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>> [_] Anon 3381794 What movie is this and why have I never seen it?
>> [_] Anon 3381796 >># This scene is preaty fuckin good, too bad the movie is preaty meh.
>> [_] Anon 3381804 Oh yeah I love teen spirt
>> [_] Anon 3381808 >># you've never seen it because Pan is shit
>> [_] Anon 3381837 I wonder what the writer was smoking when he came up with this.

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[_] Happy 4th Anon 3344723 Leaked footage from inside an ICE detention center. And the dummycrats except us to feel sorry for these kids? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3344724 I don't know why they thought pirates singing nirvana was a good idea, it's just goofy.
>> [_] Anon 3344740 >># Wait, this isn't an edit?
>> [_] Anon 3344743 >># nope, I remember seeing this in theatre and it was extremely out of place. Fell very flat and its about the only thing notable in the movie
>> [_] Anon 3344744 >># no sadly it's not, they used the song because Courtney Love, the woman that says loudly "I feel stupid", has the rights for nirvana songs and is shilling it to everyone who cares to pay, or so I heard
>> [_] Anon 3344745 >># oh wait that might not be her
>> [_] Anon 3344774 >># wow trudeau's really gone off the deep end
>> [_] Anon 3344775 >># she owns some, dave grohl owns some. but Courtney's a bigger bitch so eh
>> [_] Anon 3344834 >># Canada is an odd place nobody will truly understand.

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>> [_] Anon 3297970 Is this why Cobain killed himself?
>> [_] Anon 3297982 >># hate to be that guy but what film is this from?
>> [_] Anon 3297983 >># some peter pan remake
>> [_] Anon 3297993 >># it's well known why he killed himself, search for "cobain letter" on google images to see his actual suicide letter
>> [_] Anon 3298005 >># >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNInHlSC W4E
>> [_] Anon 3298006 >># >># https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_(2015_ film)
>> [_] Anon 3298022 >># Think about it, if he hadn't killed himself he'd likely be alive to this day to see shit like this
>> [_] Anon 3298026 If Kurt were alive to see this he would have killed himself.
>> [_] Anon 3298030 If he would have been alive he wouldn't allow this to happen. But then again I always get goosebumps everytime I see it. Maybe it's the chanting that does it.
>> [_] Anon 3298060 where is hook?
>> [_] Anon 3298071 >># So awkward to watch.

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[_] kino Anon 3282434 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3282447 what is this?
>> [_] Anon 3282448 >># actual Canada
>> [_] Anon 3282454 >># KANEDA!!!!
>> [_] Anon 3282466 >># I've been wondering if there are more popular songs sung in chantings
>> [_] Anon 3282474 For real tho. What movie?
>> [_] Anon 3282476 >># Peter Pan: The Cashgrab Version.
>> [_] Anon 3282478 man that song is disgusting... interesting way to put it into a movie. Is it by any chance a sony movie?
>> [_] Anon 3282483 >kino >>>/tv/
>> [_] Anon 3282538 >Currently most popular file name: Boys getting raped by pirates.swf

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>> [_] Anon 3277759 I don't understand.
>> [_] Anon 3277760 >># me neither
>> [_] Anon 3277767 looks like Peter Pan?
>> [_] Anon 3277784 I feel like even with context this scene would be awful and cringey.
>> [_] Anon 3277852 >># it wasnt captain hook so i dont think so no idea why it would be that song either
>> [_] Anon 3277856 this is seriously one of the cringiest things that exists on earth
>> [_] Anon 3277858 oh shit: Pan (2015) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3332064/ it was peter pan after all... looks like Hook is also in the movie, maybe he got overthrown by this "Blackbeard" and now need peter pan to restore stuff? also looks like it has a stronk, independent womyn in it too. wasn't the original thing of peter pan that everybody was children except the pirates? seems like these modern interpretations like to add many adults to the story, they did it in Hook (1991) too. I liked that movie.
>> [_] Anon 3277868 >># its a prequel. hook was kidnapped as a child as well and is like, 19 now. peter is a half fairy prince. hook and peter become besties, and overthrow Blackbeard. Blackbeards crystal meth- er, fairy dust addiction endangers fairies. and Indians i guess. doesn't ever really explain this scene. i just thought BB was nuts. or perhaps high.
>> [_] Anon 3277872 >># also fairy dust is a crystal that is mined from the ground (which is what everyone does in that place).
>> [_] Anon 3277873 >># >"Is this.... Canada?"
>> [_] Anon 3277874 >># also indians duel on a large trampoline, and explode into powder paint when they die
>> [_] Anon 3277897 >># okay nobody told me this was a GOOD movie
>> [_] Anon 3277908 >># Actual footage of Canada

