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>> [_] Anon 3357218 i just ordered my dinner for $2 bucks shipping included and there is more food in my plate than just a fancy burger
>> [_] Anon 3357223 >># I bet there's no tasteless gold and fish eggs in there you fucking faggot!
>> [_] BAZINGA 3357227 >># Off by one
>> [_] Anon 3357230 >># >lettuce below the patty Enjoy your soggy ass lettuce, you fucking retard. No wonder you think gold and fish eggs go well on a burger.
>> [_] Anon 3357234 >># more like shamburger
>> [_] Sammy 3357291 >># What exactly makes it $2000?
>> [_] Anon 3357293 >># the american capitalism
>> [_] Sammy 3357301 >># (((Their))) capitalism
>> [_] Anon 3357303 >># the fact that he set that price on the burger. the ingredients are very expensive but i doubt its 2000. i can make you a 3000$ if you'd like. it'll be much cheaper to make but it will cost you a lot more, you fucking burger buying moron ;)
>> [_] Anon 3357306 >># the edible gold leaf on the top. The burger looks like it tastes sweet and gross. Just look at the slop that comes out after the first bite.
>> [_] Anon 3357312 Golden shit
>> [_] Anon 3357314 i'd rather just go buy a bunch of Whoopers Burger King is unironically the best burgers i've ever had what i like most about them is that i feel they always get just the right amount of salt
>> [_] Anon 3357323 >># >Preferring a soggy bun you fucking degenerate This burger looks really bad, id still try it, but damn it just looks disgusting.
>> [_] Anon 3357357 >># (((small))) (((white))) (((penis)))
>> [_] Anon 3357359 >># are they not frozen? I feel like I'm missing out eating just triple stacks from Wendy's every few weeks apart (I only drink water with it because I shouldn't make my body suffer as much as I put it through) Plus cutting soda out of my lifestyle has been eternally benefiting.
>> [_] Anon 3357360 >guaranteed_replies.webm

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>> [_] Anon 3350160 >># >Using a metal spoon for caviar Dumb motherfucker. I wouldn't pay a dime for that burger.
>> [_] Anon 3350191 you would have to pay me to eat that shit
>> [_] Anon 3350195 >okay now lets put some gold foil in your food and now its worth a lot of money xD this is meme bullshit for the dumb nouveau riche.
>> [_] Anon 3350196 Isn't gold, like every other heavy metal, toxic? Can't you get heavy metal poisoning from gold?
>> [_] Anon 3350197 >># Never mind. I googled it. Apparently 24k gold is chemically inert and isn't absorbed by the body. Which leads to my next question. Are these fucking faggots literally passing gold leaf? Or does the stomach smush it into a "stone" as it's "digested" Are rich kikes digging through their shit to retrieve the gold? Like 21st century coin shaving?
>> [_] Anon 3350203 Lmao he looks so hesitant to take the second bite, and i cant blame him it looks like so many flavors that wouldn't match at all.
>> [_] Anon 3350215 This shit looks fucking disgusting.
>> [_] Anon 3350218 >># you can eat small amounts of gold and silver without any physical problems. gold is actually really soft.
>> [_] Anon 3350219 >># caviar fucking sucks regardless what you spoon it out with.
>> [_] Anon 3350243 >># Well what kind of spoon are you supposed to use for caviar, fancypants?
>> [_] Anon 3350264 >># you sub-human reptoids put lettuce under a patty to wilt and collect grease. fucking end your existence.
>> [_] Anon 3350279 >># This. It's one thing to just add expensive ingredients to a novelty burger for the sake of appealing to retards with more money than sense, but at the end of the day if you don't understand the importance of a well-toasted bun you don't belong in any kitchen.
>> [_] Anon 3350286 >we put deur letuse to protet2 da bun no. toasting and then applying a thick sauce is what protects the bun.
>> [_] Anon 3350288 you cant even get kobe beef outside of japan, they literally will not ship it outside japan, so that throws this whole fucking mess into question. >metal spoon for caviar >lettuce on the bottom >faux kobe beef >a fucking egg >pretending maple bacon is some kind of new world order expensive tier shit
>> [_] Anon 3350290 >># every heavy metal is toxic in a way or another because that is what makes it heavy metal. it is not based on anything else even if the name suggest it would have, like being far down in periodic table but it is not so. Heavy metal as a thing is just arbitary definition of some metals with somewhat strong health and/or enviromental effect
>> [_] Anon 3350297 >># https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caviar_spo on the metal fucks with the caviar's flavor.
>> [_] Anon 3350298 this flash always gets angry reactions for one reason or another but ive yet to see someone point out perhaps the biggest issue -- the chef did not use any gloves.
>> [_] Anon 3350303 >># Cavier is shit, doesn't matter what you serve it with.
>> [_] Anon 3350304 >># >perfectly delicious kobe beef burger with maple bacon, fresh grilled onions, lettuce, etc >let's completely fucking ruin it by dumping a bunch of lobster, caviar, eggs, and truffle over it for the sake of making it obscenely expensive for no reason I genuinely hope somebody burns this guy's restaurant down.
>> [_] Anon 3350305 >># While this shit is retarded, actual restaurant chefs don't use gloves since they wash their fucking hands regularly when ever they even think the chance of contamination is possible. This isn't McDonalds where you can't trust 20 something billy over there to wash his hands between raw beef and buns
>> [_] Anon 3350306 >># >gloves the whole site is for legal adults. its not just /b. you need to go, anon. go outside and see what happens around you so we don't have to watch you learn here on an anonymous text message board. fucking republicans.
>> [_] Anon 3350307 >># >pancakes.jpg

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>> [_] Anon 3343041 Who the fuck's gonna buy a burger for 2k?
>> [_] Anon 3343048 >># would have to eat that shit with a knife and fork for fucks sake
>> [_] Anon 3343052 >># People with too much money, who like to flaunt it by spending more than any sane person should on crap they would probably not even use or eat more than once, just so they can show it off or brag about it. The more expensive and pointless an item is that they buy, the more it drives home the point that they are rich enough to waste so much money on it.
>> [_] Anon 3343056 >># why do we keep having this same thread?
>> [_] Anon 3343086 >># i know this is bait and whatevs but >metal spoon for caviar >wtf is that shit on the bottom >truffles taste like shit and should never be consumed >lobster on a burger i wouldn't pay 99 cents for this shit
>> [_] Anon 3343087 Wow, lets put a bunch of expensive shit together, I bet it taste great.

