File: burn_the_rope.swf-(1.9 MB, 700x500, Game)
[_] You have to burn it. Anon 3380018
>> [_] Anon 3380019 Congratulations. You posted a non-working version of a old meme flash.
>> [_] Anon 3380022 You're a fucking faggot.
>> [_] Anon 3380028 WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK I want my money back. Never going to GameStop again.
>> [_] Anon 3380048 the fukk

File: burn the rope.swf-(1.9 MB, Game)
[_] You have to do it man Anon 1697236 Congratulations. You managed to kill that boss you see.
>> [_] Anon 1697257 I...wut...is am i....what
>> [_] Anon 1697258 I think you broke it
>> [_] Anon 1697263 Lmao. This does indeed look broken. Sorry about that. Heres the intended game: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/43 2872
>> [_] Anon 1697309 that was it? pretty short lol
>> [_] Anon 1697389 bad ass song lol
>> [_] Anon 1697394 this game kind of sucked as if it wasn't already at a baby difficulty, they tell you how to defeat the already too easy boss.

File[burn the rope.swf] - (1.9 MB)
[_] [G] /f/ sucks today Anon 1168491 This is all the same boring shit that was on here last night.
>> [_] Anon 1168509 Is it just me or this is bugged as hell?
>> [_] Anon 1168532 >># Yeah... Had to restart my computer. =/ LUCKY I GOT NORTON!!!
>> [_] Anon 1168555 >># OP op op, *FACEPALM* just go away and never darken /f/'s Doorstop ever again!!
>> [_] Anon 1168564 FUUUUUUUCK!!! WTF OP?! YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?! FUCK YOU FAGGOT!
>> [_] Anon 1168565 >># Your computer must be slow as shit
>> [_] Anon 1168574 >># I got me one of dem laptop models. The one that does "Two things at once!". Yeah, it's slow. Why is this flash balls? uploading error or just bullshittery?
>> [_] Anon 1168575 Anyone else get the secret ending?
>> [_] Anon 1168592 Well, the audio is nice at least.
>> [_] Anon 1168646 aa
>> [_] Anon 1168712 removed the FPS cap... clever :p
>> [_] OP 1168713 whoa, wtf, the file must've gotten corrupted. I didn't think to check it, assume it was still fine.
>> [_] Anon 1168730 BEST. FLASH. EVER.
>> [_] Anon 1168734 some fag decompiled this fuck and set the fps to 9999999
>> [_] Anon 1168737 ctrl alt delete not hard, people

File[Burn_The_Rope.swf] - (1.9 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 1024735 this.game.will.fuck.your.computer
>> [_] Anon 1024741 you broke it.
>> [_] Anon 1024743 how the FUCK do you jump?
>> [_] Anon 1024762 I managed to do a DownThemAll with Firefox. Lets see if it'll fuck up my pc from my desktop.
>> [_] Anon 1024764 Fuckin' shit! Downloading it just makes it angry! I could hear demons!
>> [_] Anon 1024873 this game ruined my life

File :[burn the rope.swf] - (1.9 MB)
[_] [G] /r/ more {G] Anon 909072 http://192.168.1.25:3334/screensavers/lo l.scr check it out, it's really kool. :D Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 909099 i'm not going to trust an ip link
>> [_] Anon 909105 the fact that it is a 192.168 IP means it is an internal LAN IP, I cannot direct connect to that IP... EVER
>> [_] Anon 909118 GOD DAMMIT THIS GAME IS HARD. MY WEAPONS DON'T EVEN WORK ON THE BOSS! D:
>> [_] Anon 909173 what's worse, the game appears to be broken. I moved, I ran into the next wall. I tried to jump, and then I somehow beat the game.
>> [_] Anon 909187 this game never works for me :/
>> [_] Anon 909290 No matter how hard I click, the boss keeps refilling his health. Too hard, broken game.

File :[burn the rope.swf] - (1.9 MB)
[_] [G] burn the rope Anon 902329 burn the rope
>> [_] Â 902330 corrupted much?
>> [_] Anon 902339 what the fuck did you do to my computer.
>> [_] Anon 902350 This game is all jacked up.
>> [_] Anon 902354 Works for me.
>> [_] Anon 902357 SOOO FUCKING HARD!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 902407 Jeebus, it pegs one of my CPU cores and lags firefox quite badly.
>> [_] Anon 902436 Reminds me of the old days where you played a game intended for a 286 on a pentium 2, and it runs Supersuperfast.
>> [_] Anon 902438 Burn your computer, subby.

File :[burn the rope.swf] - (1.9 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 885204 You have to burn the rope. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 885205 Either this flash is broken, or my flash player is.
>> [_] Anon 885206 >># You have to burn the rope.
>> [_] Anon 885207 >># The game is fucked up.
>> [_] Anon 885208 Aww, man. I was looking forward to playing this too, from the intro and the neat looks.
>> [_] Anon 885310 Sauce. http://www.mazapan.se/games/BurnTheRope. php
>> [_] Anon 885353 How do I beat the boss?
>> [_] Anon 885362 I like how the end song is longer than the game. Sad thing is that many games designers never seem to learn from these parodies, even when they apparently get the joke.
>> [_] Anon 885379 well that's fucked
>> [_] Anon 885384 flash 10 basically screwed this thing up
>> [_] Anon 885489 Fuc guys, how do I beat the boss. I tried the Axe, but he's too fast.
>> [_] Anon 885492 >># Try jumping on it's head. If that doesn't work, you can always...y'know...do a barrel roll...
>> [_] Anon 885494 MACH SPEED
>> [_] Anon 885575 Any idea on how to upgrade my Axe? I made it to the town near the beach but...

