File: DEAD PIGEON - DO NOT OPEN.swf-(2.31 MB, 448x352, Hentai)
[_] Anon 3352174 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3352177 why are jumpscares always the same few images recycled. are there really that few scary faces on the internet
>> [_] Anon 3352179 >># Jumpscares are generally considered a lazy approach to horror so I could only imagine the people behind creating them are generally pretty lazy themselves
>> [_] Anon 3352188 I don't know what I expected.
>> [_] Anon 3352189 >># I expected a dead pigeon! WHERE'S MY DEAD PIGEON?
>> [_] Anon 3352190 i didn't open it what do i get
>> [_] Anon 3352192 >># You don't get a dead pigeon.
>> [_] Anon 3352196 OP is a faggot did not deliver dead pigeon as promissed:/
>> [_] Anon 3352197 >># I saw the H and expected a pigeon getting fucked
>> [_] Anon 3352200 >># Does anyone even fall for screamers anymore? I browse /f/ with my headphones turned nearly all the way down and way from my ears if it's not a flash I recognize. Most of the flashes are already so god damn loud I can hear them just fine without putting them on anyway.
>> [_] Anon 3352205 Why wouldn't there be a dead pigeon! Come on!
>> [_] Anon 3352207 >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Scary autism screech!
>> [_] Anon 3352211 >># i fell for it, simply because i already had volume way the fuck up from doing something else 2 hours ago and forgot to get into the proper mind set for browsing /f/. now all the pigeons are dead.
>> [_] Anon 3352224 >># Cute girl though
>> [_] Anon 3352233 OP, you will die in your sleep tonight. Goodbye.
>> [_] Anon 3352264 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA
>> [_] Anon 3352265 jajaja its a very funny :)
>> [_] Anon 3352296 кaкoe жe тyпoe eблo y этo pycнявoй cocки :(
>> [_] Anon 3352297 >tfw i keep my headphones on max >mfw people complain this is loud is it summer?
>> [_] Anon 3352304 who is QT?

File: too pure for this world.swf-(2.31 MB, 448x352, Japanese)
[_] ;~; Anon 3263616
>> [_] Anon 3263619 3edgy5me Go jump in a tire fire.
>> [_] Anon 3263621 >># startled. 4/10
>> [_] Anon 3263625 Screamers were a shit meme in 2007 and they're a shit meme now
>> [_] Anon 3263635 ugh.
>> [_] Anon 3263642 >># Haha wow what cutie
>> [_] Anon 3263643 Hey, OP? I hope you die in a car fire while this shit's on max volume in the headphones you're wearing.
>> [_] Anon 3263646 Close but no cigar.
>> [_] Anon 3263658 Remember, kiddies! If you post screamers, you go to hell before you die.
>> [_] Anon 3263660 I closed this prematurely because I knew it would be a shitty flash
>> [_] Anon 3263664 >># lol this is a pretty dope flash
>> [_] Anon 3263669 >># a winrar is you!!
>> [_] Anon 3263685 >2017 >People still can't recognize a screamer >People still open flashes at high volume Well, it goes to show that we still get new anons around here
>> [_] Anon 3263687 >># dis.
>> [_] Anon 3263691 If I had headphones on or a good computer speaker, this might have gotten me. It's been too long /f/
>> [_] Anon 3263700 Sony MDR-V6 connected to a semi-shit Yamaha amp. Good thing i'm drunk i may have shit my pants HARD. Nice.
>> [_] Anon 3263702 motherfuck
>> [_] Anon 3263703 >># Welp, there goes those earphones Fuck you OP
>> [_] Anon 3263704 Whats with all the screamers recently?

