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>> [_] Anon 3447121 Did he think that making videos was going to make people like him or make him relevant again? By god he is the least manly looking man to spout hurdur alpha male bullshit ever.

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[_] Anon 3048634 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3048670 I'm ready for summer
>> [_] Anon 3048724 if i was as angry at the world as maddox then id just fucking kill myself
>> [_] Anon 3048799 >># >maddox AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH QUIT POSTING THIS UNTALENTED PIECE OF SHIT. FUCK OFFFFFFFF.

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[_] Anon 3039978
>> [_] Anon 3039980 maddox is such a badass :)
>> [_] Anon 3039985 is this matthew santoro's less successful brother?
>> [_] Anon 3040032 Quite hating on bendy straws, they let me drink while lying down.
>> [_] Anon 3040056 >># this.
>> [_] Anon 3040068 >># Why are you laying down so often? Sit in a damn chair. You're a young man with a body in its prime. Maddox was right.
>> [_] Anon 3040070 >># Don't tell me how to take it easy!
>> [_] Anon 3040081 I remember an age where Maddox was the premiere internet asshole. Now he's yelling about straws. What happened?
>> [_] Anon 3040084 >># you happened
>> [_] Anon 3040103 >># k

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[_] Anon 2995610
>> [_] Anon 2995611 >># Don't post YT rips.
>> [_] Anon 2995612 >># Make me, fag.
>> [_] Anon 2995613 >># Fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 2995620 Haha Maddox is so cool, such a badass.
>> [_] Anon 2995641 Maddox in video form is decidedly unfunny compared to his writing, but he isn't wrong about this shit.
>> [_] Anon 2995699 Maddox got old
>> [_] Anon 2995704 Yeah Maddox used to be alright. Now he's stale, bland and has pretty much become what he always made fun of.
>> [_] Anon 2995713 Even at the ending he's like "That's all the shitty inventions I have time for". Clearly the reason is because he can only come up with so much shit to complain about - he's obviously running out of ideas and rationing his content to keep him going. It's really sad when people become this.
>> [_] Anon 2995768 the first one is fucking stupid, what the fuck is the problem
>> [_] Anon 2995794 >Wah. I don't like things, watch me complain about it angrily. Like and subscribe!
>> [_] Anon 2995803 >># Maddox fucks bitc*es... what do you do?
>> [_] Anon 2995849 >># Bendy straws are complete shit though, he's absolutely right about them.
>> [_] Anon 2995859 but curved straws were invented for milkshakes/slush so the frozen liquid would not get in your palate, causing brain freeze
>> [_] Anon 2995862 >># Palate has nothing to do with brainfreeze, it's caused by nerves in the deep throat. Also that doesn't fucking make any sense at all, one the bendy shit is completely worthless for thick liquids as it is a structural weakness under vacuum.
>> [_] Anon 2995863 holy shit what a faggot
>> [_] Anon 2995865 >># Who even uses straws anyway? Those who use them are people who like things being "convenient". It makes sense to add convenience towards that target market, even if it's useless that's what was in demand at the time. It's not like they're targeted at everyone to use them and there's no point in stopping their production either. Just another useless point Maddox now brings up compared to decent content he used to make years ago.
>> [_] Anon 2995867 >># Anon, that's not a nice thing to say about yourself. Have you been doing your self esteem exercises?
>> [_] Anon 2995870 >># I guess sometimes I use a straw at a restaurant because I'm not sure who has handled the rim of the glass. Also it's good if you have sensitive teeth.
>> [_] Anon 2995877 Can this be another shitposting thread? That last one left me in wanting.
>> [_] Anon 2995893 Okay, I had a good laugh at finding out a turd with a selfie stick got struck by lightning.
>> [_] Anon 2995935 >># Hes partially right about it, but if you have such a fucking issue that you can't even get your mouth over a straw, you need to get checked.