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[_] Anon 3209526
>> [_] Anon 3209530 this movie sucked so fucking much, but some of the concepts were cool
>> [_] Anon 3209535 >># what movie is this?
>> [_] Anon 3209536 >># pan as in peter pan because fuck movies
>> [_] Anon 3209569 holy shit, that was so bad
>> [_] Anon 3209582 Kurt's rolling in his graves

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>> [_] Anon 3068039 What in the fuck did I just watch
>> [_] Anon 3068040 >># Hello
>> [_] Anon 3068041 >># the newest Peter Pan movie called just Pan because of course it is fucking hollywood man
>> [_] Anon 3068086 I actually like the idea of pop culture of all ages being sucked into Neverland to make it even more schizophrenic and surreal. Film was shit though.
>> [_] Anon 3068091 >># But why a fucking Nirvana song. What the fucking fuck.
>> [_] Anon 3068123 what next? Bambi remade where the deers start breaking out singing Wait and bleed by slipknot.
>> [_] Anon 3068125 >># Truth be told, I'd watch it!
>> [_] Anon 3068152 >># Alice in Wonderland movie where "Alice" by Pogo and Jefferson Airplane's "White Rabbit" play sweeeet
>> [_] Anon 3068153 >># Nobody knows, could be that time is convoluted in neverland and Blackbeard was a 90's kid.
>> [_] Anon 3068164 holy shit that movie was bad. its enjoyable just for shits but its so bad

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>> [_] = 3047034 The least believable part is that they've supposedly managed to perfectly make out the lyrics out of the mishmash of noise and stoned rambling that is the studio record of Smells like teen spirit.
>> [_] Anon 3047035 >Is this Kaneda? No this is Tetsuo
>> [_] Anon 3047067 I lost where I had movie name written down; I remember anons saying it was garbage, but does anyone have it anyway? I'm curious.
>> [_] Anon 3047070 >># Pan (2015) it's really a piece of shit except for this scene and Blitzkrieg Bop
>> [_] Anon 3047077 >># >Is this Kaneda? >No this is Tetsuo no, this is patrick
>> [_] Anon 3047078 what is this shit?! is doesoffousey lead actor in this movie?
>> [_] Anon 3047079 >implying anyone would actually know the lyrics of 'smells like teen spirit' >implying a huge crowd like this would know
>> [_] Anon 3047088 >># You'd learn pretty quick if you were some sort of slave
>> [_] Anon 3047094 >anon is just jealous of the awesome dress black beard is wearing. Derp
>> [_] Anon 3047095 pan? as in peter pan?
>> [_] Anon 3047098 someone post clicker heroes plz..
>> [_] Anon 3047099 >># yes but the movie is just called Pan (2015)
>> [_] Anon 3047101 >># >piece of shit >except >this scene zozzle
>> [_] Anon 3047102 FUCKING POST CLICKER HEROES
>> [_] Anon 3047110 >># It's on steam and there is a website for it. Go to either of them.
>> [_] Anon 3047118 >># Yup, another movie following the recent trend of telling the story before the story. This movie is about how Peter Pan first came to Wonderland and how Hook came to hate him.
>> [_] Anon 3047135 Can I just say that besides having no original characters or songs and borrowing all creative content, without seeing this movie and just looking at this scene I can tell this movie is obnoxious garbage (inb4 no u)
>> [_] Anon 3047143 >># actually Hugh Jackman doesn't play Hook but someone else before him Hook in this movie is actually that guy who helps him And you gotta love the last dialogue of the movie >We will always be friends, Hook. Will not we? >Always. What could possibly go wrong?
>> [_] Anon 3047147 >># and by him I mean that little boy
>> [_] Anon 3047152 >># With the lights out.
>> [_] Anon 3047183 >># TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>> [_] Anon 3047233 >># Wait, he was named Hook before he got his hand eaten and had it replaced with a hook?
>> [_] Anon 3047246 >># that's Hollywood for ya
>> [_] Anon 3047247 >># His last name is Hook or some bullshit like that.

