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[_] Anonymous 11/05/19(Tue)00:05:49 No.3407496
Name a pirate more based than Tom Cutter.
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>> [_] Anonymous 11/05/19(Tue)00:08:04 No.3407497
Also note: His ship is still at the bottom of Boston's bay.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/05/19(Tue)01:13:12 No.3407505
YOU ARE A PIRATE
The joke's on you. LOL.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/05/19(Tue)09:29:03 No.3407528
>>3407496
>Name a pirate more based than Tom Cutter.
Jack Sparrow.
Fite me, soiboi.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/05/19(Tue)10:24:19 No.3407530
>>3407528
Davy Jones.
Check mate, Jacky boy.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/05/19(Tue)10:35:01 No.3407532
>>3407496
>>3407528
>>3407530
seriously though, Edward Teach
>> [_] Anonymous 11/05/19(Tue)14:17:45 No.3407541
>>3407528
>>3407530
>>3407532
"ThissongisaboutarealPirateShip,andKingstonBayisthebottomofCapeCod'sbayrightoutsideo
fBoston.Alord'sbastardson(abastardreferstoachildbornofparentsnotmarried)namedTomCutt
erheldtheentireregionhostageinaway,thelocaltradersandmerchantsallpaidhimandhiscrew"t
axes"forsafepassageinandoutofthebay.Hedidthisquitedaringly,becauseitwasthewaningerao
fpiracy,few,ifany,couldstandagainstthemightoftheEnglish/French/Spanish/DutchArmadas.
FirsttheBritishputabountyonCutterforillegaltaxation.Cuttersentbacktothecrownabountyh
unter'sheadinaboxwiththeofficialpapersnailedtoit,alongwithanoteexplainingthelegitima
cyofhisoffice.ThentheDutchputabountyupforhimstealingandsellingslavesmeantforBoston.C
uttersentthefigureheadofaDutchmercenaryshipbacktotheircrown,alsowithanoteexplainingt
helegitimacyofhisoffice.Hereiswherethelegendcomestolife.
Boston and other provinces in the area grew desperate, so they tacked up signs in the bay warning
merchants and traders to turn back, and head further north to sell their wares. Cutter found out
about this and was elated, he immediately adopted the signs as a token of fortune and put even
more up. Finally the British were forced to acknowledge the embarrassing ordeal, and take
military action against him, being under pressure from the Dutch, French, Spanish, and not to
mention some VERY wealthy trading nobles. They sent out a detail of five full sized warships, an
overwhelming display of might. Thinking no mere pirate could possibly ever defeat a detail as
this, they sailed into the bay at the dead of night, hoping to catch the Devil's Reach off guard."
>> [_] Anonymous 11/05/19(Tue)14:42:15 No.3407542
>>3407496
Hassan ben Sahid.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/05/19(Tue)20:39:14 No.3407579
>>3407541
>They sent out a detail of five full sized warships, an overwhelming display of might."
And? Did they finally get their Cutter? You can't just leave us hanging like that, I was on the
edge of my seat in anticipation of the conclusion of the Legend of Tom Cutter.