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>> [_] Anon 3339934 >># >Using a metal spoon for caviar Motherfuckers. MOTHER. FUCKERS. I wouldn't even fart into the waiter's hands to pay for that sloppily prepared "meal"
>> [_] Anon 3339957 >># They're using caviar as filling for a burger, and this is the thing you're assblasted about?
>> [_] Anon 3339961 >lets put some random expensive shit into a hamburger so it costs more stupid.
>> [_] Anon 3339964 AND THE FUCKING BUNS ARE SHIT FOR GODS SAKE FRANCE IS NOT THAT FAR
>> [_] Anon 3339975 >># There's no way this worth more than 200
>> [_] Anon 3339977 >># >shitposting pretending to be mad about a non-issue just die.
>> [_] Anon 3339982 You fags are all missing the point. This isn't about some gayass $2,000 burger, it's about the guy eating it. Furious Pete will eat anything. He probably ate his own ball cancer.
>> [_] Anon 3339987 >># >metal spoon >nonissue https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caviar_spo on it's serious business. If you're going to over pay for expensive ingredients then you should go all the way with your opulence.
>> [_] Anon 3339988 >># Literally who?
>> [_] Anon 3339989 1/4 pound corned beef 3 shallots, fried in the beef fat 2 slices texas toast, liberally smeared with parsley butter Grey Poupon to taste 3-4 slices habanero dill grated gruyere cheese local thick-cut bacon, or if you must glazed pork belly sliced thin. >1g grated truffle Anyone can make a much better expensive sandwich at 2% of the cost. Less, if you skip the shroom.
>> [_] Anon 3339990 Caviar, the prime example of "It's good because it's expensive" Gold leaf, another example of "It's good because it's expensive" The entire cost of that burger is in eating gold, the only reason this burger exist is for people to eat their gold in a burger form, this is not for normal people, normal people don't eat fucking gold. I'd say 2k is pretty cheap then, and this is for "poor" rich people, anyone who eats this is a fool for attempting to be refined, and the refined are fools for eating it because they'll never be as refined as the elite they seek to be. A burger of foolish hope and egotism.
>> [_] Anon 3339991 >># It only matters if you eat the caviar directly from the spoon you fucking retard. t. 1%er
>> [_] Anon 3339996 >># God I hate humanity
>> [_] Anon 3339997 >># You could even add caviar to this and it still wouldn't suck.
>> [_] Anon 3340013 >># 99% of the cost is the caviar and the fucking gold foil
>> [_] Anon 3340014 >puke green mayonnaise >pitiful-looking lettuce that's 30% stem >burger that's more grease than meat >piling lobster and caviar onto a burger >putting an entire, round egg on top just for shits and giggles >covering everything in gold because it still wasn't expensive enough >muh truffles Not only does it look fucking disgusting, but they had to cheat and cover everything in gold.
>> [_] Anon 3340050 >># Listen here you little nouveau richee faggot, every single step of the way when preparing excellent food must be done exactly to the correct specifications. All traditions must be honored, every customary step taken correctly. If your servants are skipping important steps like which spoon to use when touching the caviar then only god knows what other steps they are skipping and you might as well be out in the colonies being served rough shod by a damn pickaninny. When you were out buying new furniture for your hastily constructed mc mansion, you should have bought a set of specialized utensils to be utilized by the help as well.
>> [_] Anon 3340051 >># Go fuck yerself with your first edition of The Life of Lord Byron ya wee fanny!
>> [_] Anon 3340057 >voice audio left >music audio right >$2000 for a burger because it has $30 worth of gold foil on it Im suffering
>> [_] Anon 3340058 >># >pitiful-looking lettuce that's 30% stem This is the worst offense really, for $2000 you'd think they'd be able to afford lettuce less than a week old. Also I'd like to have a taste of their "maple" bacon, $10 says it's made from late season commercial grade crap syrup that couldn't legally be sold as a table grade. I guess money can't buy taste.
>> [_] Anon 3340078 >># Mixing meat and seafood is at least as bad as using weak lettuce.
>> [_] Anon 3340082 >># I like how the lettuce is sort of an afterthought, a pathetic bit of green to shield the bun from the sloppy soggy meat they're throwing on this shit. Fucking use gold leaf for that.
>> [_] Anon 3340089 >># In theory, you could spend $70 on greenhouse grown Japanese Raddichio, but the overall boost to flavor would be minor. It's a burger, not a salad. There's only so much greens can do.
>> [_] Anon 3340100 with all the salt in this thread you wouldnt even need the caviar on the burger
>> [_] Anon 3340106 I like bacon

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>> [_] Anon 3327052 >handles caviar with a metal spoon lmfao holy fuck how much of an amateur can you be 2/10 apply yourself
>> [_] Anon 3327056 >># the kind of amateur how pays 2 grands for a fucking burger
>> [_] Anon 3327060 >># everyone loves metallic tasting caviar. This burger could definitely be made for way less, and likely tastes okay at best.
>> [_] Anon 3327077 >># It probably tastes like ass desu, so many harsh flavors crammed into a bite doesn't actually make it taste good. What do I know though since people actually buy it.
>> [_] Sammy 3327115 >># What ingredient drives up the price so much? The caviar? Lobster? That radioactive waste mayonaise?
>> [_] Anon 3327143 What a waste of everything. Can you even taste what he is dumping on it? Other than to brag, it makes little sense to ground up high quality meat. >># Markup? I think the rule of thumb is menu items are four times what it costs to make it.
>> [_] Anon 3327169 BURGER? :DDDDDD
>> [_] Anon 3327173 disgusting and probably tastes like a bizarre mishmash of all of those ingredients. just eat a five dollar burger like a normal human being and spend your 2000 dollars on something else

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>> [_] Anon 3319510 Might be one of the dumbest things i have ever seen.

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>> [_] Anon 3303068 anyone stupid enough to buy a $2000 burger needs a quick bullet to the brain
>> [_] Anon 3303098 >># >bacon No thanks. I don't get the whole bacon thing, it's only good by itself.
>> [_] Anon 3303110 it's like they got a little kid to just list expensive ingredients. Surprised they didn't cover it in diamonds.
>> [_] Anon 3303135 >># could you imagine the waiter just dropping this burger? lol
>> [_] Anon 3303156 > How do we make the burger more expensive? > Do you think we can convince them to just fucking eat precious toxic heavy metals directly? > Wow, yeah, that increases the price arbitrarily! We can just keep adding gold foil to the burger until it's as expensive as we like!
>> [_] Anon 3303163 >># >gold >toxic Now I KNOW you don't know shit about cooking, fag.
>> [_] Anon 3303164 What a fkn mess.
>> [_] Anon 3303168 the fucking matcha sauce ruins it for me, i can't imagine that flavor ever going well with the rest of the burger. the saddest thing about this is the actually patty was made out of kobe beef, and the quality of the beef probably got lost in all the other bullshit that was going on. it would have been 100x more appetizing if it were just: -homemade pretzel bun -kobe beef patty (medium rare) -fresh ketchup -dijon mustard -fresh onion -fresh lettuce -a nice rich, but not overpowering cheese but no, these faggots had to put fucking tea-leaves and lobster and fish eggs on the thing where they literally don't belong at all.
>> [_] Anon 3303177 >># whats matcha sauce? never heard of it. I saw some green mayo... that was mayo right? or was that matcha sauce? no reason fancy mayo can't work well with burg bacon lettuce one or two of those tomatoes one or two slices bacon that right there is an excellent burger combo I think the egg is dumb and the lobster might not mesh well flavor wise but other then that its fine. also the caviar might not work that well but I don't see it ruining it or anything, not sure though, I probably wouldn't add it myself also have no idea how that white truffle tastes so could be good or bad >># gold is harmless also gold leaf isn't that expensive so while its impossible to know without knowing exactly how much he used it probably wasn't a huge amount
>> [_] Anon 3303181 You guys are fucking dumb. This video was never about the burger, but about the guy eating it. Furious Pete will eat anything once, and this video is about him eating a $2,000 burger, not about him eating a burger of a specific quality or made with specific ingredients.
>> [_] Anon 3303182 >># A saucy burger is too messy for 2000 and the egg on the top destroys the balance. Should be 20 dollars. Remove the gold, it's not even nutritious.
>> [_] Anon 3303185 >># Matcha is green tea
>> [_] Anon 3303186 >># >dumping all that other shit on kobe beef Might as well have just run down to McDonalds at slapped a quarter pounder on it instead. Not like you'll be tasting the difference at this point.
>> [_] Anon 3303203 >># >Gold >Toxic >think knowing gold isn't toxic is cooking ITS BASIC FUCKING SCIENCE BEAITCH!
>> [_] Anon 3303212 >># boys don't know this

