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[_] [?] and now for something completly different. Anon 1086330 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1086435 >TheMasturbationEuphemismMachine.swf brb I gotta wax my tiny grandma
>> [_] Anon 1086453 >># second >climb my flaming mailman >jump my dead chicken >strum my burnt arm >wrestle my canadian stomach >stack my bulky underpants
>> [_] Anon 1086477 I would really love to post, but i have to spank my fuzzy mom
>> [_] Anon 1086485 >chop my sunburned firetruck I do _not_ want the word chop anywhere near my masturbation.
>> [_] Anon 1086495 >water my smelly burrito LOLOLOL
>> [_] Whiskey Alpha Tango !ccgLAVgp62 1086512 Spank my inbred sister.
>> [_] Anon 1086514 ....wrestle my hairy mailman. Yikes.
>> [_] Anon 1086515 HAHAHAHAHA PAINT MY YIDDISH DONUT
>> [_] Anon 1086521 I would really love to post... But i have to verb my adjective noun.
>> [_] Anon 1086522 >bathe my squishy computer wat?
>> [_] Anon 1086524 I would really love to post, but i have to lift my hefty cat
>> [_] Anon 1086557 >Scratch my sunburnt butt. Yup.
>> [_] Anon 1086563 I would post here, but I have to find my inbred inner child.
>> [_] Anon 1086567 salvage my lumpy underpants
>> [_] Anon 1086570 brb, poisoning my yidish mailman.
>> [_] Anon 1086582 Paint my new dinner?