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[_] [G] INTERNET HEROES! ASSEMBLE! Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)17:16 No.1107154
And live up to your name!
Niggers! 5 seconds of entertainment, etc.
Autoclipboardan, right click the flash for song info , etc.
Final version.
Didn't include mutexes to prevent contradictory stuff (like immortal nigger destined to die to
fried chicken)
However, I do not want to cancer up 4chon by posting a billion different versions.
This one is the final iteration and reposting it will be all good.
I won't do that no mo', though, at least not for a good while, only posted it again today cause
it got /r/'d.
Anyway, enjoy!
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] BadWolf 11/02/09(Mon)17:25 No.1107160
You are Aids Killer, the Rejected Mater-troll designed to wrestle with moot.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)17:28 No.1107161
I AM MEGA JOE! THE VERY ANGRY SUPERHERO DESTINED TO GET KILLED BY CANCER!
:(
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)17:28 No.1107162
Hey it stops spinning after the 5th roll or so and just gives me a roll'd destiny, what's up with
that?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)17:32 No.1107163
Behold, For I Am Magnus Reject, The Vigilant Troll, Destined To Rule The Trolls.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)17:32 No.1107164
>>1107162
Someone requested a 'roll all' button, which I find lame to have fro mthe get go, so I
compromised.
this way you have 5 rolls with interaction (lol) and after that it just generatesit without the
need to click the buttons everytime.
oh and btw, wordfile is external so while I won't post a new version of this any time soon, words
might be added regardless of that.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)17:34 No.1107165
you are white nigger the cute prince destined to buttfuck time
does this mean I'm micheal jackson?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)17:35 No.1107168
YOU ARE COCAINE CHRIST THE ACNE RIDDEN HACKER ON 'ROIDS DESTINED TO SAGE TIME!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)17:36 No.1107169
I AM STONE COLD CHEF! THE PROBABLY LAST MASTER-TROLL DESTINED TO DIE EATING /y/!
I DON'T WANT TO EAT THAT
>> [_] sage sage 11/02/09(Mon)17:36 No.1107170
This is fucking lame. SAGED.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)17:37 No.1107171
hahaha oh wow
you are inferno snake
the cold blooded christian
destined to taste the flesh of children
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)17:37 No.1107172
You are red penis the scrawny ruler destined to baptize kings
That bring up horrible imagery
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)17:38 No.1107173
I AM FAT CHRIST! THE PRETTY COOL RAPIST DESTINED TO KIDNAP /jp/!
i lol'd
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)17:39 No.1107174
I AM BONER SLOB! THE PLAGUED SUPERMODEL DESTINED TO HAVE SEX WITH EVERYONE!
lol how fitting
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)17:39 No.1107176
you are handsome Jesus the manic peace-keeper destined to liberate the rich people
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)17:41 No.1107177
I AM BASEMENT GHOST! THE BRAINDEAD PRINCE DESTINED TO FEAST ON CANCER!
Well, time to browse /b/.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)17:42 No.1107178
I am good old x the hopeless tripfag destined to make love with /b/
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)17:42 No.1107179
I AM EMPEROR CTHULHU! THE EVIL, EVIL BASEMENT-DWELLER DESTINED TO TASTE THE FLESH OF DEATH!
HOLY SHIT!
IE! IE! FTAGHN!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:00 No.1107193
i am rouge anon the ideal failure destined to snack on mankind
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:13 No.1107196
Song is from Eureka 7.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:21 No.1107204
I AM SHINING MARTYR! THE PRETTY COOL PROFESSIONAL DESTINED TO JUDGE THE DAMNED!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:21 No.1107205
You are mega snacks the marked wanderer destined to sage everyone.
lol
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:22 No.1107206
first try,
you are nostalgia jesus the brutal vempire destined to the scourge of kings.
fits to me, maybe the best roll, altho zombie instead of vemp will be more fitting fo jesus
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:23 No.1107209
Why no bacon after pressing butans?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:24 No.1107211
destined to sexually harass the old ones?
my mastar cthulhu will not like this!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:27 No.1107214
Needs "copy results to clipboard" function.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:27 No.1107216
ULTRA GOD THE HOPELESS REAPER DESTINED TO ANNIHILATE THE PARTY VAN!!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:29 No.1107218
Magnus Ranger the Cute Master-Troll destined to make love with angels.
