File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] TIME TO SAVE EARTH /F/ HOLY FUCKING SHIT Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)07:42 No.1304590
Best. Game. In the history of mankind.
"10/10"
- Anonymous
"Oh god it's like /v/ made a game"
- Anonymous
"Great time waster"
- Anonymous
"Level 3 is a fucking joke"
- Anonymous
Don't forget to watch out for that gravity!
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>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)07:44 No.1304591
>level 3 is a fucking joke
no shit, I've played this every time it's been posted and tried every combination of equipment
and never made it to level 4
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)07:46 No.1304594
>>1304591
Guess you didn't pay enough attention to the tutorial nigger.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)07:49 No.1304596
LONG TUTORIAL IS LONG
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)07:50 No.1304597
>>1304596
it begins
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)07:50 No.1304598
>>1304596
how did you ever graduate elementary school if you can't stay focused on elementary physics for
like 5 minutes
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)07:51 No.1304599
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT FUCKING METEOROIDS JUST LET ME PLAY ALREADY GOD DAMN
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)07:53 No.1304600
Physics is gonna pull out a gun, shoot you right, in the head, yeeaaah
Physics, ooh, I can't wait to make love to physics, gonna make love to her all night long
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)07:54 No.1304602
Protip: if you go with the Polarizoid shield, don't expect an easy victory
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)07:57 No.1304604
fuck you OP, srsly
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)07:58 No.1304606
WTF HOW DO I BEAT THE ASTEROID DRAGOONS IN LEVEL 8 ?!?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)07:59 No.1304607
>watch 10 minutes of tutorial
>listen to 5 minutes long unskippable anthem praising the great spider king
>die two steps into the first level
>no checkpoint
>my face
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)08:00 No.1304609
>>1304606
you must use the slizer noob
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)08:00 No.1304611
>>1304607
lol you suck at video games
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)08:04 No.1304613
Epic game is epic
Hey guise how the fuck do I defeat the missile base on level 3? I'm using the man handy and the
polarizoid
I dodge the missile but then physics kills me every time
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)08:09 No.1304617
Is this a game or a god damn music video? And what the fuck is with the singing and dancing sun?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)08:14 No.1304619
It was hilarious, but I died as soon as I got to level one and don't feel like sitting through it
all again... :/
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)08:18 No.1304621
lol'd so hard
OP is a niggerjew
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)08:20 No.1304623
Epic game is epic. Probably best physics and plot I've ever seen in a flash game. FUCK YEAH
SPYDER KING
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)08:22 No.1304625
SPOILER
IN THE END YOU BECOME THE SPIDER KING
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)08:29 No.1304631
HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO WATCH THIS TUTORIAL FOR
I JUST WANNA PLAY THE FUCKING GAME
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)08:33 No.1304633
>>1304625
thats only if you go route b (join PAM) brokovich
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)08:40 No.1304637
>>1304625
YOUR JAWS WILL DISSOLVE ANYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)08:48 No.1304638
>post Steamshovel Harry
garantueed replies (mostly concerning the ridiculous long intro)
part awesome
part troll
10/10
>> [_] Ren 07/01/10(Thu)08:49 No.1304639
:) Here's a cheat..
javascript:document.embeds[0].TGotoFrame("/", 14);
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)08:50 No.1304640
can i play yet? been stting here watching the unskippable tutorial for well over 5 mins
>> [_] Analmouse 07/01/10(Thu)09:28 No.1304661
i salute the great spider king LONG LIVE THE SPIDER KING!
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)09:31 No.1304664
fuck this,
tutorials sucks
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)09:40 No.1304669
>>1304639
ಠ_ಠ
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)09:49 No.1304674
I FUCKING BEAT THE MISSILE BASE FUCK YEA
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)10:09 No.1304688
>>1304674
How the fuck did you do that
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)10:37 No.1304695
javascript:document.embeds[0].TGotoFrame("/", 13);
for awesomest scene EVAR
>> [_] Ren 07/01/10(Thu)10:50 No.1304700
>>1304695
Way to copy me newfag
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)10:53 No.1304705
>>1304700
go to hell
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)11:09 No.1304711
you can download the song from the artists site for free, it's fucking awesome
PHYSICS IS GONNA HAUNT YOU DOWN, AND KILL YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)11:29 No.1304726
GAH NEEDS A FUCKING SKIP BUTTON IN THE FUCKING LIVER LITTLE MOMMY
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)11:50 No.1304754
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit I just realized how hard I got trolled.
>> [_] Red 07/01/10(Thu)11:59 No.1304758
I
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what
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how do
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WHAT?
WHAAAATT?!!
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)12:00 No.1304759
FUCK THIS SHIT.
I MAD.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)12:23 No.1304770
I never left Title Menu
...
The music is too catchy
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)12:24 No.1304772
JUST LET ME PLAY THE GOD DAMN GAME
WHATS WITH THIS FUCKING AUTOTUNE
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)12:27 No.1304774
Dude, fuck level 3 in the ass, level FOUR is where it's at.
I just use harry's jump to bypass the enemy cybertank and blow up the Command core with
Hi-Explosive rockets
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)12:32 No.1304775
I CANT WAIT TOOOO MAKE LOVE TO PHYYYYSICS
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)12:34 No.1304778
>>1304774
how did you get the rockets at lvl 4??? it always took me all the way to lvl 6 till i could find
some
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)12:35 No.1304779
You know, with all of the popularity this game gets, they really should make a real one.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)12:36 No.1304780
>>1304778
if you jump from the asteroid and onto the meteoroid then you can jump again to get them.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)12:52 No.1304791
>>1304779
>implying this isn't a real game.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)12:55 No.1304792
what the fuck, i wait like 15 minutes to play, a helper spider pops up like the stupid paperclip,
then a missle blows up and it says game over, fuck you op, FUCK YOU
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)13:04 No.1304794
I feel like I've just been violated. Fuck you /f/.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)13:20 No.1304798
physics is gonna pull out a gun and shoot you right in the head
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)13:24 No.1304803
Ahahaha so you sit through that long ass tutorial then you take one step and an unpreventable
game over. For those of you who are sitting through this don't waste your time.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)13:24 No.1304804
I'm starting to think there is no game. I'm at the planetary anthem now.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)13:27 No.1304806
Could use some sort of save function. Otherwise hossome
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)13:31 No.1304809
>>1304803
Way to fail at the first level retard
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)13:35 No.1304810
i just sat the WHOLE TUTORIAL and i take two steps in the first level and WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??????????????
??????????
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)13:42 No.1304815
This shit is hilarious.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)14:02 No.1304823
If you died in the first level then you are obviously playing it wrong. I am already on level 18,
and I gotta tell you this is when shit starts getting serious. You are only allowed to use your
starting weapon, and there are 4 missile bases and 2 motherships. Also if you get hit 1 time you
have to restart the level.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)14:34 No.1304848
Idea! watch all the other things on /f/ while the long boring ass tutorial is playing
>> [_] Anonymous 07/01/10(Thu)14:50 No.1304852
Kinda amusing songs.
Still find it kinda annoying that trolling has become so common that someone would put this
amount of time and effort into a flash just to see it used as "i trol u!" on /f/.
