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>> [_] Anon 3352365 >Implying Europoors don't enjoy a good burger
>> [_] Anon 3352370 >># True desu. t.Eastern-europoor
>> [_] Anon 3352430 >># mmmmmm. [spoiler]Henrriette Von Marzipan[/spoiler]

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[_] Anon 3295868 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3295870 >># You're God damn right.
>> [_] Anon 3295873 This is how ww2 would have ended if the american's got to Germany first.
>> [_] Anon 3295877 Eat your fucking cheeseburger, Hans.
>> [_] Anon 3295884 Yeah, I'd say most americans would think there's an opening in that glass when you go to visit someone in jail. There isn't.
>> [_] Anon 3295892 Didn't know they made a cartoon about Foxxy Love as a kid.
>> [_] Anon 3295893 >># lel i thought he was a postal worker in nazi germany until i read this
>> [_] Anon 3295897 burger :DDDDDDDDD
>> [_] Anon 3295922 Ur a faggat. Kill Urself.
>> [_] Anon 3295923 no lettuce, tomato, and onion? :/
>> [_] Anon 3295928 >># It had pickles Also Heiny was a girl the whole time
>> [_] Anon 3295930 >># wot
>> [_] Anon 3295931 >># more like no pineapple, beetroot and shredded carrot wtf. Trust yanks not knowing how to make their own nation's food properly.
>> [_] Anon 3295933 >># 'specially sweet potato
>> [_] Anon 3295947 >># what the fuck
>> [_] Anon 3295949 >># nigger what the fuck is wrong with you, who puts all that Euro shit on a god damn americaburger?
>> [_] Anon 3295952 >># >Being 12
>> [_] Anon 3295956 >># Well they're little kids, so at best it's juvie. Not jail/prison.
>> [_] Anon 3295957 >># >># not sure if trolling or serious anyone who puts that kind of shit on a glorious burger should be arrested heres what you put on a burger ketchup bacon one slice of american cheese thats it lettuce/tomatoe/slice of onion optional
>> [_] Anon 3295960 >># >beetroot on a burger >euro You've been taken on an australian ruse cruise
>> [_] Anon 3295979 >># woosh
>> [_] Anon 3295998 >># yeh, go back and re watch KND. Henrietta von Marzipan was a gril, ate some cursed candy and turned into a boy.
>> [_] Anon 3296014 >># Well, do what you like man. Still some of what you say to me sounds like putting chopped carrots on an icecream sundae or something sure you "could" do that, but why? just eat it seperately. id never hire u as my cook
>> [_] Anon 3296016 >># I disagree cuz ever since I followed Burger King's 'do it your own way' mantra I've become a changed man ever since. good additionals to consider imo are spinach, bit o' peanuts (or 'cacahuates' as my fellow compardres like to call 'em), and maybe a 50/50 mix of anchovies and sardines for those Omega fatty acids sometimes when I have to a order a whopper from a fast food joint that I feel doesn't look too up-to-par, I like to pour a standard 30mL dose of Pepto-Bismol onto my patty as a preventative measure just in case my guy undercooks the burger for whatever stupid reason, it's happened. plus I think when you have the holy pink elixir dripping down throughout your burger it kinda gives it a vaporwavy Nickelodeon slime 'aesthetic'
>> [_] Anon 3296017 >># bro you're fast af for replying to the post I deleted tp fix a small grammar-syntax issue desu senpai I'm completely joking, I've only eaten burgers at their de facto standard as described on >># , but I feel somewhat inspired now to try something new next time I make a burger now that I think about it...
>> [_] Anon 3296018 >># >he doesn't use a pepto-nyquil blend for the good feely sleepy time smdhrntbqhwyfamily
>> [_] Anon 3296019 >># well i mean its fine I guess some of the toppings u said like spinach don't sound bad to me but others like chopped carrots and... ughh peanuts would definitly ruin it for me still some dishes I prefer to eat as is I think rather then trying new things but anyway im rambling and theres really no argument here so yeah dum dee dum
>> [_] Anon 3296021 >># this an interesting outside-the-box idea
>> [_] Anon 3296023 BEST NEGA-TRAP
>> [_] Anon 3296045 Honestly you can laugh at this flash if you want, but after living in the mountains for months for military training and having to eat horrendous, bland food that made me feel sick, coming back home and being able to eat a meal that actually tasted non-wretched was one of the happiest times I've been in my life. I wouldn't be surprised if prison inmates feel the same thing.