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>> [_] Anon 3296040 >># >using a metal spoon for caviar >paying $5,000.00 You got me kek'd
>> [_] Anon 3296044 this post consistently triggers people. I love it.
>> [_] Anon 3296089 >># >Eating something that looks like you found it under a filthy toilet seat Yeah, you're right; boy should be wearing a hasmat suit for that shit
>> [_] Anon 3296138 wait isnt there tinfoil wrapped around the bun or am i the only one seeing it
>> [_] Anon 3296142 >$2000 >three fucking slices of bacon >no cheese >no onion >no side Just go to five guys/10
>> [_] Anon 3296145 >># gold leaf
>> [_] Anon 3296146 Its not foil. Looks like gold leaf
>> [_] Anon 3296150 >># That's gold foil. It's 100% inert, can't make you sick because it can't be digested. Literally just a decoration that alone raises the price of the burger up a few hundred dollars
>> [_] Anon 3296151 Furious Pete is awesome. That guy will eat anything. And he survived ball cancer too!
>> [_] Anon 3296152 Can you even call it a burger at that point? I know it's a beef burger patty with a burger bun, but there's so much more shit there. It's like an entire massively-portioned plate of food in between two pieces of bread, to the point where ol' Pete can't even fit the entire 'burger' in his mouth. Also, >eating gold leaf

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>> [_] Anon 3285326 >># >bacon Ruined. Such a meme food, can't understand it's popularity. Eat some real meat, like pastirma for instance.
>> [_] Anon 3285327 >># Had always assumed "pastirma" was someone's misspelling of "pastrami." I am now less ignorant, and more hungry. Want to try doing roadside curry with that. Thank you for the suggestion. ...Never going to stop loving bacon, though; memes not withstanding. Try freshly cut hog jowl bacon. Superior to the common cuts in almost every regard.
>> [_] Procyonidae 3285337 I would rather have a bacon sandwich than a burger 11 times out of 10. Adding seafood to meat is disgusting, and not slicing the duck egg is thoughtless. For $2000 they can't use baby greens?
>> [_] Anon 3285343 2000 bucks? Those ingredients don't even cost a quarter of it.
>> [_] Anon 3285349 >># shut the fuck up you filthy mudslime
>> [_] Anon 3285350 >># the real problem is that the burger starts raining when you eat it. What kind of bullshit is that
>> [_] Anon 3285368 >># >># BUT, IT'S MUH 1337 BURG EXPERIENCE THAT COUNTS EVERYBODY ELSE WAS TALKING ABOUT IT IT MUST BE GOOD
>> [_] Anon 3285381 It looks terrible, he just put thoughtlessly together as many expensive ingredients as possible on a burger, and then stuck a piece of gold foil on top to increase the price even more. A waterfall of fluid drains out of it upon touching it, sogging the bun and your hands as well.
>> [_] Anon 3285400 >Doesn't remove the foil before eating Other than how criminally overpriced this garbage burger is, this has always triggered me every time I see this video.
>> [_] Anon 3285409 >># Gold foil is theoretically edible, but there are so many better uses for it. Also, "Sparklelog Blingshits" is a terrible cartoon character.
>> [_] Anon 3285424 Does the patty have to be beef?
>> [_] Anon 3285426 >># It doesn't have to be beef!
>> [_] Anon 3285427 >># > ~$100 worth of ingredients >followed by a $1900 scoop of caviar seems legit
>> [_] Anon 3285428 >># Could you tell what brand of caviar he used? Cause I don't think ordinary ones cost anywhere near that much.
>> [_] Anon 3285431 >># That's restaurants. I work in a kitchen, we make 30+ dollar plates with 2 dollars (or less) worth of ingredients. What a fucking racket.
>> [_] Anon 3285445 >># >pastirma Ibne detected.
>> [_] Anon 3285453 >># Why did they not slice the egg, from the side?
>> [_] Anon 3285455 >># Status food. You aren't really an oil baron if you haven't dropped 2grand on a burger. Doesn't fucking matter if the burger is garbage.

