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[_] /tbg/ - Table Building General Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)05:57:50 No.

  Learn from this master craftsman on how to build tables and possibly repair fridges.

  Why should you build tables instead of doing something you actually enjoy?
  It's all covered in this video here!

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>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)06:11:11 No.

  Dude models himself into a walking stereotype of the old-time dad as portrayed by TV and then
  goes on to pretend he's above it all.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)06:14:52 No.

  I don't get it. If all he can do is build tables, then what does he do when there are no tables
  to build?

>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)06:44:45 No.

  *flips table*

>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)06:50:34 No.

  REAL men fix refrigerators! REAL men make tables! and if you have a bit of time for relaxation
  then... and ONLY then... may you OCCASIONALLY indulge in fiction.

  participating in a form of media unapproved of by this pompous douchebag will result in the
  immediate revocation of your man-card. you've been warned.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)07:26:57 No.

  >>3166005
  >/tbg/ - Table Building General
  Weird, it's showing 404...
  FIX YOUR SHIT HIRO I GOT SHAKER DROPLEAF PICS TO SHARE

>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)08:08:20 No.

  >>3166005
  Man children BTFO

>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)08:51:22 No.

  >>3166005
  But he doesn't seem to understand that videogames aren't a genre, they're a kind of media on
  their own.
  It's like saying "all games are for kids," when some chess-grandmasters might disagree.
  And most men have a good extra hour a day, when they should be able to reap the fruits of their
  labors and enjoy themselves.
  Master bait, I'm really assflustered.
  I don't really like conferences or playing games while yelling at dumb kids, though.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)08:56:13 No.

  >>3166005

  Is this guy actually serious?

>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)10:34:36 No.

  >>3166059
  no he is not, parody thing

>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)11:40:24 No.

  I wish i had a youtube link for this

>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)11:47:38 No.

  >>3166005

  Here you nerds go, Shits pretty funny.

  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGy6uV7yqGWDeUWTZzT3ZEg

>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)12:08:43 No.

  Some new male trying to tell me how to live

  ok

>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)13:57:57 No.

  >>3166059
  The fact that he says he finds all fiction childish should've tipped you off. No, he isn't.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)14:03:19 No.

  >>3166169
  actually he was being serious and while he might be abit over the top what he says is essentially
  true.
  instead of staring at a small box for hours and shooting nerdy pixel men with your nerd gun
  drawings you could be working out or learning something or advancing your social life or career
  or building a table.
  He also said reading some fiction is alright but its a vice like watching TV.
  He is right...

  >>3166124
  How is he a new male?
  Because he wears thin suspenders or has a nicely trimmed beard?

  >>3166027
  correct

  >>3166008
  Right because those old time dads were way shittier then modern men right?
  What a shame it would be to mimic some of their lost qualities.
  Also wearing thin suspenders and having a nice beard doesn't make you an old time dad or a
  hipster.
  I wear suspenders also because they are better supporters then shitty belts and I have a beard at
  the moment because my trimmer broke.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)14:14:33 No.

  >>3166173
  What gives him any authority on how I should live my life?

  So what if I want to play game or read fiction in my spare time, as long as I do something
  productive why should anyone care? It's like you're in a subway and getting mad at someone in
  front of you for ordering the "wrong" sandwich.

  If I don't place much stock in a social life or I'm doing fine in my career, why should I try to
  advance them?

  >Right because those old time dads were way shittier then modern men right?
  Sure they did repairs around the house because they would save money, but not all of them.
  Besides his point that those older men didn't play video games or watch TV is stupid because they
  still did have entertainment regularly.

  He doesn't mention radio shows which were huge for a long time in roughly the 20s - 40s. What
  about bars? It's certainly entertaining to go out and get drunk or hear some poetry, sing songs
  and so forth.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)14:14:34 No.

  >>3166173
  In what way is reading fiction a vice? Some of the best works of all time are either complete
  fiction, realistic fiction, or fiction based on real events. Plato's "The Republic", "Invisible
  Man", much of the works of William Shakespeare were patent fiction, "The Odyssey", "The Divine
  Comedy", "Crime and Punishment". The bulk of all literature ever written is fiction.

  Do you really believe it's better to sit around and read biographies or histories? Just because
  the guy was sort of right on one thing doesn't mean he isn't either an elaborate troll or
  ridiculously elitist. I honestly take the troll side, and if you take even half of what he says
  seriously then you need a perspective adjustment.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)14:22:13 No.

  >>3166010
  There's always a table that needs to be built. You'd understand this if you were a real man.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)14:50:59 No.

  How many tables have you built today /f/? I built 2 tables out of cherry using only hand tools,
  then went ahead and fixed my fridge (that mysteriously breaks every time this flash is posted)
  and then built another table, this time out of oak.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)14:54:27 No.

  this is hilarious

>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)15:01:34 No.

  >>3166173
  sup guy featured in the video

>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)15:16:58 No.

  >>3166173
  >you could be working out
  t. DYEL

>> [_] Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)15:45:15 No.

  >2016
  >realise that i have been wasting my life and should have been building tables in my leisure
  time, not having fun on a game
  >contemplate committing suicide but realise that i could be building a table instead
  >build so many tables that there is no more room in the house
  >family comes home and is distraught "Daddy why are there so many tables in the house?" my
  daughter cried
  >ignore her and continue building tables like my overlord commanded
  >build so many tables that it envelopes the country, killing everyone
  >i am the table king