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>> [_] Anon 3004935 IS THIS... CANADA?
>> [_] Anon 3004956 What movie was that?
>> [_] Anon 3004959 >># Im from Canada and this is pretty accurate.
>> [_] Anon 3004966 >># huge pits full of dirty people, pirates force the denizens below to sing? more entertaining than i thought it was
>> [_] Anon 3004969 >># I wanted to know too, so i literally just googled "blood beard, entertain us". Then I got this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjW1mKwN USo
>> [_] Anon 3004988 that song seems so out of place
>> [_] Anon 3004991 Not even a fan of Nirvana, but It's stuff like this that justified Kurt Cobain killing himself. He didn't want to see this happen to his music and he was damn right about it happening.
>> [_] Anon 3005001 >># if he didn't want his music to be whored out to the highest bidder then maybe he shouldn't have signed a deal with the record label Jews. Literally asking for it.
>> [_] Anon 3005011 >># pirate dude is literally an edgelord holy hell
>> [_] Anon 3005014 Movie name is "Pan" you can find it on popcorn time, the movie is not bad, theres worst ways to spend 2 hours.
>> [_] Anon 3005026 >># The fact that they Nirvana'd the score so pretentiously as illustrated automatically makes it shitwipe on a movie reel. Get some culture and some class. >># >Kurt: "mfw I realized I can't un-spill the milk" kaboom.
>> [_] Anon 3005029 >># I have no ideia what you're saying but if it is because of the song then as someone who doenst give two shits about nirvana i keep my point the movie is not so bad and theres worst ways to spend these 2 hours
>> [_] Anon 3005030 >># you not only managed to misspell "worse" once, but twice. Read a fucking book.
>> [_] Anon 3005031 >># nice chaging of subject but i'm sleepy and english is not my native language and i dont care enough to use a translator or something and the movie is still not bad
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 3005033 so can someone tell me if the movie is set in current day and age, or during the 1800s?
>> [_] Anon 3005035 >># World war 2
>> [_] Anon 3005036 >># English isn't my native language either. Git gud
>> [_] Anon 3005045 ONE NAKED MAN
>> [_] Anon 3005046 >># Don't play dumb, it's not the choice of the tune, it's that they did it at all. It could have been "Boogie Nights" for all it matters. It's a cheap tactic by movie mills to get box office dolllars not by offering pure quality OC, but by rehashing established "cultural tidbits". You can see they dumped 85% of their budget into costume and CG, the rest is a rusty vehicle. Better?
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 3005052 >># Oh well... yeah. Because ... okay, you know what? just fuck it. just absolute fuck it. if I see it on cable, I'll watch it. btw, I don't have cable. tfw:captcha has me pick popcorn.
>> [_] Anon 3005066 HOLY SHIT THIS IS A REAL MOVIE SCENE