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>> [_] Anon 3262149 AND IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE BEEF
>> [_] Anon 3262151 2 grand for a mess. The west will collapse soon.
>> [_] Anon 3262158 >># you got me
>> [_] Anon 3262160 >># >implying the west didn't collapse already thanks to libcucks
>> [_] Anon 3262176 >GlamBurger What the fuck is this?
>> [_] Anon 3262180 More proof these restaurants know nothing about balancing flavors; they just gather up the most expensive ingredients they can and haphazardly slap them together into a mess. Give it a fancy name, stick some gold leaf on top and then sell it to vlogging idiots for a triple digit price tag.
>> [_] Anon 3262182 This is an over excessive piece of crap. the lobster and the beef wouldn't even mesh well by themselves, let alone with bacon and a fucking egg. It can't even be eaten as a burger! Drop the gold leaf and maybe the price would better reflect what you're getting: bullshit surf and turf.
>> [_] Anon 3262189 >># Gold leaf isn't even worth that much. You can buy sheets of gold leaf for a few dollars a piece. You saw how little of that truffle he so daintily grated off- it costs $2000 to eat, but it sure doesn't cost $2000 to make.
>> [_] Anon 3262198 >$60 burger with $1940 worth of caviar thrown on top w-woah.............. so innovative..............
>> [_] Anon 3262199 I thought that was some kinda tinfoil on top of the bun and winced when he took a bite
>> [_] Anon 3262207 I laughed at the golden egg though
>> [_] Anon 3262218 >># >Uses metal spoon with caviar This is the final evidence showing the chef is an unskilled faggot
>> [_] Anon 3262225 >># >using mayo on anything
>> [_] Anon 3262226 >># if you let egg yolk coat the bacon thats fucking delicious stuff right there.
>> [_] Anon 3262228 But it was all worth it for that incredible reaction he had
>> [_] Anon 3262241 >># quadruple digit
>> [_] Anon 3262244 >># small white dick spotted
>> [_] Anon 3262250 >># Did you not watch the flash? He put a dragon egg on a burger and grated some rare bigfoot genitalia on top, why else would it be the small check of 2 million dolans
>> [_] Anon 3262252 >># I work in an Italian kitchen, my boss (Sicilian) nearly stabbed me upon the mere MENTION of mayonnaise. This... this is gastronomic faggotry right here. Strictly designed for TV ratings. Otherwise inedible.
>> [_] Anon 3262258 >># What's it like? I'm just some guy that works fryer and does salads at a bar & grill, I can also do some saute as well
>> [_] Anon 3262266 >># When the white man finally dies out, you will be crushed by the iron fist of the Chinese
>> [_] Anon 3262272 >># it's pretty phat, we got a simple menu, but autentico all the way. I mostly do the polipo, the bolognese, marinara, etc... Me and the chef are constantly nibbling on great shit. I must have put on 20 pounds in the past year in spite of how we hustle. We do like 50-70 plates a night. We eat like kings on the job. Can you believe you an actually get sick of shrimp and steak? :^) However, I can never get sick of the porcini ravioli with truffle oil. SO FUCKING GOOOOOD
>> [_] Anon 3262279 >># >># Why is mayo bad, /ck/? I want to know.
>> [_] :v 3262286 >># It's usually associated with cheap lardass food. That's my guess. I hear white folk can't get enough of it.
>> [_] Anon 3262297 >># Mayo can be good with certain foods ala Tuna. Without knowing the texture and flavor of that fancy green mayo he used it is impossible to know if it would go well with a simple but high quality bacon burger. It could very well be an excellent addition. Why are people hating on mayo...? Dumb. >># Mayo isn't associated with anything honestly.
>> [_] Anon 3262298 >no potato knishes Why even live?
>> [_] Anon 3262302 >># Mayonnaise is not a haute-cuisine ingredient, there's much stigma involved among "trained" palettes.
>> [_] Anon 3262303 >># HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> [_] Anon 3262305 >># >grew up in NYC >now lives near Philadelphia >the sole distributor of 'traditional' knishes goes down tfw you will never have another Yonah Schimmel-quality treat Knishes are a rare treat indeed, and there will never be another good one, since nobody knows how the NYC-traditional were actually made. All others are mere approximations.

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>> [_] Anon 3251436 Look at that greasy mess. You can tell he doesn't like it.
>> [_] Anon 3251454 i aint paying for that shite unless i see the cetificates and statue at the entrance telling me that the beef is real kobe.
>> [_] Anon 3251466 Take off the gold flakes, lobster and caviar and you got a $10 burger.
>> [_] Anon 3251481 and the moral of this story is that wealth doesn't buy taste
>> [_] Anon 3251515 He wasn't using any gloves...
>> [_] Anon 3251530 why would anyone pay for this?
>> [_] Anon 3251538 Just because your ingredients are expensive doesn't mean the flavors go well together. "There is so many flavors in my mouth, like pepper canjovis chili cunny ketchup majonese salad orange cum rag, i just can't describe."
>> [_] Sammy 3251555 >># They wouldn't offer it if it wasn't good, after all, the last thing they want is some richfag going "this burger is shit" when he orders it
>> [_] Anon 3251562 >># But it's never somebody that's actually rich, because they could totally say "this tastes like shit!" It's always some faggot who will go "yeah, so many tastes." Those guys would never say it tastes shit, too beta, too pansy to say what they really think. And who is gonna test it? No one, thats who.
>> [_] Anon 3251564 it looks disgusting also i would pay probably 200 bucks for that, also greasy as fuck i would probably die of artery obstruction eating that shit
>> [_] Anon 3251567 >># You mean 2 fucks, right?
>> [_] Anon 3251568 >># 35 bucks for 200 grams kobe meat. 40 bucks for the caviar 5-10 gram? 60 for the lobster 35 gram? 5 bucks for 3 quality bacon 60 bucks for the 2 grams of white truffle. i wont pay a single extra dime for the other crap
>> [_] Anon 3251570 >># It's still a fuck
>> [_] Anon 3251575 >># also im sure that the beef he is using is not certified real kobe.
>> [_] Anon 3251599 >># If he washed his hands it's fine, the meat wasn't raw.
>> [_] Anon 3251604 >># >cunny ketchup

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>> [_] Anon 3246351 The thing I don't get is, why the hell is he eating gold? Not only is that stupid and wasteful, but gold literally has no chemical taste, it's completely pointless.
>> [_] Anon 3246354 >># Some people just like to shit gold. Though what's bothering me is the amount of juice that is spilling out.
>> [_] Anon 3246382 >># I'd like to see a high value food item that is only high-value because of the ACTUAL ingredients. Not beefed up because of the gold. Like, a sanwich THAT good.
>> [_] Anon 3246388 >># >># Gold paper like this isn't that expensive. The kobe beef patty alone might be worth more than all that gold. That aside, I too think eating gold might be the most retarded thing anyone can do.
>> [_] Anon 3246403 Did this nigga just unironically eat gold foil?
>> [_] Anon 3246411 He can taste all those flavors, but everything is overshadowed by disappointment
>> [_] Anon 3246424 Why was not this burger sold for three hundred pence and given to the poor?
>> [_] Anon 3246464 >># >># >># Gold leaf is cheap as shit. There was maybe $10-15 worth of gold on that burger.
>> [_] Anon 3246485 >># can humans even digest gold?
>> [_] Anon 3246506 >># No, it is indigestible and inert, non-toxic. However, it could cause complications for someone with diverticulitis.
>> [_] Anon 3246509 I'm pretty sure it's the caviar that's made this expensive. There's some ridiculous prices on that stuff.