File :[burn the rope.swf] - (1.9 MB)
[_] [G] Curious? Click and enjoy. Anon 858274 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 858275 it's impossible.
>> [_] Anon 858276 File appears to be screwed up. The end music plays before you even start, and the controls are fucked. I've played this before, and it's amusing when playable.
>> [_] Anon 858284 delete your shit and post a working one
>> [_] Anon 858312 it always lags up when I try to play it
>> [_] Anon 858331 It bugged out for me as well, until I tried the link in IE.. it ran slow, but played just fine. I think the issue is actually with the most recent firefox 2 patch; this isn't the only flash game that has been buggy.
>> [_] Anon 858340 he burnt the rope and saved us all
>> [_] Anon 858365 only reason you got problems is because you're using furryfox furfag
>> [_] Anon 858391 >># I'm using firefox and i played it just fine, so go take your opera, chrome, safari, or god forbid, IE, and shove it.
>> [_] Anon 858402 >># Idiot, that has nothing to do with Firefox. I guess it doesn't work because of Flash Player 10
>> [_] Anon 858442 It's bugged because someone changed the music in it and did it wrong.
>> [_] Anon 858455 >># Lol I use FF3 and had absolyely no problems As for OP's game, no bad...though its a bit short
>> [_] Anon 858531 It doesn't work with my FF 3 with Flash Player 10. But it works with my Flash decompiler which uses Flash Player 9. So I guess it could be related to the Flash Player version if it works or not

File :[burn the rope.swf] - (1.9 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 845550 Maybe press refresh and start again? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 845556 now you're a hero you've managed to beat the whole daa-amned game
>> [_] Anon 845566 this game is impossible, i give up
>> [_] Anon 845582 Fun :D
>> [_] Anon 845586 LOL AWESOME!
>> [_] It's true, and you fucking know it. Anon 845590 >># No matter how many times I hit refresh and start again there's no little secret. Also, it's impossible to kill the colossus with just your weapon, macro'd it on a keyboard and even with pressing pauses of .015 between button presses was only fast enough to get his health down to 50%. After that the exponential rate of his health regeneration beat it.
>> [_] Anon 845623 >># didn't you read the instructions? this game takes all of ten seconds to beat...
>> [_] Anon 845629 "Now you're an hero You've managed to lose THE whole damn GAME"
>> [_] Anon 845633 >># ohoyou
>> [_] Anon 845729 >># Oh you are so clever and witty you silly man. Did you spend all night thinking up of something like this?
>> [_] Anon 845743 /r/ing song
>> [_] Anon 845788 dude, rapid shit ending song NOW PLZ
>> [_] Anon 845789 it's all about the song.
>> [_] Anon 845794 bump for song
>> [_] Anon 845796 http://www.reachground.se/ for song download

Unrecognized thread format. File :[burn the rope.swf] - (1.9 MB) [_] [G] Burn the Rope Anon 832101 i think you have to like... burn the rope or something.... >> [_] anonymous 832108 how do I burned rope? >> [_] Anon 832111 how do i burn the fucking rope >> [_] Anon 832116 Now you're a hero. You managed to beat the whole damn ga-ame >> [_] Anon 832118 to burn teh rope... you must first burn teh rope. >> [_] Anon 832119 I killed the colossus with axes do I win? >> [_] Anon 832120 yes... you win... your prize is to delete your system32 file folder in your c:\windows >> [_] Anon 832125 >># you LIE >> [_] Anon 832158 Fucking repost >> [_] Anon 832198 >># I've done it too. Just spam the right keys and it will kill way too damn fast. >> [_] Anon 832201 >># Hahaha liar :P >> [_] Anon 832204 maybe press refresh and start again >> [_] Anon 832239 You can win without burning the rope. You get another song of him saying you should of just burnt the rope. You call us liars since you cant do it but try it >> [_] Anon 832240 Why is someone posting experiments for a programming class here? >> [_] Anon 832243 >># Programming and applied singing >> [_] Anon 832278 excellent >> [_] Anon 832280 /r/ing hacked version >> [_] Anon 832300 I just lost this game and that game.

File :[burn the rope.swf] - (1.9 MB)
[_] [G] burn the rope Anon 826110 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 826141 wtf?
>> [_] /r/ Song Dark Knight Rider 826153 OHH SHIT!! Moar Better than Legend Of Zelda & Mario Bros damn game! *w*
>> [_] Anon 826170 gameplay: 10 seconds.
>> [_] Anon 826173 I love the song.
>> [_] Anon 826176 the song makes this song win
>> [_] Anon 826202 lol
>> [_] Anon 826207 r>mediafire/download for ending song, please
>> [_] Anon 826221 >># http://www.reverbnation.com/controller/a udio_player/download_song/648300 or http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1 34684 >delivered
>> [_] Anon 826289 wtf this took longer to load than to play
>> [_] Anon 826290 you have to burn the rope.
>> [_] Anon 826298 >>I've even heard it pronounced "me-me", but that's just gay. Couldn't agree more. It's pronounced "meem".
>> [_] Anon 826309 HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AS HARD AS BALLS
>> [_] Anon 826322 wins
>> [_] Anon 826324 fukken doesn't work
>> [_] Anon 826359 best game ever
>> [_] Anon 826380 I've always loved this, but I can't help but think the guy who made this is capable of so much more than a one-off joke.
>> [_] Anon 826410 Looks like someone liked portal
>> [_] Anon 826413 If you right click is says "Also, you can't really die"
>> [_] Anon 826508 This is the only game that makes me feel like a fucking hero.
>> [_] Anon 826514 Mazapan says on his site that this is supposed to make fun of how easy video games have gotten these days. And he's basically right, any time there's a special gimmick for a boss they clobber you over the head with it.
>> [_] Anon 826543 i beat this with out having to burn the rope