File[Steamshovel Harry.swf] - (5.66 MB)
[_] [G] Best. Game. EVER. Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)13:42 No.

Marked for deletion (old).

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)13:48 No.

  Good thing the save function works. Making it to level 3 is a motherfucker, it gets easier after
  you get to the first stop. God damn physics killed me like 50 times in a row.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)13:53 No.

  >>1293205
  Tell me about it, bro.
  Did you know that physics is the second most common death in Steamshovel Harry?
  As if the game isn't hard enough with all those shitty meteors, they had to implement realistic
  physics IN A GAME.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)13:58 No.

  ^ newfags obviously haven't seen a space dragon yet

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)14:00 No.

  Oh god, it's like /v/ made a game.

  Wasn't this E4 game of the year last year?

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)14:03 No.

  >>1293209
  I think you mean meteoroids. They're in space after all. gb2 astronomy 101

  Or do you mean during the launch into space part

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)14:03 No.

  got bored with the mind numbing tutorial

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)14:03 No.

  Good god, the intro is longer than an MGS4 cutscene.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)14:05 No.

  how do people continuously fall for this shit

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)14:05 No.

  >>1293221
  I think that there isn't even a game, this is probably just some elaborate troll. Goddamn.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)14:06 No.

  whatever you do, don't get the phase inventer at queeblar's

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)14:07 No.

  >>1293225
  >I can't figure out mission 1 hurdurr

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)14:11 No.

  >>1293227
  I called that before the anthem finished.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)14:14 No.

  how the fuck do i beat the first boss
  I try throwing rocks, the rocks they do nothing

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)14:19 No.

  NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
  NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
  NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
  DO NOT EVEN ATTEMPT TO PLAY THIS GAME.
  THERE IS NO GAME.
  ITS JUST A LONG INTRO.
  THEN IT KILLS YOU.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)14:23 No.

  >>1293237
  see
  >>1293227

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)14:27 No.

  that's so epic!

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)15:09 No.

  i love it!

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)15:22 No.

  MORE LIKE A FUCKING MOVIE

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)15:26 No.

  I could do without the half-hour physics lesson.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)15:29 No.

  bad troll is a bad troll. you suck op

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)15:31 No.

  >>1293237
  i guessed as much, its really quite obvious...

>> [_] Whiskey Alpha Tango !ccgLAVgp62 06/18/10(Fri)15:59 No.

  PHYSICS IS GONNA KILL YOU HARRY

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)16:03 No.

  I looks like you're trying to get to the spacecraft. Would you like some help?
  BOOM
  Game Over

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)16:09 No.

  Clicking Next: The Game

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)16:18 No.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S_aUXYGVs8

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)16:22 No.

  lol 10 minutes of pep-tutorial garbage

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)16:34 No.

  Steeeaam shovel haaaarry
  Steeaam shovel haaaaarry

  Now I'm gonna have that stuck in my head all day

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)16:37 No.

  It's time to learn about astronomy
  IT'S TIME TO LEARN ABOUT ASTRONOMY
  IT'S TIME TO LEARN ABOUT ASTRONOMEYEAAH

  Physics is gonna kill you Harry
  Physics is gonna kill you Harry
  Physics is gonna pull out a gun and shoot you right in the head Harry

>> [_] Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2 06/18/10(Fri)16:52 No.

  LET THE SPIDER KING SING
  HIS JAWS CAN DISSOLVE ANYTHING
  HIS JAWS CAN DISSOLVE ANY THING

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)16:56 No.

  Well, that was annoying.

  "Huh? The character they're showing is too big for the screen, how could this possibly work?"

  "Why do some bits look better made than others?"

  "Was ANY thought put into this long, boring anth- Oh dammit, this is a troll isn't it?"

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)16:57 No.

  Of all the planets all around
  In the sky and on the ground
  Only one you plainly see
  Is just good enough for me

  From fair Islington
  To yonder Perth
  We kindly suggest
  You consider Ea-a-arth

  O Medium-sized Earth
  Of moderate speed and average girth
  From Mars to Mercury
  It's still the most livable you see

  With atmosphere
  Not poison gas

  With grazing deer
  And mountain pass

  It's got oceans for swimming
  Not acid for dying

  There's a moon
  And some grass
  Lots of water too
  And more grass

  Giant lizards roam the plains
  Giant spiders live in ca-a-a-aves

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)16:58 No.

