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[_] Anonymous 04/04/17(Tue)11:08:51 No.3231489
>> [_] Anonymous 04/04/17(Tue)13:59:17 No.3231524
Poor Alex.
The pickles haunt his dreams. Taunting from beneath their impenetrable cover. He can see the
delicious pickled goodness so clearly through the glass. His hamfists, sweaty with both desire
and frustration, cannot summon the Herculean strength required to defeat the mighty vanguard that
is the vacuum sealed lid.
Alone at night, he weeps.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/04/17(Tue)14:12:13 No.3231527
such a beautiful, tragic story...
>> [_] Anonymous 04/04/17(Tue)14:19:23 No.3231528
>>3231527
Thank you, for your kind words. But it's not me you should thank. The inner rage and turmoil of
Jones himself spoke to me.
I am merely a conduit for his suffering.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/04/17(Tue)15:02:11 No.3231534
>>3231489
Poor Alex probably couldn't get it up after this.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/04/17(Tue)15:35:48 No.3231537
Alex gon' give it to ya
Fuck turning them to get it on your own, Alex gon' pop it for ya
Knock knock, pressure it down, it's real
With the non-stop, pop pop of stainless steel