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>> [_] Anon 3238807 Absolutely fucking disgusting. These "super expensive" foodstuffs just throw the most expensive shit they could find together, and they pretend it's good. You could buy a decent used car for what that shit cost.
>> [_] Anon 3238809 >># like a clockwork
>> [_] Anon 3238832 >># are you supposed to eat the gold foil?
>> [_] Anon 3238836 >># Yep, it's edible though I don't see why anyone would eat gold except for blowing money out your ass.
>> [_] Anon 3238840 Post the full version please. Makes it so much better.
>> [_] Anon 3238864 Fuck, you can see the grease and sauce just falling out of the burger. What a fucking mess, are you charged for what falls out of the burger too? Jesus fuck
>> [_] Anon 3238877 I wonder how much it would cost to make that at home. I am thinking not much more then 100$. Forgetting the duck egg which I would get rid of because its dumb none of the ingredients seem insanely expensive. I think it would only cost like 50 bucks for enough gold leaf to cover a burger in. good meat and bacon is in low double digits also. Not sure how much a spoon of good caviar costs or a tiny bit of that black truffle stuff. Still overall I am thinking less then two hundred dollar. I could be wrong though if they are actually using some rare kind of caviar or that truffle is insanely expensive... but I don't think that is the case here. Probably just normal high end caviar if even that and the truffle in such small amounts probably isn't crazy either.
>> [_] Anon 3238881 >># They claim it's "kobe" beef, but unless you're in Japan it's pretty much impossible to have. So it's really just a bunch of bullshit expensive shit they slap together. It's like mixing every type of soda in the fountain and adding all the flavor mixes and then calling it the most fancy soda. Truffles are actually pretty expensive from what I recall, the same goes for real caviar.
>> [_] Anon 3238913 >># >lobster, caviar and truffles >on top of a fucking hamburger with mayonnaise that will drown out all other taste top burger lads youre very clever
>> [_] Anon 3238915 >># is this shit what poorfucks think is 'fancy'?
>> [_] Anon 3238926 >># >># gold foil is actually rather inexpensive, because gold can be spread incredibly thin the gold on that burger cost less than $10
>> [_] Anon 3238927 >># same with your comment
>> [_] Anon 3238939 >># Everything in that burger is of the same salty, umami base flavor and would taste delicious when mixed. Except that sauce at the base, I don't know what it is or how it tastes.
>> [_] Anon 3238940 >># Pretty retarded desu Yeah I *could* make pizza using moose cheese instead of mozzarella, blue-fin tuna instead of anchovies, and white truffle instead of plain mushrooms. ... but that'd be fucking stupid and would taste like shit.
>> [_] Anon 3238941 >># Moose cheese reportedly doesn't taste that great, but the other two sound perfectly delicious.
>> [_] Anon 3238943 there is a "fancy" restaurant a couple of streets of my house where they sell exotic burguer combinations, I had this one with goat cheese and garlic-seasoned portobello shrooms, for about 100 peso (5 dollars) was actually pretty damn delicious. OP flash is retarded tho >caviar, duck egg and truffles I guess people buy this not for the good taste, but just for how much exotic rainbows of shit you can have in your tongue at once.

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>> [_] Anon 3237022 >># would a loli eat the burg?
>> [_] Anon 3237036 >Glamburger OHHH YESSSS
>> [_] Anon 3237054 i'd rather get 200 burgers from a good place
>> [_] Anon 3237066 >because putting as much exotic expensive food as you can fit into a burger will make it taste good literal meme burger. bet it tastes like trash
>> [_] Anon 3237081 >># that. all of those things would have tasted great on their own, but that mess of a burger ruins everything in a single swing.
>> [_] Anon 3237090 >># the gold would have tasted great? Shit like this abomination, a similar caviar/gold pizza and gold ramen are for poor people who came into money/saved forever and want to pretend to be rich people for a minute. It's like a sad caricature of what they believe rich people eat.
>> [_] Anon 3237108 >># There are plenty of rich little shits who inherit and love to blow money on shit like this. I met a guy who was a bartender at some club that was hip years back, said he regularly got punk ass rich shits who would request he "Sink" (as in pour into the sink) bottles of $5000 dollar champagne. Never underestimate the vapid and idiotic spending habits of the Nouveau riche or those born into too much wealth.
>> [_] Anon 3237139 If someone wants to blow thousands of dollars on a piece of meat wasted because it's buried under all this other shit, who am I to stop them?
>> [_] Anon 3237140 >># no one, because you're as pathetic as the rest of us. fuck you
>> [_] Anon 3237142 I'm growing disgusted by decadence. Not in the "We must seize the means of production" kind of way. Just the nonsense of it all.
>> [_] Anon 3237143 You know, I'm pretty sure it's some kind of charity thing.

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>> [_] Anon 3129405 is that tin foil around the egg and the bun? why would they do that how are you suppose to eat that? with a fork? yoiu don't eat a fucking hamburger with a fork
>> [_] Anon 3129410 That's gold not tin foil. It's for stupid people with too much money.
>> [_] Anon 3129436 >># Rich people at gold for breakfast. It's a fact.
>> [_] Anon 3129450 >Glamburger OHHH YESSSS
>> [_] Anon 3129460 Ehh... kinda stupid to be honest. 80% of the cost is the stupid gold foil on the bun and the duck egg, the cavier and the lobster is probably another 10-15% The bacon, kobe beef, and the rest is probably like a $30-40 burger, and probably tastes a lot fucking better without all that other crap.
>> [_] Anon 3129478 >># >implying showing plebs you're better than them because you have fuck tons of money is dumb. You must be new money or poor. How sad for you.
>> [_] Anon 3129535 >># Reminds me of that $10k pudding where the reason it's $10k is because it's got a $9.999k spherical cut sapphire on it that you get to keep.
>> [_] Anon 3129546 >># >># >># >># It's gold. Fun fact, we can't digest gold so people who eat it literally shit gold.
>> [_] Anon 3129549 >># The people who would eat this special snowflake shit would probably disagree
>> [_] Anon 3129554 >># gold leaf foil is not very expensive though I doubt he even used 100$ worth on the dish
>> [_] Anon 3129559 burger :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>> [_] Anon 3125963 I appreciate what it is, but as a burger, it looked soggy as fuck with way too much going on. Pretty cool to shit gold though.
>> [_] Anon 3125966 lmao his look of disappointment when he bites in you can see him force himself to try and say something positive about it, but there's really too many stuff in there and in such small proportions it doesn't even make a difference or make up for the absurd price
>> [_] Anon 3125995 Imagine if they had ethnic representatives from 3rd world countries come up to you one by one while you were eating to tell you how much of their national crops $2000 would buy and how long so many families could live off the amount. But it wasn't done to shame you, it was done as part of the experience of the entitlement, like a merciless actualization of stereotypical, amoral 1% behavior.
>> [_] Anon 3125998 >># I think this sums up my thoughts on the matter pretty well.
>> [_] Anon 3126001 I think I'd rather spend 20 bucks on a normal kobe beef burger than all this shit, I don't think i'd even like it.
>> [_] Anon 3126004 Yeah, that's gotta taste horrible. Way too much bacon, for one. And then caviar? that's gonna clash horribly with everything else. And it looks disgustingly soggy.
>> [_] Anon 3126012 >howtoruinaburger.jpg
>> [_] Anon 3126015 >># europoor spotted
>> [_] Anon 3126026 >># ha, since you can't read: >wasn't done to shame you implied it would be an act of unbelievable decadence, both physical and psychological self-indulgence done in celebration without consequence.
>> [_] Anon 3126038 Because everyone loves that boiled egg and lobster flavor/texture on a burger
>> [_] Anon 3126051 >matcha mayonnaise >lobster >caviar >duck egg The only thing on that burger that looks genuinely good is the kobe beef patty. I would eat a traditional hamburger with kobe beef and pay extra for it
>> [_] Anon 3126064 Hilarious, an amalgamation of "rich food" stereotypes.