Fuck yes you are the best destiny ever!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:31 No.1107221
I AM TINY MASTER! THE ROGUE CAMWHORE DESTINED TO BE QUEEN OF /b/!
I lol'ed
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:35 No.1107224
I AM BUFF FAILURE! THE COLOSSAL DRIFTER DESTINED TO THE SCOURGE OF THE GOVERNMENT!
Need a "Be"
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:35 No.1107226
>>1107214
it does that automagically
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:36 No.1107228
>>1107224
fix'd, thanks
>> [_] sage sage 11/02/09(Mon)18:38 No.1107230
ok we get it. gtfo fag
sage.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:41 No.1107234
>>1107230
Your sage has no effect on Lightning Penis, the Heroic Viking-Prince destined to rule the
universe.
Fag.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:43 No.1107236
I AM EAST MC MUFF, THE LEDGENDARY WIZARD DESTINED TO GET RID OF GOD
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:44 No.1107238
Post flash
Instant 100+ replies
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:44 No.1107240
>>1107230
>sage
it doesn't work here
>gtfo newfags
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:46 No.1107241
I AM ROBO SLEEPER! THE COLD-BLOODED SUPERHERO DESTINED TO SAGE EVERYONE!
>>1107240
does too!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:47 No.1107242
i am cocaine savior the hulking vampire destined to sage the rich people
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:47 No.1107244
You are
Hard Master
The
probably the last Hacker
Destined to
Get raped by Children
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:51 No.1107248
Penis Moe, the Viking Princess destined to Re-define the Heavens
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:52 No.1107249
PISS SHOGGOTH THE ANNOYING COLOSSUS DESTINED TO DEFEAT /B/
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:52 No.1107251
>>1107248
*Acne-Ridden Viking Princess*
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:54 No.1107253
>>1107241
technically it DOES work, however in all reality all you manage to do is make it sit at the
bottom of the only page on /f/ grats on the extra replies
>> [_] sage sage 11/02/09(Mon)18:54 No.1107255
God damn, this is a fucking piece of shitty shit. sage in every field for shitty flash.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:54 No.1107257
I AM STIGMA FAG! THE STRONG PRINCE DESTINED TO CONSUME LIFE!
I CONSUME! LIFE! IT MAKES ME STRONG!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:56 No.1107259
>>1107255
derp
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:56 No.1107261
I AM STIGMA NIGGER! THE ROGUE NERD DESTINED TO MOLEST THE WORLD!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:57 No.1107262
Sageru all you want, but you can never crush my Japanese spirit!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:58 No.1107263
You are Beautiful Ghost, the tragic pedo destined to soon meet furries.
almost /b/ in a nutshell
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)18:59 No.1107264
I AM MARXIST FIGHTER THE PERFECT RAPIST, DESTINED TO SELL TIBET
>> [_] Captain Simon the Very Angry Troll 11/02/09(Mon)18:59 No.1107265
ATTENTION ATTENTION
WHERE IS AIDS? I MUST DO BATTLE WITH AIDS
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)19:01 No.1107267
fat fighter, the mouth breathing colossus destined to have sex with...
THE WHOLE WORLD
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)19:02 No.1107269
Emperor Anon the mouth-breaking god destined to be superior to everyone
I did good.
>> [_] The Strong one Mellow Marine 11/02/09(Mon)19:03 No.1107271
I'll molest the little people
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)19:03 No.1107272
jesus pedo the chosen priest destined to sexually harass her inner demons
OP youve have done great work here
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)19:11 No.1107280
I'm gangster girl the marked viking-princess destined to defeat ZA WARUDO!
