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[_] [G] Anon 1283743 best game ever Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1283754 {PROTIP} Hold shift + Enter {PROTIP} Delete LEFT HAND WALL after u reach top to be taken TO THE END OF THE GALEXY!!
>> [_] Anon 1283756 "Hold shift + Enter" MY BAD SHIFT + SPACE
>> [_] Anon 1283775 Go to left wall on end, hold down and jump once. T'is awesome
>> [_] Anon 1283777 memories
>> [_] Anon 1283905 I honestly thought this was going to be a game in which you raced a Cadillac Escalade SUV.
>> [_] Anon 1283913 I grabbed all the stars then went back to the top and it said I failed.
>> [_] Anon 1283953 lolz you win teh stars :D

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[_] [G] Anon 1208507 It's frustrating Fun!
>> [_] Anon 1208529 Pretty buggy controls. BUT I WON TEH STARS!
>> [_] Anon 1208530 fuck!
>> [_] Anon 1208533 Fuck you you cocksucking nigger loving piece of shit game. FUck you in the ASS!
>> [_] Anon 1208539 It's only frustrating because the controls are so poorly programmed
>> [_] Anon 1208541 god damnit....I dont even know how to describe the part I'm stuck on
>> [_] Anon 1208544 >># I'm going to try to see if anyone can help....it's right after the green double jump bricks...there's 4 blue bricks arreanged in a row...I can't seem to get to the last 2 on the far right.
>> [_] Anon 1208547 >># NO!! NOT THIS TIME!! ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS IS GOING TO TELL ME GAWD FUCKING DAMNIT!!!
>> [_] Anon 1208548 >># >># >># DON'T FUCKING IGNORE MY YOU FAGS!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1208550 >># >># >># >># GOD FUCKING DAMNIT YOU CUNTS SOMEBODY FUCKLING TELL ME YOU HORSE FUCKING INBRED JACK OFFS!
>> [_] Anon 1208551 FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>> [_] Anon 1208552 Go die in a fire, fag.
>> [_] Anon 1208555 >># GO FUCK YOUR PIG LICKING HORSE OF A MOTHER YOU SOULESS FUCK!!
>> [_] Anon 1208556 >># ......ouch.
>> [_] Anon 1208560 >># that's absolutely the hardest jump in the game. You just have to get a running start (on 1 brick lol) and time it PERFECTLY second hardest jump is when you are on one block in the middle of the screen and have one blue immediately above you.
>> [_] Anon 1208561 i finally did it....good lord...I'm almost crying.
>> [_] Anon 1208562 >># thank you....thank you
>> [_] Anon 1208655 I refuse to play this because of auto jump.
>> [_] Anon 1208661 >there is no end
>> [_] Anon 1208686 press shift + space to fly up
>> [_] Anon 1208698 >># ...god dammit.
>> [_] Anon 1208699 >Shift jump clear to the top. >Down-jump to destroy one side past the beginning Secret area get
>> [_] Anon 1208701 >># wat
>> [_] Anon 1208703 I actually think this game is surprisingly good. Seeing as it fits into a neat 13kb package. Fine, the controls are a bit rough. But that is what gives it it's difficulty level.
>> [_] Anon 1208705 protip: Hold SHIT + JUMP
>> [_] Anon 1208713 >># I don't want to hold my shit anymore. Fuck your shit

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>> [_] Anon 830765 191 secs. Just hold the shift button and you'll be fine.
>> [_] how to Anon 830780 once ya reach the top smash all the yellow blocks down the side and fall off the bottom of the screen ya win ze stars
>> [_] Anon 830787 well, that was nice.
>> [_] Anon 830789 >># lol if you go back up, you get FAIL.
>> [_] Anon 830790 aww, you don't get anything for collecting all teh starz. Oh well, waste of time it was.
>> [_] Anon 830844 Done it having 279 secs left EASY AS HELL SHIFT + SPACEBAR FTW >># No, you will not, YOU FAIL. >># You DO get a thing... just look closely over the screen