File: Steamshovel Harry.swf-(5.66 MB, 720x600, Game)
[_] Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)20:20:46 No.3301649
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)20:58:13 No.3301662
>>3301649
Oh shit, motherfucking STEAMSHOVEL HARRY!
Maybe I'll actually fucking beat that spider cunt this time.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)21:06:29 No.3301667
>>3301649
this tutorial is way too long, what the hell
>> [_] Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)21:11:30 No.3301670
>>3301662 are you supposed to automatically die when the tutorial starts?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)21:12:25 No.3301671
>>3301670
? No, you must've done something wrong.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)21:21:31 No.3301672
Level 3 has the best initial twist I've seen in a game.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)21:23:20 No.3301674
Why in the goddamn hell did they think throwing meteors upwards would be a good game mechanic?
That shit gets me killed more than the giant PAM robot guys.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)21:33:07 No.3301675
>>3301649
Wtf is up with shit horrible long tutorial holy shit
>> [_] Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)21:48:38 No.3301679
Bullshit
All of you are bullshitting me
Is there actually a fucking end to this fucking tutorial?
Terrible game
>> [_] Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)22:04:59 No.3301686
>>3301679
If you don't have the patience for the tutorial then you're going to fucking die while playing
the game. It's for the best that you just leave it.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)22:10:57 No.3301689
>>3301686
Theres no way you can expect anyone to sit through this thing
Almost looked reasonable, but then all this extra stuff just kept on coming
Kept. On. Coming
Every few seconds there was some new mechanic, some new thing to remember, some new something
No way fag
>> [_] Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)22:11:34 No.3301690
>>3301649
Is it just a really long joke that the tutorial never ends or what? Fuck it when I get a day off
I'm gonna find out.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)22:18:39 No.3301694
>>3301689
I agree—a tutorial level would have been nice to have instead of a goddamn slideshow, but they
wanted to throw you into the game and give you the "holy fuck this is intense" vibe. The anthem
actually explains a plot point (and a boss's attack, actually), but they could have made it
shorter.
>>3301690
There is an end to the tutorial, I promise.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)22:22:25 No.3301697
>>3301694
Anon, I...
Go back and re-read my posts
Actually, just re-read the first letter of each line
I promise you'll have a new take on things
Nya
>> [_] Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)22:23:44 No.3301698
>>3301697
It's okay, friend. Steamshovel Harry ain't for everybody.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)22:26:18 No.3301701
finally I managed to capture a space-dragon
this is the best
P.A.M. doesn't stand a chance now
>> [_] Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)22:29:03 No.3301703
>>3301698
Anon
Now is your opportunity
Dont disappoint your ancestors
All those that came before you
Go back and re-read the first letter of each line
All will be revealed
It will change your life
Nigger don't make me regret writing these dumb shitposts
>> [_] Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)22:30:16 No.3301705
>>3301703
Go back to redd!t you pubescent shitstain.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)22:31:31 No.3301706
>>3301703
Anon, it's okay man. We get it. Steamshovel harry is a waitin' for the day you're ready.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)22:48:45 No.3301718
>>3301705
LMAO
Methinks the lady doth protest too much
Almost like the boogeyman is real
Over ten years since ive been to that shithole, there's nothing there for anyone, probably, hell
I don't even know
>>3301706
[
Very nice meeting you anon
I had a blast, I truly did
Sadly
I
Better be going
Lunch is calling my name
Even though there's no food in the house, well that's an exaggeration, there's plenty, just no
instant noodles, which is what im really in the mood for right now
Currently I am on a two week streak of not spending any money, it's a part of an experiment to
see how I can budget a bit better
Over the course of each month little bits of money just leak out, it seems
Not anymore
Future me is going to thank me, I hope
Under $50 per week is the aim, I want to see just how low I can get my food bill in particular
So anyway, thanks for reading my blog
I was pretty much out of ideas to make these silly acrostics work
Over 90000 hours in Microsoft Word to get this one out in the end
Not sure if im going to give these another go in the future, but we'll see, so keep an eye out
for dat sweet bait sen3.14
]
>> [_] Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)22:57:28 No.3301721
I wonder.
Are there really enough newfags on this board to fuel such a discussion.
Or is it just Anon trolling trolls?
>> [_] Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)22:57:34 No.3301722
>>3301718
In the time it took you to write that you could have been playing some sweet steamshovel harry.
You do you, man.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)22:59:05 No.3301723
>>3301721
>is anon a troll
:^)
>>3301722
:^)
>> [_] Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)23:59:42 No.3301738
>>3301649
SPIDER KING! HIS ACID CAN DISSOLVE ANYTHING!
>> [_] Anonymous 12/16/17(Sat)00:55:15 No.3301757
what the fuck this game takes forever to start...
>> [_] Anonymous 12/16/17(Sat)01:34:31 No.3301764
call me a fag but my favourite part is the music, especially on the later levels.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/16/17(Sat)01:56:54 No.3301771
I said it before and I will probably say it again. Fuck that dragon!
>> [_] Anonymous 12/16/17(Sat)05:49:27 No.3301799
>>3301649
The tutorial level is the biggest casual filter i've ever seen
>> [_] Anonymous 12/16/17(Sat)11:30:49 No.3301831
How are you supposed to save enough money for the weapon upgrade? All my money is going to fleet
repairs and maintenance.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/16/17(Sat)13:25:58 No.3301862
i'm glad I got to learn about aSTRRROOOOOOOO
