File: nobody came.swf-(1.08 MB, 1064x685, Loop)
[_] Anonymous 01/28/17(Sat)03:40:30 No.3208169
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/17(Sat)04:01:50 No.3208172
>>3208169
>nobody came.
sounds like my only sexual encounter
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/17(Sat)04:10:33 No.3208175
>>3208172
how?
is it really sex if no one cums?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/17(Sat)04:20:55 No.3208176
>>3208175
I suppose if erect ponor in vagoo happens.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/17(Sat)06:20:43 No.3208189
Whenever I play DF, I always have one dorf separate from everyone.
Their job? To operate switches and make food for the rest of them.
The dining room stockpile is in an airlock.
Said dorf makes food when not operating switches, moves to stockpile.
When not making food, the stockpile is locked off from him and opened to the rest of the fort.
It is a lonely life, but he never questions his existence, just putting out legendary meal one
after another and flicking switches to cause FUN.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/17(Sat)07:59:47 No.3208196
what's the sauce on the song shitlords?
already looked in the archives
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/17(Sat)08:06:30 No.3208198
>>3208196
You went too far in the steps and forgot the basics. Expand the window.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/17(Sat)08:32:26 No.3208199
>>3208176
Is it really sex if it's in the butt?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/17(Sat)08:38:33 No.3208200
>>3208189
this story touched my heart anon
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/17(Sat)09:06:43 No.3208202
>>3208199
nope!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/17(Sat)10:29:23 No.3208218
>>3208202
I'll have you know I was birthed from an anal cavity, thank you very much!
It does indeed count!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/17(Sat)10:32:20 No.3208219
>>3208200
I'm actually thinking of extending on the idea.
I was thinking about it last night, funnily enough.
Going to have a family doing it instead.
I'll try find a couple of people that are friendly as soon as possible.
I will move them in together in the switch operator / kitchen area, lock the door and throw away
the key!
Not sure if I could remove the airlock entirely and have some one-way delivery system for the
cooked food. (and ingredients to make food with)
I've never experimented with advanced mechanisms and such.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/17(Sat)12:32:08 No.3208239
>>3208218
are... are you saying you had sex with your father the moment you were born out of his ass?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/17(Sat)12:33:21 No.3208240
>>3208219
dwarf fortress need an insanity system that allows the father to snap and kill his family