>> [_] truth 11/02/09(Mon)19:14 No.1107283
I AM WHITE HACKER THE DEATH-DEFYING SLOB DESTINED TO PIERCE AIDS!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)19:17 No.1107285
>>1107269
almost too good
are you troll-ing me anon?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)19:22 No.1107290
I AM KING MARTYR! THE HOMICIDAL GIANT DESTINED TO ERADICATE HIS SINS!
whoa deep
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)19:25 No.1107293
I am Boss Hacker! The untamed child molester! DESTINED TO RE EDUCATE CHILDREN!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)19:28 No.1107297
I AM FAT BOY! THE ACNE-RIDDEN TARD DESTINED TO DRINK THE BLOOD OF MANKIND!
I'm the entire population of 4chan, apparently.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)19:31 No.1107299
OH FUCK!
I AM MASTER PEDO! THE LEGENDARY CHILD MOLESTER DESTINED TO LIBERATE HIS LITTLE BROTHER!
EPIC ROLL IS EPIC
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)19:32 No.1107300
I AM BATTLE DWARF! THE HEROIC TROLL! DESTINED TO TROLL 4 CHAN!!!!!
apparently Im a dwarf who is also a troll. fuckin interacial sex rules dont it?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)19:37 No.1107303
>>1107300
maybe just a very stout troll?
>> [_] Harumaki !EoFJjFcCco 11/02/09(Mon)19:37 No.1107304
someone needs to de-compile it and change some shit then re-compile/post
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)19:38 No.1107305
>>1107304
change what? the words?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)19:39 No.1107306
I AM BOSS SPECTRE! THE PERFECT SNIPER DESTINED TO FAIL HIS SINS!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)19:40 No.1107307
I'm Penis Monger, the infallible man destined to eradicate mankind.
What?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)19:40 No.1107308
I AM DARK VIRGIN! THE BI-POLAR GENIUS DESTINED TO DISAPPOINTED BY 4CHAN!
...so Anonymous?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)19:47 No.1107313
I am Shiny Jesus, the Shizophrenic Professional destined to Molest Time. What is this, I don't
eve...
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)19:47 No.1107314
I AM BUBONIC SLOB THE VIGILANTE ASSASIN DESTINED TO TASTE THE FLESH OF MEN!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)19:48 No.1107315
I AM BIZARRO JOE THE HALLOWED HACKER DESTINED TO GET RID OF PEDOBEAR!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)19:50 No.1107316
>>1107315
BUT I AM PUSSY MONGER, THE DEPRESSING DEMI-GOD DESTINED TO LIBERATE PEDOBEAR.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)19:54 No.1107319
Apparently, I'm nostalgia jew, the insane whale destined to soon meet his children.
>> [_] Harumaki !EoFJjFcCco 11/02/09(Mon)19:55 No.1107320
I AM HANDSOME CHEF! THE ORIGINAL GOD DESTINED TO AQUIRE LIFE!
>Then paste from translationparty.com results:
I handsome chef! Acquisition of life before God!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)19:56 No.1107321
I AM BLACK ALIEN! THE COLDBLOODED RAPIST DESTINED TO MURDER MANKIND!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)19:57 No.1107323
I am genocide destroyer, the immortal faggot destined to steal germany! Almost LOL, nice try.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)20:00 No.1107326
>>1107323
Oh yeah, I need to put Germany on the list.
Aaand done!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)20:06 No.1107332
YOU ARE: URIST MC HERNANDEZ THE SOLEMN DEMI GOD DESTINED TO CUM INSIDE BABIES.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)20:09 No.1107334
Man, I just let it sit to listen to the music. So much win.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)20:10 No.1107335
I am Blast Sniper the Perfect King,
Destined to Stalk and Rape the Damned.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)20:13 No.1107338
I am lonely sniper, the rejected sniper destined to become an hero with sniper. "I love myself
soo much." *headshot*
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)20:16 No.1107341
I am Pussy Rapist, the Tragic Nigger. My destiny is to sell the internet.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)20:18 No.1107342
>I AM DARK VIRGIN! THE BI-POLAR GENIUS DESTINED TO DISAPPOINTED BY 4CHAN!
