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[_] /pol/ inside Jonathan Jostar 08/30/20(Sun)09:32:30 No.

  Hey Fuckmaggots,
  My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are dumb, hotheaded shit-flingers
  who spend every second of their day arguing about stupid ass opinions. You are everything bad in
  the world. Honestly, have any of you ever enjoyed any dank memes? I mean, I guess it's fun trying
  to spout your intellectual 2 cents about all kinds of bullshit into the void because of your own
  insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than trolling Trump
  with pictures on facebook.
  Don't be a retard. Just hit me with your best sage. I'm pretty much an oldfag. I was janitor of
  the /f/ board, and moderator on my own internet forum. What swfs do you play, other than "jack
  off to naked choked black people"? I also fill requests, and have a banging hot copy of Adobe
  Animate (It just crashed on me; Shit was SO flash). You are all /pol/lacks who should just kill
  yourselves. Thanks for reading.

  File Related: It's me and my flash

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>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/20(Sun)12:12:48 No.

  >>3438015
  you sound like a total chode with the inability to face the consequences of his past actions

>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/20(Sun)12:21:12 No.

  >>3438015
  >You are everything bad in the world
  >I was janitor of the /f/ board

  Poor bait, try again later

>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/20(Sun)12:27:17 No.

  >>3438015
  You don't quite sound like an oldfag. More of a sad sad strange little man. And you have my
  condolences. Dug the johnny cash reference at the top of your post though.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/20(Sun)12:55:36 No.

  >>3438032
  I can't if this is also bait

>> [_] Johnny 08/30/20(Sun)13:15:37 No.

  >>3438015
  What the fuck?!
  I am John!
  Why the fuck are you immitating me faggot?!

>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/20(Sun)15:29:46 No.

  >>3438015
  Whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayaboutme,youlittlebitch?I'llhaveyouknowIgraduatedtopof
  myclassintheNavySeals,andI'vebeeninvolvedinnumeroussecretraidsonAl-Quaeda,andIhaveov
  er300confirmedkills.IamtrainedingorillawarfareandI'mthetopsniperintheentireUSarmedfo
  rces.Youarenothingtomebutjustanothertarget.Iwillwipeyouthefuckoutwithprecisionthelik
  esofwhichhasneverbeenseenbeforeonthisEarth,markmyfuckingwords.Youthinkyoucangetawayw
  ithsayingthatshittomeovertheInternet?Thinkagain,fucker.AswespeakIamcontactingmysecre
  tnetworkofspiesacrosstheUSAandyourIPisbeingtracedrightnowsoyoubetterprepareforthesto
  rm,maggot.Thestormthatwipesoutthepatheticlittlethingyoucallyourlife.You'refuckingdea
  d,kid.Icanbeanywhere,anytime,andIcankillyouinoversevenhundredways,andthat'sjustwithm
  ybarehands.NotonlyamIextensivelytrainedinunarmed
  combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use
  it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.
  If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to
  bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't,
  and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will
  drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/20(Sun)18:00:02 No.

  >>3438036
  newfag

>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/20(Sun)19:33:10 No.

  LOL at the flash. Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More
  Like?

>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/20(Sun)19:36:54 No.

  >>3438036
  this post is not cash

>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/20(Sun)20:18:39 No.

  Hey guys.
  My name is John, and I need to apologize. A few years ago, I had it all. The women, the fame,
  even some good money. It's all gone down the drain now. My girl just left me, I flunked out of
  school, and now I can't even play sports anymore. I'm pretty much broken. Before she left, my
  girl murdered my dog (shit was SO sad) and my mother put a gun to her head, saying she never
  loved me, right before pulling the trigger. You're the last place I've come to for sympathy, and
  I am truly sorry if I've made you angry in the past.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/20(Sun)20:45:16 No.

  >>3438072
  John "Hangin' on" Anon

>> [_] Anonymous 08/30/20(Sun)22:04:36 No.

  This is, in parts, correct. However one must be grateful /f/ is still usable, /b/ turned into
  /pr0n/ and /pol/ became reddit. The whole chan is dead except for this board, which is dying.
  While /f/ is mostly the same shit, some fun stuff appears every now and then, this is the only
  reason why I didn't fuck off from this chan alongside Chris.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/20(Mon)07:36:35 No.

  >>3438015
  lol i bet u cant even make a flash cause your so bda at making flashes ur animattion isnt even
  good and its badlly anamated lmao what even resolution is that udmbass whats ur address i can
  probly beat you're ass rofl your prob not even an oldfag and i doubt ur a mod, lol seeth dumb
  libtard

>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/20(Mon)14:08:33 No.

  >>3438078
  amen, brotha

>> [_] Anonymous 08/31/20(Mon)14:23:15 No.

  >>3438015
  is it pasta?