File: the creator of linux.swf-(3.42 MB, 1920x944, Loop)
[_] Anon 3493214 package main; import javax.swing.*; import java.awt.*; import java.awt.event.ActionEvent; import java.awt.event.ActionListener; import java.io.File; import java.util.ArrayList; import java.util.Arrays; import java.util.Objects; import java.util.Random; public class SWFRandomizer { static final ArrayList<File> FILE_LIST = new ArrayList<>(Arrays .asList(Objects.requireNonNull(new File("R:\\STUFF FOLDER\\lel").listFiles()))); // hardcode your path here public static void main(String[] args) { JFrame frame = new JFrame(); frame.setSize(600,600); frame.setDefaultCloseOperation(JFrame.EX IT_ON_CLOSE); frame.setTitle("SWF Randomizer"); frame.setVisible(true); JButton button = new JButton("~~~~~~Get a SWF!~~~~~~"); button.setBounds(50,100,900,900); button.addActionListener(new ActionListener() { public void actionPerformed(ActionEvent e) { try { getRandomSwf(); } catch (Exception ex) { throw new RuntimeException(ex); } } }); frame.add(button); } public static void getRandomSwf() throws Exception{ File currentSwf = getRandomFile(); if(currentSwf.isDirectory()) { // remove directories when found FILE_LIST.remove(currentSwf); currentSwf = getRandomFile(); } Desktop.getDesktop().open(currentSwf); FILE_LIST.remove(currentSwf); } public static File getRandomFile() { Random rand = new Random(); int index = rand.nextInt(FILE_LIST.size()); return FILE_LIST.get(index); } }
>> [_] Anon 3493215 // java 17 class i wrote to play random swf files, instead of having to click through them like i always do // from a directory hardcoded below, see comments, only opens .swf extensions // windows extension must be defaulted to a flash player, can be done by downloading a standalone flash player and setting it to default in windows // will play any file from the hard coded directory, will not play duplicates as long as the app remains open can be exported to an executable jar that can be run for anywhere
>> [_] Anon 3493218 The Creator of Linux would simply need to do: flashplayer "$(ls *.swf | shuf -n 1)" Switch already, Anon!
>> [_] Anon 3493219 >># That picks a uniformly random swf every time with no memory between invocations, whereas OP's Java application will remove flashes from the list and therefore never play a flash twice in one session. The fix is to move the chosen flash to another directory, or put something between that ls and shuf to remove flashes with some sort of tag in the name and then add that tag to the chosen flash's name.
>> [_] Anon 3493221 >># ls *.swf | shuf | while read flash; do flashplayer "$flash"; done Pipes are much easier
>> [_] Anon 3493224 >># blimey!
>> [_] Anon 3493229 >># Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's script.
>> [_] Anon 3493251 >># Very good!
>> [_] Anon 3493269 >># But can it run on my DVD player? See this is the advantage Java has! 3 Billion devices!
>> [_] Anon 3493270 >># >Look at those subtle declarations. The tasteful variable names. Oh my God. It doesn't even have an import.

File: somethingoldsomethingnew.swf-(3.42 MB, 1920x944, Other)
[_] Anon 3468651
>> [_] Anon 3468691 "Is that fucking Linus?" I asked, but then I noticed. Only one person has that kind of a screwdriver.
>> [_] Anon 3468706 >># oh shit I've never realized it's that fag
>> [_] Anon 3468734 >># Well the more you realize then IG.

File: the creator of linux.swf-(3.42 MB, 1920x944, Loop)
[_] [T][T] Anon 3385292

File: somethingoldsomethingnew.swf-(3.42 MB, 1920x944, Loop)
[_] Posting rare swfs Anon 3335522
>> [_] Anon 3335523 >># why the fucking screwdriver?
>> [_] Anon 3335524 Is that LTT?
>> [_] Anon 3335527 >># yup
>> [_] Anon 3335539 >># >Yung Bae Solid taste.

File: the creator of linux.swf-(3.42 MB, 1920x944, Loop)
[_] Anon 3326248 LINUX MAN
>> [_] Anon 3326253 Everyone knows who Linus Torvald is and that's not him
>> [_] Anon 3326264 >># im pretty sure the song is by saint pepsi but i dont know which one
>> [_] Anon 3326334 >># Fat Finnish Troll?

File: somethingoldsomethingnew.swf-(3.42 MB, 1920x944, Loop)
[_] Anon 3297125
>> [_] HENTAI_BOI 3297150 Music?
>> [_] Anon 3297177 >># mr sauce man to the rescue マクロスMACROSS 82-99 - 葛城 ミサトYEBISU (YUNG BAE EDIT)

File: somethingoldsomethingnew.swf-(3.42 MB, 1920x944, Loop)
[_] Take a break, /f/. Anon 3283175 Everyone deserves some time to relax.
>> [_] Anon 3283179 Yes I think it's time to get some sleep. Thanks anon.
>> [_] Anon 3283214 is that linus the tech fag who gets cucked by an ugly gook?

File: somethingoldsomethingnew.swf-(3.42 MB, 1920x944, Loop)
[_] People comment on this, I'm all out of words. Anon 3159112 shoe. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3159117 Actually gave me a laugh
>> [_] Anon 3159122 LinusPimpTips
>> [_] Anon 3159195 >># could you provide the source of the music for me please?
>> [_] Anon 3159196 >># >how do I resize a flash
>> [_] Anon 3159198 >># >1920x944 the perfect resolution will remember now
>> [_] Anon 3159200 >># kek kill me now
>> [_] Anon 3159212 thanks OP for letting me find this n0ice new artist.
>> [_] Anon 3159239 >># well i can't rezise flashes in my browser but i can do it in adobe flash player developer edition or whatever it is called
>> [_] Anon 3159240 >># well ofcourse i can rezise some flashes in my browser but not all for some reason
>> [_] Anon 3159245 >># why dont you just use google chrome botnet
>> [_] Anon 3159247 why is he holding a screwdriver????
>> [_] Anon 3159250 >># Because pimping is hard work <lenny face> No, but srs, the video where this is from is called pimp my wifi and he mounts several access points in his wife's relative house, that's why.
>> [_] John Moses Browning 3159251 >># He is pimping his Razor Blades