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>> EroPharaoh!vX.10a/Q8k 8apr2018(su)09:03 No.58614 OP P1
EroPharaoh - Play Me A Melody (18+ Commission)
Finally finished. Enjoy!
[IMG] EroPharaoh - Play Me A Melody.swf (10.52 MiB)
1280x720, Compressed. 38 frames, 24 fps (00:02).
Ver36, AS3. Network access: No. Text: Yes.
Bitmaps: Yes. Audio: Yes. Video: No.
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>> Anonymous 8apr2018(su)09:23 No.58615 A P2R1
This is really good! Great art style and multiple voices. It'd be even better with more positions
and dialogue.
>> Anonymous 8apr2018(su)09:31 No.58616 B P3R2
Could only find one secret that's on the poster is there anything else?
>> Anonymous 8apr2018(su)13:55 No.58622 C P4R3
inb4 complaints about black options and "fixed version when?"
>> Shrek 8apr2018(su)17:20 No.58623 D P5R4
Another solid yet filling game.
And also what the fuck is wrong with josie's chin on the loading screen? looks like she's got a
tumor
PS. Stop milking oolay tiger you sick fuck or i'll tell PETA about this abuse
>> Anonymous 8apr2018(su)18:10 No.58625 E P6R5
>>58616
There is a little easter egg when you pick the black chick and put on the betty wig.
I guess the little "impregnation" animation might be one as well... (have the xray cam active and
cum in vagina and you can play a little animation)
>> EroPharaoh!vX.10a/Q8k 8apr2018(su)19:36 No.58627 OP P7R6
>>58615
Thank you!
>>58616
If you click the back wall by the right door frame, you get some voyeurs. If you select Josie and
take the cat ears off, she has the bow she wears in the show - if you click it, it will change
colors. If you do a handstand, all the characters will be upside-down.
>>58623
Not sure what you're talking about with Josie's chin, unless you're talking about the lip-bite
(which I'm guessing I didn't pull off if it looks like a tumor LOL)
And no, I already told you I'll never stop trying to get Oolay for voices, Shrek. I will eat PETA.
>>58625
;) glad someone found that one!
>> Anonymous 8apr2018(su)20:40 No.58628 F P8R7
damn i wish i added fertilisation to my commission. what commission you got next dude?
>> Anonymous 8apr2018(su)20:47 No.58630 G P9R8
Discoballgag, that's a first!
>also tfw tab doesn't work >_<
>> EroPharaoh!vX.10a/Q8k 8apr2018(su)21:24 No.58633 OP P10R9
>>58628
I'm not sure - currently I'm looking at alternatives to Paypal (they suspended my account). I found
a few potentials, but most of them don't allow adult content and I don't want to be in this same
boat again so I'm considering just using Western Union or MoneyGram.
>>58630
lol
>> Anonymous 8apr2018(su)22:00 No.58640 H P11R10
>>58627
How do you do a handstand?
>> EroPharaoh!vX.10a/Q8k 8apr2018(su)22:11 No.58641 OP P12R11
>>58640
https://www.wikihow.com/Do-a-Handstand
Here are some of the best ways. With practice you'll learn. Make sure you have a spotter for the
early tries!
>> !///SWFAnts #ADMIN# 8apr2018(su)22:24 No.58642 SWF P13R12
>>58633
Golden opportunity to look into crypto.
Not sure why it never exploded on the porn scene. You can accept payment from anywhere in the
world, it's near instant, fees are very low, transactions can't be reversed and no one can suspend
your account when you remove the man in the middle.
Also opens up a way to be more incognito for people that do want to pay for porn but doesn't want
to have anything porn-related on their bank statement. Crypto space is small so for now a
traditional non-crypto payment option should probably also be offered but there's little reason to
not offer both.
>> Shrek 8apr2018(su)22:39 No.58643 D P14R13
>>58641
i think there's a bug when i'm doing a handstand. Coz the color went grayscale and the flash itself
turns into a 70's DDR.
>> EroPharaoh!vX.10a/Q8k 8apr2018(su)23:01 No.58644 OP P15R14
>>58642
Oh yeah, someone mentioned that before - I'm going to look into that now since I don't know much
about it. Hopefully people looking to commission are willing to try it out as well! Thanks :)
>> ???? ???? 8apr2018(su)23:39 No.58650 J P16R15
>>58614.
I felt this one would've been a perfect opportunity to make a a cat pun.