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[_] [I][R][A][T][E][S] Anon 3000275 This is the best movie. Please watch it. You won't regret it. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3000291 what the hell is this?
>> [_] Anon 3000298 So, what is it?
>> [_] Anon 3000299 >># seconded, can I please get a what in the fuck confirmation?
>> [_] Anon 3000306 >># >># >># BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>> [_] Anon 3000307 >># >># https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_(2015_ film)
>> [_] Anon 3000309 In Serius?
>> [_] Anon 3000314 >># It's a white hole
>> [_] Anon 3000318 If someones feeling up to watch the movie it is available on popcorn time
>> [_] Anon 3000329 >Dramatic shot >Crowd shouting Smells like Teen Spirit >Hugh Jackman as Blackbeard >Canada jokes >26% on RT, 36 meta Fucking watching this shit now.
>> [_] Anon 3000354 >># It's terrible. Jackman is like the only good actor in it and the story is fucking stupid. They sing Blitzkrieg Bop, too.
>> [_] Anon 3000356 >># >It's terrible. He knows: >26% on RT, 36 meta
>> [_] Anon 3000371 >># I have a raging boner for terrible movies. I would blame it on my masochism, but that would give the movies credit for anything.
>> [_] Anon 3000373 >># Also, that was a damn fine pseudo-steam set piece. I want to see the rest.
>> [_] Anon 3000374 >># A white hole?
>> [_] Anon 3000375 >># Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
>> [_] Anon 3000376 >># >breaking news a man known as anon has created a new branch to quadratic and universal theory called: White Hole theory
>> [_] Anon 3000377 >># A black hole sucks time and matter out of the universe; a white hole returns it.
>> [_] Anon 3000379 >># So that thing is spewing time back into the universe!
>> [_] Anon 3000381 >># Precisley.
>> [_] Anon 3000388 >># So what is it?
>> [_] Anon 3000389 >># Only joking.
>> [_] Anon 3000394 >># You're no fun.
>> [_] Anon 3000404 >># Wait a minute, I missed the conversation!
>> [_] Anon 3000411 >># >404 Now you fucked up.
>> [_] Anon 3000415 >># >404 >I missed the conversation you clever son of a bitch.
>> [_] Anon 3000421 >># r u srs this happened in the movie? thats fuckin stupid but ok
>> [_] Anon 3000424 >># i need to see this, holy fuck.
>> [_] Anon 3000425 >># We all did.
>> [_] Anon 3000436 Nevermind.
>> [_] Anon 3000442 >># At first I thought this was some intentional B-movie
>> [_] Anon 3000447 >># We all did.
>> [_] Anon 3000451 A blackbeard sucks time and matter out of the universe; a white boy returns it.
>> [_] Anon 3000463 >># Thanks for bringing this to my attention. I'm sure it'll be interesting. >># >The film is a prequel to Scottish author J. M. Barrie's Peter Pan story, first staged in 1904 Does that mean it's Peter Pan's origin story or something?
>> [_] Anon 3000464 Dave Grohl must be spinning in his grave
>> [_] Anon 3000468 >># Time is occurring in random pockets. The laws of causality no longer apply. Action no longer leads to consequence.
>> [_] Anon 3000471 >># So what is it
>> [_] Anon 3000475 >># FOUR NAKED MEN !
>> [_] Anon 3000476 >># You're new
>> [_] Anon 3000482 >># >Hugh Jackman as Blackbeard It's not blackbeard, it's Captain Hook

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>> [_] Anon 2997534 sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2997536 What is this?
>> [_] Anon 2997537 >># Jackman - Smells like little boys
>> [_] Anon 2997539 >># >># lurk moar it actually helps
>> [_] Anon 2997540 >># http://lmgtfy.com/?q=hello+hello+hello+h ow+low+pirates
>> [_] Anon 2997541 >Is this… Canada?
>> [_] Anon 2997543 >># I believe it's a white hole.
>> [_] Anon 2997545 >># >Nirvana Go to >>/lgbt/ and >>/shotgun/ yourself
>> [_] Anon 2997555 >># I think you mean >7c shota >8c ss >The original Nightmare >Jack Sparrow I kek'd
>> [_] Anon 2997556 >># Ha, what a newfag. Learn how to link other boards or better just get >>>/out/.
>> [_] Anon 2997565 >># A white hole?
>> [_] Anon 2997569 >># We can override these time jumps if we concentrate!
>> [_] Anon 2997570 >all those newfags from fucking nowhere Someone should post the guides, just in case
>> [_] Anon 2997573 >># So what is it?
>> [_] Anon 2997574 >># FOUR NAKED MEN!
>> [_] Anon 2997579 >># i love that memay
>> [_] Anon 2997585 >># Pretty sure it's from that recent Pan movie
>> [_] Anon 2997594 >># What the heck is going on? *planet explodes and then reverses explosion caught in a constant loop* AHLAHNAHLAHNAHLNAHLNALSANAHAHA
>> [_] Anon 2997599 >># I was so sure that it was gonna be Peter Pan related that I was surprised when the pirate wasn't announced as Hook. Looks interesting but all the reviews say it's terrible.
>> [_] Anon 2997606 >># i watched it last night when this flash was posted, its an alright movie definitely nothing special though.
>> [_] Anon 2997607 >># Yeah it's a storyline where they thought taking aspects of the oldschool books instead of taking the approach Disney first took many years ago. I honestly have no clue why they couldn't have just kept to the Disney storyline. Unless because it was Warner Bros they weren't allowed to use Disney's version? If that's the case they should've scrapped the idea to begin with :/
>> [_] Anon 2997610 >># same
>> [_] Anon 2997611 If Pan is supposed to be from the 40s, what is the explanation for there being Nirvana? Was Kurt Cobain from Neverland? Is that why he killed himself, so he could go back?
>> [_] Anon 2997614 >># Peter Pan (the original version) is old enough that it's public domain. Which means anyone can use the characters however they want; make a straight adaptation or any crazy-ass "re-imagining" you can come up with. Disney (or any other big company) can't do fuck about it unless they can prove in court you directly stole something they invented that wasn't in the original.
>> [_] Anon 2997616 so that thing is spewing time back into the universe?
>> [_] Anon 2997618 >># >I honestly have no clue why they couldn't have just kept to the Disney storyline. Because no one would watch this movie? Even though this version of Pan flopped really hard too, but at least it has a chance to attract viewers by its "originality".
>> [_] Anon 2997621 >># I know what you're saying, but I'm talking about the version everyone is familiar with and that's the whole design Disney thought up based on the books. >># To be honest I think a darker adaptation of the movie "Hook" would have done quite well.
>> [_] Anon 2997623 I'M THE CAPTAIN NOW
>> [_] Anon 2997624 >># Apparently Blackbeard abducts children from "every corner of the globe, every age and era". I'm guessing one of the runts had nirvana in his cd player.
>> [_] Anon 2997633 >># A White hole.
>> [_] Anon 2997641 >># If that's the case I'm amazed they were able to figure out the correct lyrics from Kurt's mumbling.
>> [_] Anon 2997653 >># Every action in the Universe has an equal and opposite reaction
>> [_] Anon 2997669 >># So it's decided, then. We consult Holly.
>> [_] Anon 2997674 >># ok this was pretty good all things considered.
>> [_] Anon 2997675 >># Gets my vote
>> [_] Anon 2997683 >># Hey, wait a minute, i missed the discussion
>> [_] Anon 2997697 >># We all did.
>> [_] Anon 2997709 >># So, what is it?
>> [_] Anon 2997711 >># I've never seen one before, no one has.

