File: Turn to Jesus or Burn in Hell.swf-(4.94 MB, 1792x1024, Loop)
[_] Sunday Church Anonymous 02/23/25(Sun)17:27:58 No.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/23/25(Sun)21:48:01 No.

  Words for our times

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/25(Mon)01:38:35 No.

  False. There's an apostle reincarnated and alive (confirmed by 19 psychics). He has a youtube
  channel named John of New. He said he has past life memories of Jesus denying being the son of
  God, and he also said there's no hell. Astral projectors say there are hellish places where you
  can end up for a time, but it's not permanent like the retards want you to believe.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/25(Mon)16:18:34 No.

  >>3519513
  >past life memories
  >astral projection
  Mental illness isn't a proof of anything except the need for medical attention.
  I know a good doctor...
  >>3519453

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/25(Mon)18:06:26 No.

  >>3519534
  ok so pick your label:
  -Normie
  -NPC
  -Hylic
  -Philosophical Zombie

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/25(Mon)18:33:01 No.

  nah

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/25(Mon)18:58:01 No.

  >>3519540
  Allahu will skin you alive for that comment.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/24/25(Mon)19:56:34 No.

  >>3519548
  your prophet raped a child btw

>> [_] Anonymous 02/25/25(Tue)05:22:46 No.

  Pater noster qui es in cælis
  sanctificétur nomen tuum
  advéniat regnum tuum
  fiat volúntas tua, sicut in cælo, et in terra.
  Panem nostrum cotidiánum da nobis hódie
  et dimítte nobis débita nostra,
  sicut et nos dimíttimus debitóribus nostris
  et ne nos indúcas in tentatiónem
  sed líbera nos a malo.
  Amen.

>> [_] Anonymous 02/25/25(Tue)16:34:05 No.

  Guys, guys.
  Everyone knows flying spaghetti monster is the only true godkin.