>> EroPharaoh!vX.10a/Q8k 9apr2018(mo)00:23 No.58651 OP P17R16
>>58650
I couldn't think of any cat puns that sounded good to me. I tried. ;(
>> Anonymous 9apr2018(mo)01:26 No.58653 K P18R17
Excellent work mate but HOLY FUCK THESE GIRLS HAVE TINY HANDS AND IT'S FUCKING DRIVING ME CRAZY!
The guy has tiny hands too, but it's not extremely jarring. The girls however... that's not just
tiny hands... it's a proper birth defect. And no, it's not perspective, given how dead on the
viewing angle is.
>> Anonymous 9apr2018(mo)01:31 No.58654 K P19
>>58653
Okay, after playing the file some more, the hand sizes for the girls aren't that jarring as I
previously said.
Still pretty small, but it's acceptable. I'm not an Archie fan, so perhaps it's something that
comes with the style? Perhaps it's just something I never noticed about your style? Anyway, keeping
tabs on one's anatomy skills is never a bad thing.
>> EroPharaoh!vX.10a/Q8k 9apr2018(mo)01:50 No.58655 OP P20R18
>>58653
>>58654
I modeled them after Trump's hands, my bad.
Serious answer is that I'm not very good at hands. Definitely my weak point.
>> !///SWFAnts #ADMIN# 9apr2018(mo)01:51 No.58656 SWF P21R19
>>58644
I recommend Bitcoin Cash (which is not the same as legacy Bitcoin, often called "Bitcoin Core"
these days). You can start accepting payments in 5 minutes, here's a quick guide if you have an
Android phone:
Search for "bitcoin" on Google Play. Scroll down a little until you find "Bitcoin Wallet" by
"Bitcoin.com" and install it (it's free). Go through the welcome steps, you can skip entering an
e-mail and there's no permissions needed by the app.
By default *two personal wallets are created for you, one for BCH (Bitcoin Cash) and the other for
BTC (Bitcoin Core). At the bottom of the screen there's a "Receive" icon. Tap it and you get a new
screen, make sure the BCH wallet is selected. Should be by default.
> *=In the future only one wallet (BCH) will be auto-created by the app, at least that's what the
devs have said will happen.
At the top you tap "Request specific amount". Enter whatever you want to charge for the commission
in USD, the wallet will look up what that translates to in Bitcoin Cash. Write down the amount of
BCH and **hit back on your phone to return to the previous screen.
> **=Pressing confirm instead takes you to a new screen with a newly generated QR code with the
address and amount embedded inside it. In this example I'm assuming you just want a text-based
payment request.
Now all you gotta do is send your BCH address + desired amount to whoever wants to pay you. You can
tap the address to copy it into your phone's clipboard or you can just type it manually into your
computer.
There are three address formats, the best one is Cash Address, which starts with "q" (selected by
default). It's pretty long but contains a checksum that invalidates the address if you accidentally
type the wrong character so your costumer won't be able to send money if you give him a mistyped
address. You can reuse the address for as many times as you'd like, though since bitcoin has a
public ledger it might be desirable to generate a new address for every payment for a little
enhanced privacy.
OK so the tl;dr version of these steps are:
+ Download the Bitcoin.com wallet app on Android.
+ Tap the receive tab.
+ Tap "Request specific amount".
+ Enter USD amount, write down BCH amount.
+ Go back to the previous screen, write down BCH address.
+ Send amount and address to the client.
+ Wait for the app to say that you've received payment.
After getting the crypto you can either gamble and hold on to it, which means it will either gain
or lose USD value in the long term. Or you can sell it immediately on an exchange for close to the
amount of USD you entered in the app. The long term goal with crypto is of course to never need to
convert back from crypto but right now it doesn't pay all the bills. It still works for money to
change hands though.
Buying BCH for USD is usually much easier than selling it, which is good since it's more likely
customers will bother to obtain it. All he needs is a credit card and a ***crypto wallet, no
accounts or personal info. On the other hand converting from BCH to USD on a trade market often
requires you to enter your real identity information and waiting to be approved. But starting to
accept crypto itself and keeping it in crypto is ridiculously fast and simple! There are several
places that do accept it directly too.
> ***=Or he could buy directly into the BCH address that you tell him to send to, though its best
for trust if he buys into his own address and then sends it to your address. It could also be
against the terms of service to buy crypto into someone else's wallet on whatever platform he
chooses to buy from.
