File: pot-watching-game.swf-(70 KB, 550x400, Game)
[_] [A] [M] [E] [S] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)19:23:26 No.3244634
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)19:24:45 No.3244636
35, not bad for first try
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)19:32:46 No.3244638
I dont get it. How do you make it boil faster.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)19:37:50 No.3244640
>>3244636
I got a 1:39
>>3244634
This game is as hot as that pot I just watched boil.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)19:43:24 No.3244643
How do I speedrun this?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)20:11:55 No.3244650
>>3244638
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/a_watched_pot_never_boils
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)20:14:04 No.3244652
>>3244650
Just tested:
>Watching: 1.34
>Not watching: 1:05
Still not even close to >>3244636
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)20:22:21 No.3244654
What's the point of this game?
I mean what are you supposed to do?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)20:26:24 No.3244656
Why is John Su so based
>> [_] !Wulf.Eb.mY 05/15/17(Mon)20:33:11 No.3244659
Okay but when I get to fuck the girl
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)21:10:06 No.3244671
>>3244652
I got a 00:52 by constantly switching between where I look at
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)21:13:03 No.3244672
I got 43 just purely watching it.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)21:20:08 No.3244675
I didn't even know what the fuck I was doing the first time but got a 0:36
After that almost always 1:00+
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)21:31:41 No.3244678
>>3244634
55 sex
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)21:32:53 No.3244679
>>3244634
This is the best fucking game I've ever played.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)22:09:46 No.3244689
Half the fun of this game is trying to figure out just what the fuck causes the pot to boil
faster.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)22:18:44 No.3244693
I got 38
just look keep looking away really fast
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)22:21:00 No.3244697
Time to ruin everything for everyone!
The game is completely RNG! The time you get is not in the least bit affected by what you do!
:D
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)22:23:07 No.3244698
>>3244697
I got 0:49 three times in a row by looking exclusively at the clock, up and away, and down and
away. I don't doubt that this game has some randomness to it, but that's far too coincidental.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)22:28:06 No.3244703
>>3244698
>looks only at clock
>1:06
after peer review your hypothesis is proven wrong
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)22:30:00 No.3244704
>>3244703
Odd, I just got exactly 1:06 too.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)22:37:31 No.3244708
>>3244634
>never watch it
>never explodes
it makes my brain boil
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)22:42:37 No.3244711
Recent events have compelled me to study how humans perceive the passage of time.
For example, I have often heard people comment that time seems to pass more slowly in one
instance, or more quickly in another.
In reality, the actual passage of time remains fixed.
I have been testing the aphorism "a watched pot never boils." I have boiled the same amount of
water in this kettle 62 times. In some cases I have ignored the kettle. In others, I have watched
it intently In every instance, the water reaches its boiling point in precisely 51.7 seconds.
It appears I am not capable of perceiving time any different than my internal chronometer.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)22:46:42 No.3244713
>>3244711
A white hole?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)22:49:20 No.3244716
>>3244711
Maybe you should turn your internal chronometer off?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)22:52:38 No.3244717
>>3244716
Sir?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)23:00:35 No.3244718
>>3244717
Data, people do not have internal chronometers. Why don't you see what happens when you turn
yours off?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)23:03:59 No.3244719
>>3244718
Thank you, Sir.
I will try that.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)23:04:30 No.3244720
>>3244713
so that thing is spewing time, back into the universe?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)23:07:03 No.3244722
Classic post.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/15/17(Mon)23:23:03 No.3244729
>>3244720
Precisely.
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 05/16/17(Tue)00:07:26 No.3244744
Got :36 by looking around at shit.
DId look at it for a second or so, but then looked off elsewhere.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/17(Tue)02:06:36 No.3244787
>>3244729
That must by why we're experiencing these strange time phenomena!
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/17(Tue)02:11:03 No.3244789
>>3244744
got :35 just watching the clock the whole time
i think its just random
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/17(Tue)04:48:37 No.3244815
>>3244634
this game sucks and you should all feel bad
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/17(Tue)05:15:12 No.3244820
>>3244708
It's water anon
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/17(Tue)05:16:57 No.3244822
00:34
>>3244689
The other half is watching a cute girl look in different directions
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/17(Tue)05:28:27 No.3244827
>>3244652
thers two modes of not watching.
looking right iand looking to the top right.
top right as soon as the flash starts is the way to go.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/17(Tue)07:20:32 No.3244832
>>3244634
THAT FUCKING GODDAMN BEEPING IS ANNOYING AS SHIT.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/17(Tue)08:55:37 No.3244847
>>3244654
fuck off
>> [_] Anonymous 05/16/17(Tue)08:56:39 No.3244848
>>3244698
nobody cares faggotass nigger