This one also needs a "be".
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)20:20 No.1107343
I AM SPACE NIGGER THE RUTHLESS GOBLIN DESTINED TO ANNIHILATE THE LITTLE PEOPLE.
AWESOME.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)20:27 No.1107346
I AM BLAST NIGGER THE HOWLING MAD FAR-SEER DESTINED TO COCKFIGHT EVERYONE
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)20:27 No.1107347
I am commander man, the silent ruler destined to reinvent /f/
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)20:29 No.1107352
>>1107342
consider it fixed, lack of sleep blows
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)20:30 No.1107353
NIGGER MASTER THE FRESH GUY DESTINED TO END /b/
instantaniously fresh prince
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)20:33 No.1107355
I am BLACK PENIS. The solemn king. Destined to troll the little people.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)20:33 No.1107357
NIGGER MCGYVER THE GLAMOROUS PEST DESTINED TO ANNIHILATE NIGGERS!
>> [_] internet heros Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)20:41 No.1107363
I am GANGSTER ASSASSIN THE HARDEST MURDERER DESTINED TO RE EDUCATE BABIES
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)20:44 No.1107367
I AM BATTLE PRIME! THE CHOSEN SAVIOR DESTINED TO BE LOVED BY ANGELS!
This is the best thing ever.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)20:51 No.1107370
I am Genocide Sniper, the Leading Horror destined to Wrestle with the Heavens!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)20:58 No.1107374
You are: Super Marine, The Silent Genius, Destined to Drill The Universe
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)21:06 No.1107382
You are Ruthless Preacher, the Insane Daemon destined to do nothing about STDs
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)21:08 No.1107383
I am shining sniper,
the tough berserker,
destine to invade the poor people!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)21:11 No.1107386
I AM THE BASEMENT HERNANDEZ, A SUCCESSFUL SAVIOR DESTINED TO RAPE ANGELS
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)21:13 No.1107389
I AM JESUS JESUS, THE ACNE-RIDDEN PEDO, DESTINED TO SEXUALLY HARASS THE GODS
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)21:13 No.1107390
YOU ARE WHITE-COBRA THE BRUTAL CHRISTIAN DESTINED TO RE-INVENT FRIED CHICKEN
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)21:14 No.1107392
I AM THE WHITE GIRL A SILENT NERD WHO IS DESTINED TO RAPE CHILDREN
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)21:15 No.1107393
I IS TEH BLACK SOLDIER A PLAGUED REJECT DESTINED TO ENSLAVE EUROPE
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)21:41 No.1107408
I am stinky x the scrawny savior destined to ban the trolls
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)21:45 No.1107414
I AM PENIS JESUS! THE MORBIDLY OBESE REJECT DESTINED TO BE THE SCOURGE OF THE RICH PEOPLE!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)21:52 No.1107422
I AM HITLERS KONG! THE BASEMENT-DWELLING BASEMENT-DWELLER DESTINED TO OVERCOME /jp/!
You heard it here first people.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)21:57 No.1107424
anyone got sauce on the song? im liking the epicness
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)21:58 No.1107425
>>1107424
right click the flash brah
for I am....
W.T. MAN! THE HULKING BERSERKER DESTINED TO DESTROY THE PARTY VAN!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)21:59 No.1107427
oh damn sorry
didnt see that
>> [_] Sand !!spe9bYLtghj 11/02/09(Mon)22:02 No.1107429
Sauce on the song?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)22:02 No.1107430
"You are WHITE PREACHER, the DESPERATE ONE, destined to DIE IN A BATTLE WITH GOD."
>> [_] GreedIsland !!To3UaL0ZSpZ 11/02/09(Mon)22:03 No.1107432
>Sauce on the song?
Second that
>> [_] Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)22:05 No.1107435
I AM THUNDER NIGGER! THE FIRST PRINCE DESTINED TO CLEAVE FRIED CHICKEN!
>> [_] !!XfZ+jjR6BuA 11/02/09(Mon)22:17 No.1107448
Nice job.