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[_] Hello Anon 2996822
>> [_] Anon 2996824 >:[
>> [_] Anon 2996827 Is that the original audio? If so what film is that and if not then that's really good edit.
>> [_] Anon 2996829 >># Pan Its real. they also sing Blitzkrieg Bop later
>> [_] Anon 2996831 >># That... is... sick... I'll feel younger after saying that.
>> [_] Anon 2996833 >># I... wait, what? This was a musical? I don't recall any of the advertising ever alluding to that in the slightest...
>> [_] Anon 2996836 >># I don't think its a musical. It just singing in it. There's a difference.
>> [_] Anon 2996837 >># only when jackmans on screen
>> [_] Anon 2996840 >># And that's how he does it on broooaaaddwayyyy heh heh heh
>> [_] Anon 2996846 "KNEEL" "I don't kneel to anyone" "Oh you'll kneel to suck my big black cock!"
>> [_] Brother in /f/ 2996849 >># souse?
>> [_] Anon 2996850 >># Bow chicka wow wow!
>> [_] Anon 2996851 And I forget just how boys taste Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile My dick is hard, it's hard to find Oh well whatever, never mind.
>> [_] Anon 2996853 >># reckon I might actually watch this
>> [_] Anon 2996854 >># ...why?
>> [_] Anon 2996855 >MUH SACRED SHITTY SONG!!1!1 rock fans are worse than Christians zealots.
>> [_] Anon 2996864 >># Nobody is saying anything of the sort. The song used is just very out of place making the whole scene just.. bad, or laughable. Nothing positive anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2996877 If Nirvana never made this song this scene would actually look really cool.
>> [_] Anon 2996882 >># Gr8 b8 m8. I r8 8/8.
>> [_] Anon 2996886 >># yeah, any original song with a similar beat would make it pretty cool
>> [_] Anon 2996890 >># What are they even singing?
>> [_] Anon 2996891 >># Darude Sandstorm
>> [_] Anon 2996893 >># thx
>> [_] Anon 2996902 >># Huh, I feel like they could've picked a more fitting Ramones song than Blitzkreig Bop but I guess I shouldn't talk until I watch it. >># Smells Like Teen Spirit.
>> [_] Anon 2996914 >># Why are all young boys British?
>> [_] Anon 2996919 >># >How is babby formed?
>> [_] Anon 2996933 >># This times a million. There is no reason or explanation for singing a song that is nearly 60+ years too early. The song didn't even fit what was going on other than the fact they say hello to people as they come in. Really really out of place and not needed.
>> [_] Anon 2996944 >># the current generation of television show writers are 90s kids. abunch of meme spewing popculture chocking washouts that wouldnt get hired 50 years ago with their worthless degrees in muslims studies. but hey, if you are a queer women of color you can get any job you want in the entertainment industry... and it shows.
>> [_] Anon 2996953 >># >all design decisions I dislike are made by people I dislike
>> [_] Anon 2996958 >># Smells Like Underage B&
>> [_] Anon 2996960 >a land full of adult Nirvana fans true horror
>> [_] Anon 2996962 >># Except it's absolutely true and you're still thinking that he's talking about this movie.
>> [_] Anon 2996983 I'll be straight it's actually pretty cool sounding, but it doesn't make sense in the context of the film.
>> [_] Anon 2996984 >># >you're still thinking that he's talking about this movie. Holy projecting, Batman. He was pretty clear that he was talking about the whole entertainment industry when he said "television show writers" and "entertainment industry." But anyway, he's obviously exaggerating. He doesn't think that all entertainment writers are homosexual meme-loving black women with bachelors in muslim studies. I was criticizing that he assumes that the bad design decisions MUST come from these people rather than saying that the culture has changed for writers more generally (e.g. a shift toward deconstruction more generally).
>> [_] Anon 2996987 >># Thanks for being straight with me senpai :3
>> [_] Anon 2996993 >># wasn't the pirate able to travel through time or something? and that's why he has them sing that?
>> [_] Anon 2996994 >># why are they singing nirvana in neverland? I find this incredibly immersion breaking.
>> [_] Anon 2996997 >># it's clearly stated in the movie blackbeard time travels

