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[_] Anonymous 11/28/21(Sun)19:15:24 No.3476718
In short, I want to blame the United States for homelessness in Russia. I myself live in a small
town with a salary of 1 to dollars, I work at a gas station. I want to sell an apartment for 40
kopecks (two-thirds of the money will go to my parents) and buy a ticket to Moscow or St.
Petersburg with this money. the ticket is cheaper, but the visa documents are all garbage, and
then you go homeless. I’ll just tell you at the embassy that I’m going to chill, but when I
arrive, I will not return to the plane, I will live and work. I heard that housing there is
expensive, so I think I'll either go to Kazan to Novosibirsk to be homeless with the Americans,
or to Krasnodar - to work in the countryside, where there will be no cops and it will be possible
to sleep in some stable.
This concludes my plan. What are the pitfalls?
(I am leaving because I am sick of security, and there is also a suspicion that a tough communist
regime will soon be established in the United States and there will be no opportunity to
overthrow)
>> [_] Anonymous 11/28/21(Sun)23:40:52 No.3476736
iunno, apply to a food bank
I did that before, got like over $200 a month in food money
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/21(Mon)00:08:06 No.3476737
SHE GOT IT YAY!!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/21(Mon)12:11:47 No.3476749
TLDR
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/21(Mon)12:33:09 No.3476750
>>3476718
ebin copypasta
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/21(Mon)19:58:55 No.3476759
>>3476718
get rekt ruskie dog
