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[_] Dumb Story Dumb Waiter 11/16/18(Fri)16:28:12 No.3368408
>Work at restaurant
>3 people from Adobe come in and conduct interview with another person
>Meal goes fine, real easy group
>Enjoy making jokes, specifically puns/wordplay, at tables so I start thinking of anything I
could say
>Can't figure out how to work flash into a joke so I give up
>Go to drop their check after one guy pays for everyone with his corporate card
>One guy jokes, "Wow, [cardholder's name] looks like it didn't go through"
>We all laugh
>I say "Looks like all the money went up in a flash!"
>Whole table Oh's, one guy says "Brutal", the interviewee says something like I can't believe he
said that
>One guy is just really excited about the joke and says for [cardholder] to tip me well
>I don't beg for them to keep paying life support for my dying child
Sorry guys
>> [_] Anonymous 11/16/18(Fri)17:06:12 No.3368413
>>3368408
Cool story, bro. Not the bit with your daughter, tho, that part sucked.
I hope you get through, OP.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/16/18(Fri)17:44:24 No.3368418
>>3368413
I'm pretty sure the "life support" for the "child" is a metaphor for flash reaching EOL, anon.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/16/18(Fri)18:26:23 No.3368427
You only get one chance in life to make an actual difference and you blew it. We're doomed. This
is entirely your fault
>> [_] Anonymous 11/16/18(Fri)22:46:13 No.3368465
It's ok, it probably wouldn't have really made a difference even if you had begged them not to
kill Flash; they probably have like zero influence. I kinda wish you did ask them about the
subject though if for nothing else than to hear what their opinion on the subject of Flash is, if
any.
Unless your whole story is made up, in which case, shame on you OP.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/18(Sat)06:53:15 No.3368540
>>3368408
kek
>> [_] Anonymous 11/17/18(Sat)11:25:49 No.3368560
>>3368413
my face has not enough palms right now
