File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] Anonymous 06/06/10(Sun)21:16 No.1282750
You only have ten minutes /f/
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>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/10(Sun)21:19 No.1282754
I hate level 4. So annoying!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/10(Sun)21:30 No.1282766
HOLY FUCK GET TO THE FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/10(Sun)21:38 No.1282776
>>1282766
Fucking this. The tutorial and intro are too fucking long.
Unskipable intro tutorial, drawn out cutscene, faggot talking about money, FINALLY, THE FUCKING
GAME! No wait, more tutorial scenes. FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/10(Sun)21:41 No.1282780
glad I just watched other flashes during the "tutorial"
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/10(Sun)21:42 No.1282781
I finally beat it. Good time waster after you get past level 2.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/10(Sun)21:44 No.1282783
This is not a game, but an elaborate trolling device.
The objective is to make you wait for ever through long explanations, and then kill you the
moment the explanations are done.
This will be used for ages.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/10(Sun)21:49 No.1282786
If the music wasn't totally awesome I might be angry right about now.
Well played Anon. Well played.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/10(Sun)21:57 No.1282788
FUCK YOU PAPERCLIP LIKE GUY ASKING IF I WOULD LIKE SOME HELP YOU MOTHER FUCKING GOD DAMN PEICE OF
FUCKING SHIT IM GOING TO TAKE THIS ROCKETPACK AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS AND FEED YOU TO
THE FUCKING SPIDER KING YOU FUCKER.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/10(Sun)21:59 No.1282792
>>1282788
The spider king is dead ;_;
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/10(Sun)22:11 No.1282796
THE LONGEST FUCKING INTRO
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/10(Sun)22:12 No.1282799
>>1282783
protip: try using tab every now and then
Try clicking on the missile next time
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/10(Sun)22:13 No.1282800
Planetary anthem is about 4 mintes long.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/10(Sun)22:14 No.1282801
wtf
I SAT THROUGH ALL THAT SHIT AND THEN I DIED AND IT SENT ME BACK TO THE TITLE SCREEN! TELL ME THIS
IS A JOKE AND NOT A REAL GAME!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/10(Sun)22:16 No.1282802
Game's a fuckton easier if you are aware that there's a time limit and skip all parts of the
intro that you can instead of reading all about how asteroids are turned into gold credits and
how gravity's going to kill you.
Seriously. Took me two tries to figure that out.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/10(Sun)22:17 No.1282803
>>1282801
Its a joke.
Lately, a lot of games have longass intros and tutorials and shit. I remember persona 4, it took
like 3 1/2 hours before your first battle.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/10(Sun)22:18 No.1282804
>>1282801
What are you, twelve?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/10(Sun)22:23 No.1282809
>>1282799
>next time
fucking lol'd
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/10(Sun)22:34 No.1282816
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/10(Sun)22:44 No.1282821
>>1282802
lol
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/10(Sun)23:01 No.1282832
Man what the fuck. The second main weapon is so overpowered it's not even funny. If you get the
rock to explode right on top of the enemy it hits it like 5 times. Combine that with some
creative thrusting and I took down the first drill-thing with almost no damage. Fucking gravity,
always gets me though.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/10(Sun)23:16 No.1282851
>>1282832
>Combine that with some creative thrusting and I took down the first drill-thing with almost no
damage.
>Combine that with some creative thrusting
>creative thrusting
Excuse me?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/10(Sun)23:22 No.1282859
>>1282851
Yanks still up? http://www.thefreedictionary.com/thrust
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/10(Sun)23:31 No.1282873
Dis shit is fucking balla yo
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/10(Sun)23:35 No.1282876
>>1282783
>This is not a game, but an elaborate trolling device.
actually it's a joke, and i believe most people will get it pretty quickly.
>>1282801
...though not everyone
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/10(Sun)23:38 No.1282880
"Time is of the essence Harry, so your training will be brief."
FUCKING LIAR
>> [_] the empire !h9VTzwf7Uk 06/06/10(Sun)23:39 No.1282883
takes 25mins to get thru the tutorial, and once you finish the tutorial, the spiderking says
"hurry harry!" then 2 seconds pass and the spider gets pwned along with harry and sned syou back
to the title screen, this was one of the longest trolls ive fallen for
> dnt have to read all i jsut typed, just read:
>troll
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/10(Sun)23:49 No.1282896
People are still not figuring out you have to click on the missile. Jesus christ.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/10(Sun)23:51 No.1282900
I mean, it's not rocket science.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:26 No.1282925
BEST. FUCKING. TUTORIAL. EVER.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:30 No.1282927
10/10 thoroughly enjoyable
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:49 No.1282940
>>1282900
>rocket science
It's MISSILE science
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)00:50 No.1282941
Just finished it. Made me wish Earth really had a Spider King.
>> [_] I FUCKING HATE THIS FUUUUUCK 06/07/10(Mon)00:52 No.1282943
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S_aUXYGVs8
FUCKING
FUUUCK
THATS SUUUUUUCKS
SERIOUSLY
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:04 No.1282956
I got one question for everyone.
U mad?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/07/10(Mon)01:16 No.1282961
>>1282896
Just did it, and this game is actually awesome....
>> [_] Lollipop 06/07/10(Mon)01:30 No.1282971
omg terrible singing :d
