5JCg 09/07/16(Wed)13:00:40 No.

  >>3144634
  True, but finances were screwed as it was. It turned out cheaper to buy a bottle of jack and
  drink that slowly between paydays than it did to buy pot and smoke that.

  But I haven't had a drink for a few weeks because card fees shoved their big green dick up my
  anus.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)13:03:23 No.

  >>3144624
  >Space is a luxury
  I empathize with this so fucking hard. And it's not like you can just go outside and do it or
  some asshole will start recording it on their phone.

  Also, I guess you could make a promise to yourself that every time, before you sit down, you will
  do one jumping jack or squat thrust. Not too physically or psychologically taxing and now that I
  think about it, I'm going to start doing that now. Seems like just the sort of thing to get me in
  the mood for doing [things].

  Also, is weed not yet legal in Australia? I feel like they'd want to make it legal ever since big
  tobacco tried to sue them and lost. Y'know. Just so they could get back at them. (i.e. weed sales
  would cut into tobacco sales)

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)13:05:12 No.

  >>3144641
  Also, the squat thrust thing isn't supposed to be a thing that solves all of the problems. Just
  something that makes a small impact but an impact nonetheless.

>> [_] ▄ ▌ !D0CT0R5JCg 09/07/16(Wed)13:09:31 No.

  >>3144641
  Eh, it's legality is a bit spotty.

  In every state, it is illegal to smoke, possess, or have paraphernalia. Every state except the
  Australian Capital Territory (basically Australia's version of Washington).

  Down there you can own up to 2 mature cannabis plants per adult living in that house. So get 2
  adult roomies and you can have 6 plants.

  But I believe it's still illegal to possess the paraphernalia or smoke the drug.

  We are trialing medicinal cannabis in New South Wales, however thats limited to like 100 patients
  at most, and they will still get arrested and charged by police automatically if the drug dogs
  sniff you on public transport.

>> [_] ▄ ▌ !D0CT0R5JCg 09/07/16(Wed)13:14:23 No.

  >>3144646
  anyway I'm going to sleep. Its fucking 3:15 am, and I'm going to pass out soon anyway so I want
  to do that while lying on a comfy mattress rather than glued to a leather chair.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)13:15:49 No.

  >>3144647
  lol. G'night.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)13:35:27 No.

  >>3144607

  >Some people just cannot lose weight, despite eating fuck all

  Wrong. That statement violates the laws of thermodynamics. You can not become/remain fat without
  consistently consuming more calories than your body needs.

  >My problem stems from the fact that eating is a comfort thing for me. I take comfort in
  consuming food. Combine that with a bottomless appetite, and you have a recipe for a human flesh
  boulder.

  You're showing more awareness than in your first statement here, but you completely avoid your
  unwillingness to exert a bit of self control. Ultimately, you aren't fat because you have a big
  appetite, but because you don't exercise discipline. Unless someone is force-feeding you, you can
  only get fat by taking actions that make you fat, and it's your fault.

  >Also I kinda want to avoid exercise simply because you said "Trump says." I dislike him.

  Losers usually do. Your mentality and your opinions check out.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)13:35:54 No.

  >>3144472
  here's your (you)

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)13:53:09 No.

  >Woman obviously doesn't want to talk to man
  >Man keeps trying
  >Gets agitated and screams at him
  >Hurr le vast feminazi conspiracy to kill all men by bringing them to concentration camps and
  kill them all by firing squad, also she's fat XDDDD

  What does this have to with feminism? She obviously didn't want to talk to him.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)14:01:24 No.

  >>3144669
  I'm sorry but where you're from is it a common thing when a woman doesn't wish to speak with you
  she starts to screech?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)14:04:54 No.

  >>3144669

  Female autism and a weak or absent father pushes women towards feminism. Vid related is obviously
  one of those women.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)14:14:32 No.

  >>3144607
  Stop using an unnecessary trip. You are obviously not a doctor.

  >FYI exercise isn't a silver bullet to being fat.
  Diet actually has a greater impact on fat reduction.

  >Some people just cannot lose weight, despite eating fuck all and spending hours a day doing
  vigorous exercise including but not limited to squats, curls and running.
  Bullshit. It's been scientifically proven that that fat people over report their physical
  activity and under report their caloric consumption.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)14:49:40 No.

  >>3144602
  fuck off

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)15:27:33 No.

  >>3144472
  >Sorry for bothering you, I just got caught in your orbit
  lulz, sorry but i just cant believe people would be like that to total strangers.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)15:28:34 No.

  >>3144486
  500 kg?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)15:32:51 No.

  SAUCE NOW PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)15:50:10 No.

  damn dats a lot of replies for some screaming lady

>> [_] Anonymous 09/07/16(Wed)16:00:47 No.

  Gotta get this thing over 100!