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>> [_] Anon 3103210 vegetarian here, would that even taste good? so much of that seems like conflicting flavors
>> [_] Anon 3103214 Is this a joke or not? I honestly can't tell but that looks like it'd be pretty bad.
>> [_] Anon 3103222 stop posting youtube shit
>> [_] Anon 3103225 mincing kobe meat into a burger just cancel all that makes it so superior.. This is totally retarded... like, putting gold in your food level of retarded
>> [_] Anon 3103241 >># >># >># >># look at you OP you triggered /f/ in so many different ways! good on you.
>> [_] Anon 3103262 >$200 burger >$1800 gold >burger why bother eating the gold, can't you like, not eat it and save it as an investment?
>> [_] Anon 3103266 Oh look, a good ass burger with $1,900 worth of fucking GOLD on it. Why the fuck? Fuck rich people.
>> [_] Anon 3103273 genuinely looks difficult to eat and not that good would rather have Five Guys/10
>> [_] Anon 3103301 >># >># This I'll add that anyone who spends over fucking 20$ for a fucking premium sandwhich of any form and fashion is a straight up nigger.
>> [_] Anon 3103309 >># Beatgold is not that expensive, I'd say there is less than 200 bucks in gold in there.
>> [_] Anon 3103310 >># His point still stands.
>> [_] Anon 3103311 >># You don't order a 2k burger if you are concerned about saving money. I don't even think it tastes good, beef, lobster, kaviar, truffle and some other stuff, it's just a mess of expensive shit. But if you spend that much money for a shitty burger your brain will make you love every bite.
>> [_] Anon 3103317 IDS BEUTIFUL :DD :D
>> [_] Anon 3103318 Look at all that freedom I could see this as a business profiting off some crazy old rich fucks though
>> [_] Anon 3103327 >># Anyone wasting money on something so ridiculous has a serious lack of a brain.
>> [_] Anon 3103332 >Charges $2000 for a burger >Ground Kobe Beef.. >Scoops caviar with a metal spoon.. Apparently any nigger can pretend chef a burger and charge $ 2k..

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>> [_] Anon 3092880 >$300 burger with $1700 of caviar slopped on it of course the guy is going to say he liked that mess after he just blew 2 grand on it
>> [_] Anon 3092885 >># >touched patty with bare hands >moves bacon with tongs >proceeds to touch lobster with bare hands >scoops caviar with a metal spoon
>> [_] Anon 3092965 >># Patty was already cooked, which isn't an issue, and with there being cuts, he could have washed his hands between. Bacon was put on with tongs because it had a glaze on it, which would have stuck to your hands bare. Not sure about the spoon thing. Only thing I noticed that was wrong here, was him wiping the spoon on his apron. As I am sure he prepped this food himself, it means he could have wiped his bare hands after prepping the raw meat for the burger on his smock. Thus contaminating the spoon in the caviar. Not to mention the plates being flat as fuck, the excess dripping from all the mass shit he piled on is now on your lap and table. Overall being able to waste this much money on what could have been be basic 20$ burger, he could afford to poison some food.
>> [_] Anon 3092982 Looks just like one of those burgers I see in one of those cheap ass dirty restaurants I've been dragged to. The most that shit should be if you didn't add the fish eggs, at the very most it would've been I would say a $15 burger?
>> [_] Anon 3092984 that burger looks like literal garbage.
>> [_] Anon 3092986 >># He got the thing for free.
>> [_] Anon 3093001 >glamburger ....mettaton would be proud
>> [_] Anon 3093005 [heavy breathing]
>> [_] Anon 3093049 you cant get kobe beef outside of japan all beef labeled 'kobe' in the USA is high grade sometimes, but nothing like actual kobe beef. its a scam to jack the prices up on things, like this. so you've got what, 1200 in caviar and then an inflated price on faux 'kobe' beef the rich are largely morons who've often just gotten lucky, this shit proves it

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>> [_] Anon 3086515 Rich people should be shot.
>> [_] Anon 3086547 I wouldn't call Furious Pete rich, but he'll eat pretty much anything.
>> [_] Anon 3086566 looks like a massive fucking hassle to eat.
>> [_] Anon 3086608 >># British accent right at beginning. Sorry, buy only Americans know how to make burgers, it's not our fault you remained loyal to the crown.
>> [_] Anon 3086668 i eat two of these a day
>> [_] Anon 3086709 >># gordon ramsay probably thinks that's shit

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>> [_] Anon 3072506 what kind of retard would buy this
>> [_] Anon 3072516 Furious Pete, obviously.
>> [_] Anon 3072528 If you're a chef with fine culinary skills who wants to make a $2,000 burger that's all fine and well, but if you're doing it thinking that it's any better than a really good one with fresh, inexpensive ingredients you're goddamn retarded.
>> [_] Anon 3072535 >># The Burger 2000 looks like it has been sitting out and has gotten cold anyways
>> [_] Anon 3072561 >># Someone who has enough money for this is the equivalent of a 5 dollar burger for them. So basically someone 400 times richer than most people. Some people off the dollar menu, some people eat the 'deluxe' and some people eat this.
>> [_] Anon 3072565 >caviar >lobster >truffle >fucking gold crusted egg yeah no thanks dude I'll just head to fucking Wendy's and get a baconator
>> [_] Anon 3072568 >># sure, it may not be expensive for someone with that much money, but at the same time, even people with that much money dont blow it on shit like this unless they are retards i have a very rich uncle who still uses an iphone 4S, most sensible rich people don't blow money on shit like a $2000 burger
>> [_] Anon 3072571 I'm surprised there isnt a undertale joke about this yet
>> [_] Anon 3072574 DID HE JUST WIPE THAT SPOON ON HIS FUCKING LEG? I want my money back. Also, I have one of those Microplane graters, they are fucking awesome.
>> [_] Anon 3072579 >># Diminishing returns. The previous "most expensive burger" was only like $200 or so. It had most of the shit that this one does, including the truffle shit and the caviar and the lobster.
>> [_] Anon 3072625 maybe a $200 burger then throw $1800 worth of caviar on it voila its like when some dude ordered a thousand dollar pizza he got a fancy little pizza with lobster on it, then they shoveled some caviar on it. what a fucking cop out
>> [_] Anon 3072633 >vocals only on the left WHAT THE FUCK HOW COME IM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN'T LISTEN TO ONLY ONE SIDE OF MY HEADPHONES WITHOUT FEELING INSANE AMOUNTS OF DISCOMFORT AND CRINGE
>> [_] Anon 3072649 >># That's just because you're autistic
>> [_] Anon 3072654 >pickle I'm fucking done
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 3072658 I didn't see what the green shit was, but when the thing said Kobe beef burger, I was like HMMMmmm. I've had steak burgers before from some higher end resturants in town, and they're pretty damn good. But fucking caviar? what the fuck man? And then truffles? Fuck that noise. 10$ Aloha burger from Tommy's Burger Stop, 2 bucks for seasoned fries, fucking heaven.
>> [_] Anon 3072662 what the fuck i feel violated that is no burger
>> [_] Anon 3072674 I bet it taste like shit Just look at the dude eating it, he's trying to hard to say something positive about it.
>> [_] Anon 3072690 >># Saudis princes do.
>> [_] Anon 3072691 >># yeah, they arent sensible rich people. they will lose their wealth quite soon if they dont stop acting like moronic children
>> [_] cat 3072695 the thing drips immediately and really doesnt sound tasty. caviar with bacon, truffle and lobster is not a good combination of flavours, take two of them out of the equation and maybe it could work tl;dr shitty burger only people showing off would buy
>> [_] Anon 3072698 >># I disagree. Many of the ingredients go very well together. Burger + Mayo + Bacon + Tomato is a great combination. I would remove the duck egg, the caviar and the lobster though. Not sure what white Truffle tastes like so I can't comment on that.
>> [_] Anon 3072707 >># Do you have autism? Thats exactly what he was saying. What...what point are you making? That a normal burger is good?
>> [_] Anon 3072711 >># There's a difference in autism and retardation. In this case, it's retardation.
>> [_] Anon 3072728 >># At least we can all take a minute to differentiate retardation from autism

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>> [_] Anon 3051262 fuck off back to youtube already

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>> [_] Anon 3042181 why does it look like there is foil warpped around that duck egg and top bun?
>> [_] Anon 3042190 >># Because he is literally eating gold (leaf).
>> [_] Anon 3042195 I really want Gordon Ramsay to go in there and call him a fucking donkey.
>> [_] Anon 3042236 Did... Did he call that a glamburger? Why isnt it made with sequins and glue?

