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[_] >racial purity: 2% Anon 3228050 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3228089 swede here, nice game but i couldn't wrap my head around it. even if i didnt give any food to immigrants my people would still starve
>> [_] Anon 3228115 >># It seems unbalanced to me. The swedes can barely feed themselves even if the refugee situation doesn't exist. They eat 20 food each year, and assuming they're all working the land, they produce about 20 food each year, but it varies up and down, and as soon as any swedes are born you don't have enough land to put them all to work. It would be quite tricky to avoid starvation no matter what.
>> [_] Anon 3228123 >># Another oddity: I have yet to see a single crime committed.
>> [_] Anon 3228126 >># Ah, there we go. Leaving refugees be causes crime. I thought I had already done that but apparently not.
>> [_] Anon 3228131 I managed to reach year ten after several tries. Apparently the way to go is to just let everybody starve a lot and hope for the best. 971 acres 58 swede starvations 153 refugee starvations 0 refugee deportations 32 refugee executions 81% final racial purity 83% average racial purity 0 thefts 0 rapes 0 murders poor USA aggressive Denmark war imminent Germany 5086 score
>> [_] Anon 3228133 Didn't give any food to the refugees. Sold a few acres of land every year. 223 brownskins starved. 89% final racial purity. 85% average purity. -0- crime. Poor relations with the USA War imminent with Denmark (lol) Fine relations with Germany. Final Score: 4236 Whereas I got a score of ~300-400 by actually giving a shit about refugees.
>> [_] Anon 3228134 If you starve the refugees when you are running low on food, and alternate between deporting and killing refugees, as well as selling land when it's valuable and buying when its cheap, it's not too hard
>> [_] Anon 3228155 I was able to get to year 10 without letting anyone starve, just have to manage land properly buy the land when it's low and sell when it's high so you can always stay with a land surplus >># >Whereas I got a score of ~300-400 by actually giving a shit about refugees. yeah I am not sure where the score is coming from
>> [_] Anon 3228198 425 Acres 0 swede starvations 111 subhuman starvations 36 subhumans deported 40 subhumans executed final racial purity 82% average racial purity 87% thefts: 0 rapes: 0 murders: 0 war imminent with everyone final score 3665 Honestly, the racial purity thing is bullshit. it should be 100% because the only time I fed shitskins was when I wanted them to live long enough to get executed or deported

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[_] So I made this... Anon 3202023 I randomly got inspired to make this game. It took me about 8 hours in total to program it and check for bugs. It's similar to a game made in the 1960s called "hamurabi", but instead of managing an ancient Babylonia you manage the kingdom of Sweden. The original game was about making sure your people were fed without selling too much land, whereas this version adds the additional layer of Syrian refugees and how they affect your reputation with other countries. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3202029 >2,1bushels for 1bushel spent per acre per year the fuck? Swedes cannot into agriculture also grains grow back at least 3 years. you don't need to replant them every year
>> [_] Anon 3202031 Racial Purity... duh fak?! FUCK YOUR EUGENICS BRAH
>> [_] Anon 3202032 muh bushels >war imminent
>> [_] Anon 3202041 >># the RNG for bushels per acre tilts me. unbalanced as fuck
>> [_] Anon 3202047 You starved off 100 Swedes in a single year! You have been exiled to Finland. good end
>> [_] Anon 3202079 >everyone at Fine >USA thinks you're not racially diverse enough >WAR IMMINENT fair and balanced
>> [_] Anon 3202081 >># >Execute refugees >Germany likes how you dealt with the refugee's! Kek
>> [_] Anon 3202088 Why the fuck can I not plant on land if I have no bushels? This shit makes no sense. I just need to have man power.
>> [_] Anon 3202091 >># Nicely done OP. It's pretty easy to win the game though, it's all a game of random chance with the other countries deciding how they feel about your actions. I'm also pretty sure there's no actual way to get a "good" ending (no crime, countries like you, no starvation, no execution), but that's just the nature of the game.
