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[_] Anon 3490387
>> [_] Anon 3490388 thanks doc
>> [_] Anon 3490404 no cure for the common cold
>> [_] Anon 3490413 God I needed that. Thanks doc!

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[_] Anon 3470180 does /f/ plan to get vaccinated? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3470182 I do not plan on getting it
>> [_] Anon 3470187 >># already vaccinated
>> [_] Anon 3470188 >># If I want to get vaxxed? Well do I look like I wanna commit suicide?
>> [_] Anon 3470191 >># Already got the first shot.
>> [_] Anon 3470194 thanks doc
>> [_] Anon 3470202 >># Thanks political doc
>> [_] Anon 3470204 >># i'm waiting because i'm young, i'm not fat and i don't meet a lot of people. it's also not motivational when you hear reports of vaccines not working, you still should wear a mask, you still should keep your distance, you can still spread the virus and meanwhile elites like obama has a huge party where nobody wears a mask and they don't social distance at all. also apparently 2 shots isn't enough. soon 3. then they will probably decide that 3 isn't enough and you have to come in for a 4th one. it's just conflicting messages all over the place.
>> [_] Anon 3470213 had to get it for college
>> [_] Anon 3470214 >># we'll see in about 3-4 years when the first proper longterm assessments can be verified, and properly jugated on the validity of the initital calms
>> [_] Anon 3470215 Fully vaxxed because im not retaeded and i dont feel like dying
>> [_] Anon 3470216 Thanks doc, but I've already gotten both doses.
>> [_] Anon 3470223 Finally got the first shot last week, had to wait extra long because every fucking zoomer plague-rat suddenly had to have it to stop them from dooming western civilization with their social addiction and poor judgement, and making my entire generation wait was apparently easier than asking zoomies to not be a fucking liability. Maybe this whole vaccine circus is just a giant dress-rehearsal for giving all zoomers a lethal injection.
>> [_] Anon 3470224 i work a job in which i interact with hundreds of random people every day, as well as handling a lot of the items they touch and could have possibly contaminated. we have not shut down and have not missed one day of work since covid began. i have not worn a mask or done anything out of the ordinary to "protect" myself and i have had absolutely zero problems. i will not be getting the vaccine, for much the same reason i never get a flu shot, and literally never get the flu.
>> [_] Anon 3470231 no
>> [_] Anon 3470234 >># Same here, fren. Good luck
>> [_] Anon 3470235 >># don't especially with all the talk of microchips going around
>> [_] Anon 3470237 covid mortality rate for ages 17-35 is 5 in 100k traffic fatality rate for ages 17-35 is 6 in 100k It'd be more reasonable to wear a crash helmet in my car than get the experimental covid vacc
>> [_] Anon 3470240 Absolutely not any time soon. Maybe in a decade or so.
>> [_] Anon 3470243 >># This is my guy
>> [_] Anon 3470244 >># You need to count with long covid though. There are much higher rates of that, even in young people with asymptotic infection. I know that this website is probably the last place where you should get medical advice, but trust me, it's statistically worth it.
>> [_] Anon 3470245 not getting it still voting trump in 2024
>> [_] Anon 3470246 Got a second dose two weeks ago from today and so I'm now officially non-infectious. Gonna keep wearing a face mask and be socially distant from others though because nothing works on 100 % and the delta variant is a bit tricky when it comes to this. Guys, be responsible. I know that wearing face masks and not being able to live socially very much is annoying, but if you won't help end this by getting vaccinated, you're just prolonging it for everyone. About long-term effects of the vaccine: It's important to realise, that long-term effects are usually caused by the "dead" ingredients in vaccines (salts, minerals, stabilisers etc.) and in these vaccines, nothing new of this sort was used. It's pretty much the same as all the vaccines used for decades now, except that instead of weakened pathogen, it contains a string of mRNA.
>> [_] Anon 3470247 >># wait what happened to two more weeks?
>> [_] Anon 3470252 >># trust the plan
>> [_] Anon 3470253 >># >so I'm now officially non-infectious >Gonna keep wearing a face mask and be socially distant hah. people refusing to take the 3rd dose are being called anti-vaxxer. 3 dose supporters are literally bullying those that only have 2 doses, its all garbled nonsense and you have to wonder if it even does anything. also fuck the "delta variant", the original chinese variant have slain more people than any other variant have or will
>> [_] Anon 3470255 I got both of my shots several months ago. Some people are reportedly getting third shots for "extra protection" which I think is lunacy. Even if a third one is approved, I'm not sure I'll bother. Covid is not Black Death, and if I get it then I get it. But I hate the conceit of pro-vaxxers. People who are reasonably reluctant to put this stuff in their bodies are called nutjobs who are afraid of microchips. The mayor of NYC last week said that people who don't get vaccinated will effectively be treated like second-class citizens. Faith in government is already so low, and when politicians say things like that it does not convince anyone to get vaccinated, only to hate the government more. Trump didn't get vaccinated on television for selfish reasons but he did it the way it should be, as a private decision.
>> [_] Anon 3470258 not getting it because i dont care if i get sick or die and i would take pleasure in spreading it to other people
>> [_] Anon 3470267 >># thanks doc
>> [_] Anon 3470269 >># edgy
>> [_] Anon 3470270 keep politics off /f/ you fucking cucks
>> [_] Anon 3470275 >># >brainlets now unable to deassociate a simple question from politics there's nothing political about the vaccine you retard
>> [_] Anon 3470276 >># >deassociate >doesn't think the pandemic and vaccination has anything to do with politics Yeah... the anon you replied to is the brainlet..
>> [_] Anon 3470277 I won't take the China-endorsed killshot, if you don't realize that our government is allowing China to slowly but surely take over the US through massive depopulation and crippling of our healthcare and military at this point, you deserve the shot for sure. >to the head as well.
>> [_] Anon 3470278 >># >trump was the one that made the vaccine possible in record time >trump supporters most likely to not want to take the vaccine >hurr it's still political because i say so!
>> [_] Anon 3470279 >># bait on /f/. Never thought that would happen.
>> [_] Anon 3470284 I spend up to 90% of time alone indoors. I'm probably a better model citizen than anyone who gets vaccinated, then infected by some variant from his friends during some evening out drinking, then coming home and infecting his family. Don't see a need to really. Vacc is only interesting for people who cannot do without going out to eat or party every other day, or people who need or want to travel a lot. For someome watching flashes and anime and playing videogames, this pandemic has been but a joke from the very beginning and never changed.
>> [_] Anon 3470286 >># Who could have known that neets were the strongest life-form all along?
>> [_] Anon 3470287 >># Are you perchance a bugchasing homosexual?
>> [_] Anon 3470289 All ready got two shorts from doc. Thx doc.
>> [_] Anon 3470295 thanks doc
>> [_] Anon 3470315 >># already did cuz society
>> [_] Anon 3470316 >># well today is the first time ive visited /f/ in a very long time. it's also the best time
>> [_] Anon 3470317 I always thought /f/ was marginally less pantsu on head retarded than other boards but it turns out I was the retard for thinking that. You all need a retard vaccine against being a retard.
>> [_] Anon 3470320 >># Everything started going downhill after 2010. And straight nosedive after 2016.
>> [_] Anon 3470322 >># I simply don't care enough to get it.
>> [_] Anon 3470324 >># Trump was vaccinated. And he always boasted about speeding up vaccine rollout.

