File: 4Chan's Tale Revised 2 and a half.swf-(2.12 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] You know the drill, /f/. æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 12/24/19(Tue)18:55:37 No.3412883
Alright alright, people.
Right before Adobe (or rather Hiroyuki) pulls the plug, it's time to go back in time one more
time just in time to experience memes, so old they are practically new again!
Commencing the pasta in 3 ... 2 ... 1
Read the intro description carefully. And the help text you should have asked for.
If you are stuck or got any questions, feel free to request vague hints in this thread. Who
knows, maybe this time you'll get past the hairless duck, the dwarven underground lava pit, or
the single nigger.
When you're in a room, look (at the room), just press "l". Doing this will refresh the room with
all changes applied. It should be your go-to command.
"e THING" examines THINGs, do that with everything/every person. Every THING has a short name
(you see in brackets when examining) e.g. The "Virtuanet Portalizer" is also the "portalizer".
Talk to everyone!
Pick up stuff. Don't eat (important) stuff, like buttered cum (or shit).
Common mistakes: Type only "n" to go "north" (upwards). Typing "go north" would search for a
portal named "north".
And don't forget to pick up that gateway, else you're royally screwed! Trust me. I tried tricking
it, but JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS.
Apart from that, just go wild, like with Stacy's mom.
This game is silent you ask? Not quite, there are very specific places where backgroundmusic DOES
play, so don't accidentially earrape yourself and your whole family who are playing this with
right now on christmas eve. You did invite your family, did you not?
If so, tell them to DEFINITELY NOT play this game embedded, unless you like text for ants. Go on
ahead to the ever so dwindling Flash player page to grab a copy of the offline projector, before
the clock ticks its last.
GOOD LUCK
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 12/24/19(Tue)22:23:57 No.3412898
>>3412883
i did a playthrough of this two years ago, and i couldn't figure out a way to beat the boss, even
after a day of trying. halp?
>> [_] æ 12/24/19(Tue)22:30:07 No.3412900
KK, done.
And now we wait for impending doom.
Merry christmas everybody.
>>3412898
That depends.
I would use spoilers, but you know.
The final boss can be defeated as you would do with any bad thread on 4chan.
The final final boss takes a little more effort and would have to most likely be banned for some
reason.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/24/19(Tue)23:10:55 No.3412910
>>3412883
nice
>unless you like text for ants
1. press embed
2. place mouse outside of flash
3. hold CTRL and scroll to zoom the page, including the flash
btw the impending doom is 1 year from now, you kinda make seem like support ends at the start of
2020 instead of at the end of it.
chinkmoot would be really stupid if he removes /f/ before he removes /po/ (they have threads from
2018 still going). besides, /f/ is history. you can't simply try and erase history (unless you're
a leftie).
>> [_] æ 12/24/19(Tue)23:21:44 No.3412913
>>3412910
True, but still, the formating of the different boxes was made for fullscreen. Maybe next time I
will write, unless you like scrolling a lot.
Also accidentially clicking outside the embed and closing the game would be bruutal on your first
way through.
Also true: Apparently Adobe will wait for till the end of December 31, 2020. That means websites
will pro'ly delay their end of flash into 2021 still. Looks we will have at least one more year.
>/f/ is history
Truer words were never spoken, but I believe that is the last thing that interests Hiroshim00t.
If there's no money to be made he will kill it off.
What I truly wonder if /f/ (the people) will be able to make such (enough) a fuss that the
administration cares. Can we pull it off? We did make a change once when the spamfilter filtered
swfchan links.
Only time will tell.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/25/19(Wed)00:35:23 No.3412922
This text parser is such ass, you can't even recall the last message you typed.
>nooo you can't look at "weeaboo", you have to type the entire name of the "weeaboo sign"
>> [_] Anonymous 12/25/19(Wed)13:25:52 No.3412969
>>3412883
This is the first 4chan thing I've downloaded to my new laptop.
Thanks, OP.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/25/19(Wed)13:31:58 No.3412970
>>3412913
every company, even google, also agreed to support flash up until end of 2020 but they are
already being cunts and have been dismantling support for a long time, making it harder and
harder to use flash in their browser
it's such bullshit, it's obvious that sites are still using flash. if people weren't it would be
no problem to just quit support cold turkey instead of successively make it harder and harder to
use flash.
>accidentially clicking outside the embed and closing the game would be bruutal on your first way
through.
if you click [Embed] inside the thread itself this isn't an issue. using embed from the catalog
isn't recommended (bad wed design to just close the flash upon outside clicks if you ask me,
almost like the developer don't use /f/ himself)