>> [_] Anon 3202094 >># Well, duh, it's /pol/ simulator where refugees are a stone around your neck to make you feel antipathy towards them.
>> [_] Anon 3202095 >># you can make it to 10 with no starvation and no crime, but you have to execute/deport all your fed refugees and get lucky USA rep
>> [_] Anon 3202115 It's damn near impossible just to feed the Swedes, much less the refugees.
>> [_] Anon 3202120 Why would more and more refugees come if it is clear year after year I refuse to feed them??
>> [_] Anon 3202121 >># nah, it's real easy to feed everyone. just sell all your land when it costs 24+ and buy 500-1000 back when it's 18 or less.
>> [_] Anon 3202124 What the fuck is this ridiculous diminishing returns on farming?
>> [_] Anon 3202125 >># implying they get fed more in their own countries
>> [_] Anon 3202138 This is brilliant and I love it. Fuck butthurt Swedes.
>> [_] Anon 3202163 This makes no sense, why can't I put refugees to work on the land so they don't have to starve or be deported?
>> [_] Anon 3202165 >Always Execute the Rapefugees. >sell land and plant seed so you get about 0 bushels befor you continue to the next year. >repeat.
>> [_] Anon 3202175 >0 swedes starved >0 acres of land >178 dead migrants >WAR IMMINENT with the entire world. Good luck finding a successor.
>> [_] Anon 3202181 >Relations: undefined What?!
>> [_] Anon 3202182 >># are they not?
>> [_] Anon 3202186 Great game. Fun game. I hope you expand on it a little and add other extreme country situations. Examples like: BLM gone wild in America, civil war unless you keep control. Could have a map of the country with a very basic simplified hostility state and you need to deal with them given limited funds. Britain, Brexit was denied, Britons are FUKKEN PISSED, leading to civil war with anyone that is not white. Maintain order by giving funds to police, move people out of hot zones or the country, even full authoritarian and have curfews. China. Gotta feed those billions of people, manage your currency-fixing and prevent pissing off the world. Gotta build more ghost cities to fuck with your currency, buy more businesses around the world to expand your growing empire all without pissing off Trump.
>> [_] Anon 3202189 Oh, fuck off. 4chan is not a neo-Nazi site.
>> [_] Anon 3202191 >># There's nothing neo-nazi about this. Nationalism != racism. Fuck off.
>> [_] Anon 3202194 >># You're actually retarded.
>> [_] Anon 3202196 Only real way to run a country. Have everyone else pissed off at you in permanent state of near-war. https://qt.vidyagam.es/4jW4yai.jpg
>> [_] Anon 3202202 >Deporting max refugees for years >Losing reputation for not feeding any of them >Decide to feed them one year >"Deporting refugees violates the contract you made with the United States!" Why?
>> [_] Anon 3202204 >># you should be a good goyim and let the refugees stay there, surely someday they'll integrate into society and be useful.
>> [_] Anon 3202206 >># P O L O L O T I C S Welcome to international relations. Yes, they are almost exactly that retarded.
>> [_] Anon 3202209 >US doesn't like it when I deport refugees >US doesn't like it when I starve refugees >US doesn't like it when I murder refugees I'm fine with war, I don't want these fuckers in my country
>> [_] Anon 3202210 >># USA likes it when your country is racially diverse. :^)
>> [_] Anon 3202211 >># >deporting refugers >feeding refugers >not letting they starve to death Thats why we need a wall.
>> [_] Anon 3202213 How do I stop the fucking rapefugees from entering my god damn country? Can't I spend some of these bushels to build a goddamn border wall?
>> [_] Anon 3202214 >># I like it when refugees aren't ruining my country
>> [_] Anon 3202216 >># Make Sweden Great Again
>> [_] Anon 3202217 >># Build a wall out of vegetables. Everyone knows refugees don't eat healthy!
>> [_] Anon 3202218 why can't i put the refugees to work these fucks are so lazy they're willing to be executed before planting some seeds?
>> [_] Anon 3202219 >get below 50% racial purity >music and background changes okay I'll admit I was not expecting this.
