File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, 720x600, Game)
[_] Hard game to beat, no screamer promise Anonymous 02/05/17(Sun)14:23:48 No.3211553
I need help. Can't get past level 3, meteors seem to read my inputs
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>> [_] Anonymous 02/05/17(Sun)14:41:13 No.3211563
>>3211553
OH MEDIUM SIZED EARTH!
OF AVERAGE SPEED AND MODERATE GIRTH!
The gameplay might be a little lacking, but the music is top notch.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/05/17(Sun)16:02:43 No.3211584
The amount of time it takes for the game to actually start is ridiculous.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/05/17(Sun)16:08:52 No.3211586
No matter how hard I try, I'll never beat the second base. That fucking giant robot god damn
>> [_] Anonymous 02/05/17(Sun)16:14:54 No.3211588
This is fucking ridiculous.
I;m not a retard, I know how physics works. I don't need to be spoonfed the mechanics for an hour
>> [_] Anonymous 02/05/17(Sun)16:18:42 No.3211589
>>3211588
You can boast all you want but physics are gonna hunt you down.
>> [_] hot sause 02/05/17(Sun)16:26:47 No.3211596
fuk that was the longest tut ever. KYS whoever made this
>> [_] Anonymous 02/05/17(Sun)16:31:40 No.3211597
>>3211589
Physics killed my parents, man.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/05/17(Sun)16:33:38 No.3211600
How do you get past the asteroid belt?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/05/17(Sun)16:52:51 No.3211604
>>3211600
>being this shit
>> [_] Anonymous 02/05/17(Sun)16:58:05 No.3211607
Anyone know the best order to get the upgrades? I was thinking bigger fuel tanks first, but not
too sure....
>> [_] Anonymous 02/05/17(Sun)17:23:29 No.3211611
>>3211607
The only part that really makes a difference is Angry Munchkin. DO NOT get Angry Munchkin.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/05/17(Sun)17:27:16 No.3211615
How do I deal with the turrets embedded in the asteroids? They seem to guess where to shoot based
on my trajectory.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/05/17(Sun)17:48:05 No.3211624
>>3211615
That's why the tutorial teaches you about throwing items to alter it. You just need to get the
timing down.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/05/17(Sun)17:51:40 No.3211625
WHEN WILL THE GAME START
>> [_] Anonymous 02/05/17(Sun)17:53:59 No.3211629
Holy shit am I getting memed here?
Is here actually a game or is this one of those memes like 2hu kart except gone way too far
>> [_] Anonymous 02/05/17(Sun)17:56:14 No.3211632
fuck you
>> [_] Anonymous 02/05/17(Sun)18:01:00 No.3211635
>>3211629
No, there's no game, some guy just came up with this cool and unique concept for a physics-based
half-puzzler half-platformer, a bitching soundtrack and a pile of lore, only to waste it all on
memeing your ass.
What do you think, genius?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/05/17(Sun)19:21:15 No.3211680
game takes a while to start but the concept is so cool
>> [_] Anonymous 02/05/17(Sun)21:02:11 No.3211716
How do you kill the giant worm on level 13?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/05/17(Sun)21:02:32 No.3211717
>>3211632
There's no game then?
Cool, thanks for the heads up.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/05/17(Sun)21:16:10 No.3211720
>>3211716
did you buy the upgraded weapon at the start of level 12? the worm is impossible without it
>> [_] Anonymous 02/05/17(Sun)21:27:16 No.3211721
>>3211635
>tfw the entire first line is unadulterated truth, only to be followed up by an attempt at
trolling.
Can we please quit posting this and pretending that it's anything other than a very elaborate
troll? Haha, we get it, you had a limited time to save the earth, and they gave you an hour-long
tutorial so in-universe you wasted all that time and the earth is now fucked.
Well meme'd author, well meme'd
>> [_] Anonymous 02/05/17(Sun)22:33:17 No.3211740
>>3211553
I'm actually upset about this
I never paid attention long enough to this game to ever fall for this
I got to level 3 before I just gave up
How long does it actually take to get to the end?
