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[_] Anon 3451729
>> [_] Anon 3451749 pre-emptive sauce: david firth's the news hasn't happened yet #3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISTajZAm yKM

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[_] Anon 3358479 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3358493 I wonder what emotion the creator was trying to convey to me with that. I wonder if there was one at all.
>> [_] Anon 3358494 >># Emotions aren't real
>> [_] Anon 3358495 >># recent surveys suggest that you aren't real
>> [_] Anon 3358507 >># recent surveys suggest that surveys aren't real
>> [_] Anon 3358509 MMMmmmmm tastes like ptkobj
>> [_] Anon 3358510 >># Did you see that? This person is trying to falsely claim that surveys don't exist.
>> [_] Anon 3358511 >># real doesn't exist, it never has.
>> [_] Anon 3358520 >># >># Did you see /that/? This person is trying to falsely claim that they are a false claim hoaxer.
>> [_] Anon 3358523 >># Claims about false claims don't exist, they are just an opinion.
>> [_] Anon 3358525 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># Really now... no wait, not Real
>> [_] Anon 3358526 >># If opinions are real, how come I can't see them?
>> [_] Anon 3358528 >># You can, just listen to what people say or read something that someone wrote.
>> [_] Anon 3358531 >># People? What is that?
>> [_] Anon 3358533 >># A creation of the globalist, pedophile network. Fitting.
>> [_] Anon 3358547 i actually liked this
>> [_] Anon 3358554 It sums up the feeling of what the news brings us pretty well
>> [_] Anon 3358556 >># sums are fabrications made by the moon people.
>> [_] Anon 3358568 source? cant seem to find it
>> [_] Anon 3358575 >># it's David Firth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISTajZAm yKM
>> [_] Anon 3358578 >># thanks, anon!
>> [_] Anon 3358585 >># I agree. Its pretty funny to watch, while at the same time, its sad how accurately parodies the current state of things are.
>> [_] Anon 3358589 >># Existence doesn't exist according to unsurveyed people.
>> [_] Anon 3358592 Did reddit raid /f/ or something what's with this fucking thread, stop acting like a bunch of fucking redditors just quoting the fucking thing we all just watched you stupid cunts.
>> [_] Anon 3358595 Don't listen to this guy >># because cunts don't even exist, it was made up by 4channers in order to promote the false existence of females. If females exist why can't I see them?
>> [_] Anon 3358600 Did you see (((that))) >># ? If you take a closer look at his text you'll see his pixels doesn't properly align, which means you're all being fooled by a hologram.
>> [_] Anon 3358601 This is a fun thread.
>> [_] Anon 3358610 David needs to stop making useless shit like this and make new waller
>> [_] Anon 3358617 >># he's busy working on salad fingers 11

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[_] Real News coming through. Anon 3351550
>> [_] Anon 3351569 must have sauce
>> [_] Anon 3351574 >># It's the salad fingers guy
>> [_] Anon 3351579 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISTajZAm yKM god bless this boy
>> [_] Anon 3351588 >># God bless my balls and salad fingers.
>> [_] Anon 3351589 >># where's the upvote button?
>> [_] Anon 3351662 I can't even tell if the alex jones one was fake or not
>> [_] Anon 3351664 >># Up has been banned you has-been.
>> [_] Anon 3351688 >># this is awful
>> [_] Anon 3351689 >># no shit. it's david firth. he's always been awful.
>> [_] Anon 3351690 Fuck this garbage

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[_] Anon 3350242 Hear all about it! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3350247 >># now I'm ultimately redpilled
>> [_] Anon 3350291 i dont know who is parodying who anymore.
>> [_] Anon 3350314 >># life is a parody of death
>> [_] Anon 3350349 >># Death does not exist Neither do parodies
>> [_] Anon 3350350 I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 3350358 kek e k
>> [_] Anon 3350360 Is this Fake News?
>> [_] Anon 3350361 >># we are literally at this point
>> [_] Anon 3350362 David Firth for Truth Seeker Number One
>> [_] Anon 3350370 even alex jones has been infected we are all happy~
>> [_] Anon 3350373 SCP

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[_] Anon 3338418
>> [_] Anon 3338419 have you got a loicense for that swf *load m8?
>> [_] Anon 3338420 No, can you direct me to the proper state authority to issue me a license?
>> [_] Anon 3338423 source? I need the actual posting. This is gold.
>> [_] Anon 3338426 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISTajZAm yKM

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[_] Anon 3320465 Unfortunately not a news flash. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3320495 sauce?
>> [_] Anon 3320499 hey I watched that this afternoon! >># David firth on his youtube channel
>> [_] Anon 3320501 >># danke
>> [_] Anon 3320553 regulars to /f/ should instantly recognize that voice
>> [_] Anon 3320556 pretty good even though it's a youtube rip
>> [_] Anon 3320557 >># pretty much news right now
>> [_] Anon 3320558 >># >right now you need an adults permission to use the internet
>> [_] Anon 3320575 >># didn't need your dad's permission when I nutted on ur mom's face
>> [_] Anon 3320590 >># yep, a complete underage
>> [_] Anon 3320612 firth is a hack sorry faggots
>> [_] Anon 3320645 >># you wot mate? say that again an ill fookin kills ya, i swear on me mum