File: Beef Stroganoff.swf-(9.95 MB, 960x540, Anime)
[_] Anonymous 04/15/19(Mon)21:31:11 No.

Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/19(Mon)22:05:14 No.

  IT IS TIME TO STOP.

>> [_] Anonymous 04/16/19(Tue)01:40:41 No.

  Anyways, >>3387661, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
  I went to /f/ a while ago; you know, /f/?
  Well anyways there was an insane number of people posting there, and I couldn't get in.
  Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Beef Stroganoff" written on it.
  Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
  You, don't come to /f/ just because of Beef Stroganoff, fool.
  It's only Beef Stroganoff, ビーフストロガノフ for crying out loud.
  There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some /f/lash, huh? How fucking nice.
  "BOYS DON'T KNOW THIS" God I can't bear to watch.
  You people, I'll give you some Beef Stroganoff if you get out of this board.
  /f/ should be a bloody place.
  That tense atmosphere, where two users on opposite sides of the screen can start a e-fight at any
  time,
  the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
  Women and children should screw off and stay home.
  Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE
  BEEF"
  Who in the world orders Beef Stroganoff without Beef, you moron?
  I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it without the Beef?"
  I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
  Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE BEEF"?
  Coming from a /f/ veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, Potato Knishes.
  That's right, Potato Knishes. This is the vet's way of eating.
  Potato Knishes means more Mashed Potatoes than Beef. But on the other hand the price is a tad
  higher. This is the key.
  And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
  However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the mods from next time
  on; it's a double-edged sword.
  I can't recommend it to amateurs.
  What this all really means, though, is that you, >>3387661, should just stick with today's
  special.

>> [_] Anonymous 04/16/19(Tue)01:53:49 No.

  FOUR NAKED MEN

>> [_] Anonymous 04/16/19(Tue)07:08:21 No.

  >>3387661
  canliterallymakebetterbeefstroganoffbetterthanthesecocksleeves,andI'mprettysurethey'
  dtasteandlookbetterthanwhateverdisgustingbrownmudtheymade.Firstly,thewaytheymadeitwa
  shighlydangerousandirresponsible.Whycouldn'ttheymakewithwithoutsinginganddancingandt
  eleportingallovertheplace,tryingtoactcute?Ohwait-that'sallwomenaregoodfor.Theycan'ta
  ctuallydoanythingcorrectlysotheyhavetoinsertsome"LOLSOCUTERANDOMx333"shitintoittogai
  npublicityandstraypeopleawayfromtheirdisgustingheepingpileofcowmanure.Theirfirstmist
  akewasnotsauteingtheonionthenaddingsomegarlic,butsincetheirstupidKAWAIIIIanimewhores
  it'samiracletheycanchopwithaknifebythemselves.Ohwait,theycan't.OneofthedumbbroadsisF
  UCKINGCUTTINGTHETOMATOTOWARDSherself.Somuchforbeingcute,nowyouhaveascarinmiddleofyou
  rstomach.Nextiswhatreally,REALLYpissesmeoff."Itdoesn'thavetobe
  beef" then why the FUCK would you call it BEEF stroganoff if BEEF isn't even the fucking meat
  you're going to use? Maybe they should stick in the mech and get fucking railgunned to death and
  let me skullface their decapitated heads. WHY DOES HIBIKEK ADD THE ENTIRE CARTON OF FLOUR ONTO
  THE BACON?? DO THEY NOT KNOW HOW TO OPERATE A WELL ORGANIZED KITCHEN? Why would they let the main
  character of a show be this autistic? Don't even get me STARTED on milk. Fucking japs have to
  ruin everything, don't they? Oh boy here we go. "Boys don't know it" more like girls don't know
  how to fucking organize a well structured and operating kitchen without incorporating some
  dumbass montage to get their juices flowing so they can suck and fuck every male dick in the
  audience. THEIR """BEEF""" STROGANDORK COULDN'T LOGICALLY BE WELL PREPARED THAT FAST IN THAT
  AMOUNT OF TIME. Anime was a mistake. We should've nuked Japan two more times. Shame on you.

>> [_] Anonymous 04/16/19(Tue)12:43:41 No.

  >>3387664
  >>3387682
  >>3387707
  boys detected

>> [_] Anonymous 04/16/19(Tue)14:11:56 No.

  >>3387707
  >>3387682
  way too much effort for a shitpost
  only on /f/ I swear

>> [_] Anonymous 04/16/19(Tue)14:22:46 No.

  >>3387744
  That's the amazing magic of copypastas

>> [_] Anonymous 04/16/19(Tue)14:57:57 No.

  Hey, wait a minute, I missed the discussion!

>> [_] Anonymous 04/16/19(Tue)14:59:24 No.

  He was the best trumpet player in the whole of China. He is the top-ranked player and speakers
  all orphans look for him. When I was a young boy, I'll play the trumpet every day, because I want
  to be like him. I played for years, and finally one day I approached his skill level. I love this
  song, and play it more than 5,000 times. My family has been denied, because I love this song for
  me. "You hurt my ears, stop," they say, but I never did. I'll keep playing trumpet introduction,
  until my lips and ears bleed. I became fluent in Chinese, so I can sing this song. I put this
  song down to my kids and my man anthem. This is my power of song. I did the Rocky series, replace
  "flies now," the song editing. I have to overdubbed every war movie theater this song. My
  grandfather's funeral played this song. I explode this song, because I drive through the bad
  parts of the town, it makes even the most difficult criminals to give up their weapons, hugging
  each other gestures of peace.

  I had a special trumpet player of this song composed. It hewn ear bones melt enemy, I killed my
  trumpet prelude grating. Brass folded in 1000 times.It withstood blowing my breath for a few
  weeks, they have the power over 10,000 solar power. I've been razed to the ground by the
  instrument nation and this song's strength and power.

  Little Mimi is musical beauty has earned its largest display Earth's overall human history. In
  the hands of the original artists show is unparalleled. I created a new form of music research
  center to solve this masterpiece. There is a religion, which I lead, is committed to this song
  and its creator worship.

>> [_] Anonymous 04/16/19(Tue)15:03:32 No.

  >tfw boy
  >tfw don't know the secret of beef stroganoff

>> [_] Anonymous 04/16/19(Tue)18:34:00 No.

  I no-shit tried this recipe once.
  It just made FIRE.