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[_] Anon 3450424 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3450554 Why did you do this? Why did I watch it all?

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[_] Anon 3321770
>> [_] Anon 3321771 Its not as funny if there's no earrape.
>> [_] Anon 3321780 Thanks, anon, this has inspired me. Soon my basement will be full of tables.
>> [_] Anon 3321782 >># oh yeah I forgot how bad the table he actually built was
>> [_] Anon 3321783 >># >table legs cost $98 what the fuck man
>> [_] Anon 3321790 Pocket holes were invented by the devil. I'm triggered. Learn some proper wood joining.
>> [_] Anon 3321819 but what if I want somebody to catch a splinter?
>> [_] Anon 3321820 That's a lot of fucking pocket holes.
>> [_] Anon 3321834 Gavin would be proud.
>> [_] Anon 3321859 le canadian right wing beard man is jacking off to this
>> [_] Anon 3321883 >># for 126 dollars in total, just buy a fucking table
>> [_] Anon 3321890 >># about 25 dollars apiece if they are well finished that isn't horrible, you could probably find shittier legs out there for 10-20$ each though
>> [_] Anon 3321891 >># is this want real men do besides play video games?
>> [_] Anon 3321893 >># even the most basic wood ikea dining table is 300 dollars this way you are getting exactly what you want and how you want it
>> [_] Anon 3321895 >># No, real men don't have any hobbies. Real men get depressed because they have to work 50 hours a week and when they come home have to tolerate the bitching of their wives for them to not only let them have sex but also not touch themselves.

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[_] Anon 3197136 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3197149 >># What? He couldn't be bothered to cut down the trees himself and mine the ore for hardware? What a fucking pussy.
>> [_] Anon 3197151 So once I do that I'm allowed to talk about video games, or something?
>> [_] Anon 3197229 The gaps between the boards for the table top are too big. That's just going to be a catch for any dust, grime and food to get stuck in and never come out. I know he was going for a rugged look but the top where he sanded some parts and not others just looked like shit and the contrast between the shitty top and nice painted white legs makes it an easy 3/10 table desu.
>> [_] Anon 3197234 Thanks, this will help a lot with my New Year's resolutions. Got anything on fixing fridges?
>> [_] Anon 3197289 >pocket hole "joinery" >not making your own table legs on a lathe >painting and not staining Weak
>> [_] Anon 3197307 >># For an amateur project that's pretty damned impressive. Also very nice, concise instructions. 10/10 vid
>> [_] /b/astard 3197312 >># Agreed staining masterrace But honestly the lathe thing, it's better but how many /f/aggots have access to or room for a lathe? This is supposed to be for newfags who can't build their own table without a tutorial
>> [_] Anon 3197317 What kind of douchebag uses pocket holes? If this was real table, it used have used mortise and tenon joints. At least a few dowel pins. If he was going to be such a faggot with that shitty table top, why not just fucking epoxy it (you are going limp dick anyways)
>> [_] Anon 3197324 I don't understand the dimensions, how many football fields long should I make it?
>> [_] Anon 3197333 >># >food do you throw your dinner all over the table before you eat it, anon?
>> [_] Anon 3197335 >># lacquer.

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[_] Anon 3166144
>> [_] Anon 3166147 quality thread OP. heading to home depot now before the flash expires.
>> [_] Anon 3166152 I feel really inspired to make a table now.
>> [_] Anon 3166186 Those pocket holes were sexy as hell
>> [_] Anon 3166216 Thanks Gavoc.
>> [_] Anon 3166217 i dont need to make tables, im not a woman, i can pay for tables with money i make
>> [_] Anon 3166218 >># >having to pay real men to build tables for you pathetic your ancestors cringe in shame
>> [_] Anon 3166223 >># they dont cringe in shame, they payed your ancestors to do it for them
>> [_] Anon 3166235 >># >using pine >using cuck holes >using premade legs >paying that much for shitty pine go away
>> [_] Anon 3166243 >># Best flash of 2016
>> [_] Anon 3166257 >># >paying $126 for a shitty table you have to assemble from scratch >not paying $50 for a proper table with a smooth surface you can write on
>> [_] Anon 3166261 >># >selling your manhood for 76 bucks >why not just take it a step further and give some dude a blowjob and he'll give you the 50$ you need to buy your pansy table
>> [_] Anon 3166265 >strong opinions about tables
>> [_] Anon 3166268 >># tables are very important. i use one almost every day
>> [_] Anon 3166292 >># >Implying that piece of shit in the OP isn't a pansy table
>> [_] Anon 3166298 mom i don't like this meme

