File: DONT FUCKING CLICK IT.swf-(2 KB, 550x400, Japanese)
[_] dont do it Anon 3014190
>> [_] Anon 3014193 Okay, anon, geez.
>> [_] Anon 3014198 WOW FUCK U!!!
>> [_] Anon 3014227 >># Buddy
>> [_] Anon 3014236 I mean, I can't be mad. You did warn me.
>> [_] Anon 3014237 duplicate tab closer, autoclose. gg
>> [_] Anon 3014241 >># This.
>> [_] Anon 3014244 I didn't click it...and i never will know
>> [_] Anon 3014245 Don't let your dreams be dreams.
>> [_] Anon 3014248 >># Open the flash in another window and then copy-paste the link to a different browser.

File: DONT FUCKING CLICK IT.swf-(2 KB, 550x400, Other)
[_] IM TELLING YOU MAN Anon 3005961
>> [_] Anon 3005963 Alright then I won't.
>> [_] Anon 3005964 It's good to see that even in today's world of pussified idiot-proof tech some of these things still work
>> [_] Anon 3005966 >># GOOD, IT''S FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY
>> [_] Anon 3005967 >># i actually havn't tested it. it does work, right?
>> [_] Anon 3005970 oh yes, it does. had to ctrl+alt+del chrome.
>> [_] Anon 3005972 Ha, you can't compete with my ctrl+w skills. It made me loose all my other tabs, but I won.... I won!
>> [_] Anon 3005973 >># Your button sucks, I had time to manually close the tab.
>> [_] Anon 3005975 Ha, reminds me of middle school pranks. Good old days.
>> [_] Anon 3005976 >># you know of a way i can improve this? var nig:Boolean; nig = false; function nog(event:Event):void { if (nig == true) { navigateToURL(new URLRequest("http://meatspin.com/"), "_blank"); } } function nigger(event:MouseEvent):void { nig = true; } df.addEventListener(MouseEvent.CLICK,nig ger); addEventListener(Event.ENTER_FRAME, nog); df is the button, frame rate is 120 fps
>> [_] Anon 3005980 >># >nig >nog() the foo bar of old /g/
>> [_] Anon 3005982 >Chrome only makes a single one open on click >uBlock blocks that one no fucks given
>> [_] Anon 3005983 >># clever
>> [_] Anon 3005985 >># but at the end of the day you loose because you are using chrome
>> [_] Anon 3005987 TIL standard IE popup blocker works.
>> [_] Anon 3005991 >># It's either chrome or firefox nightly. Nothing else worth using atm.
>> [_] Anon 3005995 >># >muh botnet More like >I'm too retarded to turn off options that have been present since version 0.3
>> [_] Anon 3006002 >># Hmm, does Flash have threading support like JS web-workers? Could try that if it does. Mind you, it might have no access to it, like how web-workers spec has a subset of JS, no DOM and other shit like that. I don't know much about Flash code at all. I have been meaning to learn it just for fun. Any timer support? Could use that over FPS-locked events.
>> [_] Anon 3006009 >Ctrl+Shift+W Do I win?
>> [_] Anon 3006013 >># >I don't know much about Flash code at all. >I have been meaning to learn it just for fun. pretty much the same position as you. what you see here is basically the extent of my knowledge.
>> [_] Anon 3006022 >># just lern2flash you 17 year old asslicker
>> [_] Anon 3006024 >># I am 29 you faggot. I already know several languages and use them frequently. Flash just isn't one of them I found a need to learn. It is in the "learn for fun" list. I promise when I do learn it, I will make all the shitty /f/ meme games. Time to get out the /f/ archives again.
>> [_] Anon 3006025 >># >I am 29 you faggot. And you sound like a retarded highschooler who just finished his first CS class. Congratulations.
>> [_] Anon 3006026 >># I'm not OP, if you are wondering. I've been programming from the age of 9.
>> [_] Anon 3006027 >># >>>/global/rules/2
>> [_] Anon 3006030 >># Great argument you have there, kiddo. Where'd you get it, shit?
>> [_] Anon 3006032 >># up your dick canal
>> [_] Anon 3006034 I did it anyway.
>> [_] Anon 3006035 >># Small canal.
>> [_] Anon 3006036 >># was it fun?
>> [_] Anon 3006042 Sorry OP nobody uses Netscape anymore.
>> [_] Anon 3006071 >># >I won! M-me too, anon
>> [_] Anon 3006075 fuck you i do what i want!
>> [_] Anon 3006097 >># It was alright. Pop ups.
>> [_] Anon 3006101 https://a.pomf.cat/vcnuew.png Request policy is pretty good.