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>> Anon 37512 SIMSEH 2 - Milkania Just making this to complete the series as of now. [IMG] simseh_2_milkania.swf (44.79 MiB) 720x438, Compressed. 166 frames, 30 fps (00:06). Ver15, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Yes. Bitmaps: Yes. Audio: Yes. Video: <METADATA> [find in archive]
>> Anon 37516 Controls for sex? I'm rolling my face on the keyboard and it's... almost working, I guess?
>> Anon 37522 Game is shit, too bad the first one was actually a lot of fun it doesn't seem right that the first enemy in the game is all but invincible or that seeding has been rendered completely unfappable by the god awful sexual combat thousand spacebar spam system, which for the life of me I can't figure out how to finish.
>> Anon 37526 Just ambush the first enemy from beneath and grab them, then mash space to fill your bar faster and fuck them. Press the arrow keys that turn red. Still, too much button mashing and not enough enjoying the sex.
>> Anon 37528 You just can't win no how much you mash.
>> Anon 37529 First I was like "wow, new SIMSEH, should be awesome" And then I was like "wtf, it's pretty lame, even for ordinary sex platformer" PS final task for 1000 resourses reward you only with few shitty pics
>> Anon 37530 Press E when in the actual fucking to end it. This will incapacitate the elf until you change screens. Press E again to fuck her again, maybe in a different position. If you fuck too long your pink ring empties and you pass out. When fucking a heart appears and the WASD will change positions. Use the position that has the corresponding arrow turn red to fill the heart while you keep pressing space. If you press E when the heart is full you will get a point towards your elves fucked. You can fuck the elf who is sucking off the wizard for free points to upgrade without exhausting yourself. Basically just interact with everything and new/old stuff might become interactable. If you hold down the space bar a bit before pressing it again it fills your meters faster.
>> Anon 37531 To call this a sequel to Hornbrook is a disgrace. I am ashamed to have wanted this game.
>> Anon 37538 Jesus christ I'm just gonna wait for a hack. ...And even if the hack comes and fixes sex to not be garbage, and removes the "wait to level up" system... this game is still going to be worse than hornbrook. In large part because I'd rather play as a shota than green fucking goblin watch out spiderman he comin fo yo butt Also, the scenery is bloody atrocious, especially the plants. "oh, let's paint this shit red and purple and also green, it's not gonna look like puke at all". I literally couldn't tell what's interactable, what's just decor/obstacle and what's in the fucking background.
>> Anon 37569 What the fuck is this bullshit? Did someone purposely gimp the spacebar as a joke? This shit is unplayable. Someone hack this quick. It's a disgrace.
>> Anon 37577 Tapping space slightly slower is actually better. If you hold it down the bar fills very fast for a brief period of time and then you have to press it again. Upgrading your "Prowess" stat will improve this dramatically. It's not that hard at all. If you have trouble, just upgrade your agility stat once and then run all the way to the elf sucking off the wizard and fuck that elf infinitely until you have enough points to max out your prowess. Or hell, max out everything. I think Endurance or Drive is how long your pink fucking meter thing lasts too. With all stats maxed out you can get elves to submit by casually pressing space and you can easily fuck them to capacity multiple times before becoming exhausted. Not really defending this shitty game design but I'd like to help everyone actually access the content that's here before someone cracks it. Oh yeah, in case you have trouble GETTING to the before mentioned elf sucking off a wizard, grab the vine on the top right of the orc village, head all the way right, jump down twice, talk to the robot, go back to the village and at the bottom interact with the stairway going down, jump to the left then jump down and walk right and interact with the pink biodroid to take the dagger the robot wants. He'll get out of your way, so interact with the wall he was near to go to the next area. Just run under the elf for now and interact with the far right wall to go further. An elf will fall from the roof so just quickly run to the right to avoid her and jump up into the building. Interact with the top right wall to enter and now jump down twice and head all the way right. You need to jump up twice but there is an elf one level above you. If you want to avoid or grab her it's best to stand directly under her. Either way, two levels up is the elf and the orc wizard. You can just interact with them and because it's not a grapple fuck you can just keep fucking the elf indefinitely for the point bonus until you're finished and press space a few times to climax. Then it's just a matter of exploring and grabbing every item and interacting with every NPC and object, etc but the game will be significantly easier if you're starting with max stats by just leaving the window open for a while fucking the elf for enough points to do so.
