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[_] Anon 2941415 he is best horn player in all of china. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2941417 This god damn song has been stuck in my head for weeks. Fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 2941440 >># >for weeks pleb
>> [_] Anon 2941442 i actually like this song
>> [_] Anon 2941444 >># it's called 纤夫的爱 btw by 尹相杰
>> [_] Anon 2941446 >># it's about towing a sexy lady on a boat, and she thinks the boat man is hot too, so they smash that night. he's telling her "our love is back and forth, like the swaying motion of the ropes as i pull this boat [through the river]" you have to understand, back in the day strong men had a job where they tugged a boat up and down a river, and then jsut as now, strong dudes were attractive to women
>> [_] Anon 2941448 >># when you think about it, the analogy is very much like putting the key in the ignition in the Ignition Remix by R. Kelly. basically, the dude singing this song is a player
>> [_] Anon 2941523 >># LOOK WHAT'S COMING FOR YOU, 'MURICCA §§§§!!§§1§§1!&!&!&
>> [_] Anon 2941558 >># Some of those guys look like they wish they were elsewhere.
>> [_] Anon 2941563 Its so catchy. Any more music like this?
>> [_] Anon 2941584 >># same here. I've been enjoying it's presence on /f/.
>> [_] JmTrad 2941608 i love you

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[_] [U] [L] [L] [B] [O] [A] [T] Anon 2921820 This is how they keep morale high for the troops.
>> [_] Anon 2921825 >># Thx doc
>> [_] Anon 2921872 WHY IS THIS SONG SO POPULAR
>> [_] Anon 2921892 It's Takeo Ishii all over again... Do we have some sort of power over traditional music sung by asians?
>> [_] Anon 2921919 >># thanks, doc triple dose at the moment so it should do i have not got my noko dose yet
>> [_] Anon 2921932 Why is China using closed circuit television to record this?
>> [_] Anon 2921938 >># WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE SAME RECORDING FOR EVERY LIVE PERFORMANCE?
>> [_] Anon 2921954 >># tfw no boat to pull

File: Military Grade Boat Pulling.swf-(6.63 MB, 320x234, Other)
[_] Anon 2909061 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2909088 Is this a meme because the song is about incest between a brother and sister?
>> [_] Anon 2909089 what in the fuck? this is real?? i never would have guessed that this song was so big over in asialand.
>> [_] Anon 2909093 Some of those chinks look like they're only clapping because they'll be executed if they stop.
>> [_] Anon 2909107 is this a Chinese propaganda? are these soldiers forced to listen to it over and over again and clap and smile and say i love it?
>> [_] Anon 2909118 >># Chinese equivalent of a USO show more or less, some obviously like it a lot more or less than others
>> [_] Anon 2909119 >># I agree with this. This occurs within the US military. You may like it or not, either way you're going to show up and at least half ass act like you want to be there.
>> [_] Anon 2909129 I wonder if this is actually a popular folk song in China
>> [_] Chollux 2909132 Alternately, this song damages the brain to the point where they are only allowed to STOP listening to it if they charge fearlessly into battle. Fear the shrill horns heralding of our yellow foes, for they do not fear death.
>> [_] Anon 2909135 >># Popular? It's the chinese equivalent of Rickroll
>> [_] Anon 2909136 >># considering it seems to appear in plenty of different media and has more than one version, it's either a popular sort of "classic" song or it is/was a hit at some point.
>> [_] Anon 2909137 >That grin
>> [_] Anon 2909139 >># My sides. This is some high octane shit
>> [_] Anon 2909141 ching chingy ching chang chou hou ching chingy chang chung chou en en ai ai ching chung chang chou chou ching chingy ching chang chou hou ching chingy chang chung chou en en ai ai ching chung chang chou chou nyau meme wan chou ting bang juan tou I love this song.
>> [_] Anon 2909143 >># we all do anon.
>> [_] Anon 2909159 The singer Yin Xiangjie was arrested last year with drug possession. He and a bunch of others like Jackie Chan's son were all arrested apart of the big drug bust thing by the govt.
>> [_] Anon 2909161 >># that guy looks like such a nerd
>> [_] Anon 2909164 >># me...ah! so no free love in china land? well fuk communism then
>> [_] Anon 2909180 This is spreading like bebe hendl
>> [_] Anon 2909181 What is this song actually about?
>> [_] Anon 2909193 I see he's finally out of jail
>> [_] Anon 2909208 the dmx mash-up is just uncanny someone please repost
>> [_] Anon 2909216 >># not fully sure, Basically from what I can tell its a love song that takes place along a river, I guess in china people pull boats manually either in shallow areas or upstream if there is a current. The song talks about the love of two significant others, the translations are not perfect so you get sister and brother, but the people in the song are not related still funny because ching chang tho
>> [_] Anon 2909223 lipsync'd to studio recording / 10
>> [_] Anon 2909226 >># Half of the live performances are all lip sync'd its so horrendous
>> [_] Anon 2909227 >># >tfw no xiao mei mei to pull boat for
>> [_] Anon 2909233 >># > would have been so big > like 300 military guys There is no way that is an acoustically ideal stage. Considering that we couldnt hear their retarded out of sync monkey clapping, I wonder what it would have sounded like at that event.
>> [_] Anon 2909234 >># It's basically just a cheesy love song, in which the guy is pulling the boat from the shore while the woman sits in it. The first 2 sentences sum the whole thing up: "little sister, you sit on the boat, big brother walks on the shore" The rest is just lovey dovey stuff. Also, "brother" and "sister" is often used as an affectionate term in Chinese. It doesn't mean they are related.
>> [_] Anon 2909240 so whats the name of this song?
>> [_] Anon 2909254 >># Darude - Sandstorm
>> [_] Anon 2909258 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpR2fk0D mxE
>> [_] Anon 2909259 >># believe me finding a "Chinese folk song about boat pulling" is hard
>> [_] Anon 2909263 Will you fucking chinks stop posting this song jesus fuck it's godawful. Nobody likes your shit "culture."
>> [_] Anon 2909269 >># rude tbh
>> [_] Anon 2909283 >># jog on cunt
>> [_] Anon 2909303 >># i quite enjoy this xiao meme