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[_] the TRUTH behind the vaccine Anon 3451767
>> [_] Anon 3451770 Thank you, doctor Trump.
>> [_] Anon 3451780 Thanks Doc
>> [_] Anon 3451811 I think it's cute that you think people don't click on the next tab significantly before it gets to that part.
>> [_] Anon 3451819 thanks doc
>> [_] Anon 3451821 >># Thanks Mr President

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[_] Anon 3428436 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3428437 Nice to finally see a wuhan virus-related flash but I think I'll try to sweat it out.
>> [_] Anon 3428440 >># tanks dok
>> [_] Anon 3428447 thanks don
>> [_] Anon 3428448 Direct bleach injection.
>> [_] Anon 3428464 thanks don
>> [_] Anon 3428471 >># Never gets old
>> [_] Anon 3428490 thanks don
>> [_] Anon 3428522 thanks doc
>> [_] Anon 3428523 >># Oh my. I don't believe the President suggested such a thing.
>> [_] Anon 3428531 >># oh wow, I was taking it all along. I guess I'm safe to go back to work then after all. good, I was a bit worried about the end of quarantine happening right as the numbers are starting to pick up in my state and my 70yrold dad got it, But it turns out I've had the cure administered to me daily for years, so everythings gonna be just fine.
>> [_] Anon 3428533 thanks don