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Original location: http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1293198 Recognized format: Yes, thread post count is 58. Discovered flash files: 1 File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB) [_] [G] Best. Game. EVER. Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)13:42 No.1293198 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)13:48 No.1293205 Good thing the save function works. Making it to level 3 is a motherfucker, it gets easier after you get to the first stop. God damn physics killed me like 50 times in a row. >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)13:53 No.1293209 >>1293205 Tell me about it, bro. Did you know that physics is the second most common death in Steamshovel Harry? As if the game isn't hard enough with all those shitty meteors, they had to implement realistic physics IN A GAME. >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)13:58 No.1293214 ^ newfags obviously haven't seen a space dragon yet >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)14:00 No.1293218 Oh god, it's like /v/ made a game. Wasn't this E4 game of the year last year? >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)14:03 No.1293219 >>1293209 I think you mean meteoroids. They're in space after all. gb2 astronomy 101 Or do you mean during the launch into space part >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)14:03 No.1293220 got bored with the mind numbing tutorial >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)14:03 No.1293221 Good god, the intro is longer than an MGS4 cutscene. >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)14:05 No.1293224 how do people continuously fall for this shit >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)14:05 No.1293225 >>1293221 I think that there isn't even a game, this is probably just some elaborate troll. Goddamn. >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)14:06 No.1293226 whatever you do, don't get the phase inventer at queeblar's >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)14:07 No.1293227 >>1293225 >I can't figure out mission 1 hurdurr >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)14:11 No.1293232 >>1293227 I called that before the anthem finished. >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)14:14 No.1293234 how the fuck do i beat the first boss I try throwing rocks, the rocks they do nothing >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)14:19 No.1293237 NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DO NOT EVEN ATTEMPT TO PLAY THIS GAME. THERE IS NO GAME. ITS JUST A LONG INTRO. THEN IT KILLS YOU. >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)14:23 No.1293239 >>1293237 see >>1293227 >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)14:27 No.1293242 that's so epic! >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)15:09 No.1293260 i love it! >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)15:22 No.1293262 MORE LIKE A FUCKING MOVIE >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)15:26 No.1293264 I could do without the half-hour physics lesson. >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)15:29 No.1293266 bad troll is a bad troll. you suck op >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)15:31 No.1293267 >>1293237 i guessed as much, its really quite obvious... >> [_] Whiskey Alpha Tango !ccgLAVgp62 06/18/10(Fri)15:59 No.1293284 PHYSICS IS GONNA KILL YOU HARRY >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)16:03 No.1293287 I looks like you're trying to get to the spacecraft. Would you like some help? BOOM Game Over >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)16:09 No.1293294 Clicking Next: The Game >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)16:18 No.1293302 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S_aUXYGVs8 >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)16:22 No.1293305 lol 10 minutes of pep-tutorial garbage >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)16:34 No.1293325 Steeeaam shovel haaaarry Steeaam shovel haaaaarry Now I'm gonna have that stuck in my head all day >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)16:37 No.1293328 It's time to learn about astronomy IT'S TIME TO LEARN ABOUT ASTRONOMY IT'S TIME TO LEARN ABOUT ASTRONOMEYEAAH Physics is gonna kill you Harry Physics is gonna kill you Harry Physics is gonna pull out a gun and shoot you right in the head Harry >> [_] Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2 06/18/10(Fri)16:52 No.1293339 LET THE SPIDER KING SING HIS JAWS CAN DISSOLVE ANYTHING HIS JAWS CAN DISSOLVE ANY THING >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)16:56 No.1293342 Well, that was annoying. "Huh? The character they're showing is too big for the screen, how could this possibly work?" "Why do some bits look better made than others?" "Was ANY thought put into this long, boring anth- Oh dammit, this is a troll isn't it?" >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)16:57 No.1293344 Of all the planets all around In the sky and on the ground Only one you plainly see Is just good enough for me From fair Islington To yonder Perth We kindly suggest You consider Ea-a-arth O Medium-sized Earth Of moderate speed and average girth From Mars to Mercury It's still the most livable you see With atmosphere Not poison gas With grazing deer And mountain pass It's got oceans for swimming Not