>> Anon 37756 well at least the music is better? What is the song that plays while you are in the spaceship anyways?
>> Anon 37855 I don't even know what the fuck to do at the start. Went through all the doors, instructions unclear pls halp.
>> Anon 38025 so once your stats are maxed out, dont go back to the wizards place, you seemingly cannot be ko'd and i cannot find a way to die of get off that map without doing so
>> Anon 38026 nm after doing the check multiple times it finally worked.
>> Anon 38647 >># Its a slow version of this. Night Tempo センパイ - Night Cruising
>> Anon 38681 what was so wrong with the original game design (the first game) that would warrant such an extreme change in gameplay
>> Anon 38682 Why the fuck do fucking porn/hentai devs always try to make a real game? REAL GAMES ARE PLAYED WITH TWO HANDS! PORN GAMES ARE PLAYED WITH ONE! Fuck off with your twitch gameplay, who the fuck needs gameplay in a porn game?
>> Anon 38780 I was really looking forward to a sequel too, not this bullshit.
>> Anon 38912 >># thanks a ton man, love this tune
>> Anon 38941 >># >Not being born with three hands I don't even want to think about how pathetic you are
>> Anon 39112 This does suck, to much mashing of space bar or other buttons, animations are kind of meh, none clear what to do in beginning or where to go, for new game this just sucks hard. First game was leagues better then this crap
>> Anon 39121 I don't understand how to even start the sex. I simply get killed every time I try to do it.
>> Anon 39124 Fucking hell, you can't even cheat using a space key script. It just doesn't work
>> Anon 39132 how do you finish? i've fucked the matriarch, and the only objective left says fuck milkania
>> Anon 39171 Honestly, I think the biggest issue with the game is that you really can't do anything until the last two stats are maxed out, and you can only level them up by leaving the game running for 15 minutes without any player input. That's just shit game design. The mashing space bar isn't really a problem, it's the fact that even after you succeed at it you end up killing yourself with fucking. Once your stats are maxed the game has fewer problems, but it is still really unclear where you are meant to go and what your goals are. You just end up interacting with every pixel on screen until you randomly find the right one. 4/10 Not even close to as enjoyable as the original. Art style decent, but gameplay clearly an unfinished mess.
>> Anon 39191 Hold space and mash wsad - it works best.
>> Anon 39200 >># 15 minutes isn't enough even when you're fucking the wizard's slut.
>> Anon 39201 >># go back to the stabbed sexbot in the cellar. then go past the recreation station to a new door and fuck pinkie. you'll have a bunch of customizable copies of the fuckables in the game appear in the mainframe room. and then you have to actually fuck enough to generate 1000 transcendium. it's not really worth it, but I have the game running in another tab to see what happens after that. because autism.
>> Anon 39205 hahahaha just not I got to about 490 then it crashed
>> Anon 39209 if some-one posted a hacked version of this it'd be better..
>> Anon 39213 Why do I waste my time with this shit? i can't even fuck because after 2 strikes I'm dead and I don't even have time to grab since they're so fast
>> Anon 39216 After you get 1000 transcendium and talk to the pink android you unlock the ending and get these images. http://s11 .postimg .org/kvpuzrikj/image .png http://s11 .postimg .org/7g7fo1zgj/image .png http://s11 .postimg .org/505ma7hdv/image .png http://s11 .postimg .org/iv3wsobsz/image .png http://s11 .postimg .org/kbffatepv/image .png
>> Anon 39219 >># Thank you for your sacrifice. I'll remember you forever for this. And I'll never play this.
>> Anon 39228 >># Global (For all boards) 1-17. When posting links don't do stuff like removing the first h from http in the URL or otherwise modify the link so it has to be manually copied and restored before becoming a valid link. Also do not use pass-through pages or anonymizer services, link directly. Side note: Sharing links by putting them into images is forbidden.
>> Anon 39259 >># wow, that sucks balls.
>> Anon 39266 >># sums up the entire game perfectly. what a massive shitfest.
>> Anon 39277 Once I fill my 20 quota is isn't doing shit. I've sent the orcs off to become drones but they just fucking vanished. I can't find anything to do after this point. I only give a flying fuck because I hacked this POS and I'm trying to bug test it to make sure I haven't broken it (more than it already is). Fuck playing this legit.
>> Anon 39278 >># Got there in the end. This is such shit. Does anyone even want to see this hacked?