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>> [_] Anon 2995930 >># I heard that movie was terrible but I didn't know it was this bad.
>> [_] Anon 2995933 ya but why though
>> [_] Anon 2995936 Is this some kind of Peter Pan revamp?
>> [_] Anon 2995940 >># The movie itself wasn't actually that terrible, I think it mostly got bad reviews because the content was fairly messed up for the target audience of kiddies. I mean shortly after that scene they execute a kid by making him walk off a cliff, and Captain backbeard basically is a guy who's terrified of dying and stabs the woman he loves because she cucks him with the fairy prince, and at the end of the movie falls to his death after flamethrower a bunch of faeries.
>> [_] Anon 2995974 >># Ok colour me intrigued. What is the name of the movie?
>> [_] Anon 2995985 >># Pan
>> [_] Anon 2995992 What's the point of singing a Nirvana song in that scene?
>> [_] Anon 2995993 It makes sense why they chose Hugh Jackman for this role - no one else could pull this off, not even Johnny Depp. Nonetheless though this looks absolutely ridiculous and laughable.
>> [_] Anon 2995994 >># It's very broadway if you ask me. Not sure why, maybe it was the intended design; they couldn't pick a song that was too hardcore but it couldn't be too light and kiddie either because he's supposed to be a bad ass.
>> [_] Anon 2995997 that was retarded
>> [_] Anon 2995999 But why?
>> [_] Anon 2996029 is it wrong the more i watch the more i became interested?
>> [_] Anon 2996032 That moment when your so OP you get people to sing your into tracks irl
>> [_] Anon 2996033 To be honest I liked it. And after reading this >># comment I even decided to watch this movie. But then I checked official trailer and nearly threw up. One of the rules of modern cinematography is that a trailer cannot be worse than a movie. And if trailer looks like super generic piece of shit than the movie just cannot be any good.
>> [_] Anon 2996035 >># Man this is fucked up Even retarted people know that movie is shit Too bad you fell for this shit Ocean of piss, is what i call this shit movie Offensive rape is better than this shit
>> [_] Anon 2996036 >origin story >Peter Pan >all cliches possible >basically "Episode I" with Peter Pan >Hunger Games look >TRAGIC VILLAIN backstory Fuck you Hollywood.
>> [_] Anon 2996045 >># I want 12 year olds to leave