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[_] Anon 3443574
>> [_] Anon 3443578 Commercials today try too hard to be funny or clever. All they need to do is have their mascots be violently maimed or killed.
>> [_] Anon 3443631 >># why is this not a meme?
>> [_] Anon 3443649 >># it was, over 10 years ago.

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>> [_] Anon 3250296 Unsettling and adorable
>> [_] Anon 3250304 Drink our coffee or we'll fucking kill you
>> [_] Anon 3250306 Holy shit the communism bit
>> [_] Anon 3250308 >What's the club for? >*WHACK* >To get their attention!
>> [_] Anon 3250311 >># shadowrun_mascot.swf
>> [_] Anon 3250332 I hate wilkins coffee
>> [_] Anon 3250350 quality post
>> [_] Anon 3250368 it just keeps goin
>> [_] Anon 3250387 >NO PRESSURE

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[_] this shit never ends Anon 3113887 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3113891 >># >drink wilkins or you'll get FUCKING SHOT Okay kermit, simmer down jesus
>> [_] Anon 3113893 >># jesus christ you're right, my brain started going numb. My grandpas kind of humor, I'll show him today.
>> [_] Anon 3113980 >># That was fantastic, thanks OP
>> [_] Anon 3114003 >># holy crap, is this for real? sounds like Jim Henson had a rough start to his career. Some of these are pretty dark (like Wilkin's Coffee!)

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>> [_] Anon 3101079 >I've got a pair of 8's can you beat that? >I've got a can of Wilkins coffee *BOOM* I can beat anything. Jim Henson you savage mad man.
>> [_] Anon 3101084 Holy shit how long is this?
>> [_] Anon 3101085 "some learn som dont" jesus i lost it there
>> [_] Anon 3101088 Kermit was a cold mutherfucker
>> [_] Anon 3101128 >># Hella long.
>> [_] Anon 3101139 It just keeps fucking going, is there a fucking end!?
>> [_] Anon 3101145 >># There are 179 ads
>> [_] Anon 3101187 I've never heard of this coffee.
>> [_] Anon 3101189 >># Got bought out by Maxwell House.

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>> [_] Anon 3087245 I like >e
>> [_] Anon 3087248 Poor little fucking guy, crushed by consumerism

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[_] Better Drink Your Wilkins Anon 3074642 Or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU -Jim Henson Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3074679 >># Oh Jim Henson... what a way to start your career. :D
>> [_] Anon 3074794 THEY JUST KEEP GOING AND GOING AND GOING AND GOING AND GOING AND GOING AND GOING AND GOING AND GOING

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[_] for troy Anon 3043056 you know who you are you autistic fuck Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3043058 lol commercials back in the day
>> [_] Anon 3043061 Would anyone like some Wilkins coffee?
>> [_] Anon 3043067 If you don't like Wilkins coffee....I will fucking end you...
>> [_] Anon 3043068 How long is this fucking thing.
>> [_] Anon 3043083 These commercials have given me a strange hankering for puppet violence.
>> [_] Anon 3043088 Holy shit I made it, had to be some 15-20 min.
>> [_] Anon 3043131 Huh, that sounds like Jim Henson. Probably is.
>> [_] Anon 3043132 ah yes, way back when television had balls.
>> [_] Anon 3043135 >># it is. in fact, the puppet he's doing is the early version of kermit.
>> [_] Anon 3043171 Holy shit no wonder my life sucks, I gotta get some Wilkins Coffee
>> [_] Anon 3043172 lol fuckin violent commercials, fuckin love it
>> [_] Anon 3043175 this is offensive
>> [_] Anon 3043176 >># You must probably don't drink Wilkins Coffee then
>> [_] Anon 3043177 Holy hell is coffee Kermit an asshole. It just kept going and going, I enjoyed this a fair bit. I did a little research after hearing the voices and it is in fact Jim Henson.
>> [_] Anon 3043195 if u dont buy some of wilken's god damn coffee he's going to personally have your balls in a glass jar labeled "hor d'oeuvres"

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>> [_] Anon 3042013 >># Fun fact: Wilkin's Coffee was bought by Maxwell House.
>> [_] Anon 3042033 It just keeps going, Jesus.
>> [_] Anon 3042034 >># He did over 300 of these.
>> [_] Anon 3042047 >># https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Henson #projects_in_the_1960s:_1961.E2.80.9369 his short films 'Time Piece' and 'Cube' are good.
>> [_] Anon 3042128 >he just fucking shoots him in the head every time i swear