>> [_] Anon 3202220 >># Make some better music. You could try making it the full song before it loops.
>> [_] Anon 3202221 >># They don't need to work, they can just steal food.
>> [_] Anon 3202222 Is there a way to win without selling land? btw get
>> [_] Anon 3202226 >># Nazism was literally racist nationalism. So is this.
>> [_] Anon 3202227 >># >killing refugers for 7 years >Germany Alliance I love it. >10years of full killing all refugers >demmark agressive >USA Imminent war >still no 100% pure >not even 84% What?
>> [_] Anon 3202228 >># your purity will always be less than 100% because new refugees will always come each year. there's no way to execute them as soon as they walk through the gates.
>> [_] Anon 3202229 >># You'd think word would spread of your execution of refugees would lower the rate of incoming refugees.
>> [_] Anon 3202230 >># >Britain, Brexit was denied, Britons are FUKKEN PISSED We didn't even really want it in the first place. We really don't want it now everything's gone to shit.
>> [_] Anon 3202234 >># maybe they're emigrating from hell itself
>> [_] Anon 3202236 >># if you didn't want it, why did you vote for it?
>> [_] Anon 3202237 >># that's the nature of "refugees"
>> [_] Anon 3202238 >># it seems that in addition to the "X per acres" you get 1 per acre automatically. so if you plant 1000, it says you got 1.9 per acre, you actually get 2900 total. I'm not sure if this was intended or has any significance. Maybe it means you just get back the bushels you spent on growing?
>> [_] Anon 3202239 >># There's a bunch of concentrated areas that want it badly. But beyond that, nobody else cares. Most of everyone else would have rather stayed in the EU and ganged up against German and Brussels rule of EU. But Cameron was a weak-spined little fuck who gave up after barely trying. Didn't help American companies were pressuring him to threaten to leave the EU... which happened. Then Cameroon realized after it was already too late and the Brexit train had too much momentum, which is why his sudden 180 against Brexit happened when he realized his everything would be worthless. Shame the rest of the retards never. The only ones that want it are rightist fucktards that think the Pre-EU days are even remotely the same as the current economy and scream "MUH TAXES" any time the word is mentioned. These retards SERIOUSLY think the UK can compete globally. A shit little nation who has most exports based on imports from the EU, which will all crash even harder after Article50 is triggered. "BUT MUH FISH!". Yeah, good luck fishing in areas the EU said were out of bounds, you'll piss them off and get sanctioned. "BUT WE ARE OUT OF THE EU, MUH DECISIONS MUH FREEDOMS!! RULE BRITANNIA!" The funny thing is them wanting Brexit has SHIT on their entire pension so hard. It's worthless lmao The only ones that will have made any money are the ones smart enough to have put money in stocks and investments outside of UK and Euro influence. (since those were the 2 main parties involved) Bring on March. I can't wait to make a killing off the Pound smashing in to the ground and forming a blackhole. Then moving to Iceland.
>> [_] Anon 3202240 >there are people ITT who think national hegemony is less important that money lmaoing at your life, capitalist swine. you are not "embarrassed millionaires." you are slaves, and you will always be slaves.
>> [_] Anon 3202242 >that fucking music for when your racial purity is too low
>> [_] Anon 3202255 >># /pol/ triggered
>> [_] Anon 3202259 1000+ rapes, do I win something? 2% racial purity I tried to get it down as gently as possible but I went to war with Denmark. http://i.imgur.com/nFP7Ndr.png
>> [_] Anon 3202262 >can't grow crops on land you're selling that year ok makes sense... >can't grow crops on land you are purchasing that year. ERROR: does not compute
>> [_] Anon 3202272 Final score: 3148 xd
>> [_] Anon 3202273 >># (here) http://i.prntscr.com/15ad512483944b40b3d b3b6f4be32d95.png
>> [_] Anon 3202275 >># Tried again, without killing refugees. http://i.prntscr.com/c9e88e11db384793838 d1f844317b450.png Relations with the usa: Great wtf usa?