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>> [_] Anon 3038718 that looks disgusting
>> [_] Anon 3038734 I'm curious if you could ask for no caviar and get the burger for $40.
>> [_] Anon 3038742 I'm going to take a guess and say the bulk of that 2,000$ price tag is because of all the gold plating.
>> [_] Anon 3038768 >># All that gold cost probably around $1. That gold is incredibly thin, thinner than tissue paper. You can even see it almost break apart and fly away into the air when the bun was moved onto the plate.
>> [_] Anon 3038776 i just cant understand why use gold on it at all... it just looks bad and give no flavor. probably kobe whatever beef costs quite some... lobsters should be not really too expensive and caviar maybe adds some to price. anyways never been fan of tastes from sea so i i would not like this one at all and as i dont know if kobe is any better i would just go for cheaper meat
>> [_] Anon 3038783 >># its less the caviar then the truffle. truffle is a lot more expensive.
>> [_] Anon 3038785 >># What is truffle anyway...? Some sort of rare dried mushroom? I don't think I have ever had it. Wonder what it tastes like.
>> [_] Anon 3038787 >># You'll most likely never find out.
>> [_] Anon 3038788 >># the expensive shit is the kobe beef if thats legit, which is better damn well be for $2000 god damn bucks. in addition depending on the caviar and truffle brand it could be stupid expensive as well. overall i could make this exact damn thing for about 1/20th of the price if i actually looked for shit, labor prices is a bitch.
>> [_] Anon 3038790 >># When he broke out the kaviar and white truffle I thought it was a joke. Who in the fuck would even WANT to eat this. Jesus.
>> [_] Anon 3038802 >># It's in chocolates you can get at the super market for $1.19 You have no excuse for not knowing what truffle tastes like.
>> [_] Anon 3038808 >># you are retarded
>> [_] Anon 3038820 >># >caviar For what purpose? That shit is fucking disgusting. Burger looked nice until the guy added the lobster, then it quickly started looking terrible. The stuff dripping when the other guy started eating didn't help.
>> [_] Anon 3038833 >># Kobe beef is real good but using it for a burger is fucking retarded and defeats the purpose.
>> [_] Anon 3038835 >># Did he bite into the burger without removing the foil on top?
>> [_] Anon 3038839 SO MANY FLAVORS!
>> [_] Anon 3038845 >># see >># You obviously have no fucking clue what truffle is so don't try to talk about shit you don't know.
>> [_] Anon 3038856 >># It's an overrated expensive food that pretentious fucks like >># and >># enjoy. He sounds like the type of guy that buys food based on what's considered classy and sophisticated rather than what he actually enjoys. Fucking sheep. >># You're thinking of the chocolate, which is fucking delirious. We're talking about the overrated fungus.
>> [_] Anon 3038857 >># delicious*
>> [_] Anon 3038870 >># you can eat gold
>> [_] Anon 3038901 >># What? How much until you get heavy metal poisoning?

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>> [_] Anon 3033360 >># Who would WANT to eat this. It looks fucking horrible jesus christ.
>> [_] Anon 3033375 >># I agree. It has no purpose of being tasty, just an expensive turd so you can say that you've eated the world's most expensive burguer.
>> [_] Anon 3033380 >># >Used caviar >Scooped out caviar with a metal spoon rather than a bone one >used lobster 0\10 would not eat I wish he would have stopped at kobe beef and bacon and added a premium cheese.
>> [_] Anon 3033407 Every summer i'd spend a month down at my uncle's caviar orchard. Every tuesday he would stop by some fancy food place and get a gold wrapped burger with lobster and duck, then he'd take me to mcdonald's and let me pick ANYTHING I wanted off the dollar menu!
>> [_] Anon 3033445 >># pretty much any burger with a premium cheese probably tastes better than this pile of shit
>> [_] Anon 3033453 >># To be fair, a lot of these super expensive burgers are part of charity events raising money for the hungry.
>> [_] Anon 3033456 >># Eh. The egg is a bit much and I am unsure how the lobster & caviar would work with the base ingredients. Still you've got a nice burger with fancy mayo + a few sizable perfectly cooked bacon slices and a few thin tomato slices. Hard to ruin that combination. I bet it still tastes pretty damn good even with the extra shit.
>> [_] Anon 3033468 >># >the way it drips when he picks it up I really don't get the whole "most expensive food x" thing. At least the sunday at Serendipity 3 comes with some free silverware.
>> [_] Anon 3033476 >># eating like this asserts dominance over the lesser millionaires