Storing your BCH on your phone should be secure enough as long as it's not huge amounts and you
encrypt the whole device. For this app the devs say your wallet's private keys are stored on your
phone and they don't have access to them. Use the app's backup feature, it gives you a set of words
to write down with a pen and store IRL in a secure place (tap Home > select a personal wallet >
"Wallet not backed up"). If you ever lose your phone you can restore your wallet and all of its
generated addresses with that backup phrase, no BCH will be lost. After backing up you can and
should set a Startup Lock for the app with a PIN code (Settings > Lock App).
>> EroPharaoh!vX.10a/Q8k 9apr2018(mo)02:59 No.58659 OP P22R20
>>58656
Holy crap, thank you! It actually seems pretty simple, I think this could work!
I have a few questions, I know you typed up that (extremely) helpful guide but hopefully you can
help me a little further!
You say it's easier for USD to BCH, but does that mean it's difficult to sell for USD? Can I sell
in-app? I used to have a tiny gambling problem, so I probably won't keep it as BCH. ;) I will
obsess over it.
>> !///SWFAnts #ADMIN# 9apr2018(mo)05:41 No.58661 SWF P23R21
>>58659
It's not super difficult, more like a bit more tedious. There are different places with different
rules but most of the big crypto exchanges need you to submit IRL identification if you want to
withdraw USD from their system.
It can be for example a photo of both sides of your drivers license to prove who you are and a
photo of a utility bill to prove your residential address. You submit it and need to wait until
they approve your account.
Then you need to submit your bank information and get that sorted (unless you did that at the same
time as submitting ID). And when you finally convert from BCH to USD and have the money in your
bank account the government will think you should pay your taxes on revenue earned. Different
countries have different rules, dunno what they will say if you claim it is all donations.
Compare this to when buying crypto: You enter your credit card number, you enter an address, done.
In *rare cases I've heard of people being asked where they got the crypto, this could be because
the crypto that you got once upon a time (many blocks ago in the blockchain) touched a blacklisted
address that belonged to some drug dealer or something. So you should always send small amounts of
BCH to exchanges since it could get stuck there ("frozen until the matter is resolved").
> *=Rare because every time word gets out about an exchange freezing funds they lose business from
people that start avoiding them due to this fact.
Sending smaller sums are also less suspicious, however remember that the bitcoin ledger is
transparent so if you have 1 BCH and send 0.1 BCH of it to an exchange they will be able to see the
remaining 0.9 BCH as well. That's why it's a good idea to not use the same receive address all the
time, if you send 0.1 BCH from address X they won't see anything you have on address Y.
Anyway getting your funds frozen is not something to be too paranoid over but it's something you
should be aware of. Definitely not something that should stop you from using exchanges, many
thousands of people withdraw just fine every day.
+ Features to improve anonymity in Bitcoin Cash is expected to come during the year due to an
update scheduled for next month but there are already similar services today that help hide
transaction history by pooling a bunch of BCH and then sending them out again.
There are other ways to turn your crypto into USD than exchanges, one is to drive to a buyer IRL
and meet at a café. He hands you previously agreed upon paper money and you send him crypto.
Another is to find an ATM dealing with Bitcoin Cash that allows withdraws in USD. Most of them only
lets you buy crypto, those that let you also sell crypto usually also requires some kind of ID. An
example of accepted ID for one type of ATM is a photo of your face and a copy of your thumbprint.
Naturally there are also security cameras pointed at the ATM and most of the time they stand
indoors where there are other people around. Finally the most difficult way to turn crypto into USD
is to buy something for the crypto and then sell that item after receiving it via snail mail, like
for example a graphics card (shouldn't need to cut down the price too much if the box isn't
opened). Gift cards for store credits are a good buy and can be resold without any price reduction
most of the time.
>does that mean it's difficult to sell for USD? Can I sell in-app?
tl;dr: Nah, once you set up an exchange it's easy. Bitcoin.com's app doesn't support selling but I
reckon all of the larger exchanges have their own apps. Gdax.com, Coinbase.com and Bitstamp.net are
**three popular markets.
> **=GDAX is owned by Coinbase. I've been told trading on GDAX have lower fees but is harder to
learn how to use. Coinbase is actually more like a brokerage while Gdax is an actual exchange. GDAX
was called Coinbase Exchange in the past.
So you send your BCH from your phone's app to an address the exchange tell you to use. Then there's
usually an option to automatically sell ASAP if you don't want to bother with setting a custom
price. A few moments thereafter you can withdraw USD from their system to your bank.
