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[_] Tell me a bedtime story, /f/. Anonymous 12/17/17(Sun)00:16:46 No.3301973
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>> [_] Anonymous 12/17/17(Sun)11:00:03 No.3302031
Once upon a time, there was a penguin couple. It's said that penguins mate for life. Except this
one ungrateful bitch starts fucking around with another penguin. The male found out and furiously
fought this penguin for the right to his woman. In the end, he got his ass kicked and the other
two penguins walked off. The End.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/17/17(Sun)16:27:14 No.3302082
Once upon a lifetime, you're mom gey
>> [_] Anonymous 12/17/17(Sun)17:41:24 No.3302105
>>3302082
You can see the influences; Chaucer, Poe
>> [_] Anonymous 12/17/17(Sun)17:48:30 No.3302107
>>3301973
Once there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/17/17(Sun)18:23:35 No.3302117
>>3302082
>>3302105
lulz
>> [_] Anonymous 12/17/17(Sun)18:46:23 No.3302129
>>3301973
Once upon a time, a young man - a prince - set out on an adventure. He left behind his young
wife, journeyed over the sea to fight in wars far away, for ten long years. He conquered. He made
steadfast friends. He battled to rescue the most beautiful woman in the world, and saw the sons
of gods fight and fall.
After the war, that man - now a hero - took his followers with him, and returned home. The way
was long and hard, and they lost people to monsters, to trickery. Strong female warriors tried to
make him stay, beautiful enchantresses queens begged him to sit upon the throne at their side.
But the hero remained resolute and strong, and despite such hardships, he returns to his
homeland. But his wife and the kingdom had thought him dead, and suitors had taken to wooing his
mournful wife to claim the throne. So the hero disguised himself as an old man, and went to the
palace.
She had set before them a test; only those who could wield her husband's bow, strung only that a
hero could take it up - could take her hand.
None of the false suitors could. But he - the hero - the true king - shed his old robes, and
revealed his true self. Stringing his bow, he proved himself to be the king. And he cut down each
and every suitor, and his wife fell into his arms, back together with her love, and the true king
back upon the throne.
And they lived, happily ever after.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/17/17(Sun)18:53:27 No.3302130
>>3302129
that was a nice story /f/ren