acid for dying There's a moon And some grass Lots of water too And more grass Giant lizards roam the plains Giant spiders live in ca-a-a-aves >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)16:58 No.1293347 We'll find a cure for that Plague We have to admit that was our mistake Over boiling seas And blood-red sky Our Space Police will acidify Every annoyance and enemy And be back in time for tea O of Earth we sing And to Earth's Great Spider King With atmosphere Not poison gas With grazing deer And poison grass We'll stand up and we'll sing To let Earthly freedom ring And let the Spider King still sti-i-ing His jaws can dissolve anything His jaws can dissolve aaany thi-i-ing >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)17:05 No.1293351 theyre going to destroy the world in 15 minutes! >takes a 14 minute and 30 second tutorial. >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)17:06 No.1293352 lol @ people bitching at the tutorial how did you ever make it through school if you can't stay focused on elementary physics for like 5 minutes tops >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)17:11 No.1293359 does this damn game ever start. i wanted to play a game not get a science lesson >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)17:15 No.1293363 >>1293359 >>1293302 >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)17:18 No.1293364 >>1293359 Stick with it man. Shit is awesome. >> [_] MOTHER FUCKING FUCKER THE BITCH 06/18/10(Fri)17:18 No.1293365 MY FUCKING GOD IT SUCKED SO BAD I WAITED FOREVER AND THEN WAS LIKE FUCK THIS I DON'T WANNA FUCKING WAIT FOR THIS FUCKING GAME TO START PLAYING YOU STUPID FUCKING PIECES OF SHITS BITCHES. Have a nice day! ; ) >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)17:26 No.1293367 Holy shit this is enginious >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)17:37 No.1293371 10/10 thoroughly enjoyable and a good time waster once you get started, the tutorial is a bit long though also made me really wish Earth really had a spider king >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)17:46 No.1293374 Well played sir. Anyway yeah, long ass tutorial, you get hit by the missle you're supposed to stop about 2 steps into the first level and the game ends. If you wish to try again you have to go through the entire tutorial again. >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)17:47 No.1293375 >>1293374 protip: there's something you're missing >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)18:00 No.1293383 >>1293371 Get to level 10, you fucking ride on his back! >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)18:19 No.1293404 How do I actually use the weapons? The tutorial has more physics than high school and yet it failed to teach me that >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)18:25 No.1293413 >>1293404 Stop trolling. It is clearly stats the necessary the first time you reach an antagonist. >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)18:39 No.1293435 you have to be shitting me...i sit through the 10 hour intro BULLSHIT and then it comes to training mode and i move a step and some faggot starts talking to me and i cant move and then i FUCKING ESPLODE AND NOW I HAVE TO WATCH IT ALL AGAIN FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)18:49 No.1293449 wait...so its impossible to play this game? its not even a GAME SERIOUSLY! RAAAAAAAAAGE WTF THIS LOOKED AWESOME GAWD DAYUM SUCCESSFUL TROLLING FAGGOTS REHYAWFBFUUUURJAC >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)18:50 No.1293451 >>1293435 >>1293449 NIGGERS EVERYWHERE. >> [_] AnonReviews !hYkIWatubA 06/18/10(Fri)18:54 No.1293456 + above-average graphics compared to flash games + superior, entertaining and yet strangely immersive music + epic universe, I mean earth ruled by spider king? the Plague? red skies and poison grass and giant lizards? looks like it's been some time since my day on Earth. Also, planetary anthems + nice physics + can customize your character - terrible graphics compared to stand-alone games, which the music and plot are on par with - time waster - can't skip tutorial - unrewarding conclusion - astronomy is mostly useless, but nice touch overall, a very entertaining piece of work, if you have any wit or a sense of humor; also good at parties, but be forewarned: completing it will take some time, especially if you don't pay attention to the tutorial >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)19:08 No.1293478 When the fuck does the game start >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)19:09 No.1293479 Annoying fucking song >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)19:19 No.1293488 When the sun started singing about astronomy, I thought something was wrong. Successful troll is successful. >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)19:28 No.1293493 this game taught me more about astronomy and physics than all of college >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)19:29 No.1293494 Dammit I died right away and now i have to watch all that shit again >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)19:31 No.1293496 So much fucking tourtials >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)19:39 No.1293505 anyone beat the 24th level's twin dragon guards ? >> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)19:40 No.1293508 alt + f4 to skip the tutoriel |
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