File: Beef Stroganoff.swf-(9.95 MB, 960x540, Anime)
[_] GUARANTEED REPLIES Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)11:36:06 No.3221037
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>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)12:13:30 No.3221043
Black haired girl can suck my dick
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)12:20:58 No.3221044
i think if u boil vegetables and meat in milk and then put sour cream on it youll make shit soup
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)12:44:23 No.3221046
>it doesn't have to be beef
FUCK OFF CUNT, EVEN THE NAME SAYS IT HAS TO BE WITH BEEF
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)14:17:12 No.3221061
>>3221044
>Implying soup
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)14:31:32 No.3221064
>>3221037
Just carpet bomb japan with nukes
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)14:42:56 No.3221068
>>3221061
yeah it would just be giant chunks of undercooked on the inside vegetables covered in sour cream
and coagulated milk
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)14:51:21 No.3221071
/f/ is filled with chefs apparently.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)14:55:14 No.3221072
>>3221071
you don't have to be a chef to see how wrong this is
>> [_] :v 03/04/17(Sat)15:34:43 No.3221080
This recipe checks out
>source am beef stroganoffaruu
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)15:58:19 No.3221090
>>3221037
I want to attempt this asinine recipe for scientific purposes, but what a waste of literally
everything they threw in.
Is this supposed to be the trope where the girl is really cute but is so bad at cooking, is
clumsy ,lol harem animu moeshit; or do Japanese couples give each other diarrhea on a semi-annual
basis?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)16:13:33 No.3221092
It's more or less restaurant grade cooking subbing cheaper ingredients for more expensive ones
for a similar effect, and the sour cream doesn't go in with the boiling milk and veggies, it goes
on top when you plate it. They picture it even.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)16:22:19 No.3221095
>>3221090
http://onionchoppingninja.tumblr.com/post/150240618168/stroganoff-with-rice-from-sen
ki-zesshō-symphogear
its supposed to be a joke on lazy cooking scenes
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)16:40:30 No.3221097
>>3221090
when you do attempt it, don't forget to record everything and post the results here on /f/
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)16:41:50 No.3221098
>>3221037
This never fails to piss me off.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)17:02:38 No.3221103
>>3221071
At some point in your bachelor life you do the "stick all raw ingredients in a pot and heat until
they're all cooked" a few times. Until you realize you end up with one big pile of mush that all
takes the same!
You learn that things should be done in different steps and cooking methods if you want to keep
things having different textures and flavors.
This is cooking style of 19 year old guy trying to figure shit out for the first time. He'll eat
it, but it wont be good.
>> [_] :v 03/04/17(Sat)17:15:30 No.3221106
>>3221103
>This is the typing style of someone who does not proofread their posts.
I can think of many one pot "throw together" recipes that turn out to be textural cornucopias of
flavor and happiness.
>hotaruuu potaruuu
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)17:17:32 No.3221107
>>3221037
i can watch so much gore, that video of an indian child getting run over by that train, that
video of some cunt with his arms chopped off by a mexican gang with the skin on his face peeled
while people slice at his neck with a cutter to behead him.
but i cant watch this weeaboo trash
>> [_] :v 03/04/17(Sat)17:21:25 No.3221109
>>3221107
>3edgy5me
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)17:29:19 No.3221112
i click it just to get annoyed. feels good.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)17:32:25 No.3221115
>>3221107
good to know your type has such ridiculous weaknesses, I'll be sure to post this everyday now
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)17:53:53 No.3221119
>this triggers the /ck/
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)18:00:07 No.3221121
>>3221037
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)18:34:10 No.3221130
>>3221106
>I can think of many one pot "throw together" recipes that turn out to be textural cornucopias of
flavor and happiness.
There really aren't.
>> [_] :v 03/04/17(Sat)18:45:14 No.3221135
>>3221130
lentil soup can be cooked in one pot
some people may prefer boiling and rinsing the lentils but others say the extra piff is worth the
extra fiber.
1 1/2 cup lentils
4 quarts water
4 gloves garlic
1 summer beef sausage cut into 1'' pieces
salt and pepper to taste
seasoned salt 1/2 tsp
simmer uncovered for 3 hours or so.
Italian loaf or sourdough are recommended dippin breads.
>There is no shame in being wrong friend, so long as we learn from it.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)19:01:02 No.3221138
This here is /b/ level autism
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)19:04:53 No.3221140
>>3221037
This is always the most cringeworthy beef Stroganoff recipe I have ever seen.
Veggie chunks
Sour Cream instead of Cream of Mushroom
>DUMPING MUSHROOMS INTO IT INSTEAD OF MAKING THE MUSHROOM CREAM FIRST!
>YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE BEEF?!?!?!?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)19:05:24 No.3221142
why people gets so pissed seeing this? i guess the recipe is questionable at best but why get
your panties in a bunch for it?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)19:05:47 No.3221143
>>3221135
In case you haven't noticed, the recipe you chose very obviously ends up being a fairly
homogeneous single flavor at the end. That's why they want you to use something like a baked
bread as contrast in texture and flavor.
I mean, you might have just went and bought the bread, but the real recipe you shared just now
includes an element of baking. Which is what was shared the first time, use multiple cooking
techniques and make it separately if you want to maintain texture and flavor differences.
Why not just add those bread ingredients to the soup?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)19:08:36 No.3221145
>>3221138
I should clarify, these replies are /b/ level autism
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)19:10:27 No.3221146
>>3221142
my guess would be that they have nothing better to do
>> [_] :v 03/04/17(Sat)19:13:12 No.3221149
>>3221143
You could make up a biscuit like dough and bake it on top if you really want to go that route and
make it sort of like a cottage pie.
Thanks for the idea!
>like but you'd have to create the universe to make an apple pie from scratch maaaan.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)19:19:19 No.3221150
>>3221037
I think I want to kill myself now
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)19:50:14 No.3221160
>>3221071
You didn't know about che/f/?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)20:01:32 No.3221166
>>3221037
my autism is flaring out of my nostrils
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)20:03:08 No.3221169
is anyone else having problems with viewing the flash, it keep forcing mine to download instead
of playing.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)20:15:46 No.3221174
>>3221037
thisshitpaysthebillsforsomebody.holyfuck.doyoueverpauseandthinkaboutallthosewhodiedo
nD-day?OrthoseintheblisteringcoldoftheKoreanwar?andthenthisshitexists.thisshitslapse
veryoneintheface.thisisbeyondfucked.Ifeelphysicallyillwatchingthis.mybodywantstodie,
Iwanttodie,mysoulwantstodie.Beefstroganoff.Beefstroganoff!Lookatthecutegirlsandtheir
funsonganddance!Ifeelautism.Lookattheblondeone!lookatthedifferentcoloredaprons!isnte
verythingsonice!WhensomeonebreaksrankinNorthKoreaordisobeysorders,notonlyistheperson
inquestionexecutedwithanAAgun,butsodotheirwholefamilyandtheextendedfamily,andallofth
eirchildren.anyotherextendedfamilyareplacedinaconcentrationcamptobetortureduntildeat
h.lookathershakethefuckingladleinyourface,isn'tthissuchafunsong?Thereisahumanitarian
crisisinYemen,notenoughfoodforallthelittleblackbabies
walking in the mud barefoot with nothing to drink or eat. I love beef stroganoff so much that 6
million jews were executed as part of Hitler's final solution. I like to imagine a big sweaty,
angry and slightly psychopathic man forcibly walking in and raping one of the girls in this anime
kitchen. like a super-imposed Alex Jones just screaming at the top of his lungs as he rips off
their clothing and color coded aprons, as the other girls are forced to sing the song at
gunpoint. "KEEP SINGING", He yells. The girls pour the milk into the cauldron. Beef Stroganoff.
they all begin to murder each other with various kitchen equipment. One bitch even grabs the pan
of bacon and slams another over the forehead. The corpses of those bodies who jumped from the
twin towers on 9/11 walk through the door, their faces covered in ash and dirt and blood, they
sit and they start jerking off, because there are anime girls singing a cute song about beef
stroganoff. Beef stroganoff
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)20:17:51 No.3221175
>>3221169
Are you on Chrome or something else?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)20:17:56 No.3221176
>>3221174
holy fucking shit
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)20:23:18 No.3221179
>>3221174
That was a trip and a half to read.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)20:28:06 No.3221182
>>3221174
I think you need to lay off life for a moment
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)20:28:42 No.3221183
>>3221175
chrome
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)20:30:24 No.3221184
>>3221183
Go to chrome://plugins/ and see if your Adobe Flash Player is disabled.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)20:33:34 No.3221185
>>3221182
I think anime should lay off for life
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)20:35:08 No.3221187
>>3221184
>chrome://plugins/
THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON
Really dude, I hope you have a nice day.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)20:38:30 No.3221189
>>3221187
Thanks.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)20:50:19 No.3221192
>>3221174
wow
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)21:03:56 No.3221199
>post guaranteed replies.swf
>play vidya
>come back
>46 replies on a dead board
>mfw guaranteed replies.swf really is guaranteed replies
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)21:10:15 No.3221200
>like you see in manga and anime
sorry to say but usually it is curry more than beef stroganoff
>>3221174
If life is telling you to product some gag-reflex inducing shit like this anime and product I'm
willing to buy a gun and a single bullet for you, to be used in either blowing your own brains
out or using it on me to release me from this world.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/04/17(Sat)21:33:41 No.3221212
>>3221174
I'm keeping this.