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[_] Anon 3147558
>> [_] anonymous 3147565 >># thank you anon. now i can become a real man.
>> [_] Anon 3147568 make sure no one catches a splinter
>> [_] Anon 3147569 I have clinical depression.
>> [_] Anon 3147570 just like how dad never taught me
>> [_] Heaven 3147643 >># >># Just like me Anon

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[_] real men unite Anon 3114561
>> [_] Anon 3114585 >No stain on the legs absolutely disgusting
>> [_] Anon 3114593 >># was thinking the same thing. also, Metric system is the only accurate way to build things. for those of you who argue about it's difficulty of use, you're clearly too simple to input
>> [_] Anon 3114595 >no tongue and groove >no dovetial joints what a shitty table.
>> [_] Anon 3114596 test
>> [_] Anon 3114597 >># >only accurate way to build things >calls others simple but doesn't understand difference between it's and its Yep, definitely a metrics user.
>> [_] Anon 3114609 >$100+ >still kind of a crummy table Nah
>> [_] Anon 3114623 What a shoddy table. This kid needs to lay off the video games.
>> [_] Anon 3114638 why
>> [_] Anon 3114641 This table is fucking garbage. Filthy casual weekend warrior carpenter.
>> [_] Anon 3114645 The only thing I can't stand about things like these is the up-front dishonesty. If they're going to bother making a price quote in the beginning to hook you, they might as well be honest about the goddamn price and include the other materials needed like the screws and stain.
>> [_] Anon 3114651 The table is obviously no level, the boards are bowing from the different and uneven pressure from the screwed jigs. This guy is a complete retard.
>> [_] Anon 3114653 ok
>> [_] Anon 3114655 I can't tell if this is a troll video or not. I'm leaning toward yes just because of the way he says everything so straight. It feels like some of the things he's saying are supposed to be absolutely retarded but I don't know enough about /diy/ shit to catch it.
>> [_] Anon 3114668 See, /f/? This is what you need to go through before you can call yourself a man. That is, as long as you've already built a fridge like every other man.
>> [_] Anon 3114675 >># Metric is great for science and math, but for something like carpentry you're gonna wanna use the same units your lumber was cut in. If English is your first language then statistically your lumber was cut in imperial units. In that case, converting all the measurements to metric would just be needlessly complicated busywork.
>> [_] Anon 3114693 >pocket holes >not building a perfect series of mortise and tenon that don't require glue or screws t. /diy/
>> [_] Anon 3114697 >># I kek someone should post that flash
>> [_] Anon 3114707 >># Careful, anon, something like that might require actual craftsmanship. We can't raise the bar for manliness too high or else more and more prospective men will have to actually improve themselves over periods of months and years in order to cultivate a healthy sense of self-worth instead of just doing weekend arts-and-crafts-level projects to inflate their ego like a used balloon.
>> [_] Anon 3114709 >># this made me feel bad
>> [_] Anon 3114712 >># It felt bad to write it, too. I don't know why I posted it :^(
>> [_] Anon 3114724 >># >he paid over $100 for a $10 table thats all kinds of ugly shit and multicolored in a terribad fashion. >its also barely held together in a completely shit way. also for added bonus: >clamps >expensive i could literally just go to goodwill and buy a better one for 1/10th of the price.
>> [_] Anon 3114733 >he used 2x4s for furniture >what is the difference between construction wood and hard wood Fucking people nowadays
>> [_] Anon 3114745 I would like for pocket holes to be a meme.