There are exchanges that make it possible to easily turn one crypto into another without needing an
account (shapeshift.io is popular). So if you find an exchange you want to use that only deal in
for example ETH you can swap your BCH to ETH and then sell it on the exchange. Always remember to
not send too much crypto at a time to any exchange, just in case.
>> EroPharaoh!vX.10a/Q8k 9apr2018(mo)08:22 No.58664 OP P24R22
>>58656
Excellent. This pretty much answers all my questions, thank you so much. :)
>> Anonymous 9apr2018(mo)08:37 No.58665 L P25R23
>>58642
>Not sure why it never exploded on the porn scene.
because people like to be paid in things that last
>> Anonymous 9apr2018(mo)10:39 No.58667 M P26R24
>>58665
>Looking at bitcoin long term, not just the last year
Eh, dude, you didn't get the memo did you...
>> !///SWFAnts #ADMIN# 9apr2018(mo)18:29 No.58677 SWF P27R25
>>58665
It doesn't matter if crypto last or not, it works right now to transfer money. Person A can convert
his fiat to crypto, transfer it to person B and he can immediately convert it to his fiat.
Something like that is perfect for porn since it makes it much harder for person A or B to know who
the other guy is and it's impossible for a third party to stop person B from accepting money
because they think person B is immoral or whatever.
The reason I wrote in this thread was because here I noticed that PayPal had effectively shut down
EroPharaoh and the whole original purpose of crypto is to prevent something like this from
happening, to provide economic freedom across the world.
I'll mention that there are payment provider services for merchants that specialize in taking the
risk in crypto. This means that someone can pay in crypto and the merchant directly receives USD
like usual while the payment provider keeps the crypto. Business as usual for the merchant while
the customer gets the option to spend his crypto. This would again be perfect for stores that sell
stuff like sex toys where there are customers that want a little more privacy.
>> I wish I were a bird 9apr2018(mo)23:34 No.58692 N P28R26
Don't want to bulge into this cryptic discussion, but
>>58614
lol @ fertilization
and can't believe you actually made a skin change, welp
really good flash though, as usual
little bug: I had Josie nude, but when cumming it shows Melodies hair for a split second
>> Anonymous 9apr2018(mo)23:36 No.58693 N P29
>>58692
also breast set to biggest, that seems to trigger it
>> EroPharaoh!vX.10a/Q8k 10apr2018(tu)00:11 No.58695 OP P30R27
>>58693
>>58692
Dang, I thought I fixed that. Thanks for letting me know!
>> Anonymous 10apr2018(tu)21:00 No.58734 O P31R28
>>58625
How do you activate the x ray? I've looked around and I can't find anything
>> Anonymous 10apr2018(tu)21:04 No.58735 O P32
>>58692
And this breast/nude aspect too. All the secrets I found were the Archie Poster and the voyeur
thing. I can't find anything else at all! help please
>> Anonymous 10apr2018(tu)21:05 No.58736 O P33
>>58735
>>58734
nevermind I'm fucking blind
>> Anonymous 10apr2018(tu)21:18 No.58738 P P34R29
wtf is up with swfchan? I can't open up links from swfchan.org anymore
>> Anonymous 10apr2018(tu)21:33 No.58739 G P35R30
>>58738
20 bucks on that you're using an ad blocker with EasyList.
>> Anonymous 11apr2018(we)07:31 No.58759 Q P36R31
>>58739
You can get around this by dragging the link to a new tab.
>> Anonymous 11apr2018(we)19:03 No.58780 R P37R32
garbage. No handstands
>> Anon 11apr2018(we)20:04 No.58782 S P38R33
actual discussion of swfchan!?
>> Anonymous 11apr2018(we)21:04 No.58783 T P39R34
>>58782
You saying the comments in that Toddlercon flash is not an actual discussion?
>> Anonymous 12apr2018(th)02:22 No.58805 N P40R35
>>58759
>>58738
Or click the .swf part of the link.
It takes you to the swf directly with no html wrapper. Only the latter gets blocked on me for some
reason.
>> Anonymous 12apr2018(th)06:08 No.58817 U P41R36
this shit is amazing i came 3 times keep up the good work
>> EroPharaoh!vX.10a/Q8k 12apr2018(th)08:16 No.58821 OP P42R37
>>58780
There actually is.
>>58817
lol thanks
>> Anonymous 12apr2018(th)19:57 No.58830 V P43R38
>>58805
You mean the former.
Can't someone go and slap EasyList on the head and make them fix their shit?
>> Anonymous 19apr2018(th)22:29 No.58990 W P44R39
It's time to split.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlT_8GbTQfo