File: DEAD PIGEON - DO NOT OPEN.swf-(2.31 MB, 448x352, Hentai)
[_] Anon 3239437
>> [_] Anon 3239447 >># Screamer, don't bother.
>> [_] Anon 3239448 >># I wasn't even startled. Try to make it less obvious, next time.
>> [_] Anon 3239451 >># What part of 'DO NOT OPEN' in all caps did you not understand?
>> [_] Anon 3239452 >># why post something that no one should open then? Yeah, beacuase you are a bastard troll.
>> [_] Anon 3239454 >># Don't be mad because you couldn't follow a simple instruction. Rather, be mad at yourself.
>> [_] Anon 3239456 >># I don't know what I was expecting
>> [_] Anon 3239457 What is this, a screamer from 2004?
>> [_] Anon 3239459 >># becasue lolicatgirls.swf always gives us loli cat girls, right?
>> [_] Anon 3239475 I always turn my volume down to 1 whenever I browse /f/. This just reinforced that choice.
>> [_] Anon 3239480 >># >># But I wanted to see a dead pigeon.
>> [_] Anon 3239482 >># kek, faggots
>> [_] Anon 3239521 >># I don't know what i was expecting
>> [_] Anon 3239523 The whole "do not open" hiding the obvious in the open isn't even meta anymore. And this is just a shit screamer. Someone failed Meme School.
>> [_] Anon 3239544 >># huh, got a startle out of me. At least not as cancerous at that one that forces you to print shit
>> [_] Anon 3239547 >># >that one that forces you to print shit That sounds quite hilarious desu
>> [_] Anon 3239568 >># Hah those were fun times. Just as fun as the infinite tabs troll
>> [_] Anon 3239570 >># >># I believe the browser wll just automatically block them

File: DEAD PIGEON - DO NOT OPEN.swf-(2.31 MB, 448x352, Other)
[_] Anon 3169647
>> [_] Why 3169648 Dude i hope you die
>> [_] Anon 3169649 wow... just wow how could you do this?
>> [_] Anon 3169651 >># >># Ayy Lmao
>> [_] Anon 3169659 >># >># His life sucks and he needs to make others feels bad just like him
>> [_] Anon 3169661 >># oh no
>> [_] Anon 3169663 >># you got me good lol, im dying from laughter
>> [_] Anon 3169669 Fuck you nigger, I was expecting A daily dose or other. Not this uncreative crap.
>> [_] Anon 3169673 >># Well he did say "Do not open"
>> [_] Anon 3169674 OUCH __

File: DEAD PIGEON - DO NOT OPEN.swf-(2.31 MB, 448x352, Hentai)
[_] Every day until you like it~ Anon 3046675 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3046680 If anyone was wondering, the creature (not sure what gender should be applied in this case) is speaking in Russian. Something like: "They say that the polar bears aren't able to smile... It is not true".
>> [_] Anon 3046683 >># This flash contains a cute russian girl, followed by a screamer filled with gore. sorry op, ruined your fun.
>> [_] Anon 3046687 >># Lol, like anyone reads the comments before the flash.
>> [_] Anon 3046688 >># Thanks for the heads up. >># Think again, fuccboi
>> [_] Anon 3046692 >># What tipped you off, genius? The 'do not open'?
>> [_] Anon 3046699 >># >platinum mad because my fun got ruined gg fuccboi
>> [_] Anon 3046700 >># I'm sorry that you're stupid.
>> [_] Anon 3046703 >># So, that thing's spewing time back into the universe?
>> [_] Anon 3046705 >># lol, well played OP
>> [_] Anon 3046706 I wanna fuck that girl
>> [_] Anon 3046718 Noone read's that fucking coments before watching. For that shit need to be create special category. To defend inecent people from the dark pover of the 4chan itself.
>> [_] Anon 3046776 Im not much of a pedo but she could change my mind
>> [_] Anon 3046777 jesus h christ!
>> [_] Anon 3046781 remember that one guy that kept flooding /f/ with screamers? me neither
>> [_] Anon 3046790 >># Same here
>> [_] Anon 3046792 >># jokes on you I already love it
>> [_] Anon 3046793 I have always wanted the fucking source to the girl.
>> [_] Anon 3046794 >># I FUCKING FOUND IT I FEEL SO PROUD OF MYSELF https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTwptVsQ 8JA
>> [_] Anon 3046812 >># >># I FOUND IT TOO You got it off swfchan, fucking faggot.
>> [_] Anon 3046816 >># hahaha dumbass
>> [_] Anon 3046823 >># She proooobably is over 18 now.
>> [_] Anon 3046843 >i always read comments first >open flash anyways I like to live dangerously.
>> [_] Anon 3046848 >># I don't know why, I knew what it was, I've seen it plenty of times but it still made me feel slightly uncomfortable. Maybe it's the contrast in images.
>> [_] Anon 3046851 Wasn't even looking up and you still got me with the sound.