  We'll find a cure for that Plague
  We have to admit that was our mistake

  Over boiling seas
  And blood-red sky
  Our Space Police will acidify
  Every annoyance and enemy
  And be back in time for tea

  O of Earth we sing
  And to Earth's Great Spider King

  With atmosphere
  Not poison gas

  With grazing deer
  And poison grass

  We'll stand up and we'll sing
  To let Earthly freedom ring

  And let the Spider King still sti-i-ing
  His jaws can dissolve anything
  His jaws can dissolve aaany thi-i-ing

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)17:05 No.

  theyre going to destroy the world in 15 minutes!

  >takes a 14 minute and 30 second tutorial.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)17:06 No.

  lol @ people bitching at the tutorial
  how did you ever make it through school if you can't stay focused on elementary physics for like
  5 minutes tops

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)17:11 No.

  does this damn game ever start.
  i wanted to play a game not get a science lesson

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)17:15 No.

  >>1293359
  >>1293302

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)17:18 No.

  >>1293359
  Stick with it man. Shit is awesome.

>> [_] MOTHER FUCKING FUCKER THE BITCH 06/18/10(Fri)17:18 No.

  MY FUCKING GOD IT SUCKED SO BAD I WAITED FOREVER AND THEN WAS LIKE FUCK THIS I DON'T WANNA
  FUCKING WAIT FOR THIS FUCKING GAME TO START PLAYING YOU STUPID FUCKING PIECES OF SHITS BITCHES.
  Have a nice day! ; )

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)17:26 No.

  Holy shit this is enginious

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)17:37 No.

  10/10 thoroughly enjoyable and a good time waster once you get started, the tutorial is a bit
  long though

  also made me really wish Earth really had a spider king

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)17:46 No.

  Well played sir.

  Anyway yeah, long ass tutorial, you get hit by the missle you're supposed to stop about 2 steps
  into the first level and the game ends. If you wish to try again you have to go through the
  entire tutorial again.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)17:47 No.

  >>1293374
  protip: there's something you're missing

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)18:00 No.

  >>1293371
  Get to level 10, you fucking ride on his back!

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)18:19 No.

  How do I actually use the weapons? The tutorial has more physics than high school and yet it
  failed to teach me that

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)18:25 No.

  >>1293404

  Stop trolling. It is clearly stats the necessary the first time you reach an antagonist.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)18:39 No.

  you have to be shitting me...i sit through the 10 hour intro BULLSHIT and then it comes to
  training mode and i move a step and some faggot starts talking to me and i cant move and then i
  FUCKING ESPLODE AND NOW I HAVE TO WATCH IT ALL AGAIN FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)18:49 No.

  wait...so its impossible to play this game? its not even a GAME SERIOUSLY! RAAAAAAAAAGE WTF THIS
  LOOKED AWESOME GAWD DAYUM SUCCESSFUL TROLLING FAGGOTS REHYAWFBFUUUURJAC

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)18:50 No.

  >>1293435
  >>1293449

  NIGGERS EVERYWHERE.

>> [_] AnonReviews !hYkIWatubA 06/18/10(Fri)18:54 No.

  + above-average graphics compared to flash games
  + superior, entertaining and yet strangely immersive music
  + epic universe, I mean earth ruled by spider king? the Plague? red skies and poison grass and
  giant lizards? looks like it's been some time since my day on Earth. Also, planetary anthems
  + nice physics
  + can customize your character

  - terrible graphics compared to stand-alone games, which the music and plot are on par with
  - time waster
  - can't skip tutorial
  - unrewarding conclusion
  - astronomy is mostly useless, but nice touch

  overall, a very entertaining piece of work, if you have any wit or a sense of humor; also good at
  parties, but be forewarned: completing it will take some time, especially if you don't pay
  attention to the tutorial

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)19:08 No.

  When the fuck does the game start

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)19:09 No.

  Annoying fucking song

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)19:19 No.

  When the sun started singing about astronomy, I thought something was wrong. Successful troll is
  successful.

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)19:28 No.

  this game taught me more about astronomy and physics than all of college

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)19:29 No.

  Dammit I died right away and now i have to watch all that shit again

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)19:31 No.

  So much fucking tourtials

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)19:39 No.

  anyone beat the 24th level's twin dragon guards ?

>> [_] Anonymous 06/18/10(Fri)19:40 No.

  alt + f4 to skip the tutoriel