File[Hit_the_Bitch.swf] - (7.62 MB)
[_] [G] /r9k/'s favorite game, ever. Anonymous 07/12/10(Mon)21:55 No.1316265
You know, I'd actually feel bad about hitting her if she wasn't such a massive cunt.
Jesus Christ.
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 07/12/10(Mon)22:12 No.1316291
wow I was like "why would I-"
*she speaks*
then I was 25% on the gauge
>> [_] Anonymous 07/12/10(Mon)22:15 No.1316296
I was smiling all the way through, occasionally stopped to listen to her talk shit which made me
smile even wider in anticipation of when I would finally slap her even harder to make her shut up.
Is this a bad thing
>> [_] Anonymous 07/12/10(Mon)22:20 No.1316299
Yeah, this reminds me of some times in relationships past when I knew she was cheating on me but
wouldn't admit it, just talking pseudo-feminist trash like "You don't decide who I dance with".
Then I found out I had been right about everything afterwards.
>feels bad man
Now this flash is making me angry and confused because that is the exact thing you'd want to do
in that situation and also what you have been conditioned your entire life to not do. I wonder if
it's like an evolutionarily response that women react favorably to as evidenced by tendency to
find total assholes more attractive. Shit's crazy man.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/12/10(Mon)22:38 No.1316320
you know the origianl called you an idiot if you reached 100%, and said some shit in that langue
that I presume was about hitting woen is wrong, I'm liking this edit
>> [_] Anonymous 07/12/10(Mon)22:42 No.1316326
I wish they would add a backhand slap feature for realism
>> [_] Anonymous 07/12/10(Mon)22:43 No.1316332
Hey, this bitch kept provoking me so she had it coming and she knew it was coming after, oh I
don't, THE FIRST 2 TIMES I FUCKING HIT HER? This girl is obviously a masochist.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/12/10(Mon)22:47 No.1316337
8203 was the highest I could get.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/12/10(Mon)22:54 No.1316349
damn, 3451 was my highest, and I didn't wait for her to say shit once. :/
How get higher score?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/12/10(Mon)22:55 No.1316351
9001
o.0
>> [_] Anonymous 07/12/10(Mon)22:57 No.1316354
>>1316349
Slap the bitch, as hard as you can.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/12/10(Mon)23:02 No.1316363
67400
pussies
>> [_] Anonymous 07/12/10(Mon)23:05 No.1316366
I am female and thoroughly enjoyed hitting these sleazy fucking cow.
I approve.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/12/10(Mon)23:05 No.1316367
>>1316363
234589302
lol@fag
>> [_] Anonymous 07/12/10(Mon)23:18 No.1316377
Is it bad that I had more fun listening to her cry pitifully on the floor, than actually playing
the game?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/12/10(Mon)23:20 No.1316381
>>1316377
Didn't you already asked that question the last time this was posted?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/12/10(Mon)23:41 No.1316399
she takes it like the bitch she is
>> [_] Anonymous 07/12/10(Mon)23:43 No.1316400
>>1316381
No, that was me.
Crazy that someone posted almost the exact same question though.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/12/10(Mon)23:44 No.1316403
>/r9k/'s favorite game
Yeah, because not like any of them would have the balls to do it IRL, they all just come on here
and have a circlejerk of fucking BAWWWWWing. Spare me.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/12/10(Mon)23:46 No.1316405
>>1316403
Actual woman-slapping alpha male on the internets? Oh my stars
>> [_] Anonymous 07/12/10(Mon)23:46 No.1316406
I lol'd when she was on the floor sobbing and the game was very excitedly calling me a gangsta
with the victory music playing in the background. This, my friends, is how real life should be.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/12/10(Mon)23:47 No.1316407
>>1316405
What can I say? They gotta learn to stay in the kitchen somehow you know.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)00:18 No.1316438
I reached bud spencer mode
>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)00:22 No.1316440
I don't want to hit her...but then she talks and -slap-
>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)00:42 No.1316455
>>1316406
I know, right?
I actually lol'd at that part.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)01:15 No.1316484
this game made me realize the reason and mean of go back to the kitchen
>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)01:15 No.1316486
This .swf is loading painfully slowly. The anticipation is killing me because of all the positive
comments.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)01:20 No.1316491
>>1316486 here.
Is anyone else having trouble loading this? It's not my internet, everything else is working
fine. It's only up to 20% after 5 minutes.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)01:59 No.1316509
This music is from Nanostray, right? uugghh nostalgia
>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)02:04 No.1316514
So is that Danish or Norwegian? Can't tell.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)02:06 No.1316515
hmm
she slept with your friend or something and gives you feministic expalanation: its my life
first slap her a little take her keys throw her out
lock the door and chill even with the police they have to break the door no way for lovers quarrel
>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)02:18 No.1316521
>>1316515
Are you talking about the part where she says something along the lines of "Why sould I fuck your
friend, he's just as ugly as you!"? See, that'd be a response to an implied accusation.
Either way, at first I was like
>Yeah whatever, dance with whoever the hell you want to, dancing's for fags, girls, and tribals
anyway.
But then
>Why the hell are you still mouthing off? *100% GANGSTAAAAAA*
>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)02:26 No.1316528
What the HELL??? Jesus on a stick this game makes me feel like the bastard child of a rapist just
by playing it!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)02:27 No.1316529
Needs an English version.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/10(Tue)02:33 No.1316537
Why do I have an erection?