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>> [_] Anon 3031576 >># nice try faggot
>> [_] Anon 3031578 >># que?
>> [_] Anon 3031581 >># >noscript filtered cross-site scripting attempt don't open the flash, dummy.
>> [_] Anon 3031582 >># Actually its just a normal flash with an embedded video. Don't know why you think its some sort of hack.
>> [_] Anon 3031583 >># Shit, I already did. What do?
>> [_] Anon 3031584 >># Eating a burger will nullify it.
>> [_] Anon 3031605 That actually looks really shitty.
>> [_] Anon 3031606 >putting caviar and lobster and mushrooms and a fucking duck egg on your burger rich people are fucking ridiculous, just leave it with the fucking bacon and quit ruining the fucking meat, jesus christ that shit looks disgusting >># embed it on the main page, dummy
>> [_] Anon 3031607 Why do people eat gold like that? From what I understand gold has LITERALLY no taste whatsoever, that's why professional taste testers use golden utensils. Doesn't make any sense man.
>> [_] Anon 3031616 >># It's not about the taste anon. The reason they gold plate it is for the rich to feel gratified, "Hey, look at me, I literally eat and shit gold."
>> [_] Anon 3031622 >># >stop being rich pls
>> [_] Anon 3031632 >># what? did you even fucking read what I wrote? they're spending thousands of dollars to eat something that looks like it came out of the rear end of a rhinoceros made with all sorts of conflicting flavor profiles under the guise of "refined palate" made in what looks like some shady backstreet bar pretending to be "high society" when they could have just had a regular burger with bacon on it and been more than satisfied, and it probably would've tasted far better than fucking rotten fish eggs and a smelly mushroom. the trap of hedonistic decadence among the "upper class" is and has always been the bane of every functioning society that collapsed in on itself. and these are the same people that say poor people stay poor because they "don't know how to spend their money properly" fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 3031636 >># Goddamn. A round of applause for this anon.
>> [_] Anon 3031639 >># Can't applause that. While the duck egg is stupid and the caviar/lobstur may conflict slightly with the other ingredients (which work nicely together) I think it would still be an interesting flavor experience and likely still taste very good as is. Also it looks great (one of its better points) so don't know why he said rhino ass. In regards to rich people wasting money. Who cares? Its there money they can spend it how they want. Yeah its a massive waste as you could probably make that burger yourself for 1/10th the cost if not less but again its there money and if they didn't spend it on that they wouldn't be donating it to you.
>> [_] Anon 3031640 >># >In regards to rich people wasting money. Who cares? Its there money they can spend it how they want. ah, americans. >if they didn't spend it on that they wouldn't be donating it to you. of course they wouldn't be spending their money on the less fortunate. but you know what? that's ALSO a problem, not a justification to waste money.
>> [_] Anon 3031642 >># >ah, americans. You don't think people have a right to spend THEIR money on what they want? Keyword : THEIR >that's ALSO a problem Please. The problem is corruption at the top starting with the Fed reserve. You take back 1% of the money those thieves have stolen from the real American people/descendants and you could buy one billion glamburgers a year for life.
>> [_] Anon 3031643 >># >Please. >The problem is corruption at the top starting with the Fed reserve. that is ANOTHER problem, yes. >># >You take back 1% of the money those thieves have stolen from the real American people/descendants and you could buy one billion glamburgers a year for life. somebody doesn't understand powers of ten.
>> [_] Anon 3031645 >># >You don't think people have a right to spend THEIR money on what they want? You don't think financial irresponsibility among middle and upper class citizens is one of the main contributing factors that lead to over 40% of non-collegiate Americans being further in debt than the amount of money they make in a decade?
>> [_] Anon 3031646 >># >THEIR How retarded are you? He's referencing the person he replied to as they did not spell it correctly to begin with - but seriously who gives shit. Also, people are allowed to say that rich people are fucking morons for spending money on useless crap - that doesn't change the fact they're spending it on what they want. >Corruption and the 1% Take off your tinfoil hat for a second and take into consideration that humanity as a whole is to blame. You can't change the way things are and it hasn't just all of a sudden become this "conspiracy theory" about "elitists" - this shit has been happening since the beginning of civilization.
>> [_] Anon 3031648 >># the French had the right idea when they executed the royalty they fuck over everyone to preserve their positions and then blame poor people living on ten dollars a week in welfare . . . when are we going to get rid of our bloodsuckers?
>> [_] Anon 3031649 >># at first I thought it was the navy seals pasta, good job anon. Keep doing God's work
>> [_] Anon 3031651 >># >it hasn't just all of a sudden become this "conspiracy theory" about "elitists" Things have changed amigo. They haven't always been this bad and infact things weren't nearly as bad as they are now a few decades ago let alone further back and if you go back 100 years or so or more you reach a time when shit was almost fair and corruption was not yet a big problem. Things have been progressively getting worse and the process has sped up and gotten much more cancerous in the last 2-3 decades. Consider the loss of the gold standard which was in the mid 1900's. Consider the final and current creation of the central private bank in the early 1920's.... all just stepping stones until now as corruption has strengthen and as power and unity was slowly siphoned away from the actual native citizens who should have inherited all of it.
>> [_] Anon 3031653 >># Getting into debt by spending your own money is literally impossible.
>> [_] Anon 3031655 >># >of course they wouldn't be spending their money on the less fortunate Who do you think restaurant staff are?
>> [_] Anon 3031656 >># You're kidding right? So I guess all the slavery that happened decades ago was not as bad as our 1st world problems now? Or the fact that even when we were neanderthals we would fight each other for power and leadership. Life was never fair, in fact it has become more "fair" than it ever has been. The problem is that now people are trying to take advantage of the "fair" system. But like I said, this type of issue with humanity has been around for a long time. Some will always find ways of becoming more than the rest, while the rest will look to others for leadership.
>> [_] Anon 3031659 >># Centuries or millenia rather than decades - sorry just re-read that.
>> [_] Anon 3031660 >># How am I kidding? Americans used to have it much better off then we have it now despite lesser technology. You could work a job with just a HS diploma and buy a house all cash in one or two years. Try doing that now. Our country has been subverted from within and is now corrupt beyond measure. The dollar has lost nearly 99% of its former value. But anyway keep your head in the sand if you wish. Some of what you say is obviously true but the things I said are also true.
>> [_] Anon 3031661 I love how it sounds like he says 'gross' at the end >># >gold plate gold leaf anon
>> [_] Anon 3031662 >># >what are loans >how do banks work >what are medical expenses >what is reduced income while under obligation to pay top kek anon, keep rooting for hillary :^)
>> [_] Anon 3031665 >># You're thinking on a much smaller scale. The point I'm making is that even you, anon, are an insignificant nothing that could never change the way things are. That is because you are human, just like everyone else, they will also act in the same way. And those who attempt to do anything about it, end up being leaders or important figureheads to some degree. But again, being as human as they are, they will act selfishly. It is a common human affliction, that you cannot do anything about. So you sitting there whining about it will do nothing but make you angry. Just accept the fact that humanity is the way it is or do the impossible and convince the masses of people to overthrow this so called 1% - if you can even identify them that is.
>> [_] Anon 3031668 >># Loans are money borrowed from someone else. Banks are external entities with money to borrow. You are fighting windmills instead of comprehending exactly what's written.
>> [_] Anon 3031669 I want to kill myself, I really just cant handle anything and it's all my fault, I'm just a pussy/
>> [_] Anon 3031670 >># voting for bernie, I see.
>> [_] Anon 3031675 >># I am Bernie.
>> [_] Anon 3031677 equanimity, lads.
>> [_] Anon 3031683 >># >Why do people eat gold like that? https://www.purestcolloids.com/history-g old.php ancient belief that gold is magic, which is why kings made everything out of gold.
>> [_] Anon 3031684 >># 4chan, my friend.
>> [_] Anon 3031690 >># it's fucking retarded that people would be willing to spend that much money on a fucking "glam burger". besides, it's retarded how he just adds a bunch of shit that's known for being "things rich people eat" together on a burger. and there's so many conflicting flavors in there it must taste like fucking nothing. i mean come the fuck on as if lobster and beef wasn't a shitty enough mix, you then add caviar, mushrooms, bacon, a duck egg, and sauce? and sorry but coating it in gold does't make it look good, it honestly looks bad and the ridiculous attempt to make it look "glam" by putting it on a plate with decoration and such around it only makes it worse.
>> [_] Anon 3031692 >># Eh... much of what he does put on mixes really well together. Like. Burger + Bacon + Fancy Mayo + Lettuce + Green Tomatoes That right there is a nice burger and everything works well together. The Caviar & Lobster... I don't imagine them being a great compliment but I don't think they conflict bad enough to really make the burger less then enjoyable. The egg is fucking stupid though fuck off with that shit.