File: DEAD PIGEON - DO NOT OPEN.swf-(2.31 MB, 448x352, Hentai)
[_] Anon 3038794 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3038795 Why the fuck did I fall for that so late at night. You got me good, you fucker.
>> [_] Anon 3038801 >># fuck you
>> [_] Anon 3038806 I don't know what I expected
>> [_] Anon 3038811 >DO NOT OPEN ok
>> [_] Anon 3038816 Where is the punchline..? ...I don't get this humor...
>> [_] Anon 3038817 >DO NOT OPEN Let's see what we got here >Plug headphones >Vol 70% >Not actually scared or suprised what was that?
>> [_] Anon 3038829 for anyone who wants the original video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTwptVsQ 8JA
>> [_] Anon 3038859 >># He/she looks like Pico.
>> [_] Anon 3038861 Haven't gotten got by one of these for years. Well played.
>> [_] Anon 3038865 >># If this had just been the same screamer, it would have been fucking great
>> [_] Anon 3038866 i really want something that looks like this in porn. right now.
>> [_] Anon 3038874 who is the obnoxious cunt?
>> [_] Elle Lowel !pY5mGGxSYY 3038882 One frame gave the screamer away.. I mean.. flash red after the scream, not before.
>> [_] Anon 3038885 that's why i always listen then watch
>> [_] Anon 3038894 >># >open flash >too quiet to hear at 2% >go to click out, get 1 single frame of screamer you dont have the slip on me
>> [_] Anon 3038897 >too quiet to hear at min. volume >/f/ intuition says screamer >brain thinks "too quiet, turn up" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q8hAb23 0OE
>> [_] Anon 3038900 You got me, god damnit I let my guard down because I hadn't seen this particular one before.
>> [_] Anon 3038903 Hmh whats this....Oh shes cute is that russi..... Fuck you that was good, made me jump. 9/10
>> [_] Anon 3038905 >># why'd you have to get me horny anon?
>> [_] Anon 3038907 >># obviously a girl
>> [_] Anon 3038909 >># That's a man.
>> [_] Anon 3038944 Was just about to go to bed. Was just subconsciously opening random flashes before pudding time. Was just about to close this one before it turned screamer. Fuck me man. Got me good.

File: DEAD PIGEON - DO NOT OPEN.swf-(2.31 MB, 448x352, Hentai)
[_] Anon 3025607 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3025609 Well, you did warn me. I've got no one to blame but myself.
>> [_] Anon 3025610 You motherfucker
>> [_] Anon 3025611 >># Came here to say this
>> [_] Anon 3025613 >># You should've Photoshopped her face and used some motion tweening to get that jump scare effect. Audio was a little oldschool, felt like a 60's horror film. Average - 5/10.
>> [_] Anon 3025617 And here I was gearing up for some Arrested Development
>> [_] Anon 3025618 >># >># >># >># >># You people will not believe, how many times this has been reposted.
>> [_] Anon 3025621 >># Yeah, I thought I saw this before somewhere, but swfchan only brought up two posts so I dismissed it as a deja vu. That's why I'm saying I've got no one to blame but my self, I ignored every single warning sing.
>> [_] Anon 3025623 >># Renaming is a thing.
>> [_] Anon 3025626 >># B-but swfchan usually keeps track of all the different file names.
>> [_] Anon 3025633 I was just about to put on the headphones when it occurred, you probably almost got me OP
>> [_] Anon 3025639 i was not prepared at all, i put my hands to cover my eyes like a faggot
>> [_] Anon 3025655 the images are ok, but i was wearing headphones, sheesh. what are you 12 ? grow up kid
>> [_] Anon 3025657 >># >getting angry over screamers on /f/ you'd have to one massive pussy to actually get scared by some sudden loud noise and spooky images.
>> [_] Anon 3025660 >suspicious filename >open it, but in a background tab >lower the volume and listen >sure enough, hear the obvious distorted overdriven audio of a screamer The japanese girl sounded cute, tho.
>> [_] Anon 3025661 phew at least I didn't turn up the volume
>> [_] Anon 3025667 ... I don't know what I expected.
>> [_] Anon 3025669 I came.
>> [_] Anon 3025670 >># That was Russian, I'm fairly sure.
>> [_] Anon 3025671 Lucky I was fucking around with my volume during that. Thanks for waking me up a little Dr. Skeleton, you spooky fuck.
>> [_] Anon 3025673 dat bart simpson
>> [_] Anon 3025675 >># > jackass weeaboo > too afraid to admit white girl is cute > calls her japanese cause "hurr durr jap is superior" whos the kid btw?
>> [_] Anon 3025676 >># >slavs >white Fuck off, I don't want to be associated with your trash
>> [_] Anon 3025677 >># then what are they? facial structure and skin pigment dictates they are caucasian. suck my dick you fatnigger
>> [_] Anon 3025696 >># i am numb to these things now
>> [_] Anon 3025700 >># For fuck sake! you son of a bitch also good treeck you fag
>> [_] Anon 3025730 Came for potential Arrested Development reference. Left empty handed.
>> [_] Anon 3025736 Well I guess I deserved that
>> [_] Anon 3025742 I don't know what I expected.
>> [_] Anon 3025747 shes scary at the start tho 2
>> [_] daria 3025756 >># me too, isn't internet wonderful?
>> [_] Anon 3025764 I think at this point I'm just punishing myself
>> [_] Anon 3025768 >># There's a difference between scared and startled.

File: DEAD PIGEON - DO NOT OPEN.swf-(2.31 MB, 448x352, Hentai)
[_] Anon 3001505
>> [_] Anon 3001507 fuk u.... FUK U
>> [_] Anon 3001508 Holy shit that is so hot <3
>> [_] Anon 3001511 >># Thats a boy you know...
>> [_] Anon 3001512 >># More the reason to fuck it
>> [_] Anon 3001513 >># even hotter
>> [_] Anon 3001514 wait... Did I close that, or did it close itself?!
>> [_] Anon 3001517 It would be scarier if it didn't rupture my ear drums
>> [_] Anon 3001518 >># What did I just say? That's right, don't say I didn't warn you.
>> [_] Anon 3001530 i literary just'd
>> [_] Anon 3001545 >># I just literally'd.
>> [_] Anon 3001546 >># i
>> [_] Anon 3001551 You fucking got me.
>> [_] Anon 3001553 Source of cute slave girl?
>> [_] Anon 3001554 >implying jump scares work on anyone other than newfags
>> [_] Anon 3001559 >># How the fuck am I supposed to tell it's a screamer other than the comment count? also for some reason /f/ has been unusually low on screamers for the past few months.
>> [_] Anon 3001563 What was Bart Simpson doing there at the end?
>> [_] Anon 3001564 SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE A U C E S A U C E S A U C E
>> [_] Anon 3001570 I don't know what I expected
>> [_] Anon 3001571 >># Wish there was more of it
>> [_] Anon 3001572 Swing and a miss.
>> [_] Anon 3001573 the first girl was ugly as hell, others were beautiful
>> [_] Anon 3001575 >># Implying I ever look at anything aside the [H]

File: Cute Russian girls FTW.swf-(2.31 MB, 448x352, Other)
[_] Anon 2947158
>> [_] Anon 2947159 I had my pants off and my cock in my hands and then I promptly tore my cock off.
>> [_] Anon 2947160 Ahh! Shock factors!
>> [_] Anon 2947164 First Spooky Scary was just hot enough to reduce the scurrs low enough to stop shock from occurring.